http://www.shuabao.net/仅关注这个星球上最新鲜、有趣、不可思议的事物。2010 www.shuabao.net耍宝段子 1.0http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specificationhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=c81028d7-8fca-4181-a392-93f8261dd473http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=c81028d7-8fca-4181-a392-93f8261dd4732011-6-20 7:10:57*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=bc3e52d7-f643-4384-a8d5-a9ee4d304301http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=bc3e52d7-f643-4384-a8d5-a9ee4d3043012011-6-19 12:30:13*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=79947638-504f-4ff2-a08e-0d82ad3e35afhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=79947638-504f-4ff2-a08e-0d82ad3e35af她说：“当然是啦。怎么你们男人都喜欢在这种时候问这种问题啊。”]]>2011-6-19 11:34:52*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=c32b9f6e-d2c0-4eaf-9a6e-3463aee7fa8ahttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=c32b9f6e-d2c0-4eaf-9a6e-3463aee7fa8a2011-6-19 6:22:19*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=30e73a2e-422e-47b7-a234-32f6fe4708c2http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=30e73a2e-422e-47b7-a234-32f6fe4708c22011-6-18 0:46:51*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=4d0054eb-865f-414d-811f-dc3384f8f605http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=4d0054eb-865f-414d-811f-dc3384f8f6052011-6-16 10:40:13*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=289fbc42-59cf-4928-8a0f-5ffcf349a30bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=289fbc42-59cf-4928-8a0f-5ffcf349a30b征婚要求：男。有事业心！]]>2011-6-15 14:14:13*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=84cd5e17-c934-4f1d-98ae-78881206d938http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=84cd5e17-c934-4f1d-98ae-78881206d938一个是丑女，可她是处女，哥们儿你看如何是好？”
小刚略加思考后说：“你得想想明白：你究竟是愿意跟一帮人分吃蛋糕呢，还是喜欢一个人独吃牛粪？”]]>2011-6-15 13:51:02*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9500c23d-f7fd-4ac5-9732-f0d5f3abd09dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9500c23d-f7fd-4ac5-9732-f0d5f3abd09d2011-6-15 11:06:18*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=443db0bf-f835-41fc-a291-8ea726d951dehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=443db0bf-f835-41fc-a291-8ea726d951de2011-6-15 10:51:08*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=94f53d76-fccb-40ff-9113-d035fd5f5572http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=94f53d76-fccb-40ff-9113-d035fd5f5572最后她决定选择两个男生中比较有钱的那位。]]>2011-6-14 13:29:16*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e2a6ff22-83cd-4eef-b982-0f801a170ff7http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e2a6ff22-83cd-4eef-b982-0f801a170ff72011-6-13 14:43:01*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=862ce4d4-9533-4718-9cc4-5052f2ec293dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=862ce4d4-9533-4718-9cc4-5052f2ec293d2011-6-13 5:34:45*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=4dced311-6ec3-4c98-953c-37f0d1bbb068http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=4dced311-6ec3-4c98-953c-37f0d1bbb0682011-6-13 4:34:20*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8a624a03-7679-4d27-a8cc-05458e74dd88http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8a624a03-7679-4d27-a8cc-05458e74dd882011-6-12 2:09:14*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f74578d4-6abc-469f-bc7b-1ee42391de93http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f74578d4-6abc-469f-bc7b-1ee42391de932011-6-10 13:26:09*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d923769b-28e1-44b2-b67f-222b9bd4d62ahttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d923769b-28e1-44b2-b67f-222b9bd4d62a2011-6-10 12:19:38*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6cd8f184-f66d-4a7b-b515-8d98ce1658bchttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6cd8f184-f66d-4a7b-b515-8d98ce1658bc2011-6-10 9:06:48*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a36e46f1-f442-40a9-a9d9-05d7f5d18de2http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a36e46f1-f442-40a9-a9d9-05d7f5d18de22011-6-10 2:08:51*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=666b4059-630e-477d-afac-dbebf5abfd81http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=666b4059-630e-477d-afac-dbebf5abfd812011-6-10 1:45:38*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e6edae73-ceb7-4d93-852f-25506ab19a20http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e6edae73-ceb7-4d93-852f-25506ab19a20问完价后，大妈问，你是买来吃的还是用的，你要是用的我就拿粗的给你。
