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<rss version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd"><channel><title>Slazoom!!</title><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/</link><description>Feed Summary</description><lastBuildDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2024 20:09:58 -0000</lastBuildDate><language>en-us</language><copyright>2017-2024 The Slazoom Crew</copyright><itunes:explicit>Yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The Worst Podcast</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Feed Summary</itunes:summary><itunes:image href="/images/iconv3.png"></itunes:image><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Caleb Fangmeier</itunes:name><itunes:email>slazoom@fangmeier.tech</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Podcasting"></itunes:category></itunes:category><item><title>SWAM 1960: Slappity Slap!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Join us this week as we delve into the dark gritty reality of 1950's office culture, guided by our friend Jack Lemmon! Would you like a Martini? Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep064.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as we delve into the dark gritty reality of 1950's office culture, guided by our friend Jack Lemmon! Would you like a Martini?</p>
<p><img alt="The Fam" src="https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/images/swam-1960_the_fam.png" title="Das BOOT!"></p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/swam-1960.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/swam-1960.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jun 2024 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SWAM 1950: Indiana Jones &amp; The Quest for Bette Davis's Eyes</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week the gang returns for a new run of pods where we'll discuss every Best Picture Oscar winner starting with 1950's "All About Eve". Who knew it takes places in the Indiana Jones Cinematic Universe? Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep063.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week the gang returns for a new run of pods where we'll discuss every Best Picture Oscar winner starting with 1950's "All About Eve". Who knew it takes places in the Indiana Jones Cinematic Universe?</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/swam-1950.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/swam-1950.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 May 2024 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Hello! Greetings! Salutations!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in for another excellent episode where we discuss the most relevant topics to your life! Those being wrestling, junior government role-play, and convertible car owner stereotypes. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep062.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in for another excellent episode where we discuss the most relevant topics to your life! Those being wrestling, junior government role-play, and convertible car owner stereotypes.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/hello-greetings-salutations.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/hello-greetings-salutations.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Stubby Clapp's Last Game</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>After months away, the crew finally delivers the episode you've all been waiting for. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep061.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>After months away, the crew finally delivers the episode you've all been waiting for.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stubby-clapps-last-game.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stubby-clapps-last-game.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2021 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sir Poof and His Many Nipples</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in this week for all the latest in personal enhancements, bathroom traditions, and elimination of all bad thoughts. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep060.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in this week for all the latest in personal enhancements, bathroom traditions, and elimination of all bad thoughts.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sir-poof-and-his-many-nipples.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sir-poof-and-his-many-nipples.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2020 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Puddle of Muddle</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever wonder about Anne Bancroft, the movie Antz, or very nice smells? Well we cover them all in this brand-spankin-new episode of the pod. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep059.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder about Anne Bancroft, the movie Antz, or very nice smells? Well we cover them all in this brand-spankin-new episode of the pod.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/puddle-of-muddle.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/puddle-of-muddle.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2020 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Doggy Danger and Persnickety Pizza</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week the Slazoom Crew is back with culinary critiques and dangerous lakeside encounters. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep058.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week the Slazoom Crew is back with culinary critiques and dangerous lakeside encounters.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/doggy-danger-and-persnickety-pizza.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/doggy-danger-and-persnickety-pizza.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2020 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>In a land Without TP the Man With No Butthole is King</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Come let the Slazoom crew distract you from the monotony of your daily life, which has been in no way turned upside down by the Patriot's loss of Tom Brady (or a global pandemic). Tune in for some hot tips on how to handle the end-times as well as an …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep057.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Come let the Slazoom crew distract you from the monotony of your daily life, which has been in no way turned upside down by the Patriot's loss of Tom Brady (or a global pandemic). Tune in for some hot tips on how to handle the end-times as well as an …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/in-a-land-without-tp-the-man-with-no-butthole-is-king.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/in-a-land-without-tp-the-man-with-no-butthole-is-king.