Smallitics

Smallitics 28 - 10/24/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 24 Oct 2005 21:53:19 -0700

Today we have a special surprise guest! This is the straight poop, right from the horse's ass.

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.

Today's show was recorded live on location at an ultra-elite, ultra-secret republican fund-raiser & pancake prayer breakfast in Texas, then smuggled out of the compound by a Guatemalan busboy. Finally. The truth from the top. Many people risked their lives to bring you this material, so please share this with everyone you know.

ALSO:

Friends of the firm:

Clever, must-have items for all true patriots:
http://www.cafepress.com/thewhitehouse
Birds of a feather:
The Obtuse Angle
Republicans Suck
Smallitics got a nice review on VoxMonitor:
http://www.voxmonitor.com

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Smallitics 27 - 09/29/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Fri, 30 Sep 2005 11:28:31 -0700

Spiderhole #6 - Smell the funk: Evil clowns and dead skunks.

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.

Little Jack Horner: The Universe (For the indictment of DeLay and the SEC investigation of Frist)
Bad Luck Go Away: Karl Rove

Click HERE to read the indictment against Tom DeLay.

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Smallitics 26 - 09/22/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 12:29:14 -0700

Spiderhole #5 - Rotten Apples and Chicken Supreme

FEED THE MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.

Little Jack Horner: John Ellis Bush
Bad Luck Go Away: John Roberts

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Smallitics 25 - 08/29/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 29 Aug 2005 19:11:02 -0700

Spiderhole #4 - IMPEACH BUSH! Plus: Noam's the word & we're gonna Frist ya.

NEW MEME: IMPEACH BUSH!! Spread the word.

Little Jack Horner: Noam Chomsky for "Hegemony and Survival "
Bad Luck Go Away: Bill Frist

ALSO:

Friends of the firm:
http://www.overyourface.net/
http://www.waronjunk.com

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Smallitics 24 - 08/25/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Fri, 26 Aug 2005 12:37:32 -0700

Spiderhole #3 - The Great Red Menace & The 9 Commandments

Little Jack Horner: New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island and Vermont
Bad Luck Go Away: Pat Robertson

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Smallitics 23 - 08/23/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 24 Aug 2005 22:24:17 -0700

Spiderhole #2 - Southern Hemisphere

Little Jack Horner: The American People
Bad Luck Go Away: Lance Armstrong

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Smallitics 22 - 08/03/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 03 Aug 2005 04:02:51 -0700

Spiderhole #1 - Eastern Europe

Little Jack Horner: National Guardsman Leonard Clark
Bad Luck Go Away: The Bush Administration

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Smallitcs 21 - 07/18/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 18 Jul 2005 17:27:40 -0700

The Plame Game: Bush's Brain on dope.

Little Jack Horner: Republican National Committee chairman Ken Mehlman
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Karl "The Architect" Rove

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Smallitics 20 - 07/06/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 07 Jul 2005 18:41:14 -0700

Off we go, into the wild blue yonder!
PLUS A SPECIAL BONUS!
"War Is A Racket" by Major General Smedley Darlington Butler.

Little Jack Horner: The Men and Women of America's Armed Forces
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Transportation Safety Administration

BONUS: One of the great heroes of the Marine Corps is Major General Smedley Darlington Butler who, when he was a young officer during the early part of the last century, was one of only 19 men in history to win TWO medals of honor. General Butler, who retired in 1931 and died in 1940, wrote a remarkable book he published in the early 1930s called "War Is A Racket." It's short for a book and a little dated but ultimately timeless and very much worth reading. Semper Fi.

CLICK HERE TO READ "WAR IS A RACKET."

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Smallitics 19 - 04/23/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Sat, 23 Apr 2005 22:19:45 -0700

Oil and Sake

Little Jack Horner: Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The United States House of Representatives

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Smallitics 18 - 04/15/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Sat, 16 Apr 2005 01:22:56 -0700

Wait a minute. Switch that. Reverse it.

Little Jack Horner: Jim Gilchrist and the Minuteman Project
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid

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Smallitics 17 - 04/01/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:13:43 -0800

Shot, stuffed, mounted & raised from the dead

Little Jack Horner: Richard Jacobson, of Corning, New York
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: President George W. Bush and Matthew J Hogan

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Smallitics 16 - 03/31/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:38:47 -0800

Hammer time! It's the Tom Delay double header!

