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Kitni Mushkil Se Kati Kal Ki Meri Raat Na Pooch !!!

admin — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 21:10:54 +0000

Khalid

Kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch
Dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch

Wo kis adaa se mere saamnay se guzraa abhi
Kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch

Waqat jo badley to insaan badal jaatey hain
Kya nahi dikhlaatey yeh gardish-e-halaat na pooch

Wo kisi ka ho bhi gaya or mujhey khabar na hui
Kis tarha usney chudaya hai mujh se haath na pooch

Is tarha pal mein mujhay begana kar diya usnay
Kis tarha apno se khaai hai mainey maat na pooch

Ab tera pyaar nahi hai to sanam kuch bhi nahi
Kitni mushkil se bani thi dil ki kayenaat na pooch(mkm)

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2 men went 2 a callgirl

admin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 03:58:27 +0000

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab

admin — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 09:52:00 +0000

Badal gai hai ye zindagi ab sabhi nazarey badal gaye hain kahin pe moaje’n baadal gai hain kahin kinarey badal gaye hai badal gaya hai ab uska lehja [...]

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:44:33 +0000

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

No similar SMS.

What was the first thing

admin — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 04:10:16 +0000

Lawyer: â€œWhat was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?â€
Witness: â€œHe said, â€˜Where am I, Cathy?â€™â€
Lawyer: â€œAnd why did that upset you?â€
Witness: â€œMy name is Susan.â€

Kisi Ko Galay Se Lagaya To Hoga

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:35:42 +0000

Khalid

koi chaudhwein Raat ka chand ban kar
tumharay tasawur mein aya to hoga

kisi se to ki hogi tum ne muhabbatâ€¦
kisi ko galay se lagaya to hogaâ€¦

tumharay Khayalon kay agan mein meri
yaad ke phool mehkay to hon gay

kabhi apni ankhon ke kajal se tum ne
mera naam likh kar mitaya to hogaâ€¦

labon se muhabbat ka jadu jaga kar
bhari bazm mein sab se nazarein bacha kar

nigahon ki raahon se dil mein sama kar
kisi ne tumhein bhi churaya to hogaâ€¦

kabhi ainay se nigahein mila kar
jo li hogi bharpur angraeiyan tu nay

to ghabara ke Khud teri angraiyon ne
tere husn ko gudgudaya to hogaâ€¦

nigahon mein shama-e-tamana jala kar
taki hongi tum ne bhi rahein kisi ki

kisi ne to wada kia hoga tum se
kisi ne tumhein bhi roolaya to hogaâ€¦
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khalid.m@hotmail.co.uk
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Funny Love Quotes in Hindi

admin — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:00:47 +0000

Bekar hai wo log jo apne lover ko miss kiya karte hai
Arre miss karna hai to machharo ko karo
Jo apni jaan per khel kar apko kiss kiya karte hai…

Friendship sms msg: best friend

admin — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 23:05:19 +0000

If you are a chocolate you are the sweetest, if you are a Teddy Bear you are the most huggable, If you are a Star you are the Brightest, and since you are my ?FRIEND? You are the BEST

What kisses mean?

admin — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 06:53:00 +0000

Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com

What kisses mean?

Send Free SMS / Love SMS / Funny Jokes SMS / Text messages from SMS4Smile.com
What kisses mean?
What kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=….
lets not get carried away!

james bond

admin — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 13:15:22 +0000

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420