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2020 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Ghost Ball</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in this week as the gang discusses the most pressing issues of the day, ranging from PAP smears to dog fighting. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep056.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in this week as the gang discusses the most pressing issues of the day, ranging from PAP smears to dog fighting.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/ghost-ball.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/ghost-ball.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Dec 2019 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Body Pillows</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The OG crew of the didgeridoo return this week with a brand new sponsor and advice on how to store fruit. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep055.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The OG crew of the didgeridoo return this week with a brand new sponsor and advice on how to store fruit.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/body-pillows.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/body-pillows.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Oct 2019 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Give the Devil His Due</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Listen in this week for some bathroom life-hacks, international crimes, and our thoughts on women and men around the world failing to give Satan the respect he deserves. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep054.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Listen in this week for some bathroom life-hacks, international crimes, and our thoughts on women and men around the world failing to give Satan the respect he deserves.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/give-the-devil-his-due.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/give-the-devil-his-due.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Oct 2019 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Say Yes to the Dress of the Deep Ones</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The crew is back this week for some enlightening conversation on all your favorite topics, ranging from Dippin' Dots to Diva Cups. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep053.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The crew is back this week for some enlightening conversation on all your favorite topics, ranging from Dippin' Dots to Diva Cups.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/say-yes-to-the-dress-of-the-deep-ones.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/say-yes-to-the-dress-of-the-deep-ones.html</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 May 2019 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Christopher Robin You of Your Innocence</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Listen in this week for some enlightening discussion about the trials of Winnie the Pooh, Harry Potter special editions, and catching the Early-bird special at Helms Deep. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep052.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Listen in this week for some enlightening discussion about the trials of Winnie the Pooh, Harry Potter special editions, and catching the Early-bird special at Helms Deep.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/christopher-robin-you-of-your-innocence.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/christopher-robin-you-of-your-innocence.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 04 Apr 2019 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>At Dave &amp; Buster's Nobody Can Hear You Scream</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in this week for unusal athleticwear, a story about a plane, and Caleb's sweaty ancestors. All this and your best prep for the new season of Game of Thrones is here in the newest ever episode of the Slazoom Podcast! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep051.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in this week for unusal athleticwear, a story about a plane, and Caleb's sweaty ancestors. All this and your best prep for the new season of Game of Thrones is here in the newest ever episode of the Slazoom Podcast!</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/at-dave-and-busters-nobody-can-hear-you-scream.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/at-dave-and-busters-nobody-can-hear-you-scream.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2019 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>DIY Dominatrix</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in this week for the tale of Ol' Cowboy Tanglebush and his bouncy journey across the prairie. As well as some hot takes on Thanksgiving, Santa, and The Hobbit movies. Hobbit Review mentioned in the pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep050.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in this week for the tale of Ol' Cowboy Tanglebush and his bouncy journey across the prairie. As well as some hot takes on Thanksgiving, Santa, and The Hobbit movies.</p>
<p>Hobbit Review mentioned in the pod: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRUQ-RKfUs</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/diy-dominatrix.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/diy-dominatrix.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Confession Time</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in this week as the gang regails you with tales of grand theft penny, skipping social obligations to prepare for a siege, and arson via river logs. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep049.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in this week as the gang regails you with tales of grand theft penny, skipping social obligations to prepare for a siege, and arson via river logs.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/confession-time.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/confession-time.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Et tu, Boo-te?</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Listen this week for an in depth description of Ethan's childhood bedroom as well as visits to US state capitals and unacceptably bad school lunches. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep048.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Listen this week for an in depth description of Ethan's childhood bedroom as well as visits to US state capitals and unacceptably bad school lunches.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/et-tu-boote.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/et-tu-boote.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>It's Ham! Surprise!