Little Jack Horner: House Majority Leader Tom "The Hammer" Delay
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Republicans in the House of Representatives

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Smallitics 15 - 03/28/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 28 Mar 2005 09:35:38 -0800

Are we not men? We are Devo!

Little Jack Horner: Israeli David Broza and Palestinian Wisam Murad
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Texas, Georgia, North & South Carolina

Click here for PROOF we're descended from the apes.

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Smallitics 14 - 03/23/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 23 Mar 2005 17:47:49 -0800

Pulling the plug on Bobby Fischer

Little Jack Horner: Iceland
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Tom DeLay, Bill Frist and George W. Bush

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Smallitics 13 - 03/21/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 21 Mar 2005 16:18:29 -0800

Everbody's all lawyered up!

Little Jack Horner: Lars Ulrich
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: MLB and Mark McGwire

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Smallitics 12 - 03/17/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 17 Mar 2005 17:14:12 -0800

5 from 55 still equals zero

Little Jack Horner: 5 Republican Senators Who Opposed Bush's Social Security Scam
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Budget

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Smallitics 11 - 03/14/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Tue, 15 Mar 2005 10:50:40 -0800

Why pay for the cow when you can get the cream for free?

Little Jack Horner: San Francisco County Superior Court Judge Richard Kramer
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Republican Senate and George W. Bush

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Smallitics 10 - 03/03/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 03 Mar 2005 17:44:56 -0800

The Culture of Life and Death

Little Jack Horner: The U.S. Supreme Court
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: The Republican Party and George Bush

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Smallitics Promo

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Tue, 01 Mar 2005 18:01:36 -0800

Cliff & the good Doctor's greatest hits. Spread the love.

You've probably figured out by now that Cliff and I work Doctors' hours. Since some of you out there get the Jones pretty bad, the boys in the lab have trimmed the fat off a bunch of our past shows and pressed them together into this tasty little promo.

-Dr. D. Nasty

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Smallitics 9 - 02/23/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 23 Feb 2005 16:40:44 -0800

Freedom Fries on Air Force One

Little Jack Horner: N.A.T.O.
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Rep. Jim McCrery

Plus: Felching Fox

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Smallitics 8 - 02/22/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Tue, 22 Feb 2005 14:35:51 -0800

Iranians at the gates

Little Jack Horner: Christo
Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Rummy Rumsfeld

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Smallitics 7 - 02/21/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:12:37 -0800

Wead Smokes Bush!

Little Jack Horner: George W. Bush
Linda Tripp Memorial Bad Luck Go Away Sign: Doug Wead

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Smallitics 6 - 02/16/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 16 Feb 2005 19:33:20 -0800

Tea with the A.G. or Trippin' with Alberto.

Little Jack Horner: The First Amendment
Bad Luck Go Away: Alberto Gonzalez

Another installment of "Felching Fox!" - plus special correspondent Infinity LaReaux

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Smallitics 5 - 02/15/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Tue, 15 Feb 2005 12:52:34 -0800

Spiderholes and Rum

Little Jack Horner: Center for Constitutional Rights
Bad Luck Go Away: Donald Rumsfeld

Also, the first installment of "Felching Fox!"

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Smallitics 4 - 02/10/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Thu, 10 Feb 2005 14:51:08 -0800

Boxer and briefs

Little Jack Horner: Barbara Boxer and Dianne Feinstein
Bad Luck Go Away: Brit Hume

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Smallitics 3 - 02/09/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Wed, 09 Feb 2005 13:33:54 -0800

Fajitas & Torture

Little Jack Horner: Veep Dick Cheney
Bad Luck Go Away: Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez

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Smallitics 2 - 02/08/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Tue, 08 Feb 2005 14:41:19 -0800

The Condoleeza Rice double gate-fold issue!

Little Jack Horner: Bush Administration
Bad Luck Go Away: Condoleeza Rice

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Smallitics 1 - 02/07/05

cliffshadows@gmail.com (Cliff Shadows and Dr. Dick Nasty) — Mon, 07 Feb 2005 13:04:32 -0800

Middle East Peace and Sponge Bob Haters

Little Jack Horner: Mahmoud Abbas, Ariel Sharon, Hosni Mubarak
Bad Luck Go Away: Intolerant Christians

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