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Behold!

Jae — Sun, 10 Dec 2006 05:21:29 +0000

For your viewing pleasure! If you enjoy it, please donate. We’ll send you a copy of the feature-filled DVD, and it will help us toward continuing the show!

Everybody loves a screener

Jae — Sun, 26 Nov 2006 06:37:26 +0000

With the exception of some minor technical difficulties between the DVD player and my fist, the American Sexmatic screener was pretty incredible. We managed to handle 15 people in my tiny apartment rather well, and Dirty only knocked someone’s drink over about a dozen times. Not bad, if you ask me.

Pictures are available in Jaeson’s photo gallery.

Sexmatic Screening update

Jae — Thu, 16 Nov 2006 15:37:33 +0000

Hey bitches,

To update you on the status of the American Sexmatic screener, I will vaguely mimic the format of the “Frogurt” scene of [9F04] Treehouse of Horror III.

I will probably have a Wii for us to play with. That’s good.
The screening can not be this Saturday as originally planned. That’s bad.
It should now be Thanksgiving weekend, November 25th. That’s good.
You will probably still feel bloated and lethargic from all that you ate. That’s bad.
You’re still invited, and damned well better show up. That’s good.
I will let you know if something comes up and delays it again. That would be bad.

If you can send an eMail back saying whether or not you’ll be able to make it then, I’d appreciate it.

Why doesn’t it show who wrote shit?

Jae — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:27:05 +0000

I’ll kill you!

Bitch!

Would Thanksgiving weekend be better?

Jae — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:05:41 +0000

It’s been mentioned by my esteemed colleague that if we do the screening on Saturday the 25th, Thanksgiving weekend, we’d likely have the added benefit of a Nintendo Wii to play with as well.

Arguably, this may be more enjoyable than the movie itself.

Pretty much everyone has told me they’re able to make it this weekend, but if next weekend would be better or is just preferred, lemme know. I’ll send out another eMail when I know which weekend works better.

American Sexmatic screener!

Jae — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 17:04:54 +0000

Hello good citizen,

Your fine ass has been invited to the screening of our wondrous new movie,
American Sexmatic: The Rise and Fall and Rise Again of The Music Abuser.

Now you’re probably saying to yourself, “But Jaeson, I’m too butt-ugly to come”, and you probably right. Still, you helped us make it, dummy.

So here’s the plan.

7:00pm, Saturday, November 18th