当时我就震惊了，什么时候卖菜的大妈都变得这么开放了？
女友装作一脸纯洁地问她怎么用啊？
她说就是把黄瓜切片贴在脸上，你们城里人都爱。]]>2011-6-10 0:53:53*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ccb7c417-d2fc-4783-ae27-79c8c389077dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ccb7c417-d2fc-4783-ae27-79c8c389077d这时恰好她的一个男同学骑着自行车路过。男同学对她说：“我载你回校吧。”
女生答应了。男生对女生说：“我的车没后座，你坐前面吧。”于是女生坐在前面，让男生载回学校。
到校，女生下了车。她惊奇地发现，男生的自行车根本就没有横杠。]]>2011-6-10 0:50:54*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a4264301-29b6-4a8a-824a-111742581a74http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a4264301-29b6-4a8a-824a-111742581a742011-6-9 12:14:11*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=576d2ce2-8532-43a5-a45c-acd7a39c2c11http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=576d2ce2-8532-43a5-a45c-acd7a39c2c112011-6-8 8:54:32*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=77b23b5b-af9c-4ea0-a6ae-f3f0a9196e76http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=77b23b5b-af9c-4ea0-a6ae-f3f0a9196e762011-6-8 8:46:31*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=45db6706-d5bb-4373-acd8-3b93cfea59c1http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=45db6706-d5bb-4373-acd8-3b93cfea59c12011-6-7 8:40:06*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=15be059d-283f-4495-b0f0-bcf8265c848bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=15be059d-283f-4495-b0f0-bcf8265c848b好消息：他带了降落伞。
坏消息：降落伞是坏的。
好消息：下面有个干草堆。
坏消息：干草堆上有一杆大粪叉。
好消息：他没落到大粪叉上。
坏消息：他也没落到干草堆上。]]>2011-6-6 4:57:45*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ec8e3d67-8931-49f4-b45f-735c1b1f478ahttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ec8e3d67-8931-49f4-b45f-735c1b1f478a网友甲：因为他为我们争取了三天假期。
网友乙：像屈原这样的伟人，至少应该放30天假来纪念他。]]>2011-6-4 12:08:08*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=5821a85d-6c6d-4c18-a27d-541543f99a5chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=5821a85d-6c6d-4c18-a27d-541543f99a5c2011-6-3 11:06:10*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=64b38457-8aa0-4178-aaf5-f614cb0c9e11http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=64b38457-8aa0-4178-aaf5-f614cb0c9e11机器出了差错，比预定时间早了几分钟。
他拿出钥匙开门，听见卧室传出她的娇喘和男人的声音。
她手机响了，他记得这是他打来的。
“我得走了，我男人催我呢。”
他听着，惹羞成怒，
出门偷了一辆车，看着急匆匆的她，一脚踩下油门……]]>2011-6-3 10:42:04*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=dd33f506-e2d7-4b00-9fb5-ff23e0f421a0http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=dd33f506-e2d7-4b00-9fb5-ff23e0f421a02011-6-3 9:59:30*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d4a7d352-702a-4a7d-a32c-63e4e99d9e37http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d4a7d352-702a-4a7d-a32c-63e4e99d9e372011-6-3 1:18:39*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e848f7eb-04ba-4c58-8ad4-53fb6169bb47http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e848f7eb-04ba-4c58-8ad4-53fb6169bb472011-6-3 0:57:12*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=669b4999-6f8c-4920-a362-d6f7b0eed05ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=669b4999-6f8c-4920-a362-d6f7b0eed05e2011-6-2 14:09:31*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8b5f1bc9-9ccc-40e0-8896-bd72daf1e6dehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8b5f1bc9-9ccc-40e0-8896-bd72daf1e6de2011-6-2 13:52:01*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2a5d5a11-c4ac-4443-ac41-08a2e4662b8fhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2a5d5a11-c4ac-4443-ac41-08a2e4662b8f2011-6-2 13:18:40*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=55e2023b-4f78-46e3-ba2d-1be5f69aa6d7http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=55e2023b-4f78-46e3-ba2d-1be5f69aa6d72011-6-2 