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This time we have a group therapy session to deal with sad football, Colin talks about his failed career in hair design, and we have our inagural installment of "The Norm of the Rings". Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep047.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This time we have a group therapy session to deal with sad football, Colin talks about his failed career in hair design, and we have our inagural installment of "The Norm of the Rings".</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/its-ham-surprise.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/its-ham-surprise.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Just Call Us the LOTRCast</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Join us this week as Colin confesses about his youthful tryst with Raichu. Afterwards, Caleb complains about Frodo's ineptness as a ringbearer. We end with some discussion on the new Doctor and her sexy companion. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep046.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us this week as Colin confesses about his youthful tryst with Raichu. Afterwards, Caleb complains about Frodo's ineptness as a ringbearer. We end with some discussion on the new Doctor and her sexy companion.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/just-call-us-the-lotrcast.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/just-call-us-the-lotrcast.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 30 Aug 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sailing Poopdeck First Into The Wind</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan gives a long meandering rant about lightning while the rest of the crew tries to change the subject. Later, we expose Dumbledore for the monster he is, and finally force each other to defend the most indefensible quotes from movies and song lyrics. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep045.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan gives a long meandering rant about lightning while the rest of the crew tries to change the subject. Later, we expose Dumbledore for the monster he is, and finally force each other to defend the most indefensible quotes from movies and song lyrics.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sailing-poopdeck-first-into-the-wind.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sailing-poopdeck-first-into-the-wind.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Radagast the Jerk</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The crew returns this week with some hard hitting commentary on subjects ranging from Tolkien, to late night biking adventures, to Bill Cosby, and back to Tolkien again. Tune in for all of this and more! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep044.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The crew returns this week with some hard hitting commentary on subjects ranging from Tolkien, to late night biking adventures, to Bill Cosby, and back to Tolkien again. Tune in for all of this and more!</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/radagast-the-jerk.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/radagast-the-jerk.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 30 Jul 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Special Hobbit Hell</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The crew gets together this week to talk again about some of the most pressing issues of the day such as unreigned farm animals, unneccesary ghost armies, and the lastest chapter of the bestselling series about Samuel. Music Credits: Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep043.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The crew gets together this week to talk again about some of the most pressing issues of the day such as unreigned farm animals, unneccesary ghost armies, and the lastest chapter of the bestselling series about Samuel.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>

<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/special-hobbit-hell.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/special-hobbit-hell.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Roseanne: Barred</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week The Slazoom Earth Protection Force is fully powered up and ready to take on the world with tales of rodent murder, racist comedians, and fleeing from the disabled. Tune in for all this, and more! Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep042.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week The Slazoom Earth Protection Force is fully powered up and ready to take on the world with tales of rodent murder, racist comedians, and fleeing from the disabled. Tune in for all this, and more!</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>
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Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/roseanne-barred.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/roseanne-barred.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Jun 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Cream Power</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Tune in to the world's leading podcast this week for hot takes on medicinal parasites, summoning ancient corn gods, and the time Lich King Kurt Cobain was on The Apprentice. Music Credits: Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep041.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Tune in to the world's leading podcast this week for hot takes on medicinal parasites, summoning ancient corn gods, and the time Lich King Kurt Cobain was on The Apprentice.</p>
<h3>Music Credits:</h3>
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Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons.org …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/cream-power.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/cream-power.html</guid><pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sexy Saint Francis</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Once again, there is no stopping the juggernaught of the podding world as the crew returns to regale your ears with answers to all of your most burning questions, including: which cartoon characters does Colin share lunch with every day? Does Caleb spent any quality time around windmills? And, perhaps …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep040.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Once again, there is no stopping the juggernaught of the podding world as the crew returns to regale your ears with answers to all of your most burning questions, including: which cartoon characters does Colin share lunch with every day? Does Caleb spent any quality time around windmills? And, perhaps …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sexy-saint-francis.