The everyday comical conversations of Samuel, Sean & Sage. tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2005:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8 Textpattern 2010-03-09T17:53:26Z Matt Davis matt@photographdaddy.com http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/ Matt Davis 2009-09-21T17:51:36Z 2009-09-21T17:51:36Z tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2009-08-11:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8/6f411438912ae1f41334821d252af4cd <p><strong>Sean</strong>: How does Michael Jackson lean forward all the way and then get back up?<br /> <strong>Dad</strong>: Maybe he&#8217;s attached to a cable.<br /> <strong>Sam</strong>: Maybe he took a class in physics.<br /> <strong>Sean</strong>: Maybe he did take a class. Maybe all the other people in the class didn&#8217;t pay attention and only he paid attention and that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s so good at it.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HORcI6JjDQi9TRq-t_vrZdy5rik/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HORcI6JjDQi9TRq-t_vrZdy5rik/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HORcI6JjDQi9TRq-t_vrZdy5rik/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HORcI6JjDQi9TRq-t_vrZdy5rik/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?a=qatXW1oMSTs:Qz7PcS8HIZY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SmartSillySassy/~4/qatXW1oMSTs" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/articles/pay-attention-and-become-famous Athena Suich 2009-09-14T22:38:05Z 2009-09-21T17:49:51Z tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2009-09-14:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8/bd2ef998f3ad9471a1f226a9f23f3385 <p><em>(Coach Cooper calls all the kids in after practice. There are mostly boys on the team with only 3 girls.)</em></p> <p><strong>Coach</strong>: Ok guys we need a team name. What do you want the team name to be Sage?<br /> <strong>Sage</strong>: Ummm&#8230;Princesses!<br /> <strong>Coach</strong>: Ohh, of course. (jots down the name on his list) </p> <p><em>During the next practice the coach announces the team name. Opens up telling everyone that unfortunately the team name &#8216;Princesses&#8217; didn&#8217;t make the cut. They took a vote and &#8216;Cheetahs&#8217; won.</em></p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bp7WCc7W1-Gzi4VgRG9eE6e_-Us/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bp7WCc7W1-Gzi4VgRG9eE6e_-Us/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bp7WCc7W1-Gzi4VgRG9eE6e_-Us/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Bp7WCc7W1-Gzi4VgRG9eE6e_-Us/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?a=6qhrMOwus1s:DT3Wvm2v9rM:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SmartSillySassy/~4/6qhrMOwus1s" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/articles/team-princesses Matt Davis 2009-07-06T04:56:42Z 2009-07-06T04:59:23Z tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2009-07-05:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8/a9548d15e9e73ca3cce86d43bb7a5737 <p><strong>Sam</strong>: When I grow up I want to travel. All the way from here to Maine.<br /> <strong>Grandma</strong>: It costs a lot of money to do all that travelling.<br /> <strong>Sam</strong>: If you travel for work does it still cost a lot.<br /> <strong>Dad</strong>: If you travel for work your work will pay for it.<br /> <strong>Sam</strong>: Then I&#8217;ll get a job that will help me travel. Like a con-man.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MhMIPq-nv1QYMOZxBdWpMkqKiQU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MhMIPq-nv1QYMOZxBdWpMkqKiQU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MhMIPq-nv1QYMOZxBdWpMkqKiQU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/MhMIPq-nv1QYMOZxBdWpMkqKiQU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?a=PURsjsWQAIs:LanKs3seyYY:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SmartSillySassy/~4/PURsjsWQAIs" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/articles/when-i-grow-up Matt Davis 2009-07-02T20:35:52Z 2009-07-02T20:39:41Z tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2009-07-02:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8/31c6d1ea740b3461c02a2d966ce4e2bb <p><em>Sean and Sage are walking up the stairs</em></p> <p><strong>Sean</strong>: Dad, I have the hiccups<br /> <em>Dad walks past the stairs and then turns and roar&#8217;s at Sean and Sage</em><br /> <strong>Sage</strong>: Daddy, you scared me.<br /> <strong>Sean</strong>: <em>(crying)</em> Dad&#8230; you&#8230;scared&#8230; me&#8230;<br /> <strong>Dad</strong>: Do you still have the hiccups?<br /> <strong>Sean</strong>: <em>(crying)</em> no&#8230;</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k0barQdqiAvwupQJzY7YlURLu9g/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k0barQdqiAvwupQJzY7YlURLu9g/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k0barQdqiAvwupQJzY7YlURLu9g/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/k0barQdqiAvwupQJzY7YlURLu9g/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?a=E1TML5Vn7EU:NS1saKu9YA0:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SmartSillySassy/~4/E1TML5Vn7EU" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/articles/death-by-hiccups-or-dad Matt Davis 2009-04-13T16:36:09Z 2009-04-13T16:38:02Z tag:www.smartsillyandsassy.com,2009-04-13:a3ee3392a3a7a08d82b12fc7a3f12ab8/f71aa018652e0fda5d25f1e86540c223 <p><strong>Sean</strong>: I love the Easter Bunny more than anyone. Except for God. I have to love God the most.<br /> <strong>Sean</strong>: But I wish I could love orange chicken more than God&#8230; and hot cheetos.</p> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hy10mZE_9rjI7eIiL9GSTvvtSB4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hy10mZE_9rjI7eIiL9GSTvvtSB4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hy10mZE_9rjI7eIiL9GSTvvtSB4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hy10mZE_9rjI7eIiL9GSTvvtSB4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?a=fIZuBWDYxSM:XZOJVhRvHC8:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/SmartSillySassy?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/SmartSillySassy/~4/fIZuBWDYxSM" height="1" width="1"/> http://www.smartsillyandsassy.com/articles/the-easter-bunny