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Hail to the Chief!


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Yes, the picture I included was from the children’s Halloween costume. Now try watching the new movie while waiting for Dr. Connors to drop Magnum on us!


]]> http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/the-amazing-spidermans-zoolander-lizard/feed/ 0 http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/the-amazing-spidermans-zoolander-lizard/ <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/slashattack/EOPY/~3/64Pzt_OcFqk/</link> <comments>http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/1628/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 19:30:45 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Clayton Magnet <img src="http://www.slashattack.com/wp-content/plugins/user-avatar/user-avatar-pic.php?src=http://www.slashattack.com/wp-content/uploads/avatars/2/1312500066-bpfull.jpg&w=38&id=2&random=1312500066" alt="" class=" avatar avatar-38 photo user-2-avatar" width="38" height="38" style=" border: 1px solid; border-color: #000000;" /> </dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Gaming]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Battlefield 3]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Call Of Duty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Fallout]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Halo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Instakill]]></category> <category><![CDATA[James Bond]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mario Kart]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Mass Effect]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Master Chief]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Team Fortress]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.slashattack.com/?p=1628</guid> <description /> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="640" height="360"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QwNVQvygCNQ?version=3&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QwNVQvygCNQ?version=3&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="640" height="360" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2fmjIk3hU9_N-qYUBhhaW7UNrr4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2fmjIk3hU9_N-qYUBhhaW7UNrr4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2fmjIk3hU9_N-qYUBhhaW7UNrr4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/2fmjIk3hU9_N-qYUBhhaW7UNrr4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/slashattack/EOPY?a=64Pzt_OcFqk:Kaw-cW9mvvI:D7DqB2pKExk"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/slashattack/EOPY?i=64Pzt_OcFqk:Kaw-cW9mvvI:D7DqB2pKExk" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/slashattack/EOPY?a=64Pzt_OcFqk:Kaw-cW9mvvI:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/slashattack/EOPY?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/slashattack/EOPY/~4/64Pzt_OcFqk" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/1628/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> <feedburner:origLink>http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/1628/</feedburner:origLink></item> <item> <title>Ruining Hollywood Starlets http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/slashattack/EOPY/~3/PNsvKGPLfIM/ http://www.slashattack.com/2012/05/ruining-hollywood-starlets/#comments Wed, 09 May 2012 17:56:16 +0000 Clayton Magnet http://www.slashattack.com/?p=1624 Someone had time to make this.

 


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I won’t ruin any of the movie for right now.  Mr. Magnet and myself plan on going back to watch it a second time later this week then getting really drunk directly after, turning on a laptop with Dragon Dictation running, and chatting about the movie.  We’re going to create a new analog form of podcasting.  Mainly because neither of us has an awesome sounding podcast voice.  So look forward to that, I think we’re planning on going again Friday night. If that happens I’ll try to clean up the text once we’re finished and have the thing posted by Saturday.  Anyhow, if you haven’t seen it yet GO SEE IT!  It exceeds all expectations.  Or if you want check out our text-to-tumblr style review of it this Saturday!


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YES!!!!!!!  Even if you hated the other Tron movies, this show fucking shimmers! I’m totally in love with neon-cyberpunk world they’ve developed. Looks like Disney brought their A-Team to the game that looks to have seamlessly synchronized the look of a cell-shaded CGI show far more efficiently than Iron Man: The Armored Adventures. Everything in here looks like electric velvet. Makes me sad the real world isn’t this stylish.

 


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