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/sexy-saint-francis.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Plato and Gilgamesh at Tanagra: The Best Wrestlemania Ever</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Slazoom is back again with more insightful takes on a plethora of topics ranging from elderly nudists and country music to Gimli's missing box and Boy Scout bugling. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep039.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Slazoom is back again with more insightful takes on a plethora of topics ranging from elderly nudists and country music to Gimli's missing box and Boy Scout bugling.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/plato-and-gilgamesh-at-tanagra-the-best-wrestlemania-ever.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/plato-and-gilgamesh-at-tanagra-the-best-wrestlemania-ever.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Stripping for Sauron</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week the might of the whole Slazoom crew crushes your puny intellect with deep and insightful takes on the longest-lived objects in the universe, the most hopeless fandoms, and advanced bathroom maneuvers. We end with a dramatic reading of Here's Looking at Q. Here's Looking at Q music is …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep038.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week the might of the whole Slazoom crew crushes your puny intellect with deep and insightful takes on the longest-lived objects in the universe, the most hopeless fandoms, and advanced bathroom maneuvers. We end with a dramatic reading of <a href="http://botnik.org/content/tng.html">Here's Looking at Q</a>.</p>
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Here's Looking at Q music is …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stripping-for-sauron.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stripping-for-sauron.html</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Donald Trump: "I am The Wall"</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The dudes are back this week to discuss the purpose of planting turnips, after which we take a deep dive into some transplanted organs. Other topics include the ascension of Stephen Hawking, "Fake News" LOTR, and more! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep037.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The dudes are back this week to discuss the purpose of planting turnips, after which we take a deep dive into some transplanted organs. Other topics include the ascension of Stephen Hawking, "Fake News" LOTR, and more!</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/donald-trump-i-am-the-wall.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/donald-trump-i-am-the-wall.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm gonna Jam my G.I. Joe in You</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>After trimming the fat from the Slazoom Crew, Caleb, Ethan, and Sarah are back to deliver the hard hitting news and commentary you've come to expect from the world's second worst podcast. This week, we discuss peanut butter, some of our favorite movies, and the great turtle apocalypse. Outro Music …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep036.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>After trimming the fat from the Slazoom Crew, Caleb, Ethan, and Sarah are back to deliver the hard hitting news and commentary you've come to expect from the world's second worst podcast. This week, we discuss peanut butter, some of our favorite movies, and the great turtle apocalypse.</p>
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Outro Music …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/im-gonna-jam-my-gi-joe-in-you.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/im-gonna-jam-my-gi-joe-in-you.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 18 Mar 2018 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Spread your Cheeks and Fly</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This episode, brought to you one of our favorite ways one's body betrays itself, abounds with classic Slazoom material including history, celebrity impersonations, and original musical numbers. Tune in this week for all of this and more! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep035.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode, brought to you one of our favorite ways one's body betrays itself, abounds with classic Slazoom material including history, celebrity impersonations, and original musical numbers. Tune in this week for all of this and more!</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/spread-your-cheeks-and-fly.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/spread-your-cheeks-and-fly.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Big Bird Brings the B's</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In this episode Ethan and Caleb talk through their close encounters of the clown variety. Then, Sarah talks about some saucy interactions at the bowling alley. Finally, Ethan gives a pitch for a new product on sale at Info-Wars now! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep034.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode Ethan and Caleb talk through their close encounters of the clown variety. Then, Sarah talks about some saucy interactions at the bowling alley. Finally, Ethan gives a pitch for a new product on sale at Info-Wars now!</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/big-bird-brings-the-bs.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/big-bird-brings-the-bs.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Mar 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tequila-Diarrhea Pants for President</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week on the Slazoom Podcast we discuss unconventional methods of using methamphetamine, the Kennedy assassination, and distasteful instances of method acting. Story of Samuel Music is River of Io by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep033.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week on the Slazoom Podcast we discuss unconventional methods of using
methamphetamine, the Kennedy assassination, and distasteful instances of method
acting.</p>
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Story of Samuel Music is River of Io by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/tequila-diarrhea-pants-for-president.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/tequila-diarrhea-pants-for-president.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Now This is Podcasting!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We're back this week to discuss annoying P.O.S. machines, bananas, and close encounters of the Ricketts kind. We also delve deep into the Wiki-hole and premiere the new cross-over series taking the country by storm: The Harry Rain-Cage Book. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep032.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We're back this week to discuss annoying P.O.S. machines, bananas, and close
