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Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:27:46 -0500

Over 9000 Penises

Sat, 20 Sep 2008 04:16:05 -0500

I accidentally a WHOLE microphone

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 07:10:00 -0500

Yeah! A WHOLE microphone!

HOW CAN SHE SLAP?

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 14:09:20 -0500

soulja vs anon

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:49:27 -0500

expect the anons

I WILL DO MORE COLIN I PROMISE

Oh, f~.. sh**

Sat, 30 Aug 2008 15:16:01 -0500

rollin' with obama

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:28:47 -0500

you would not get this from any other guy.

Chinese Spongebob

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:22:41 -0500

Hahahahaha, racism.

Card Crusher

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:28:18 -0500

You've seen the meme before I'm sure.. here's the video behind it

Top 5 Train Annoyances

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:37:04 -0500

Ah man, it's been a while. Apologies for the laziness as of late. I wrote this one on the train with a dude looking over my shoulder at first looking annoyed but as I went on started nodding his head in agreement. That's all the approval I need for this one! Contains some naughty language.

Do you have a dog?

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 13:35:55 -0500

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

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Wrestler asks for a chair - he gets one

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 11:55:30 -0500

And they just keep on coming!

Your grandson is very important

Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:22:42 -0500

Last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect.

I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn't paying attention and walked into the street. She's about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn't see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don't know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view.

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He didn't say it was going to be this cold

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 15:45:24 -0500

Pool's Closed

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 11:28:55 -0500

Hey guys. Pool's closed.

Apparently, racism floats now.

How to beat the 'Claw' game

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 11:42:21 -0500

Haven't got a quarter? No worries!

Folgersldkjfagsdlfkj1!! vc

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:03:03 -0500

How to hide an elephant

Fri, 04 Jul 2008 13:51:41 -0500

Got one of those big elephants that you want to hide from the missus?

Worth1000 had a contest - see the entries here. http://www.worth1000.com/contest.asp?contest_id=19677&display=photoshop

Good thing you know how to spell "desperate"

Thu, 03 Jul 2008 12:49:10 -0500

mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or anything else?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): How was your day?
mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond.

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WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW?!

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 13:12:34 -0500