Sincerely, Sally B.

Cause that’s how I like to start my...

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0600

Cause that’s how I like to start my weekend.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

We like to fight over a toddler that isn't ours

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:15:01 -0600

Me: I talked to the birthday boy today! Mom: YOU DID?!?! Me: I did. What? Didn't you?! Mom: No,...

You should probably know...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 10:54:31 -0600

I am sick and damn tired of you fools being uninformed. If you want to see a woman go straight...

I am a good friend. I probably had a case of the Monday’s,...

Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:14:00 -0600

I am a good friend.

I probably had a case of the Monday’s, but then I took another look at this family portrait that hangs in the hallway of my friend Lisa’s parents’ house and I …BAHAHAHAHA!

Monday’s gone.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Not the kind you find in your pockets

Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:45:00 -0600

I generally reject any form of self control, which is why I never get through a Lenten season...

"I don’t think I’m being much help to you because the only advice I can give you right..."

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 16:26:33 -0600

“I don’t think I’m being much help to you because the only advice I can give you...

On the inappropriateness of singing in the workplace

Mon, 22 Feb 2010 21:15:07 -0600

Foremost, it’s distracting. Not in a good way. I know it’s weird, but you ARE the only...

"I feel like I’m watching Edward Cullen on ice."

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 10:29:18 -0600

“I feel like I’m watching Edward Cullen on ice.” - The roommate, while watching...

To 50 More

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:19:00 -0600

I am terrible at secrets. And I’m the world’s worst liar. I literally lack the ability...

AGAIN?! Again. That’s it. I’m about sick and tired...

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 20:57:19 -0600

AGAIN?! Again.

That’s it. I’m about sick and tired of this.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

“Poison & Wine” - The Civil Wars [Live at...

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:00:00 -0600

“Poison & Wine” - The Civil Wars [Live at Eddie’s Attic, Atlanta, Ga.]

Oh, hello, I thought you might like to slit your wrists tonight. No?

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Just a reminder: Today is stupid. Sincerely, Sally B.

Sun, 14 Feb 2010 11:00:00 -0600

Just a reminder: Today is stupid.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

The one in which we fail to listen.

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 16:04:00 -0600

Me: Did you see that Bill Clinton was admitted to the hospital for having chest pa- Mom: DID HE...

“Love is the thing, you know.” I guess I got a...

Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:29:15 -0600

“Love is the thing, you know.”

I guess I got a pretty good thing going with those two baby girls that just showed up out of nowhere right after me.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Good news: I still have my ovaries. Bad news: We ate all the...

Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:02:16 -0600

Good news: I still have my ovaries.

Bad news: We ate all the s’mores.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

freezinmaovariesoff.com Sincerely, Sally B.

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 08:53:40 -0600

freezinmaovariesoff.com

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Hold Onto Your Hats

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 14:00:00 -0600

I’ve been talking about this week a lot. But it’s finally here. On Thursday, the six of...

Happy Groundhog Day This is a groundhog. And his fat furry ass...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:56:37 -0600

Happy Groundhog Day

This is a groundhog. And his fat furry ass will text you the weather. And THAT is why I’d like to have my own groundhog one day. Oh, and because they can drive.

Sincerely,

Sally B.

Sex education classes that focus on encouraging children to remain abstinent can convince a significant proportion to delay sexual activity, researchers report in landmark study.

Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:17:00 -0600

Sex education classes that focus on encouraging children to remain abstinent can convince a...

We’re really good at this. The roommate and I are...

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 17:24:00 -0600

We’re really good at this.

The roommate and I are dogsitting this weekend. Her name is Sicily. Well, it was. Until I realized that she’s the spitting image of someone… from somewhere…. and then it hit me. So we decided Sicily doesn’t work for us. Now she has a new name. I know her mother will be thrilled that we’ve changed her name to that of a MTV celebrity. We just think Snooki is a classier choice for this pooch. I even taught her a trick. She dances without showing her crack.

Sincerely,

Sally B.