encounters of the Ricketts kind. We also delve deep into the Wiki-hole and
premiere the new cross-over series taking the country by storm: <em>The Harry Rain-Cage Book</em>.</p>
<p><img alt="Now This is Podcasting!" src="./images/this-is-podcasting.gif" title="Not This is Podcasting!"></p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/now-this-is-podcasting.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/now-this-is-podcasting.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Right Side is The Reich Side!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The triumphant return of the Slazoom Podcast brings you all the latest in landscaping neo-nazis, horny cats, and turd-burgling elephants. Listen this week for all this, and more! Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep031.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The triumphant return of the Slazoom Podcast brings you all the latest in
landscaping neo-nazis, horny cats, and turd-burgling elephants. Listen this
week for all this, and more!</p>
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Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/the-right-side-is-the-reich-side.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/the-right-side-is-the-reich-side.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2018 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>The Nudest Hitler Yet</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We're back from a short haitus to bring you all the best in having to discard one's underwear, classic reich-porn, and famous coffee pots. All this and more in the latest, greatest, episode of Slazoom!! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep030.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We're back from a short haitus to bring you all the best in having to discard
one's underwear, classic reich-porn, and famous coffee pots. All this and more
in the latest, greatest, episode of Slazoom!!</p>
<p><img alt="Oui Magazine, October 1973" src="http://www.wonderclub.com/images/OUI/OUI197310.jpg"></p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/nudest-hitler-yet.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/nudest-hitler-yet.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 13 Dec 2017 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Probably Something Dumb</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We recount some stories about embarrassing gaseous discharges. Ethan tells a harrowing tale of listening to the Moody Blues, and we try our hands at some "structured content". Finally, we reveal just what the ghost of Walt Disney has been up to over the last half century. Outro Music is …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep029.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We recount some stories about embarrassing gaseous discharges. Ethan
tells a harrowing tale of listening to the Moody Blues, and we try our hands at
some "structured content". Finally, we reveal just what the ghost of Walt
Disney has been up to over the last half century.</p>
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Outro Music is …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/probably-something-dumb.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/probably-something-dumb.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 03 Dec 2017 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Garry Gunner Garry, Gunnin' Down Jerrys</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The crew gives their commentary on the Alabama senate race, while doubling down on their love of children. Topics also include, doggy doughnuts, Colin's post-coital catch-phrase, and, finally, the voyage of the Nina, the Pinta, and the Nacho Grande. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep028.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>The crew gives their commentary on the Alabama senate race, while doubling down
on their <em>love</em> of children. Topics also include, doggy doughnuts, Colin's
post-coital catch-phrase, and, finally, the voyage of the Nina, the Pinta, and
the Nacho Grande.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/garry-gunner-garry-gunnin-down-jerrys.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/garry-gunner-garry-gunnin-down-jerrys.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 26 Nov 2017 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Tripping Kangaroo Balls</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>On our greatest episode to date, we dive into the consequences of finding teeth in unexpected places. Ethan prepares for an interview while the rest of us do a bit of research related to marsupial milk. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep027.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>On our greatest episode to date, we dive into the consequences of finding teeth
in unexpected places. Ethan prepares for an interview while the rest of us do a
bit of research related to marsupial milk.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/tripping-kangaroo-balls.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/tripping-kangaroo-balls.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2017 12:00:00 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Quoth the Raven: I'M A BIRD!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Back from our short hiatus, we detail our thoughts on post-sodomy defecation. Next Caleb, dreams about having his very own pet jockey, and we all think deeply about what we would do with a sudden windfall of cold, hard, cash. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep026.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Back from our short hiatus, we detail our thoughts on post-sodomy defecation. Next Caleb, dreams about having his very own pet jockey, and we all think deeply about what we would do with a sudden windfall of cold, hard, cash.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/quoth-the-raven-im-a-bird.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/quoth-the-raven-im-a-bird.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That's How I Hit on Helen Keller</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In this episode we discuss our adoration of Johnny Knoxville's acting ability. We follow up with the inaugural installation of the "Squirrel Minute". Finally, to keep Caleb from talking about a boring podcast, Colin just leaves. Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep025.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>In this episode we discuss our adoration of Johnny Knoxville's acting ability.
