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Site Update 11-03-09

Manny — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:18:12 +0000

Well, 3 months is better than 10 months right? More updates soon. I’ve been SOOO busy trying to prep auditions for music school and am working on re-imagining the front end of the site to be more ‘unified’ in concept etc.

Will post soon!

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Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame?

Manny — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:16:26 +0000

So Vanessa Hudgens might be retarded.

About a year ago photos of her that she took to entice her boyfriend, Zac Efron, were leaked and she was allegedly embarrassed by the event.

Well, here we are today and she is nude again sending pix to her boyfriend Zac Efron.

Uhhh so is she retarded or is there something else to blame?

There have been reports of Efron romancing Megan Fox and Vanessa being angry about it. Of course she denies it but what better way to get the attention back on you then leaking nude photos once again?

It might work, Nessa. However, Megan Fox fully clothed is still about a billion times hotter than you. You could put a parka on Megan Fox and you could be nude holding a case of beer and most dudes are gonna go with Megan.

NSFW pix after the break. UPDATE: Removed. It turns out she only re-leaked older photos of herself from when she was almost 18 but not quite. (I’m sure her having a movie come out this week was no motivation either) LAME.

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Katy Perry In A Pink Bikini

Manny — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:23:11 +0000

Katy Perry has a fabulous rack.

Katy Perry has a pretty decent body.

Katy Perry still has some pretty shitty music.

However, let’s remember, Katy Perry has a nice rack. Let us also remember that nice racks look nice in little pink bikinis.

Thank you Katy. (for the pick not the shitty music.)

A few more shots after the break.

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Jessica Alba’s Wet Ass In A Bikini

Manny — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:08:58 +0000

I’m a big believer in post titles that cut right to the chase. Why bother being clever when it’s Jessica Alba’s wet ass in a muthafuckin’ bikini?

Soaking wet Jessica Alba in a god-damned son of a bitchin’ bikini…Nicely tanned, Jessica Fuckn’ Alba…yeah you get the idea.

There is a uhhh…something I have to go take care of for about the next 10 minutes. A few more shots after the break.

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Video: Stacy Keibler In A Bikini

Manny — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:16:55 +0000

Uh yeah, I really don’t think I need anymore description than it’s Stacy fucking Keibler in a bikini for her Maxim Photoshoot.

If this sorta thing isn’t your cup of tea I’m sure Playgirl updates content for you regularly on their website.

Video after the break.

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Site Update 8-3-2009

Manny — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 08:27:26 +0000

Holy crap have I neglected this blog! Very sorry. I have been super duper busy with work projects that actually pay. I promise to start getting some more stuff back up here. I am also in the process of attempting to re-imagine the main portion of this site to be music-centric but I will keep this area open since it was my original pop-culture and bullshitting baby.

OK that is all for now! I should be back soon with some new/funny/sexy stuff!

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Audrina Patridge bikini shopping in winter

Manny — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:18:44 +0000

Well it was pretty obvious that any return to posting would involve Audrina Patridge in a bikini.

This set of pictures also fully illustrates a few of the finer points about LA:

1) there are entire stores dedicated to bikinis all over the place.

2) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not.

3) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not who CAN wear them because the weather is often nice enough to be lounging around half nude in bikinis all year round.

4) Audrina Patridge. That’s all.

More pix after the break.

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Site Update – Finals

Manny — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 00:05:59 +0000

Sorry! I know it’s been like a billion weeks since I posted. Had a string of tests and am in the midst of finals.

Thankfull the boss is away from work so I can bullshit around here some. I’ll get some shit posted this weekend to make up for my transgression.

Probably get some stuff up on the ‘wrong side of the tracks’ blog as well.

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Audrina Patridge; if you’d like to have sex with me, wear leopard stockings to an event

Manny — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:11:12 +0000

Oh well what do you know? Message received, Audrina. I take this as a legally binding contract and promise to god that I didn’t see the pictures and then post the message about you wanting to have sex with me if you wore wildlife themed stockings to an event.

Who am I kidding? I’d last about 2 seconds with her in bed and spend 45 minutes crying about how sorry I was. It’s probably for the best that I’d never have half a shot at a broad as hot as Audrina Patridge.

More of Audrina’s Mutual of Omaha themed outfit after the break.

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Megan Fox in a TIGHT black dress; yeah! and shitty vermin fur boots…naaaay

Manny — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:59:20 +0000

Megan Fox is fucking amazing. Like truly outrageous G.E.M. style body.

