(or otherwise made filthy, distasteful, gross or painful.) CONTRIBUTE! It’s therapeutic. Please check out our almost-completed new page:http://ShitMyKidsRuined.com Feedback welcome: ShitMyKidsRuined@gmail.com THANK YOU!! **Please see our Terms of Use**Tumblr (3.0; @shitmykidsruined)http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyto63BiyW1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I put my 2.5 year old at the time to bed. My husband had purchased a coffee maker earlier that used K-cups. I had no idea my daughter had a stash of K-cups in her room. After 10 mins I heard her up and playing. I went to check on her and saw she had poked a hole through all the K-cups and dumped them all over her bed.</p> <p>Submitted by: Ashley</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/02/03/coffee-anyone/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16975540623http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16975540623Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:56:00 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyrsdjJb4P1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So my brother decided to do my mom a favour and repaint her walls inside her house. Then put the leftover paint in the garage….. didn’t close the paint tins properly…. NEVERRRRRR leave half open paint tins within reach of aspiring artists ( that happen to be two years old)…. I think it’s safe to say that it will take a long time for my moms sense of humor to be restored :-)</p> <p>Submitted by: Danielle</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/02/02/picasso-would-be-proud/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16920047522http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16920047522Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:24:37 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lym9n3U0dl1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We are dubbing this the “Oppo-hawk”.</p> <p>Submitted by: Sakre</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/30/buzzed/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16760848777http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16760848777Mon, 30 Jan 2012 09:59:00 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyha0uEnXo1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn’t figure out why he would do this.</p> <p>It wasn’t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He’d been watching “Curious George’s Birthday” which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV.  He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.</p> <p>Submitted by: Holly</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/27/tv-or-pinata/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16598172638http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16598172638Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:19:01 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyha0u8hqB1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The other morning while my sister in law was in the shower, my 5 year-old nephew took a stick to the TV and beat it until it completely broke, as evidenced by the above picture. This act was so out of character for him and I couldn’t figure out why he would do this.</p> <p>It wasn’t until I asked what he was watching at the time that it all became very clear. He’d been watching “Curious George’s Birthday” which is all about a piñata, and I guess he just wanted to join in on the fun, not thinking that it would actually break the TV.  He had just hit a piñata over the weekend for a birthday party, so I guess it was just a little too fresh in his mind.</p> <p>Submitted by: Holly</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/27/tv-or-pinata/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16598172867http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16598172867Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:19:01 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfemfUEVE1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My husband and I tried to fix our plasma tv and we needed another part for it. It had sound but no picture. So it was unplugged and unattached from the Wii and dvd player. My 3 yr old son pushed it over and was trying to change the batteries. Yes, he was helping us. We’re just happy he was not hurt when the thing fell over from the stand.</p> <p>Submitted by: Carolyn</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/26/42-plasma-tv-fixed-by-preschooler/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16540154507http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16540154507Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:03:06 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfemjgQej1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My husband and I tried to fix our plasma tv and we needed another part for it. It had sound but no picture. So it was unplugged and unattached from the Wii and dvd player. My 3 yr old son pushed it over and was trying to change the batteries. Yes, he was helping us. We’re just happy he was not hurt when the thing fell over from the stand.</p> <p>Submitted by: Carolyn</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/26/42-plasma-tv-fixed-by-preschooler/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16540158233http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16540158233Thu, 26 Jan 2012 17:03:06 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyex0a7nFz1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jake felt the 20 pack of toilet paper was too much. He made sure to throw the cat under the bus with him by saying she was the one playing in it.</p> <p>Submitted by: Meredith</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/26/tp-time/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16523214264http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16523214264Thu, 26 Jan 2012 10:42:45 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyddyxJcDE1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Yeah, so this happened. Three 7 year-olds on sleepover plus a three year-old, plus me making dinner downstairs and distracted equals, well, this!  Couch used as a trampoline and a sideways tree. Note fallen angel in foreground.</p> <p>Submitted by: Wendy</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/25/fallen-angel/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16476047108http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16476047108Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:54:19 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyd070okGo1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have a 6 year old autistic son. He loves to play with brooms. He was doing so last Friday, and unfortunately the dog ran in front of him, tripping him. That sent the broom flying in the air, and it landed on my Macbook Pro’s glass touchpad. (which i didn’t know it was glass, or that it COULD break!)</p> <p>Thanks to Apple’s awesome products, the WHOLE thing still works!