10:33:49*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=614391ab-62d6-4088-87a7-a9dc1351d0a4http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=614391ab-62d6-4088-87a7-a9dc1351d0a42011-6-2 10:32:45*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8d6831ee-aaa6-4a27-a139-14ef14f548b6http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=8d6831ee-aaa6-4a27-a139-14ef14f548b62011-6-2 1:37:31*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=72ac179a-d3f5-40bb-a0a8-d2354bf42d1chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=72ac179a-d3f5-40bb-a0a8-d2354bf42d1c2011-5-31 4:25:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=11464df9-32fa-477e-858b-2f5159eded93http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=11464df9-32fa-477e-858b-2f5159eded932011-5-31 4:24:52*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=85f84833-b7fb-48b8-a624-a663706be4cdhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=85f84833-b7fb-48b8-a624-a663706be4cd2011-5-31 4:24:14*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9b21d933-6cbb-4e29-99dc-c6dadda252fdhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9b21d933-6cbb-4e29-99dc-c6dadda252fd2011-5-31 4:22:59*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=853267f3-d05e-4f8d-87d1-94b9dcb218d4http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=853267f3-d05e-4f8d-87d1-94b9dcb218d42011-5-30 2:11:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=03a2d813-c0d3-4c98-9942-8fdb688fe1c8http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=03a2d813-c0d3-4c98-9942-8fdb688fe1c82011-5-28 6:55:57*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2449ed5c-39b9-493c-a27b-b3a0eb23674bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2449ed5c-39b9-493c-a27b-b3a0eb23674b2011-5-28 6:36:29*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1083d619-5758-4f96-96cf-07fcda23b64chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1083d619-5758-4f96-96cf-07fcda23b64c2011-5-28 1:13:41*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=cdd8383d-4e1e-44e4-8799-230643e9417chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=cdd8383d-4e1e-44e4-8799-230643e9417c2011-5-27 3:05:10*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2d6fb7fc-eed2-4ee5-a80d-0c85ecbe9a6ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2d6fb7fc-eed2-4ee5-a80d-0c85ecbe9a6e2011-5-26 8:34:57*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=166f557f-10ed-4450-ac58-b358fde43e5fhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=166f557f-10ed-4450-ac58-b358fde43e5f2011-5-26 3:24:20*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=212275be-3f00-4065-904f-bc3536f8fa59http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=212275be-3f00-4065-904f-bc3536f8fa592011-5-23 12:26:08*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=06465639-bb5e-4127-b431-3b3bf68d42ffhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=06465639-bb5e-4127-b431-3b3bf68d42ff2011-5-22 13:00:55*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=b6651bcf-d3bf-42c7-85fc-02285b62000dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=b6651bcf-d3bf-42c7-85fc-02285b62000d2011-5-21 10:43:00*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=69db204d-295c-450c-8b82-8f40732d4e65http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=69db204d-295c-450c-8b82-8f40732d4e652011-5-20 10:43:42*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=967de37e-d251-4bbb-81d5-5deae0d1623ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=967de37e-d251-4bbb-81d5-5deae0d1623e2011-5-18 11:05:29*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=b35d1eb5-2e0c-480e-accd-5eb698ddaf2chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=b35d1eb5-2e0c-480e-accd-5eb698ddaf2c我又问：你有牙签不，她又从另外的兜里拿出牙签；
