SmartphOWNED

So Nice -_-

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:30:00 -0500

MommyHey mom, bout me and Michael.. Are you okay with it?
Isn't he going to highschool next year?
Yeah why?
Then yeah, I'm okay with it.
Really :D
Yeah, considering he'll probably dump you for a highschool girl :)

I took a shit?

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500

Lizzyhey im back
wat did u do???
i just took a shit
...i feel awkward...
OMGG!!!! I MEAN I TOOK A SHOWER!!! STUPID AUTOCORRECT!
haha this is SO going on facebook!

idiot

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:30:00 -0500

ex-gfhey
hello?
are you there?
awnser me!!!!
sorry i lost my phone ill text u when i find it
oh ok

Nutella!

Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:00 -0500

BestieHey wanna go camping soon?
Ya camping sounds like fun! I'm in.
Ya and I was thinking...when we're in the tent, alone, you know what we could do?
...what?
EAT NUTELLA!
Hahaha I'll be there!

Untitled

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:00:00 -0500

ElizabethSo bored.
stay awake See how long you can stay asleep
Rake your carpet Listen to a painting Play with matches Watch the moon...see if it moves Stand on your head Stand on someone else's head
...And this is why we're best friends :D <3

Shower:P

Thu, 23 May 2013 20:00:00 -0500

BoyfriendLol, so you were texting me while in the shower? Awesome:P
How is that awesome? :P
You were all naked and wet and what not, Sexy ;P
Psh, i shower with my clothes on ;P
Even sexier(;

To late

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:00 -0500

FriendHey, I am here with your sister!
Just bang with her untill I am back
-.-
HEY! STOP! It was my autocorrect!
To late hahahaa!

Marry me :)

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:00:00 -0500

<3You're coming to my wedding
You already know who you're marrying
Yeah, she's gorgeous!
Oh I bet!
So I have a question... Will you marry me? :)

WTF MUM

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:00 -0500

Mum :DYou're grounded.
HUH?! WHAT DID I DO?!
Oh, sorry, wrong child, honey.
But I'm an only child...
That means
OH MY GOD MUM

oops

Thu, 23 May 2013 15:00:00 -0500

MummySo did ya get prego
Mum how did u know. Im not even 2 months
WHATTT!!!! GET UR ASS HOME NOW. I was talking about the spaghetti sauce
Hehe me too?

She probably won't answer for a while...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:30:00 -0500

BeccaAnnie my grandma is in the hospital. I hope she get better :(
I hope she dies :)
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!
DOES!! I HOPE SHE DOES!!!
Becca?
Hello? Are you still there?

Favorite Vowel

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500

Crush<33Hey! Can i tell you something? <33
Of course. <3
I love u. :)
Omg,I cant believe this.You do? :') <3
Yeah,its my favorite vowel. :D

Pet Snake

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:30:00 -0500

MommaLets say hypothetically I bought a snake while you were at work. And lets say hypothetically, it got loose in your room... Would you be mad?
Since this is all hypothetical, you've got until I get home to find it. Otherwise, you've got 2 days to move out.
But mom!
If this is hypothetical, you have nothing to worry about. On my way home now. Love you
........

chat

Wed, 22 May 2013 22:00:00 -0500

chatgoogle chrome- i know everything
facebook- i know everybody
internet- without me are u nothing
electricity- keep talking b*tches...

Don't interrupt your mother while she's...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:00:00 -0500

Mommy(:Hey sweetie how was school? :)
I'm bored so I'm going to text you what's up?
Oh that's sweet to text me. I'm just masturbating.
Don't worry mom auto corrects a bitch I know
What do you mean sweetie? I don't have an iPhone.
FML. Mom your sick.