SModcast - Quick Stop Entertainment

SModcast 96: Take Off That Little Hat and Be Killed!

Friday, 30 October 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes turn to the audience for guidance.

SModcast 95: RB 07701

Friday, 09 October 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes do it in front of others.

SModcast 94: Bar SMitzvah

Friday, 25 September 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes discover the Middle East.

SModcast 93: Alive with Pleasure

Friday, 28 August 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes spend much of the time doing bad character voices and accents.

SModcast 92: Flame On!

Friday, 21 August 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes crack Quebec's greatest unsolved mystery.

SModcast 91: M.I.P.

Friday, 14 August 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes confuse cinema and enema.

SModcast 90: Forgeticus!

Friday, 7 August 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes apparate into the realms of magic and homoeroticism.

SModcast 89: SMart!

Friday, 26 June 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes worship false idols and graven images.

SModcast 88: 11 Short of 99, The Number of the Great One, Wayne Gretzky, Son of Walter and Phyllis from Brantford, Ontario, Where This Was Recorded Live, Onstage at the Sanderson Centre for the Performing Arts, June 6, 2009, eh?

Friday, 19 June 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes' adventure is shrouded in mystery.

SModcast 87: Tapoo

Friday, 5 June 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which a simple concept slips from our heroes' grasps.

SModcast 86: Hot Coco

Friday, 22 May 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes wanna live forever and learn how to fly.

SModcast 85: Side Chair

Friday, 15 May 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which we hear big talk from our heroes.

SModcast 84: OUTBREAK!

Friday, 8 May 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which a hero falls to a bug and another hero falls off a moral and societally normal cliff.

SModcast 83: Aquatic Justice

Friday, 24 April 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole.

SModcast 82: Sacrilicious!

Friday, 17 April 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes go back in time to fight McCarthyism.

SModcast 81: Satan's Dookie

Friday, 3 April 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes throw their support behind the controversial PreCrime Bureau.

SModcast 80: R.I.P.

Friday, 20 March 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which the future dies.

SModcast 79: Paging Doctor Bejerot

Friday, 13 March 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes shine a light on the past, the future, and the parking lot of a Canadian strip mall.

SModcast 78: For Today's Elegant Man

Friday, 6 March 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes bed down with cougars, face that yellow bastard, and conjure a cuckold.

SModcast 77: Nipple Rot

Friday, 27 February 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes trudge through the DMZ, examine various creams and elixirs, and rocket into the future.

SModcast 76: The Great One

Friday, 20 February 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which a hero returns from the wild, another hero is discovered, and yet another hero can't stop bawling.

SModcast 75: Seeing Stars with Malcolm Ingram

Friday, 6 February 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes bicker like an old married couple and speculate about Oscar gold.

SModcast 74: Rurally Gay

Friday, 30 January 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which proctology is discussed at length.

SModcast 73.5: SMod-Half

Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which new ground is temporarily broken at the expense of sound quality.

SModcast 73: Irma-licious

Thursday, 22 January 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which Buddy has a bad day and our heroes are beside themselves at the news... until the Quickening kicks in.

SModcast 72: Hello Dere!

Friday, 16 January 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes entertain any number of homoerotic scenarios.

SModcast 71: Way of the Master

Friday, 9 January 2009 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes take it easy and forget to be funny.

SModcast 70: SMod Bless Us, Everyone!

Wednesday, 24 December 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.

SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2

Monday, 22 December 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes decide to let it ride.

SModcast 68: The Talking Cure, Pt. 1

Monday, 15 December 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes ramble about what went wrong.

SModcast 67: The New Centurions

Friday, 31 October 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes confront the civic perils of making a porno, debate the innocence of youth, discuss the responsibilities of parenthood, witness the genesis of a northern superhero team, and try to unravel the mystery of one boy's vestigal gills.

SModcast 66: Sleipner the Conquerer

Friday, 24 October 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes get political, war the world, and await the annual arrival of Odin.

SModcast 65: Captain Kev and Mister Scott

Friday, 17 October 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes race with the devil, question a non-singing moon-walker, and make contact with the most aloof alien in the galaxy.

SModcast 64: Farewell and Adieu

Friday, 3 October 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.

SModcast 63: SMod-Kushed

Friday, 5 September 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes are joined by their friend Herb.

SModcast 62: The Human Quilt

Friday, 29 August 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.

SModcast 61: "Bridge Beach!"