哥很郁闷，再问你有一次性筷子不，MM把筷子递给了我，同时说了一句让我石化的话：我像哆拉A梦不？]]>2011-5-18 5:20:17*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f4c2d54d-1254-4234-980b-d5b98695d0echttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f4c2d54d-1254-4234-980b-d5b98695d0ec2011-5-16 3:21:52*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e14594df-55e6-411f-93c5-e4241e32f3e8http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e14594df-55e6-411f-93c5-e4241e32f3e82011-5-15 2:12:31*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=47fdb125-7e9f-47d6-80d1-f67bdcd0930bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=47fdb125-7e9f-47d6-80d1-f67bdcd0930b2011-5-13 13:16:18*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=feb734ce-7104-4de6-9ad2-89e19434e3cchttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=feb734ce-7104-4de6-9ad2-89e19434e3cc儿子委屈地说：“爸爸，看来是我太笨了。”
我摇摇头说：“怎么可能！我和你妈读书时一直是班里的尖子生，按照遗传原理，你不应该这样的。”
儿子听了这番话显得心情很复杂，于是低声问我：“爸爸，你不会是在暗示我不是你们的亲生儿子吧？”]]>2011-5-13 4:15:10*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f8b50ec8-a110-4c43-b1c2-20d0f8a3fe85http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f8b50ec8-a110-4c43-b1c2-20d0f8a3fe85妈妈：为什么这么说呢？
小明：昨天他吞下一枚五分硬币，他家就急得团团转。]]>2011-5-13 4:14:48*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a9d8b4c3-dfff-4a7b-82a8-24acd0d63c72http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a9d8b4c3-dfff-4a7b-82a8-24acd0d63c72女：为什么呢？
男：好邪恶啊~好邪恶~~~
女：你好坏。]]>2011-5-12 3:05:34*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e9982d2e-239a-4e31-b311-437369bee6dehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e9982d2e-239a-4e31-b311-437369bee6de2011-5-11 5:10:06*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e4bcf74c-d9d8-43d0-b8bd-9bb71f85a184http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e4bcf74c-d9d8-43d0-b8bd-9bb71f85a1842011-5-10 13:43:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9c3c7e84-08aa-433f-90d9-231e97f58593http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=9c3c7e84-08aa-433f-90d9-231e97f585932011-5-10 13:43:06*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3326521d-db1f-4a88-b294-a0e8a2f5c99chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3326521d-db1f-4a88-b294-a0e8a2f5c99c2011-5-9 9:44:21*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=10c1ef7a-4bea-4ab9-ae5a-04afebe672efhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=10c1ef7a-4bea-4ab9-ae5a-04afebe672ef儿子突然问父亲：“爸爸，女人有几种乳房？”
父亲觉得很惊讶，还是回答他：“好吧，儿子，女人有三种不同的胸部。在她们二十儿岁时，乳房就像西瓜一样，圆润而硬挺；在她们三四十岁时，胸部就像丫梨，感觉还好，但是有些下垂；五十岁以后，那就像洋葱了。”
“洋葱？”儿子不解地问。
“是，你看着它们时，你会流泪。”
他们的对话让母亲和女儿很生气，女儿跟着问母亲：“妈妈，男人有几种penis呢？”
母亲回答：“哦，宝贝，男人会有三个阶段。当他们二十几岁时，那个就像橡树，坚而有力；当他们三四十岁时，那个就像桦树，绵软但还能用；当他们五十几岁时，那个可像圣诞树了。”
“圣诞树？”
“对，从根上来讲已经死了，上面挂的球只是装饰罢了。”]]>2011-5-6 12:11:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=09fe7c19-14da-454a-94b7-048ef35f1b67http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=09fe7c19-14da-454a-94b7-048ef35f1b672011-5-5 0:14:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e6e32b77-7339-4428-bc5e-fd19108da8fdhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e6e32b77-7339-4428-bc5e-fd19108da8fd2011-5-4 14:24:49*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=22ea1b91-ccad-4b99-853d-a617a075c195http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=22ea1b91-ccad-4b99-853d-a617a075c195我未及反应，只听女友HLL的来了句：干你儿媳妇呢！
空留我在风中凌乱……]]>2011-5-4 14:22:46*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=88ec9768-b6cd-47f7-85c4-d387434e4f59http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=88ec9768-b6cd-47f7-85c4-d387434e4f59过了两站，那对母子下车了，小女生的同学问她为什么要沉默，她回答说：“不让他认识到自己的错误就是最大的惩罚，继续让小孩得瑟下去，总有一天会被人打死，活不过18岁！”
我勒个去……]]>2011-5-1 16:02:34*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=728ca5b7-e2b2-479f-81a9-d8d62bd5266ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=728ca5b7-e2b2-479f-81a9-d8d62bd5266e2011-5-1 1:44:01*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=86c9e642-4b16-45bd-a749-9e7d845034fahttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=86c9e642-4b16-45bd-a749-9e7d845034fa2011-4-30 10:58:19*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=01766241-5971-4f88-94e1-3d78a8233b9dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=01766241-5971-4f88-94e1-3d78a8233b9d老婆一副见钱眼开的样子，拿着信封掂了掂，搂住我“吧唧”亲了一口，风情万种地说：“谢大爷，伺候好大爷是小女子的本分，大爷您常来呀!”
