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Typical Conversation with my Husband: #2

Candi — Sat, 22 May 2010 17:34:57 +0000

This conversation originally took place on March 23: Husband and I are in bed trying to fall asleep. He rips one. Me (Captain Obvious): Did you fart? Brian: Yes. Me: Did you roll over and point your butt in this direction first?! Brian: No! *snickering* [ ... it wafts ...] Me: Oh my freakin’ GOD! It smells like a hamburger patty! Brian: *laughing [...]

Typical Conversation with my Husband: #1

Candi — Sat, 22 May 2010 17:26:12 +0000

FYI, I’m creating a new series and tag called Typical Conversations with my Husband. I’ve posted numerous of these up on Facebook and they’ve been a big hit, so I’ll post them here as well. Here is the first of many. This conversation originally took place on March 6: This morning I made my usual cup of [...]

Strawberry Fields

Candi — Wed, 19 May 2010 01:26:20 +0000

Today I did something that I’ve been wanting to do since 2005 when I used to drive by a sign on the back roads that said: U PICK Strawberries 1 mile —–> on my way home from Lawrence. I remember seeing it at the beginning of every summer and thinking “When I have kids, we are SOOOOOOOOO [...]

Lake of Fire

Candi — Sat, 15 May 2010 17:29:29 +0000

Do you suppose it’s significant that at THE.VERY.SECOND I had linked the website STFU, Conservatives and was busy reading this post, Nirvana’s song Lake of Fire was playing in iTunes?! I am NOT kidding. The hair on the back of my neck stood up. Oh, holy hell… I need to start packing up all of my [...]

Mother’s Day Weekend

Candi — Mon, 10 May 2010 17:36:33 +0000

I hope all of my superfab momma friends had a truly wonderful Mother’s Day weekend! We certainly did! We rounded up my nephews and took them up to the Spirit of Mission Days, which is a typical small-town carnival and fair. Brian and Arden took off and rode all the rickety rides while my [...]

Chipotle Bean Burritos

Candi — Thu, 06 May 2010 23:56:50 +0000

This is another super yummy recipe I thought I’d share. I found this one in Cooking Light magazine. It’s a quick and easy recipe to make for lunch. You can make this vegetarian (as shown), or add 1/2 to 1 lb. cubed, cooked chicken, which makes a pretty hearty dinner for us carnivores. It’s delicious [...]

Live on Wednesday morning from my iPad

Candi — Wed, 05 May 2010 09:11:35 +0000

So yeah, I’m sitting in my living room blogging from my iPad. Jealous? Don’t be. It’s a pain in the ass. I’ve barely pecked out one sentence and I’m already annoyed. Most of my disgruntlement stems from the fact that it’s too big to type really fast with thumbs like on my iPhone. Equally as [...]

Everyday :: Like father, like son

Candi — Mon, 03 May 2010 17:56:18 +0000

Really, Baldwin City? REALLY?!

Candi — Sun, 02 May 2010 16:10:35 +0000

As if I needed another reason to think this town is about as worthless as a rice cake to a fat chick, this time it’s really outdone itself: The speed limit is regularly 30 mph. But when it’s flashing, I need to drive 30 mph. In case I missed it on the first sign that was five [...]

Happy Anniversary, babe!

Candi — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 15:47:22 +0000

Happy Anniversary to my wonderful husband, Brian! Although we’ve actually been together for 12 years, today marks 8 years of being married. Eight years ago today we were standing on a beautiful white sand beach in the Florida Keys, vowing in front of some douchey Justice of the Peace and a metric ton of [...]