However, like many of her famous bretheren, she has a penchant for wearing ‘questionable’ couture to say the least.

Now I think we can all get down with the ultra tight, check that, ultra ultra tight black dress that is a whisper away from showing a little verticle smile action it’s so short.

However, the rat fur or laundry dryer lint; it’s hard to tell, boots just eat balls and almost distract from the hotness that is Megan Fox. However, thankfully I let my penis do the thinking for me and it has no interest in boots; especially shitty ones like these, and focuses on Megan’s other parts.

Check out more pix after the break.

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jessica biel in ‘powder blue’ p.s she plays a stripper and is in lingerie

Manny — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 07:40:48 +0000

Ohhhhhh boy!

So I’ve still be bombarded with shit at school and work and was very pleased to come back to my little slice of heaven known as this blog and have a pic of Jessica Biel in SEXY lingerie from her upcoming film Powder Blue. (who’s script originally called for her character to be nude, but no word yet on if she followed through and will be causing my penis to be chafed for the next century after I furiously masturbate to her nude visage until I pass out and die from exhaustion, resurrect myself and beat off to her again. Or something classy like that.

Pix after the break.

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Katy Perry Nip Slip

Manny — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 08:01:56 +0000

So I debated posting this in the red light district part of the site but there is such painfully little to be seen here that it seemed an undue hassle.

So without futher ado here is the Katy Perry nip slip from earlier in the week that I was too busy to post. Yipeee! 2 more months of fame for Katy Perry!

Seriously, she’s fucked unless she poses for Playboy or has a fuck tape come out. She is cute and all but goddamn her music sucks and she bores the fuck outta me.

Katy, it’s fuck tape time, sweetie. Find someone to humiliate you on tape and have it ‘leaked’ and you will be welcome back with open arms.

Until then I have to imagine this will be the last Katy Perry post here until you are found dead from choking on your own vomit 5 years after you’ve spent the last of your earnings and are a nobody noone can even remember.

More pix after the break!

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Scarlett Johansson is Silken Floss on Wizard Magazine

Manny — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:52:06 +0000

Scarlett Johannson is playing Silken Floss in the upcoming film, The Spirit.

Basically the movie looks ridiculously bad ass. (search the archives to see the trailer) It’s directed by Zach Snyder who kicked the shit out of 300.

Now Scarlett Johansson is doing promo work on the cover of Wizard magazine. (it’s a guide on collectible prices for comic books and the like for those who are unaware of what the fuck Wizard magazine is)

Basically seeing the cleave on display makes me want to brutally molest myself for 12 or so hours. Scarlett Johansson is basically the hottest chick on earth and shit like this just goes further towards confirming that undeniable fact.

One more pic after the break. Pic up the magazine on news stands now!

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Jessica Biel Sexy check : yep still sexy

Manny — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:36:23 +0000

Jessica Biel; how I love thee. I have no other words for this poem because my right hand is shaking and keeps reaching for the Jergens and tissues so sorry about that. I would like it if I had something better too but…yeah…uh… I’ll be back in 10 minutes, Jess. 30 seconds for the act, 9.5 minutes for crying afterwards.

For the rest of you, there are more pix of Jessica after the break.

Well it’s crying time!

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Audrina Patridge has top notch tits

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:11:03 +0000

Sorry. I know I post a billion pictures of Audrina Patridge but it’s because she is so goddamn FINE!

I hear all the ‘chipmunk cheek’ comments and they are largely from gay men or men who are gay but haven’t figured out that they are gay yet, but that is secondary to what is without a doubt one of the top 3 bodies in Hollywood chickdom.

Name me 5 other chicks with hotter bodies than Audrina who are famous Hollywood tail? Megan Fox, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Biel? Maybe Angelina Jolie but she’s old which is the same thing holding Halle Berry back. Even with those names, most are only equal to and not greater than. (OK, maybe Scarlett. She is a goddess)

Face it folks, there aren’t many better Hollywood hot bodies out there than Audrina Patridge and I for one will enjoy every minute she gives us wearing tighter than tight tops with her mammoth mammaries.

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Amanda Bynes upskirt

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 06:02:08 +0000

Uh oh! Phase 1 is complete. Phase 2 must not be too far behind!

Amanda Bynes had her first (to my knowledge) upskirt moment and it wasn’t too bad.

Granted, she has panties on (thus phase 1) but it’s still pretty hot.

Now if things go on the Britney plan, she’ll enter phase 2 anytime now and start going out sans panties and we’ll be getting a shot of her snizz anytime now.

