tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73270923736203153582024-09-04T04:26:22.339-07:00Mental masturbation during home detentionZé Cacetudohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06545828416315713722noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327092373620315358.post-61580381505878037962007-03-11T20:33:00.000-07:002007-03-11T20:50:39.111-07:00

My new friend the interventionist (not) seems to be adhering to some sort of detectable pattern as far as when it goes off. I haven't quite sussed it out yet, but the 6 times per day routine is definitely predictable. I'm going to start keeping track of what time it is when it starts beeping at me.I thought of logging which words I have to say each time as well, and the order in which I have to

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From the ungrateful complaint department...Fetter (FET-uhr), noun:1. A chain or shackle for the feet, a chain by which an animal is confined by the foot, either made fast or disabled from free and rapid motion; a bond; a shackle.2. Anything that confines or restrains; a restraint.See some pictures and more information in the Wikipedia article.Lately I've been going through my Irish music

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Here are some more details about how this equipment I'm hooked up to works.At random intervals between 0800 and 2200, 6 times a day, I am issued a summons (that's actually the word they used on the form) by the interventionist. Strangely enough, the summons is in the form of a loud, abrasive, electronic beep which alternates between a higher and lower tone. It's a little like a police car siren

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Let me say it now, just to be perfectly clear:DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE.Never mind the stuff about the greater societal good (which should be obvious). It's the collateral damage that'll get you. I imagine there are similar non-judicial consequences awaiting those who do even worse things, but what happened to me in this regard was nothing short of amazing. There was a whole laundry list of

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What is it exactly about Americans that allows things like this to enter the marketplace? Or worse yet, remain there?Over the past couple of days I've seen a fat kid in the local subdivision rolling around on a tricycle frame with some kind of motor powering the back 2 wheels. Yes folks, that's just what this country needs - another lazy brat who will no doubt grow up to be a drag on Medicare (if

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So, here I am with my brand-new ankle bracelet. I feel like a piece of livestock, but when I consider the alternative - 60 more days in the can - I think I came away pretty nicely.Why, you ask, was this thing strapped to me earlier this afternoon? Because I earned it. How? About 2 years ago I apparently decided to take off in my car while hammered off my ass, and got pinched shortly thereafter (

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