</p> <p>Submitted by: Tiffany</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/25/dog-kid-broom/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16465039416http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16465039416Wed, 25 Jan 2012 09:56:19 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lybgi9WBV81qbotufo1_r1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I thought things were quiet when my 4-year old and 10-month old were playing in my 4-year old’s room. So I went in there and discovered black marker on my 10-month old’s face. Then my toddler turned around, and to my amazement her face was entirely covered. At least I got a good giggle. She also drew all over her white dresser, her white toy box, and her white book shelf and various toys.</p> <p>Submitted by: Natisha</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/24/toddler-black-marker-baby/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16416435947http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16416435947Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:53:40 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9gpxtjYk1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won’t be seeing allowance until they’re 30!   :)</p> <p>Submitted by: Ryan</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/23/pool-pump-seriously/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16353720915http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16353720915Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:02:33 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly9gpyUEpN1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Somehow my amazing kids managed to get a handful of Lego’s through not one, but two skimmer baskets and into my pool pump. The impeller is shredded and the new, high efficiency replacement runs $1400.00 USD. So it looks like they won’t be seeing allowance until they’re 30!   :)</p> <p>Submitted by: Ryan</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/23/pool-pump-seriously/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16353721800http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16353721800Mon, 23 Jan 2012 12:02:33 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly27p2ecHq1qbotufo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I have 3 daughters, ages 4, 2, and 10 months. I had gotten the baby to sleep and put the older girls down for their nap. I had about 30 minutes of quiet bliss that was suddenly interrupted by loud noises coming from the kids’ room. I walked upstairs to see what the problem was only to discover that my 4 year old had PAINTED her sister pink!</p> <p>Submitted by: Sorayah</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/19/sadie-gaga-strikes-again/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16124784580http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16124784580Thu, 19 Jan 2012 14:05:22 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly028rxgsy1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I was doing dishes and looked over to see my 1 year old had ripped up the keys to my laptop. UGH! I did manage to most of them back on.</p> <p>Submitted by: Laura G</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/18/thanks-wyatt/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16062805337http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16062805337Wed, 18 Jan 2012 10:11:55 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxy2drNeNP1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at least he missed the carpet (mostly).</p> <p>Submitted by: Jen</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/17/iphone/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16005266325http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/16005266325Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:19:45 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhtc3m97O1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My baby son (14mos) refuses to eat almost any solid food, even when I have been trying every day since he was 7mos, with the only result of a gagging and choking baby who throws food all over the place.<br/> But happens that he has been eating every single piece of paper or cardboard that is within his reach… This time was his story book, he ate a chunk out of the pages without any problem in the couple minutes that it took me to organize his toys. I hope at least the cardboard had some vitamins or nutrients. :s</p> <p>Submitted by: paola utterback-galvis</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/08/my-efforts-to-give-him-a-healthy-diet/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15519340753http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15519340753Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:42:38 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxhtc3v85W1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My baby son (14mos) refuses to eat almost any solid food, even when I have been trying every day since he was 7mos, with the only result of a gagging and choking baby who throws food all over the place.<br/> But happens that he has been eating every single piece of paper or cardboard that is within his reach… This time was his story book, he ate a chunk out of the pages without any problem in the couple minutes that it took me to organize his toys. I hope at least the cardboard had some vitamins or nutrients. :s</p> <p>Submitted by: paola utterback-galvis</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/08/my-efforts-to-give-him-a-healthy-diet/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15519340759http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15519340759Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:42:38 -0500tumblrize<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxe19hRLxZ1qbotufo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It only takes 2 seconds…</p> <p>Submitted by: Claudia H.</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/06/digital-frame-anniversary-gift/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15404481460http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15404481460Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:43:43 -0500tumblrize<p><img class="size-medium aligncenter wp-image-731732426" src="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/469394068209-225x300.jpg" alt="469394068209" width="225" height="300"/></p> <p>I was in the bathroom, my hands in the toilet retrieving some toys my son had put in there, when I heard some jingling and then a crash. I ran into the living room to find our Christmas Tree, laying on the ground. Along with several broken ornaments, the base of the tree had snapped, and could not be repaired. When I asked Megan what happened, she simply said she was &#8220;shaking the tree.&#8221; &#8220;Why were you shaking the tree?&#8221; I asked. &#8220;I like the sound it makes.&#8221;</p> <p>Submitted by: Jennifer</p> <p class="tumblrize-permalink"><a href="http://www.shitmykidsruined.com/2012/01/05/i-like-the-sound-it-makes/" title="Go to original post at Sh*t My Kids Ruined" rel="bookmark" target="_blank">Original Article</a></p>http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15350689479http://shitmykidsruined.tumblr.com/post/15350689479Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:25:59 -0500tumblrize