我傻乎乎地点点头：“哦，一定一定！”
得~简直一对露水鸳鸯！]]>2011-4-28 3:35:01*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3b2d18e5-fa8e-48f2-a5eb-d1c4816df4c0http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3b2d18e5-fa8e-48f2-a5eb-d1c4816df4c02011-4-28 1:22:27*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=febe3e68-8dfe-49c9-b99b-aea50b3f0289http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=febe3e68-8dfe-49c9-b99b-aea50b3f0289朋友大惊：“没搞错吧？握手也能怀孕？”
男子纠结地说道：“哎，我不喜欢洗手，没想到她也是。”]]>2011-4-26 7:47:32*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1b597c31-9707-44d1-861d-35daee81cbedhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1b597c31-9707-44d1-861d-35daee81cbed2011-4-24 3:48:11*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2b6276df-928d-405b-81f5-2ac114c25358http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=2b6276df-928d-405b-81f5-2ac114c253582011-4-23 13:44:34*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6ce17144-3e87-485a-8d08-2808ef80446ahttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6ce17144-3e87-485a-8d08-2808ef80446a2011-4-23 3:55:49*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ca4d2f64-72c3-4a86-be02-aca89215bd4chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ca4d2f64-72c3-4a86-be02-aca89215bd4c2011-4-23 3:54:48*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=51b6aa67-c6a8-43df-8f4f-eabd6915f1f7http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=51b6aa67-c6a8-43df-8f4f-eabd6915f1f72011-4-23 3:54:35*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=53f44b1b-f310-47a8-853f-e0f6e55b8f71http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=53f44b1b-f310-47a8-853f-e0f6e55b8f712011-4-21 5:19:09*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=7a012db8-4338-43d4-91d8-15aadad69df2http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=7a012db8-4338-43d4-91d8-15aadad69df2学生答：有谁大便不用纸。
老师很生气，叫学生罚站。
这时，老师看见窗外下着雪，就遗憾的说：上天下雪不下雨，雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦，为何当初不下雨。
学生说：老师吃饭不吃屎，饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦，为何当初不吃屎。
老师当场晕倒！]]>2011-4-21 5:04:49*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=715f7792-1efa-47b8-91ae-0bf6f053bd1bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=715f7792-1efa-47b8-91ae-0bf6f053bd1b2011-4-18 12:52:50*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=476c8d17-a806-46a1-a37c-912db8b4b2cbhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=476c8d17-a806-46a1-a37c-912db8b4b2cb答：啃笼子貌似是在发泄吧！它无聊了……]]>2011-4-18 10:00:30*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=26b02fe0-1962-495a-a2e1-825362bcf41dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=26b02fe0-1962-495a-a2e1-825362bcf41d2011-4-18 3:21:08*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1be4108e-8e25-48e2-9523-41787dadab9ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=1be4108e-8e25-48e2-9523-41787dadab9e2011-4-17 2:22:24*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d9544cd0-d367-4ccb-9f0e-88455c77685fhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d9544cd0-d367-4ccb-9f0e-88455c77685f我走过去蹲她旁边，也写了几个字，“求一夜情，管饭。”]]