SmartphOWNED

ex convo

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:00:00 -0500

EXbitch
i've been called worse
oh really, like what?
your girlfriend

Overachievers and Underachievers

Sat, 18 May 2013 19:00:00 -0500

JamesSo... did you get into that school?
Nope. Wait listed.
Oh... hey can I see the letter you got
Why? are you gonna call the school and defend me?
No. I just wanna see what a rejection letter looks like
.......

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Sat, 18 May 2013 18:30:00 -0500

asshole!I had the sweetest dream about you!
oh how cute! What was happening?
You died :D

What happens when inside jokes go wrong.

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:00:00 -0500

HEY! you know what it is
Black and yellow! Black and yellow!
wow were loserss:)
yes i know but hey gtg im going to Narnia..
U bitch i wanna go
fine ill ask xD

Aweekkk

Sat, 18 May 2013 17:00:00 -0500

KAILYNI'm going to lick you dry
But your toungue is wet, so wouldn't it get me wetter?
Touché, my friend.

goodnight.

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:00:00 -0500

JDHey babe.
Babe..
BABE!!!!
WHAT! IT'S 3 IN THE MORNING!
Oh good, your awake. What are you doing?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? I am sleeping! i love you, but if you text me back i am going to cut your balls off, okay? Goodnight.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 11:00:00 -0500

LolaI HATE YOU !!!!
WTF?!
You fucked my bf. I found out.
OMG I was going to tell you about it, sorry you need to found it out all by yourself !!!
Wait, What?! You too?!! This text was meant for Ivy!!!!
Oops, well this is awkward..... -.-'

Oooooopppsss...you're phone's a tell-tale...

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:30:00 -0500

DadHey! What are you still doing in your room fingering with Matt? I thought you were going somewhere. You might get laid...
WTF Dad! How'd you know? R u peeping on us? I'm old enuf...I hate u!
Damn autocorrect! *lingering and *get late...I hate this phone!
Uh-oh...I'm dead...
WTF Kim!? Get down here wid Matt this instant! You're both dude!
*dead..fuck this phone!

Funny

Fri, 17 May 2013 23:00:00 -0500

Bestieeee!When life gives you skittles chuck them at people and say 'taste the fricken rainbow!'
When someone chucks skittles at you and says 'taste the fricken rainbow!' Chuck M&Ms back and say 'I'm not afraid!'
Well played........Well played

summer

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:30:00 -0500

tomI'm gonna exercise this summer
walking to the fridge doesnt count
I hate you

Why all relationships could use a little more Jersey Shore!

Fri, 17 May 2013 22:00:00 -0500

Mike Twinkle, twinkle lil whore
You're at school not Jersey Shore
You're a lil orange mess
Please go find a longer dress
LOL this was fun
This is why you are my girlfriend =)

awkward

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:00:00 -0500

hey i kinda sorta like you alot...
that's cool i kinda sorta really like food and videogames
...

K-Mart Kid

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:00:00 -0500

HunterHey, Dad, did you forget anything at K-Mart?
Um...No, don't think so...why?
...I'm standing out in front of the store...
Sorry! I'll be right there, Hunter! Don't panic!
...I can't believe we're related...
:)

BF❤❤❤

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:00:00 -0500

BF❤❤I like someone
Who??
You know him
Whoo????
Look in a mirror and youll see him
Good you scared me there for a second thought i was gonna have to kill some N****S

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Fri, 17 May 2013 18:30:00 -0500

MomHey honey me and your father are making pepperoni penis tonight do you want us to put you some in the microwave?
No mom I don't want to eat a red spotted penis microwaved I AM NOT GAY!
Oh sorry honey I meant pepperoni pussy son, auto correct can be a bitch.
I would like pussy but not red spotted pussy,
DAMN YOU Auto-correct I meant pepperoni P.I.Z.Z.A. And you better straighten up they make a show for people like you 16 & Pregnant!
Well would you rather me say HELL YEAH to some heated up pepperoni penis?