shaunbwilson

"The dock roof at the Solomons Main Post Office located at 13946 HG Trueman Road, Solomons, MD, 20688..."

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:13:01 -0500

“The dock roof at the Solomons Main Post Office located at 13946 HG Trueman Road, Solomons, MD, 20688 collapsed today. Customers and employees are entering the facility through the front door.”

- USPS - National Mail Service Updates

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Sun, 07 Feb 2010 18:22:28 -0500

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Post-Early Gift Wrap-Up

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 23:36:46 -0500

me: shaunbwilson. Now more than ever.
Michelle: Huh?
me: Trying out some new branding taglines.
Michelle: Ha!
me: shaunbwilson: Flavorful. Rigorous. Jovial.
me: On your side.
Michelle: shaunbwilson: I'll Give You Something To Cry About
me: That should be a weekly feature!
Michelle: New taglines?
me: I'm shaunbwilson and now I'll Give You Something To Cry About.
me: Except more like...
me: I'm shaunbwilson. An now, I'll Give You Something To Cry About.
me: Let me interview you for my Tumblog.
Michelle: Right now?
me: Michelle, you gave me three pair of cuff links for Valentine's Day and my birthday.
me: What were you thinking when you got me that?
Michelle: You're a classy guy, and classy guys like classy gifts.
me: So you went with cuff links instead of say, a Rolls Royce or a gift certificate to Olive Garden?
Michelle: I was actually hoping to get you a certificate to Outback, but since my sister doesn't work there anymore, I'd have to pay for it.
me: I see. Well, that was an interesting choice.
me: At some point you logged onto your Tumblr dashboard and saw a picture of your gifts and my smiling face. Did that surprise you?
Michelle: I have to be honest with you, a little bit. Usually when you smile, it's because you're enjoying a joke I'm still struggling to understand.
me: Or else smiling at you instead of with you.
Michelle: Precisely.
me: Well, I know you have other things to do like be trapped inside your snow-covered house. Thanks for taking the time to be interviewed.

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Sat, 06 Feb 2010 20:53:19 -0500

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Got my Valentines Day/Birthday gifts early! (She couldn’t...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 19:36:35 -0500

Got my Valentines Day/Birthday gifts early! (She couldn’t wait to send them any more than I could wait to open them, I guess!)

Three awesome pairs of cuff links and a beautiful holder to keep them in.

Snowpocolypse2 pulverizes Snowpocolypse1.

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:17:00 -0500

Snowpocolypse2 pulverizes Snowpocolypse1.

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:31:53 -0500

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How To Report The News (via The Whatever)

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 18:37:54 -0500

How To Report The News

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Interesting Craigs List Ad

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:01:50 -0500

bowlsby:

Attend our wedding! (The single mans dream!) - $60

Date: 2010-02-01, 2:51PM CST
Reply to: sale-3ewnu-1581212940@craigslist.org ^{[Errors when replying to ads?]}

Never been to a wedding? Want to go to one? We are selling an invitation to attend our wedding and reception in Sycamore, IL on May 22, 2010. Now why the heck would you pay to attend my wedding?? Because my family is crazy, and you will probably get to experience some reality tv-esque drama. There will be free alcohol, free food and dancing, free candy bags and gifts. Plus lots of single guys/girls (most college aged). It’s almost like I’m setting you up on a blind date, but it’s kind of like The Bachelor, because you get to pick who you want. I’ll even let you BRING a date. Now I’m giving you 2 for 1 deal. Whatever you pay in this auction will be cheaper than what you pay for a night at the bar and dinner, but a hell of a lot funner! You will need to provide your own transportation and outfits, we provide you with pretty much anything else! It will be just like Wedding Crashers, and you know that’s an insanely good movie! IF YOU ARE IN THE CHICAGO AREA THIS IS A MUST!

Bid here: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170440617615

Monday Morning LOLZ (via...

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:07:51 -0500

Monday Morning LOLZ

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Korean War Memorial (via randomdc:sierragt2k)

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 19:31:48 -0500

Korean War Memorial

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The Memes of Memetasia For Michelle. (via current.com)

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 16:11:13 -0500

The Memes of Memetasia

For Michelle.

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Vintage Birth Control (via...

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 15:09:03 -0500

Vintage Birth Control

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At my next salary and benefits negotiation I am going to demand...

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 22:52:53 -0500

At my next salary and benefits negotiation I am going to demand that it be written into my contract that this play each time I prepare to enter the conference room for a meeting.

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Fri, 29 Jan 2010 21:18:16 -0500

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083_Exit (via Flying Mouse2007)

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 12:02:53 -0500

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"Actual football played in a 60-min NFL game: about 11 minutes. So what do the networks do with the..."

Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:25:50 -0500

“

Actual football played in a 60-min NFL game: about 11 minutes.

So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.

”

- Gridiron time (via slantback)

"Since 40 I have been regular about going to bed and getting up. I have made it a rule to go to bed..."

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 18:16:49 -0500

“Since 40 I have been regular about going to bed and getting up. I have made it a rule to go to bed when there wasn’t anybody left to sit up with; and I have made it a rule to get up when I had to. This has resulted in an unswerving regularity of irregularity.”

- Mark Twain during a speech revealing the secrets to longevity during his 70th birthday celebration.

Is it true the paychecks are bigger in Texas?

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 17:16:04 -0500

On Wednesday I was assigned to a 30-60 day project in San Antonio.

Yesterday I wore a suit, tie, and pocket square to work. On Tuesday I will begin wearing jeans and a t-shirt for a month or two.

This will be a bigger adjustment for me than most people can understand. I never feel out of place in a new city, but it’s been a long time since I’ve worn a t-shirt to work. I barely wear t-shirts during non-business hours and I will most definitely feel out of place wearing a t-shirt in a professional setting.

On another note, does anyone know of any local eating establishments or must-see, often-overlooked attractions I should attempt to visit on the weekends?

"Can’t I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy..."

Fri, 22 Jan 2010 16:48:55 -0500

“Can’t I be the friend in the group whose trademark is his well-defined boundaries like Privacy Smurf, Discreet Bear, or Confidentiality Spice?”

- Joel McHale as Jeff Winger, Community