If she goes the Audrina Patridge route, she’ll be in bikinis all the time and get a NICE boob job and be sure to have someone taking pictures of her every time she is out. Which is also good.

Either way we win!

More of Amanda Bynes flashing us all and acting like an apparent drunken louse after the break.

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Hayden Panettiere shows off her non-cleavage

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:51:51 +0000

Hayden Panettiere is cute as a button.

OK more than cute, she’s pretty hot and pretty sexy. I would basically cry before, during and after sex with her because mere words wouldn’t be enough to thank the lord for that bounty.

However, let’s face facts….she has no tits.

Now, I’m not a boob man. I can still find chicks with A cups hot and sexy. (like Hayden) However, you have to work with what you’ve got, Hayden. You have small boobs. That’s fine. You’d probably look ridiculous with a boob job; BUT you shouldn’t be wearing tops that are supposed to highlight cleavage when you have about as much boobage as the average man.

That said, check out more of Hayden after the break because she is wearing super tight black pants that make her look AMAZING from the waist down!

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Jessica Biel in a tight white dress is super hot

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:38:17 +0000

Yeah these are like almost 13 days old at this point due to my ridiculous hold ups. However, how can I pass up a chance to post pictures of another one of the 5 hottest chicks on earth in a super tight white dress looking as hot as she ever does?

Basically, if you don’t like Jessica Biel there really is no reason for you to be on this site. You would probably enjoy www.hotchickdepot.com more or something.

More pix after the break.

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Megan Fox does Esquire in the Czech Republic

Manny — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 05:24:04 +0000

OK as anything with a penis that doesn’t also enjoy penises in it’s mouth or ass knows, Megan Fox is pretty much one of the hottest chicks out there. Like easily top 3.

Well this month she is gracing the cover of Esquire in the Czech Republic (which has been a fine supplier of HOT HOT HOT porn chicks for the US porn industry for the better part of 15 years now)

A few of these shots are sure to cause instant, uncontrolled and semi-painful wood. It’s pretty ridiculous how hot this chick is I mean, c’mon, really?

Check out some more after the break and pray you can find the Czech edition somewhere in the US or check out their website I guess.

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Video: Heidi Klum + No Clothes + Video Cameras for Guitar Hero Commercial = GOLD!

Manny — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:15:25 +0000

So you may have seen Heidi Klum’s commercial for Guitar Hero and it sucks. Sure she’s still hot but she’s got a shirt on and shit and it’s only half hot.

However, there is a director’s cut where she has nothing on but some black lacy lingerie and it’s pretty much bonertastic. That’s a word right?

Check out the video after the break.

and a DL link in case the youtube get’s pulled. Use the VLC Player to view it if you have problems. It’s a Flash video rip that I didn’t convert. video-heidi_klum_guitar_hero_panties

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Eliza Dushku as a french maid is pretty great

Manny — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 06:07:56 +0000

So things are starting to get back to normal for me. See I’m only 6 days late with Halloween shit.

Fuck you.

So basically I would normally like to nail Eliza Dushku since she is hot and was on the greatest TV show ever Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

However, when I see her dressed as a slutty French maid I just can’t help but think that…I’d like to nail her even more than before.

Seriously, she’s hot. As a French slut maid she’s even hotter.

Interesting side note, I haven’t seen pix of her with Seth Mac Farlane in a long time. Trouble in paradise? Hmmm….I’ll need to see a few more pix of her in slutty outfits to make a final determination; so get on that, Liza. Thanks in advance.

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AFM Round up: Biutiful, Scorcese’s ‘Silence’, Season of the Witch & Book of Eli

Manny — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:13:23 +0000

So the AFM market prep is basically over for me and I couldn’t be happier because it means I can post more pix of scantily clad women more often since midterms are also almost over.

So here is a rundown of some of the shit (figurative and literal) I had to read to help my clients prep for AFM:

Dominic Sena’s Season of the Witch – Basically it’s a flick set in the first Crusades where the church believes a young girl is a with and responsible for spreading the black death and ask returning Knights to take her for trial and punishment.

I won’t say more since it would give away spoilers and only asshole post those but needless to say that the bullshit the production company went through to stop people from printing the script much less read it on the computer with watermarking and printing diabled and shit it’s not all that.

It might end up an OK shit kicker but it ‘borrowed’ too closely from a few too many other good movies. Not all that impressed.

