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PsalmByte.63:4

tech — Thu, 11 Jul 2013 00:32:21 +0000

I will bless The One In Charge as long as I live; in Your name I will lift up my hands. (Ps. 63:4)

PsalmByte.118:1-4

tech — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 19:57:10 +0000

Psalm 118:1-4

O give thanks to The One In Charge, for The One In Charge is good;
the steadfast love of The One In Charge endures for ever!

Let Windows users say,
‘The steadfast love of The One In Charge endures for ever.’
Let Apple users say,
‘The steadfast love of The One In Charge endures for ever.’
Let Linux users say,
‘The steadfast love of The One In Charge endures for ever.’

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PsalmByte.118:5-6

tech — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 17:04:12 +0000

Out of my distress I called on The One In Charge;
The One In Charge answered me and gave me broadband.
With The One In Charge on my side I do not fear.
What can mortals do to me?

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PsalmByte.118:10

tech — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 01:12:13 +0000

All the spam of the nations surrounded me;
in the name of The One In Charge I cut them off.

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PsalmByte.32:1-12

tech — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 16:06:02 +0000

Blessed is the one against whom The One In Charge counts no sin, and in whose Facebook page there is no deceit.

For when I kept silent and did not update my Facebook page, my bones wasted away through my groaning all day long.

For day and night your hand was heavy upon me; my strength was dried up as my long neglected MySpace page.

I acknowledged my sin to you, and I did not cover it up; I said, “I will confess my transgressions to The One In Charge,” and you forgave my sin.

Therefore let everyone who is godly offer prayer updates and tweets to you at a time when you are online; surely in the rush of great flame wars, the haters shall not reach them. You, O One In Charge, are a hiding place for me; you preserve me from trouble; you surround me with shouts-outs of deliverance.

I will instruct you and teach you in the way you should protect your computer; I will counsel you with my eye upon you. Be not like a horse or a mule, without understanding, which must be curbed with bit and bridle, or the firewall will not stay near you. Many are the sorrows of the wicked, but steadfast virus protection surrounds the one who trusts in The One In Charge. Be glad in The One In Charge, and rejoice, O righteous, and shout for joy, all you upright in heart!

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Proverbs.3:5

tech — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:23:38 +0000

Trust in The One In Charge with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding of complicated SQL databases. (Proverbs 3:5)

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PsalmByte.103:22

tech — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:22:45 +0000

Bless The One In Charge, all you servers, in all IP addresses of every domain name. Bless The One In Charge, O my soul! (Ps. 103:22)

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PsalmByte.103:21

tech — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:21:56 +0000

Bless The One In Charge, all the hosts of The One In Charge, and the technicians, who do the will of The One In Charge! (Ps. 103:21)

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PsalmByte.103:20

tech — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:20:58 +0000

Bless The One In Charge O you angels, you mighty ones who do the word and obey the voice of The One In Charge! (Ps. 103:20)

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PsalmByte.103:17-18

tech — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 20:19:15 +0000

But the steadfast love of The One In Charge is from everlasting to everlasting, and the righteousness of The One In Charge extends to generation after generation of processors, to those who keep their user agreements and remember their UNIX commands. (Ps. 103:17-18)

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