SL Fashion Police http://www.slfashionpolice.com Fighting Crimes of Fashion on the Streets of SL Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:25:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Back and more “Back” http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SLFP/~3/ybwr9GBMJ_o/ http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2009/07/back-and-more-back/#comments Sun, 19 Jul 2009 21:24:53 +0000 Chief D. Rockin http://www.slfashionpolice.com/?p=267 I can’t believe it’s been over a month since the last post! RL has really eaten up my time lately!! For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter or my Personal Blog, I’ve been adjusting to singlehood and exploring the world of “dating”, but think of you all often and cringe when I see stuff like this in my inbox:

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Baby got enough back for 5 avvies!

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…and here, children, is a reason why you should never mix drugs with Second Life. How’d you like to wake up next to this thing in the morning!??

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As always, I will try to be better with updates (inbetween coffee and dinner dates). Submit your violations at SLFP911[at] @gmail.com

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Of all things, I run into *this* … I felt I should have charged her for emotional distress.  And the one below – guys, I dig guys being in female avatars, it is a turn on for me … however, please put some effort into studying female facial features!

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It wont make her any more easier to figure out.  I tried.

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What is up with the blue outfit’s fabric covering the knees like that? and can some one please get her a shoe base stat!?

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]]> http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2009/04/roach-do/feed/ 1 http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2009/04/roach-do/ Models http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SLFP/~3/7fkbGaGfDoE/ http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2009/04/models/#comments Mon, 27 Apr 2009 07:01:35 +0000 Secret Agent http://www.slfashionpolice.com/?p=236 I scoped out the Ms Beautiful Competition today and here are some of the highlights of girls who want to be models.

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Fight world hunger by donating your buns?

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Well at least she can reach the bottom of Heinz Ketchup Bottle in order to feed the hungry.

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It’s time someone started coining ‘Your hips are so small’ jokes. Or it may be some new ‘levitating skirt’ fashion craze I am unaware of.

Enjoy!

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Rest assured that we will be working double time to capture and recover these missing files and have enhanced our security to avoid any such mishaps in the future.

If you should know the whereabouts of any missing cases, please report them at once to SLFP911[at]gmail[dot]com!

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Dear Readers,

We here are SLFP wanna hear from you! A newer trend in fashion has popped up and we’re not quite sure if it’s a thumbs up or a thumbs down.

While I think the toes are quite cute and much better then the boxy avatar toes, we’ve never seen them done in a manner that they look natural.

One observer exclaimed: it looks like some one stole someone else’s toes and sewed them a pair of shoes.

I have not yet had a chance to launch a full investigation, so I’m calling out to all the Jr. Fashion Police Agents on the grid to help determine if prim toes are a Yay or Nay?

create a free poll on pollsb.com

]]> http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/sl-fashion-pole-tootsies/feed/ 16 http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/sl-fashion-pole-tootsies/ Owner of a Lonely Heart http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SLFP/~3/RekXsMnDQ2o/ http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/owner-of-a-lonely-heart/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:37:30 +0000 Chief D. Rockin http://slfashionpolice.com/?p=262 I know there are times when it feels as if all the good guys are taken. You may wander aimlessly in search of love, or an occasional one night stand. You’re seeking attention and resort to extremes. Sometimes it feels as though you can’t even even give it away for free.girl-at-celestial-studios-back.jpggirl-at-celestial-studios.jpg

We feel your pain. We see you desperation. We beg you to remember that old saying… why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free and for gawd sake find some clothes!  

*editors note: This is one of the cutest avies I’ve seen come through, but we really don’t need to see the whole kit & caboodle. Please help her!! 

]]> http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/owner-of-a-lonely-heart/feed/ 3 http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/owner-of-a-lonely-heart/ Your Momma says you Ugly! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SLFP/~3/JeXpdbbvUSQ/ http://www.slfashionpolice.com/2008/10/your-momma-says-you-ugly/#comments Mon, 13 Oct 2008 20:12:39 +0000 Chief D. Rockin http://slfashionpolice.com/?p=258 And I can’t help but agree…. Where is a paper bag when you need one? snapshot_001.jpg

Oh, and next time you think about trying to pick up “My Man” you better check yourself, cause you’ve Seriously Wrecked Yourself!

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