Biutiful starring Javier Bardem directed by Alejandro Gonzalez Inarittu is a film about a street hustler who can speak with the dead trying to sort out his life. I won’t say more becaue again, there are spoilers. This is just a fantastic film. I was just kinda ‘meh’ on Babel which was Inarritu’s last film, but while reading this I kept imagining how Bardem would perform in this and I can’t see how he doesn’t get nominated for an Oscar for this. It was really exceptional.

Martin Scorcese was back at AFM with a film about 1600’s Portuguese monks trying to convert people in Japan to Christianity despite the illegality of the act of being Christian.

It wasn’t horrible. Wasn’t great either. I dunno. I think I’ve been a little burned on Scorcese lately. He’s definitely lost something. It still has some promise of being exceptional as the cast is top notch. (Bernal, Day-Lewis & Del Toro star) it could go either way with that one.

The biggest shock was Book of Eli. I is the latest from the the Hughes brothers who are average at best. However, this script was just FUUUUUN. It’s about a scumbag searching for a book and a man, played by Denzel Washington, named Eli trying to get the word of God to a town he’s never been to before in California…oh did I mention the world was burned to the ground in nuclear war? Oh yeah, that too. It had a lot of the fun and panache of Road Warrior. It was really really fun. However, if directed poorly it could still eat dogshit, but if they do it right it’s going to be SOOOOOOO much goddamn fun! I really can’t wait for that one.

There was a Jackie Chan film, Spy Next Door, that was less heinous than his recent output but just isn’t Jackie Chan. You know, so, yeah, I’m not getting amped for that one until I see some actual footage that makes me look and say, ‘Oh shit! THAT is a motherfuckin’ Jackie Chan film!’

OK that’s it. I might get one or 2 more straggler films and I’ll report on those. In lieu of that, the scantily clad ladies will resume asap. (I posted a bikini video of Audrina getting dunked which is hot since she is wet and in a bikini. If that’s not hot to you, you are gay. That is all)

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Video: Audrina Patridge wet in a bikini (on Ellen)

Manny — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 05:41:25 +0000

Yeah I know this happened like a week ago. I have been swamped with AFM and midterms. I am getting back to normal now. (only one midterm left, thank god)

But no matter, check out this video of Audrina Patridge in a bikini getting dunked in the tank.

Audrina Patridge wet…I’ve thought about that once or twice before…oooo I’m filthy…yeah, yeah.

Video after the jump.

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AFM MARKET: Jackie Chan in “the spy next door”

Manny — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:31:26 +0000

First let me apologize for being MIA for most of this week. I have a bunch of tests in school and AFM time is here again which means I have to analyze a slew of mediocre scripts in a very short time.

First up on the list is Mandate Pictures Jackie Chan vehicle: The Spy Next Door.

The basica premise is a Chinese intelligence super agent (Chan) is in love with his girlfriend; who also happens to be his neighbor, and wants to marry her.

Now the only way to marry her is if her 3 precocious kids love him too and if he can rid the world of his one last remaining super enemy.

There is no way those two worlds collide right? RIGHT!?!?!?!

Of course they do. This premise has been done a billion times with varying effect. I have to say it wasn’t terrible but I’m not sure it’s a film I or anyone around my age would see in the theater. It kinda plays to a 14-16 year old audience.

The fight scenes sounded fun and all but let’s face it; Jackie Chan is REALLY old and isn’t the same on screen action star he used to be. Wires, stunt doubles, CGI are all fair game now. Combine that with the fact that he still can’t speak English all that well and much of his old magic is largely faded into history.

Kinda sad, but if you see it you might not hate yourself in the morning. (the way you would if you went to see the re-make of Fame I wrote about back in May which should be charged with raping my soul)

I promise to try to get some boobies up here in the next 2 days. I miss them too.

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Audrina Patridge in Maxim

Manny — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:32:07 +0000

Yeah, it’s Maxim day here I guess. Probably going to be the last post of the day so it is kinda semi-officially Maxim day.

Well they are basically bursting at the seams at hotness there this month as Audrina Patridge is in this moth’s issue as well as Stacy Keibler (see the post just below this one)

Since I basically post all this Audrina you know this was going to pop up there.

There are a few more shots after the break.

Of course, you should go buy the magazine and/or visit maximonline.com to check out more. They usually have videos and shit as well.

Once again, if you live near me and take the last copy of Maxim and I don’t get my Stacy and Audrina fix I will cut you. That is all.

More pix after the break. (second time I mentioned that, right?)

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