AGT’s #TURF Proves Once and For All That Homeless People Are Hella Flexible (VIDEO) 

I’m such a comedic genius, minutes after this aired, I called him “AFRO TURF” on twitter. Get it? Instead of “astro turf…”

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Manny Pacquiao FLIP FLOPS on Gay Rights #Sorta (TMZ VIDEO) 

The last 10 seconds of TMZ randomness of this video are what make it [blog worthy] and hilarious.

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Diablo 3 Developer Interview: “You’ve got to focus on the awesome” #PCGAMER 

I bought Diablo3 on Monday at midnight I still haven’t played. I’ve either been at work or the servers have been down or I am updating this blog. FML.

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Andy Richter on Howard Stern Show 05-16-12

You know what startled me? When CONAN made the move to TBS, I saw a “staff photo” and there wasn’t even a token black guy. That’s why his show is now irrelevant. Now don’t get me wrong, I am not saying to make a show as black as the twitter trending topics, which are “hoodrat black.” I’m just saying, sprinkle a little flavor and relevancy in. In other words, one degree of hoodrat separation.

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.@MacLethal666 Raps The Difference Between You’re & Your 

Speaking of dumb… I’m sorta dumb, ’cause why didn’t I get Mac Lethal to drop a rap for me at the end of our interview?

Previously:

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HOWARD STERN: Worlds Strongest Naked Woman Contest 2012

Why didn’t they get NEW Penthouse chicks? We’ve already heard from these broads before… #lazyproducing.

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How to Wake Up a Napping Kid (Breed – Nirvana)

The creepy part about this video is that the dude in it looks like me. Roffle if you know what I look like.

Just as an aside, I got a 46 on the ugly meter pro app, but I must say, I want a re-take. And here’s my logic. If you have an iphone4s and you’re using the app by yourself, you have to use the front-facing camera. The front facing camera is SHIT compared to the back side camera. And every time I try to take my picture with the front camera I look like ass. But if I take a mirror picture let’s say, with the back-side camera, I look good. So I need someone to take my picture straight on, with the backside camera, and used it with the app, and I think I will get a higher score. That’s my excuse for now. I have to at least be a 50. Come on.

And wow at this video already having 3.5 million views. Sigh.

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White Guy Protests WI Restaurant After All-You-Can-Eat Friday Fish Fry Runs Out And Police Are Called #FATPEOPLEPROBLEMS

Man no offense, but I hate frigging restaurants that do an all you can eat deal. But then say no sharing. Like I understand, but at the same time, if I am out to dinner with my Dad and he gets an all you can eat soup, salad, and bread-sticks, and let’s say I just want to taste the soup, or I just want a nibble of the breadstick, I gotta feel guilty as f*ck. Like Hitler is gonna jump out from under the bar, and smack me on the wrist with a ruler. I’m just saying.

Anyways, someone pass me the fish.

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LOLZ Gang of Bum-Rappers Hijack @HannibalBuress Promo Video But End Up Being Even Funnier Than Him! (VIDEO) 

Got damn …I didn’t know how to spell Shia LaBeouf until Transformers 2. That was when he truly arrived. I still spell Hannibal Burress with two R’s most of the time…I mean Hannibal Buress. My bad.

Btw, in all actuality Hanibal Buress is the coolest comic I’ve ever interviewed. There I go spelling his name wrong again though. Nah, but the reason he’s the shit is he’s funny as fuck, he’s quietly confident, and he can take my dumb ass breaking his balls. So, much love to him. Watch his Comedy Central special in 5 days.

Previously: Shabooty Interview Series: Hannibal Buress

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Here’s the #EARTHHARP Player From Last Night’s #AGT (VIDEO)

This was the tits. I will post the TURF video soon, as well. AFRO TURF, son!

I think AGT post all of their popular segments on youtube = win.

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Riley Martin Vomits Live On The Air (AUDIO)

Hilariously nasty… SPACE COWBOY CHUNKS!

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