Friday, 15 August 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes dream of private tutoring, catalogue questionable laws, survive a star cros't love affair, rally against lawn art, and unwittingly seduce a funny-book merchant.

SModcast 60: The Clone War

Friday, 8 August 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes marvel over Pillow Babies, thwart an attack by Stalin's man-apes, and face off over the love of a human Xerox.

SModcast 59: Frosh Meat

Friday, 1 August 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes battle bargain-hunters, jealous lovers, the danger of dills, and misty, water-colored memories of the way they were.

SModcast 58: Kodachrome

Friday, 25 July 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk a little shop, muse over collegiate nudes, wax Parisian, and seek salvation in Shrewsbury.

SModcast 57: Terrorist Pizza

Friday, 18 July 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.

SModcast 56: And Now a Word from Our Sponsor

Friday, 11 July 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they'd do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.

SModcast 55: Naked Butz

Friday, 4 July 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.

SModcast 54: SModder's Day

Friday, 20 June 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which, fittingly, our heroes talk about childish things.

SModcast 53: Meat Curtains

Friday, 13 June 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk about beef. Lots.

SModcast 52: The (c)Rapture

Friday, 6 June 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes celebrate a milestone, lament the loss of the ultimate weapon, pit the Christ against the AntiChrist, and plot the most amazing movie ever made.

SModcast 51: Sphincter Fresh

Wednesday, 28 May 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes la-di-da-di, ruminate over good rates for sex, fret over a Nazi-occupied America, and encourage attic nookie.

SModcast 50: Gnome Alone

Friday, 23 May 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.

SModcast 49: Attack of the Banantulas

Thursday, 15 May 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes cock an eye at a prairie legend, fret over eight legged stalkers, fear a Swedish Holocaust, and take issue with the plausibility of singing underwater.

SModcast 48: Massholes

Friday, 9 May 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk about that old time religion, ruminate on the clerical touch, and try to discern the role of the hot tub in Holy Mother Church.

SModcast 47: Destroy All Monsters

Friday, 25 April 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes are visited by a special guest, discuss disturbing defecation, inadvertently brag about the size of a shower, puzzle over plumbing, and muse (or Mewes) about a movie that might've been.

SModcast 46: Mr. Deaves Goes to Town

Friday, 18 April 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes struggle to get the show started, vicariously cruise a gay website, and puzzle over the current state of father/daughter relationships.

SModcast 45: The End of the SMod-fast

Friday, 11 April 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they've been, what they'd do if they were "Lost", and how they ride their mellow.

SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash

Friday, 25 January 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of "Zack and Miri". Plus, a quiz!

SModcast 43: SMorpheus

Friday, 11 January 2008 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes discuss SMod after death, and then descend into the Matrix to determine the reality of PodBabies, post-pod love, virtual weight loss, the power of a crappy life, and whether the virtual world makes a man happier.

SModcast 42: SMerry Christmas

Friday, 28 December 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes ring those silver bells in celebration of the holidays, chatting up all things related to the season, from the little baby Jesus to Conan the Barbarian.

SModcast 41: Honkey!

Friday, 21 December 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes get into a discussion of the white man's lack of reclaimed cultural terms of endearment before launching into an even more in-depth exploration of cultural terminology, try to come up with words to hurt each other, turn their sights on sites that feature comments that aim to be mean for mean's sake, read a very special piece of listener mail, debate the history of the Christmas Tree in relation to self-mutilation, and wrap up with another dip into the SModcast mailbag, the best Oscar's ever, and a Bat-Quickie.

SModcast 40: Ned Smitty

Friday, 14 December 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late 80's convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80's cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness.

SModcast 39: Of Berries And Twigs

Friday, 7 December 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes engage in a frank discussion of inebriation, find out what happens when the Italian Harold decides Maude is a bit too old, and touch on the horrors of Alzheimer's, how to spend your last 48 hours, the passing of Evel, the vindictiveness of jellyfish, and a future after the unkindest cut of all.

SModcast 38: Leeroy Jenkem!

Friday, 23 November 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes embark on not only the happiest, but apparently also the heaviest cruise that ever sailed, flirt with bi-curiosity via RedTube.com, and get high huffing butt-hash.

SModcast 37: In A Row?