We follow up with the inaugural installation of the "Squirrel Minute". Finally,
to keep Caleb from talking about a boring podcast, Colin just leaves.</p>
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Story of Samuel Music is Mists on the Moore by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/thats-how-i-hit-on-helen-keller.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/thats-how-i-hit-on-helen-keller.html</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Eat a Nomination</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We read a few one-star reviews of national memorials, followed by Caleb's plans of rocking the "Superbowl Shuffle" from BEYOND THE GRAVE! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep024.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We read a few one-star reviews of national memorials, followed by Caleb's plans
of rocking the "Superbowl Shuffle" from BEYOND THE GRAVE!</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/eat-a-nomination.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/eat-a-nomination.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Oct 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WWII Was Won by Crocs</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Hello Reader! This week we are joined by our friend Mike! We discuss the military impact of croc-allies, and ideal techniques for dealing with them when they inevitably double-cross you. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep023.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Hello Reader! This week we are joined by our friend Mike! We discuss the
military impact of croc-allies, and ideal techniques for dealing with them when
they inevitably double-cross you.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/wwii-was-won-by-crocs.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/wwii-was-won-by-crocs.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Caesar-Salendar</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Sarah talks about some personal experiences involving a U-lock, while Colin tells tales of self-impalement. We all express how we really feel about thieves. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep022.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Sarah talks about some personal experiences involving a U-lock, while Colin
tells tales of self-impalement. We all express how we really feel about
thieves.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/caesar-salendar.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/caesar-salendar.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>If You Gaze Long Into The Grits, The Grits Also Gaze Into You.</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This week we discuss some of the finer points of Tolkien linguistics as applied to cat names, and Caleb fulfills his solumn vow to bring you, dear listener, the cooking show nobody asked for. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep021.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>This week we discuss some of the finer points of Tolkien linguistics as applied
to cat names, and Caleb fulfills his solumn vow to bring you, dear listener,
the cooking show nobody asked for.</p>
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Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/if-you-gaze-long-into-the-grits-the-grits-also-gaze-into-you.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/if-you-gaze-long-into-the-grits-the-grits-also-gaze-into-you.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Caleb and Colin Show!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan has fallen behind on his beauty sleep and decides to make it up on the podcast. The rest of us soldier on and discuss all of the latest news in grasshopper goings-on, as well as fly infestations and some shady motels we've stayed in. Outro Music is Hyperfun by …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep020.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan has fallen behind on his beauty sleep and decides to make it up on the
podcast. The rest of us soldier on and discuss all of the latest news in
grasshopper goings-on, as well as fly infestations and some shady motels we've
stayed in.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/slumbering-ethan.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/slumbering-ethan.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Have a Seat, Rev. Dr. M.L.K. Jr.</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan, who has always had a bone to pick with the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Jr., tells us about his childhood time-traveling capers to keep MLK from propogating his genes. We also have our weekly grasshopper corner and try to take back the N word. Outro Music is Hyperfun …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep019.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan, who has always had a bone to pick with the Reverend Doctor Martin Luther
King Jr., tells us about his childhood time-traveling capers to keep MLK from
propogating his genes. We also have our weekly grasshopper corner and try to
take back the N word.</p>
<p><img alt="The Hector Boy" src="./images/pefect-precious-prince.jpg" title="The Hector Boy!"></p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/have-a-seat-rev-dr-mlk-jr.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/have-a-seat-rev-dr-mlk-jr.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Choose Your Own Demise</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Listen in this week for even more grasshopper stories. We recall some of our favorite childhood "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, and discuss our grand aspirations to be not the world's worst podcast, but perhaps the world's second worst podcast. Finally, we give a film review and perform the latest …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep018.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Listen in this week for even more grasshopper stories. We recall some of our
favorite childhood "Choose Your Own Adventure" books, and discuss our grand
aspirations to be not the world's worst podcast, but perhaps the world's second