>2011-4-16 1:57:46*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d683c30d-ccb2-4d26-b1b7-62e808f28486http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=d683c30d-ccb2-4d26-b1b7-62e808f284862011-4-12 5:59:05*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f78ffc88-4c33-4f51-8258-c02f9f60929ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=f78ffc88-4c33-4f51-8258-c02f9f60929e管理员跑过来大喊：“小姐，这个区域禁止钓鱼！”
“我没钓！”
“没钓？但是你身上带着工具！”管理员指着我身边的渔具，“对不起，我要拘留你。”
“那我要控告你！”
“控告我什么？”
“告你强奸我！”
“我根本没碰过你。”
“但是你身上带着工具！”]]>2011-4-11 11:03:46*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e8851901-01a8-48de-9ecc-f03214a08f1bhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=e8851901-01a8-48de-9ecc-f03214a08f1b2011-4-11 2:54:36*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ce91b95e-f79d-4a33-be46-4af3fbb1dff6http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ce91b95e-f79d-4a33-be46-4af3fbb1dff62011-4-10 11:44:09*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=5c234781-2196-4c11-b675-0c95cf15522fhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=5c234781-2196-4c11-b675-0c95cf15522f两个人继续散步，突然又发现一堆狗屎，这时候乙开始剧烈的反胃，而甲也有点心疼刚才花掉的五千万了。于是乙说，你把它吃下去，我也给你五千万。于是，不同的计算方法，相同的计算结果——吃！甲心满意足的收回了五千万，而乙似乎也找到了一点心理平衡。
可突然，天才们同时嚎啕大哭：闹了半天我们什么也没有得到，却白白的吃了两堆狗屎！他们怎么也想不通，只好去请他们的导师，一位著名的经济学泰斗给出解释。
听了两位高足的故事，没想到泰斗也嚎啕大哭起来。好容易等情绪稳定了一点，只见泰斗颤巍巍的举起一根手指头，无比激动地说：“1个亿啊！1个亿啊！我亲爱的同学，我代表祖国和人民感谢你们，你们仅仅吃了两堆狗屎，就为国家的GDP贡献了1个亿的产值！”]]>2011-4-10 11:33:40*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=dd1c31f8-cd70-4a93-a65b-e2fcfff49c7ehttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=dd1c31f8-cd70-4a93-a65b-e2fcfff49c7e2011-4-10 11:28:48*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3dcb2931-189d-4aaf-8cdc-5f49f0b55d9dhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=3dcb2931-189d-4aaf-8cdc-5f49f0b55d9d2011-4-10 11:27:10*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=528f4000-9c19-445a-bd57-11d9e0c3833chttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=528f4000-9c19-445a-bd57-11d9e0c3833c2011-4-10 11:25:03*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a1cd755e-3ba3-418c-ab28-546710318694http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=a1cd755e-3ba3-418c-ab28-546710318694哦！我最放心的是，从来没有收到过假钱！耶！]]>2011-4-10 7:49:26*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6da412dd-237c-41b5-8f39-48760ae8c24fhttp://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=6da412dd-237c-41b5-8f39-48760ae8c24f2011-4-10 7:26:56*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ac6cae33-37d5-4fc3-a341-7b74043d1976http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=ac6cae33-37d5-4fc3-a341-7b74043d1976B：“鲁迅是笔名，本人姓周。”
A：“蒙tm谁呢！周迅是女的！”]]>2011-4-8 9:27:32*http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=672c6e1d-d7b6-49f5-a3b6-eb04c3e38a92http://www.shuabao.net/duanzi/read.aspx?pid=672c6e1d-d7b6-49f5-a3b6-eb04c3e38a922011-4-7 14:30:32*