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Excuse My French

2014-01-08T08:00:00.000-07:00

You Drinkin' My Sake, Kimosabe

2014-01-07T15:30:00.000-07:00

Straight to My Bottom

2014-01-07T08:00:00.000-07:00

Allen Allen Al Allen

2014-01-06T15:00:00.000-07:00

Sometimes it's worth it for us to take a break to enjoy the little things in life like imagining animals carrying on as British humans

Backing Out Like a Boss

2014-01-06T08:00:00.000-07:00

Studying Boy Bands

2014-01-03T08:00:00.000-07:00

Dollhouse Murderer-Suitor

2014-01-02T08:00:00.000-07:00

Period Lunatic

2014-01-01T08:00:00.000-07:00

Beyond Facebook: Cat Stickers Vol. 11

2013-12-31T14:00:00.000-07:00

There's a whole entire book full of fun little situations Pusheen, 'The Facebook Cat', gets into available HERE. The Party Popper above is totally from that book by the incredible Claire Belton.

Cookie Hangover

2013-12-30T08:00:00.000-07:00

This was lifted from my friend Jenni at MommyNaniBooboo. I mean, with full permission of course. Follow her for funny.

Lizzy Caplan Imitates Rage Faces

2013-12-28T16:19:00.001-07:00

And the collective internet and comedy nerds spanning the universe rejoiced. Amen.

Pilates Resolution, Fart Revolution

2013-12-27T08:00:00.000-07:00

You Should Probably Clean That Up

2013-12-25T12:00:00.000-07:00

*Thanks to my friend Travis for the hilarious Facebook status update that inspired this one.

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Twelve

2013-12-25T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

He Finds Life Hilarious Because He Just Threw A Snowball at My Butt

2013-12-24T12:00:00.000-07:00

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Eleven

2013-12-24T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

I'll Buche De Your Noel

2013-12-23T14:53:00.001-07:00

The French are aggressively sexual. We all know this because of the things they name their cakes that are easily made into something both delicious and perverted.

Joyeux Noël

The One Where I Admit I'm a Belieber + Free Justin Bieber Posters

2013-12-23T12:00:00.000-07:00

It was a brisk Thursday afternoon in Los Angeles and we snuggled up across from one another in our sweatpants, digging into our Chinese food to talk about Justin Bieber's new film Believe set to hit theaters this Christmas. Well, at least that's what I was doing. I can't be too certain what Justin's mom, Pattie Mallette, was eating or wearing because "across from one another" was more like "across town from one another", but tomato, toe-mah-toe, right?

Now when I got the email asking if I'd be interested in having a one-on-one with Pattie to discuss the movie, it took me no less than four point eight milliseconds to say, in my calmest, all caps reply email, "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?! DUH!!" Here's the thing about having the opportunity to chat with one of this generations' most well-known pop stars' mothers…you get the chance to find out where that person came from. Sure you can read articles around the web or in gossip rags about the who and the what, but speaking with your vocal cords and using your brain to ask the questions (and receiving intellectual answers, I should interrupt myself here to add) with Pattie was an experience like none other I'd encountered from my "interviewing famous people" days. It made me a 'belieber'.

There were important things I wanted to ask like, "How many times in a single day do you wish he'd pull up his pants?" or "If you had to choose one, would you rather drink chocolate milkshakes or kale smoothies for the rest of your life?". Instead I went for the more interesting questions.

Pattie shared everything from the challenges she faced as a young mother to how she very much feels like she's grown up alongside Justin. From the beginning she found it important to do whatever it would take to share her story even before "Justin Bieber was a household name". The movie Believe (set to hit theaters Christmas Day) is an opportunity for Justin to tell his. I can't tell you anything about the film, but I can say you should go HERE to see where it's playing near you. I will say, that it made be a Belieber. It did.

Don't think I forgot about the part of the post that you probably really came here for: the free posters. I was given four, 11x17 versions of the film poster to give away to all you fine people ::motions dramatically to the twelve of you sitting before me on your smartphones and laptops:: Three of them will come to the winner in one of those cool cardboard tubes and you'll have to put heavy books on them after you unroll them so they'll lay flat on the ceiling above your bed. The last one? Well that one is going to get to you signed* & framed. I'm pretty sure I don't even need to say anything else…go enter.

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Damn, You Fine! Print: I was provided the opportunity to interview Pattie and the giveaway materials for this film from Grace Hill Media and am still shock-riddled by my self-discovery of Belieberhood. Resources for the films promotional materials provided by Grace Hill Media. The totally stupid questions I would have asked Pattie are all my own. Obviously.

*Signed by me, Jess, with my signature. There's no forgery going on here, just a whole lot of fun with silver sharpies.

Twelve Days of #Naughty Santa: Day Ten

2013-12-23T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Nine

2013-12-20T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Eight

2013-12-19T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Seven

2013-12-18T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.

Merry Christetris

2013-12-18T01:00:00.000-07:00

Just like the NES time suck of Tetris from back in the day, the arrival of Christmas seems to drop its bricks faster and faster with each year and then, BOOM, before you can even rotate that shape, they're here.

Merry Christetris, nerds!

Billy Eichner + Amy Poehler = INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS OF ON THE STREET GENIUS

2013-12-17T18:21:00.001-07:00

If you ever had any doubts about how hilarious Billy Eichner is, the Christmas carol ambush he did on the streets of New York for Billy on the Street with Amy Poehler, should tie up those loose ends.

Twelve Days of #NaughtySanta: Day Six

2013-12-17T08:00:00.000-07:00

See all the naughty things Santa is saying about you HERE.