worst podcast. Finally, we give a film review and perform the latest …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/choose-your-own-demise.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/choose-your-own-demise.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Chicken Choked While Choking the Chicken</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Listen this week to learn the dramatic fate of Purdy the chicken. We discuss the total eclipse and Colin recalls his high-speed chase of a gap in the clouds. Finally, we reveal our true feelings about the Confederate Battle Flag. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep017.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Listen this week to learn the dramatic fate of Purdy the chicken. We discuss
the total eclipse and Colin recalls his high-speed chase of a gap in the
clouds. Finally, we reveal our true feelings about the Confederate Battle Flag.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/the-chicken-choked-while-choking-the-chicken.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/the-chicken-choked-while-choking-the-chicken.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Aug 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I find your answer to be quite... riveting!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan extolls the virtues of the self-tapping screw, while Caleb tells a long, rambling story about the trials of his high-school science fair, and Colin elaborates on the art of railroad tie destruction. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep016.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan extolls the virtues of the self-tapping screw, while Caleb tells a long,
rambling story about the trials of his high-school science fair, and Colin
elaborates on the art of railroad tie destruction.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/i-find-your-answer-to-be-quite-riveting.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/i-find-your-answer-to-be-quite-riveting.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Aug 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>On This Glorious Day, We Are All Slazoom</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We are joined this week by Paulo, of 9-11 fame, as well as gay Sara. Topics include favorite bird, accidental bladder evacuation, and affected accents. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep015.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We are joined this week by Paulo, of 9-11 fame, as well as gay Sara. Topics
include <em>favorite</em> bird, accidental bladder evacuation, and affected accents.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/on-this-glorious-day-we-are-all-slazoom.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/on-this-glorious-day-we-are-all-slazoom.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Aug 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My Family is The Thing!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan educates us on the different varieties of fleas, Caleb confesses his fear of the Ghostwriter bubble-gum monster. Sarah swears revenge upon Sunny the bird. Overall, I'd give this episode a C+. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep014.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan educates us on the different varieties of fleas, Caleb confesses his fear
of the Ghostwriter bubble-gum monster. Sarah swears revenge upon Sunny the
bird. Overall, I'd give this episode a C+.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/my-family-is-the-thing.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/my-family-is-the-thing.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Aug 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>EXPECTO PATRONUM!</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Caleb explains his technique for repelling dementors. Meanwhile, Ethan, now an aspiring cannibal, has aquired an additional Sarah in his household, and Colin's voice has become weak and distant, like a tiny tiny baby. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep013.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Caleb explains his technique for repelling dementors. Meanwhile, Ethan, now an
aspiring cannibal, has aquired an additional Sarah in his household, and
Colin's voice has become weak and distant, like a tiny tiny baby.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3 …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/expecto-patronum.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/expecto-patronum.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Jul 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pretzeling for Mama</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Our first guest comes on to bring a fresh perspective to the classic Slazoom topics of White Castle, circumcision, and blood-letting. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep012.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Our first guest comes on to bring a fresh perspective to the classic Slazoom
topics of White Castle, circumcision, and blood-letting.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/pretzeling-for-mama.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/pretzeling-for-mama.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Fold and Pinch to Your Heart's Content</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>After some lengthy discussion on the merits of corn subsidies, we share stories about our favorite road trips and shitting on a mountain. Colin shares his secret to dealing with mosquito bites. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep011.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>After some lengthy discussion on the merits of corn subsidies, we share stories about our favorite road trips and shitting on a mountain. Colin shares his secret to dealing with mosquito bites.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/fold-and-pinch.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/fold-and-pinch.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 06 Jul 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Flemmy Satan</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan, now literally posessed by Satan, explains the meaning of mucus, followed by lengthy discussion of the pros and cons of breast feeding in public. Finally, we delve into our feelings about beating the ravages of age to the punch and dying one's hair grey, and hear the first part …</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep010.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan, now literally posessed by Satan, explains the meaning of mucus, followed
by lengthy discussion of the pros and cons of breast feeding in public.
