SmartphOWNED

Funny people when their drunk!

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:30:00 -0500

I wasn't that drunk last night!
Dude u made me throw fruit at you while you were holding a knife screaming I'm a fruit Ninja and you ran up to a random kid with glasses and said Harry your a
Wizard.
Ohh... I guess your right

ifeelloved

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500

StephHey! I got a new phone(:
Who is this?
Your favorite cousin
Joey?
No...Stacey-_-
OH hi stace!:D

Confused Birthday

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:30:00 -0500

DadHappy birthday!!! I can't believe your finally 12!!!
Wrong kid...
What?
Dad, this is Katherine. I just turned 16. Laryssa turned 12 last month.
Oh.

Jumped

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:00:00 -0500

JessicaHey, i just found a humper, it's super cute, and is really long, perfect for my body.
Mhmm. It fits me so well.
Jess, check ur last text.....
OMG! Jumper! Jumper! I SWEAR!
I am pissing myself with laughter

A well rounded gentleman.

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:00:00 -0500

BoyfriendAre you sure you're not here just for my ass?
Of course not, babe.
You have boobs, too.

ex convo

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:00 -0500

EXbitch
i've been called worse
oh really, like what?
your girlfriend

Overachievers and Underachievers

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:00:00 -0500

JamesSo... did you get into that school?
Nope. Wait listed.
Oh... hey can I see the letter you got
Why? are you gonna call the school and defend me?
No. I just wanna see what a rejection letter looks like
.......

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:00 -0500

asshole!I had the sweetest dream about you!
oh how cute! What was happening?
You died :D

What happens when inside jokes go wrong.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:00 -0500

HEY! you know what it is
Black and yellow! Black and yellow!
wow were loserss:)
yes i know but hey gtg im going to Narnia..
U bitch i wanna go
fine ill ask xD

Aweekkk

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:00:00 -0500

KAILYNI'm going to lick you dry
But your toungue is wet, so wouldn't it get me wetter?
Touché, my friend.

goodnight.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:00 -0500

JDHey babe.
Babe..
BABE!!!!
WHAT! IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
Oh good, your awake. What are you doing?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I am sleeping! i love you, but if you text me back i am going to cut your balls off, okay? Goodnight.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:00:00 -0500

LolaI HATE YOU !!!!
WTF?!
You fucked my bf. I found out.
OMG I was going to tell you about it, sorry you need to found it out all by yourself !!!
Wait, What?! You too?!! This text was meant for Ivy!!!!
Oops, well this is awkward..... -.-'

Oooooopppsss...you're phone's a tell-tale...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:30:00 -0500

DadHey! What are you still doing in your room fingering with Matt? I thought you were going somewhere. You might get laid...
WTF Dad! How'd you know? R u peeping on us? I'm old enuf...I hate u!
Damn autocorrect! *lingering and *get late...I hate this phone!
Uh-oh...I'm dead...
WTF Kim!? Get down here wid Matt this instant! You're both dude!
*dead..fuck this phone!

Funny

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500

Bestieeee!When life gives you skittles chuck them at people and say 'taste the fricken rainbow!'
When someone chucks skittles at you and says 'taste the fricken rainbow!' Chuck M&Ms back and say 'I'm not afraid!'
Well played........Well played

summer

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:00 -0500

tomI'm gonna exercise this summer
walking to the fridge doesnt count
I hate you