sheeplesandsassholes

Shit Slangin’

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Sat, 12 Sep 2015 19:48:44 +0000

The audio on this podcast is somewhat of a joke. I might hire my 7 year old to be the sound engineer. This is like a homemade podcast. The content is good but the delivery looks like shit. The Homemade Apple Pie of Podcasts. I dig it. You can too.

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We Are Back Bitches!

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Sat, 15 Aug 2015 21:15:53 +0000

It has been a minute. A YEAR to be sort of exact. I got lonely and bored doing a solo podcast and after scouting the streets, I found E-Butt, also known as Yvette. She is amazing and wonderful and matches me on the bat-shit crazy scale.

Listen, I am not a sound engineer. I am sure a middle school child could do a better job recording sound for us but this is our first attempt so listen, drink it in and enjoy.

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Episode 7: Be Smarter.

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Tue, 20 May 2014 21:29:49 +0000

Thirty more minutes of shit shooting and monkeying around. This week gives adds 15 words to your vocabulary, warns the consequences of selling pot brownies, makes fun of all things pop culture, and a new DoucheTard of the Week. Plus so much more you can totally afford to miss but I would rather you didn’t…

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Episode 6: I WILL GO SOLANGE ON YOUR ASS.

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Wed, 14 May 2014 18:59:40 +0000

Warning: AT the recording of this podcast I was a feisty mess. Please excuse my pissing and moaning while I cover topics from Douchetard of The Day, Dragonball Solange, Pinterest activity of the week, Miley Cyrus, Star Wars news you can use, my personal #iCant issues and all sorts of worthless slices of entertainment. Don’t forget to share on Twitter and show love. LATE!

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Episode 5: One Giant PSA

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Tue, 06 May 2014 18:28:34 +0000

Like a fine wine, this podcast gets better with age and gets you wasted in a classy way. Episode 5 is an assortment of fun; from health topics, Star Wars, MH370, Monica Lewinsky and various other news stories. This week dives deep into the news that matters such as Tori Spelling and The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Take a listen. See you next week.

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Episode 4: Live yo life.

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Tue, 29 Apr 2014 17:18:02 +0000

Tim has done the unthinkable and gotten himself a real job and is no longer able to piss time away as co-host of Sheeples and Sassholes. In this fourth episode, Jennie goes solo and manages to cover everything from Tori Spelling to George Clooney to Malaysia flight 370 and more; all in 32 minutes. Ah, the brain of an ADHD podcast host. Thanks for listening. And I am allowed to curse now. You’ve been warned. Follow me @JennieTheHoff.https://sheeplesandsassholes.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/podcast4.mp3

4/20: Easter…

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Tue, 22 Apr 2014 03:03:13 +0000

Tune in this week for news you can use…or not. Either way it is an entertaining interpretation of this weeks current events; from WuTang weiners, Kraft wiener recalls, the marijuana, Justin Beiber deportation, Facebook birthdays and all the fun stuff in between. Enjoy bitches.https://sheeplesandsassholes.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/podcast3.mp3

Episode Duex

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Wed, 16 Apr 2014 17:39:09 +0000

Jennie and Tim shoot the snot about everything from peeing on The Alamo, the new KFC corsage, going to prom alone, Zac Efron and all sorts of random thought bubbles. It’s grade A beef here. Unless your a vegetarian like Jennie. Then it is a quinoa patty. Yum. It goes down smooth. Enjoy.https://sheeplesandsassholes.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/podcasttwo.mp3

THE VERY FIRST PODCAST OF ALL PODCASTS.

youknowhoffer@gmail.com (Jennie Hoffer) — Sun, 13 Apr 2014 00:28:40 +0000

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Like losing your virginity or buying a home, this podcast is a first for Jennie and Tim. Episode 1 involves the two jumping from topic to topic like a bunch of drunk jelly beans. The episode covers major news stories such as Malaysia flight 370 and Oscar Pistorious, not-so-major news stories such as the Chicago poo flinger, online dating, catfishing, #TheHobbit, child bribery, selfies, and a few other golden nuggets. In 45 minutes, this dynamic duo manages to cover all the topics that everyone else is talking about with a hint of humor and a side of sass. They hope that in years to come, they will look back at this podcast and only slightly cringe and be able to marvel at how far they have come. Until then, enjoy…