Finally, we delve into our feelings about beating the ravages of age to the
punch and dying one's hair grey, and hear the first part …</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/flemmy-satan.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/flemmy-satan.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 22 Jun 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>He Who Denied it Supplied... The Holocaust</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We justify war crimes in the name of productivity. Also, we got our first sponsor! Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep009.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We justify war crimes in the name of productivity. Also, we got our first sponsor!</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
<br>
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/supply-the-holocaust.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/supply-the-holocaust.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Jun 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Stinky Pete</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We all try Donald Trump impressions, and discuss the ways that past presidents spent their time in the White House. Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep008.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We all try Donald Trump impressions, and discuss the ways that past presidents spent their time in the White House.</p>
<p style="font-size:10px;text-align:center">
Outro Music is Hyperfun by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
<br>
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stinky-pete.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/stinky-pete.html</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Jun 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Official Podcast of Hell</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan reveals his true feelings about the jews. We have our weekly bowel update, and a lengthy discussion of juvenile male activities.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep007.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan reveals his true feelings about the jews. We have our weekly bowel update, and a lengthy discussion of juvenile male activities.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/official-podcast-of-hell.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/official-podcast-of-hell.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 01 Jun 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A Wad of Goats in Space</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Colin covers for Ethan's blatant antisemitism, with a dash of conspiracy theories and bestiality.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep006.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Colin covers for Ethan's blatant antisemitism, with a dash of conspiracy theories and bestiality.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/wad-of-goats-in-space.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/wad-of-goats-in-space.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 May 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Vans and Vampires</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan brags about being a bully in high-school, and we all discuss the various vans from our past.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep005.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan brags about being a bully in high-school, and we all discuss the various vans from our past.</p>
<p><img alt="A Song of Rice and Fryer" src="https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/images/song_of_rice_and_fryer.png" title="A Song of Rice and Fryer"></p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/vans-and-vampires.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/vans-and-vampires.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 May 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Butterfly, or Very Attractive Moth?</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ethan advocates for day-drinking, while Colin and Caleb get intimate under the Eiffel Tower.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep004.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ethan advocates for day-drinking, while Colin and Caleb get intimate under the Eiffel Tower.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/butterfly-or-very-attractive-moth.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/butterfly-or-very-attractive-moth.html</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>A Kick in the Cochlea</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>A Group therapy session for Colin to deal with his hatred of his own name. Also some discussion of body hair removal.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep003.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>A Group therapy session for Colin to deal with his hatred of his own name. Also some discussion of body hair removal.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/kick-in-the-cochleo.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/kick-in-the-cochleo.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Let's go John Cage on this Bitch</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever wonder what all our favorite sit-coms are? Or which episode of Star-Trek: The next geration is the worst? Find out on this exciting episode of slazoom!!</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep002.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>Ever wonder what all our favorite sit-coms are? Or which episode of Star-Trek: The next geration is the worst? Find out on this exciting episode of slazoom!!</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/john-cage.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/john-cage.html</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Straight, Rectangular Mustaches</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>We finally remember that we should do some introductions. Also in-depth discussion of the most trustworthy type of facial hair.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep001.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>We finally remember that we should do some introductions. Also in-depth discussion of the most trustworthy type of facial hair.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/hitler-stache.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/hitler-stache.html</guid><pubDate>Fri, 14 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dog "Loving"</title><itunes:author>The Slazoom Crew</itunes:author><itunes:summary>In the inaugural Slazoom!! podcast, we discuss the finer points of dog loving, statistics, and dancing.</itunes:summary><enclosure type="audio/mpeg" url="ep000.mp3"></enclosure><description><![CDATA[<p>In the inaugural <strong>Slazoom!!</strong> podcast, we discuss the finer points of dog loving, statistics, and dancing.</p>]]></description><link>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/dog-loving.html</link><guid>https://slazoom.fangmeier.tech/dog-loving.html</guid><pubDate>Sat, 08 Apr 2017 12:00:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>