shelbinator.com http://shelbinator.com A disgusting display of lawlessness Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:18 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 85256469 Ghostrider ABA http://shelbinator.com/2015/08/23/ghostrider-aba/ http://shelbinator.com/2015/08/23/ghostrider-aba/#respond Mon, 24 Aug 2015 00:00:18 +0000 http://shelbinator.com/?p=77 Been brewing a beer in honor of the new AC-130J Ghostrider, an imperial American Black Ale, employing as many meaningful terms as I can fit in a bottle:
105 IBU for the 105mm howitzer.
30% smoked malt for the 30mm gun that currently fills the plane with gunsmoke.
130L CaraAroma for the malt backbone at 12% of the bill for the 12 AC-130W AFSOC originally planned to develop.
Aged on whiskey-soaked oak chips for that same “whiskey model” AC-130W heritage.
Hops largely for jingoistic names: Magnum, Warrior, Liberty, and dry hopped with Falconer’s Flight.
All coming in around 9.2% ABV because you have to be drunk to understand this program or get on this plane.

Just tasted them today (there are two versions with different mixes of smoked malts and rye) as they were bottled. SUPER excited. Holy shit. Deliciously rich, layered, intense. I might even crank up the smoke and oak a bit, but this is a great start.

]]> http://shelbinator.com/2015/08/23/ghostrider-aba/feed/ 0 77 It’s not babysitting if it’s your kid http://shelbinator.com/2015/08/10/its-not-babysitting-if-its-your-kid/ http://shelbinator.com/2015/08/10/its-not-babysitting-if-its-your-kid/#respond Mon, 10 Aug 2015 16:31:10 +0000 http://shelbinator.com/?p=68

But you can still call Mommy for help.

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Sometimes Pork Chop does that with his elephant.

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No you're doing it WRONG that doesn't spell anything don't peel your name off stop no wrong #typeAparent pic.twitter.com/H1USTWElts

— Dr. Airplanes, PhD (@shelbinator) May 30, 2015

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Date nights are a critical yet often overlooked element to surviving parenthood. Thank God for having a nice place like Osteria Marzano hiding in a suburban office park that feels more park than office on a nice night.

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]]> http://shelbinator.com/2015/04/10/pwn3d/feed/ 0 55 Chopsticks http://shelbinator.com/2015/04/03/chopsticks/ http://shelbinator.com/2015/04/03/chopsticks/#respond Fri, 03 Apr 2015 23:51:40 +0000 http://shelbinator.com/?p=52

]]> http://shelbinator.com/2015/04/03/chopsticks/feed/ 0 52 Eiffel Tower http://shelbinator.com/2015/03/30/eiffel-tower/ http://shelbinator.com/2015/03/30/eiffel-tower/#respond Mon, 30 Mar 2015 14:46:52 +0000 http://shelbinator.com/?p=50 Well that’s what he called it anyway.

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The dog loves the woods.

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