<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" standalone="no"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><rss xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" version="2.0"><channel><title>IL SIMPANTIPATICO</title><description>Il Blog di tutti coloro che si ritengono simpatici e sono invece antipatici. &lt;br/&gt;Il Blog di tutti coloro che si ritengono antipatici e sono invece simpatici. &lt;br/&gt;In sintesi:&lt;br/&gt;il Blog di tutti coloro che possono dire qualcosa e che lo vogliono dire ...</description><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (BLUNELBLU)</managingEditor><pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2024 08:57:14 +0200</pubDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/</link><language>en-us</language><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:keywords>SCHERZI,BARZELLETTE</itunes:keywords><itunes:summary>SIMPATICI &amp; ANTIPATICI</itunes:summary><itunes:subtitle>SIMPATICI &amp; ANTIPATICI</itunes:subtitle><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Personal Journals"/></itunes:category><itunes:author>IL SIMPANTIPATICO</itunes:author><itunes:owner><itunes:email>simpantipatico@gmail.com</itunes:email><itunes:name>IL SIMPANTIPATICO</itunes:name></itunes:owner><item><title>L'UCCELLETTO DI ANDREA BOCCELLI</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2008/05/blog-post.html</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:02:00 +0200</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-79873703171785261</guid><description>&lt;object width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pFKqm_xikQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5pFKqm_xikQ&amp;amp;hl=en&amp;amp;rel=0&amp;amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>SUONA CON NOI ...</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2008/03/suona-con-noi.html</link><pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 20:25:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-6158316796766093324</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R-v140xCgLI/AAAAAAAAADc/flJHH5Q-9VM/s1600-h/spartito.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R-v140xCgLI/AAAAAAAAADc/flJHH5Q-9VM/s400/spartito.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5182506152805695666" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R-v140xCgLI/AAAAAAAAADc/flJHH5Q-9VM/s72-c/spartito.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>IMMAGINI SE CI BECCANO ?</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2008/03/immagini-se-ci-beccano.html</link><pubDate>Wed, 5 Mar 2008 08:56:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-8396745579246192102</guid><description>&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="420" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://dailymotion.alice.it/swf/x381tj&amp;amp;v3=1&amp;amp;related=0"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://dailymotion.alice.it/swf/x381tj&amp;amp;v3=1&amp;amp;related=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="420" height="336" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://dailymotion.alice.it/video/x381tj_il-bacio-della-buonanotte-piu-imbar_fun"&gt;Il bacio della buonanotte pi� imbarazzante&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Caricato da &lt;a href="http://dailymotion.alice.it/Cinnamon78"&gt;Cinnamon78&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>VEDERE ... PENSARE ... PARLARE ...</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/blog-post.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 09:33:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-4707627034621540538</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2ORai0ITaI/AAAAAAAAADI/Nvuc4mE4vtI/s1600-h/occhio_p.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2ORai0ITaI/AAAAAAAAADI/Nvuc4mE4vtI/s400/occhio_p.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144115084595318178" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2ORai0ITaI/AAAAAAAAADI/Nvuc4mE4vtI/s72-c/occhio_p.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>DUBBIO ATROCE ...</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/dubbio-atroce.html</link><pubDate>Sun, 2 Dec 2007 17:31:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-4457756795705956107</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1LfTrADqJI/AAAAAAAAAC4/jg7ag60Phmc/s1600-R/dilemma.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1LfTrADqJI/AAAAAAAAAC4/PK-v-L7QYOE/s200/dilemma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5139415653836630162" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meglio studiare storia per far contenta mia madre,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;o uccidere mia madre per far contenta la storia?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carmelo Bene</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1LfTrADqJI/AAAAAAAAAC4/PK-v-L7QYOE/s72-c/dilemma.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>GENTILEZZA INAUDITA !</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/gentilezza-inaudita.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 1 Dec 2007 18:18:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-1424065578972967263</guid><description>&lt;iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzMLeooNgQr9oZ2p8RIPKryqLsHmgjbM9CcpZKRPRDaHH8XLSdiWL0ocCvqqU7gJLnvDQ-N_L3LiWUs2sGbsw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;</description><enclosure length="0" type="video/mp4" url="http://www.blogger.com/video-play.mp4?contentId=173f015fdc09ad35&amp;type=video%2Fmp4"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle/><itunes:author>IL SIMPANTIPATICO</itunes:author><itunes:summary/><itunes:keywords>SCHERZI,BARZELLETTE</itunes:keywords></item><item><title>UN BAMBINO CHIAMATO "SCINTILLA"</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/un-bambino-chiamato-scintilla.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 1 Dec 2007 13:40:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-4818614935629957271</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FXrbADqII/AAAAAAAAACw/gPaljJ9XRQY/s1600-R/bambino.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FXrbADqII/AAAAAAAAACw/ebF-9-cSPV8/s400/bambino.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138985053300435074" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;E' solo un bambino ma è un vero incubo per i supermercati, per gli autogrill e per tutti quuei negozi che usano allarmi elettronici.&lt;br /&gt;Ogni volta che entra ed esce da un negozio infatti, P. M. [privacy], un bambino che in città tutti conoscono (anche troppo bene), fa scattare gli allarmi che li proteggono.&lt;br /&gt;Le guardie di sicurezza intervengono rapidamente ogni volta, ma controllo dopo controllo, il piccolo risulta sempre pulito: dagli scaffali non ha portato via nulla, neanche per gioco.&lt;br /&gt;Il rompicapo del bambino magnetico ha sempre creato imbarazzi a tutti coloro che stanno con lui, costantemente controllati come ladri, e suscitato meraviglia nei tecnici degli impianti di sicurezza.&lt;br /&gt;Dopo vari controlli, questi ultimi hanno decretato che il bambino ha una forte personalità "magnetica".&lt;br /&gt;In tutto il resto sembra ( è d'obbligo dire sembra) assolutamente normale.</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FXrbADqII/AAAAAAAAACw/ebF-9-cSPV8/s72-c/bambino.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>LA PRIMA VOLTA</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/la-prima-volta.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 1 Dec 2007 13:25:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-4450487194378610751</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2Pbfy0ITbI/AAAAAAAAADU/5IeLzSmWSLo/s1600-h/prima_volta.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2Pbfy0ITbI/AAAAAAAAADU/5IeLzSmWSLo/s200/prima_volta.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5144196538650086834" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LUI: Amore questa e' la tua prima volta, vero ???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LEI:  Oggi sì, tesoro !</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R2Pbfy0ITbI/AAAAAAAAADU/5IeLzSmWSLo/s72-c/prima_volta.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item><item><title>PROVA A RESPIRARE CON IL NASO...</title><link>http://simpantipatico.blogspot.com/2007/12/prova-respirare-con-il-naso.html</link><pubDate>Sat, 1 Dec 2007 13:13:00 +0100</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1338426283814612686.post-244914211174883963</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FRzrADqHI/AAAAAAAAACo/ER5QR06-DfY/s1600-R/amore.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FRzrADqHI/AAAAAAAAACo/2M6EJRyxZlc/s400/amore.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5138978597964589170" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Prova a dirlo al tuo compagno o alla tua compagna mentre state facendo l'amore...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;La reazione...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ti assicuro è unica !!!</description><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AeM7JIBbnCk/R1FRzrADqHI/AAAAAAAAACo/2M6EJRyxZlc/s72-c/amore.gif" width="72"/><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total><author>simpantipatico@gmail.com (IL SIMPANTIPATICO)</author></item></channel></rss>