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Lizzie loves Paris Hilton too much

If you look too long at Lizzie's blog, You must Cost a Trillian Bucks, you'd probably vomit. Yes, mostly it's because of the excessive pictures of Paris Hilton–who's not even fun to hate anymore. The kaleidscopic background image of pink...

Miss Dancer wants us to hate her

When we go on the internets, we want to see three things: Stephen Colbert, porn, and Stephen Colbert porn. Today, we were instead greeted with Miss Dancer's atrocious blog, Dancing on Da Bed. The design is unusable, littered with broken...

Michael Shipley is a pervert

Very few things creep us out. Those things include Meg Ryan's face, vaginas in a can, and 40-year-old men who make blogs about the Olsen Twins. Michael Shipley, with his aptly named blog, Olsen Twins News, is one of those...

Shitty Tip #9: Don't use tiny font sizes

Making text readable is an obvious rule of thumb when designing to communicate, especially blogs. But why, oh why, must some bloggers insist on using Lilliputian font sizes? Guilty of this typographic faux pas is Gene's blog, Together Now, Separate...

The Asian Playboy turns duds into studs

If you're a shy Asian boy, you can finally put down the Calculus textbook and become the Casanova you've always wanted to be. The Asian Playboy promises to teach you the skills to get the white woman of your dreams....

Chad Brunsvold wants the Dark Side in his bedroom

When you don't have a life and got too much time on your hands, you can do two things: make a metablog that hates on other blogs or do what Chad Brunsvold did and create a replica of The Darth...

Shitty Tip #8: Don't make blogs while you're high on weed

Big Al is from the Netherlands and loves marijuana enough to write about it in a blog called Relax. The site should be the poster child for what happens when potheads try to accomplish something. It ends up becoming a...

Ashy Doty-Murrell guides you to mediocrity and mental dismay

Ashy's debut blog, The Queer Boy's Guide to Life, promises "fashion, reviews, gossip, sex advice and hot guys!" But instead of couture critiques, juicy action, and big penises, we're only treated to limp-wristed movie reviews: Everyone is having a time...

Xanga blogger Gabriel is God

Gabriel Peter is "a musician, a songwriter, a published author, an award-winning actor and presenter, an illustrator, a teacher, the 2005 Radio Personality of the Year, a highly reccommended emcee and speaker, and a handful of other talents that have...

Fuckinretard.com is proud to be the voice of the embarassing average guy-next-door

Fuckinretard is yet another blog that's proud to be really stupid, boring, and ugly. In other words, shitty. Like most rant sites, the blog's filled with random, unstructured complaints. In short, it says: "I hate the world, because I have...

Fashion darling, Bryanboy, fuels his flame with freaky fans who love him too much

Bryanboy is an effeminate fashionista with a love of all things Fendi and flawless makeup. We love that Bryanboy lets his God-given flame shine bright instead of smothering it behind a faux-masculine facade like one particularly bland host on American...

Elvira Black is not psychotic enough

Recently, Elvira Black sent in her blog, Shithouse rat, for us to review, describing herself as a "sometimes psychotic writer in NYC." As our beloved readers know, we have a penchant for psychotic writers and were overjoyed to get Elvira's...

Atom is proud of using drugs to seduce women

Sex is sex. No matter how you get it or how wrong it was, you can put it on a blog for no one to read and feel a little better about it. Atom's blog, My strange and miserable confessions,...

Shitty Blogs is a MySpace whore

You can all call us lemmings now, because we've been seduced by the evils of MySpace. Where else can you see embarassing photos of your friends and coworkers? Or find that long lost love or lust? So if you wanna...