Friday, 16 November 2007 00:06:01 -0600

Our heroes go jumbo-length in celebration of an anniversary, using the time to explore a body-snatching scenario and the decision to pod or die, learn the boundaries of a hug, marvel at the cunning of a trapped deer, and plumb the depths of general ignorance.

SModcast 36: I'll Stop the World and Melt with Mewes

Monday, 5 November 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which a pair of relics from mid-90's pop culture talk about getting old and boring, examine the conditions under which sexual congress with the breathing challenged might be acceptable, discuss the alternative brances of a family tree, and take "Paper or plastic?"to a whole new level.

SModcast 35: Dr. Smith & The Medicine Show

Monday, 29 October 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which the Jersey trio dissect each other's pharmaceutical history, probe deep into the mind, make revelations aplenty, and bond on a whole new level.

SModcast 34: Jersey Justice League

Monday, 22 October 2007 00:06:01 -0600

The Heroes of the East convene for a special Jersey roundtable, featuring epic tales of early friendship, "Star Wars" summers, a fecal tooth and a mother's love, a fecal ring quest and a decided lack of love, a friend's betrayal, how old is too old to attend a high school party, how to creep out an elementary school class whilst proposing to your wife, and the misfit zoo. TECHNICAL NOTE: Due to malfunctioning equipment, the sound quality may be a bit wonky - but the stories were just too good to lose.

SModcast 33: Life Of Bryan

Monday, 15 October 2007 00:06:01 -0600

A blast from the (recent) past, in which a guest hero descends to fill the slot of a traveling hero, as the conversation begins with tales of liquid diet depression before turning towards reminiscences of Jersey - of college writing courses, old girlfriends, and Walt's trouble getting paid - before winding up with remembrances of Mewes past.

SModcast 32: I'm No Fool

Monday, 8 October 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes learn to fear a very tiny water-dwelling killer, mark a passing with little pity, discover why a future in food services might not be the path to take, gift Kentucky with a new license plate slogan, wonder as to the whereabouts of beloved fast food icons, and impart a little lesson about common sense.

SModcast 31: Loneliness Of The Long Distance Mosier

Monday, 1 October 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes ponder congress with strangers, arranged marriages, the Byzantine nature of the electoral college, the extent of principles (via the example of crop-shredding, sexually harassing monkeys), Darth Vader alerts, weight maintenance, the supposed joys of running, and climbing Everest.

SModcast 30: Smith and Wesson

Monday, 24 September 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes craft the ultimate form of punishment for a crime ripped from the headlines, debate the implementation and ethics of said ultimate punishment, and then answer questions from SMod fans.

SModcast 29: Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis

Monday, 17 September 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes discuss The Boy Who Lived and the wizarding world way, way too much. SPOILER ALERT: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows" and many others "Potter" books spoiled at great lengths.

SModcast 28: Scottacita Wants a Carnita!

Monday, 10 September 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes marvel at a canine onanist and other dog oddities, dissect barf-jobs, dream of seeing how Cheerios are made, expose the dirty secrets behind the Twinkie and the McDonald's shake, and spend a long time discussing the Twenty Most Bizarre Experiments ever conducted.

SModcast 27: Scott-Land

Monday, 3 September 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which, after too long an absence, Mos finally returns... and has his heterosexuality repeatedly called into question. Also: a contest!

SModcast 26: Beware The Hobo

Monday, 27 August 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which a special guest fills in for one of our heroes, prompting a heavy bout of reminiscences about what kind of purchases can set off parental fisticuffs, how metal is metal, what it means to be man-friends in Jersey, and saying goodbye to 42nd Street - all of which is interjected by a discussion of nature's most evil arachnid.

SModcast 25: Lynching Vixen

Monday, 20 August 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes spend an unhealthy amount of time deconstructing a Rankin Bass classic, do a "Midnight Express" with a pre-street-date DVD, kill a franchise, lament the loss of holiday-programming luster, fail to enjoy adolescent keggers, get the blues at a strip club, miss opportunities to smoke on campus, have their bagged-and-boarded books threatened, and explore the thickest, strongest apron strings in central Jersey.

SModcast 24: Rigg-er, Please!

Monday, 13 August 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which the manager of a comic book emporium and a Canadian infamous for overstatement join forces with a newly-minted senior citizen to discuss past mistakes and the fallout of waging body parts, robotic scat games, hipping-up that which doesn't require hipping-up, a drug-free "Underdog", lying to customers, unlikely music to shop/screw to, the average length of straight sex vs. gay sex, and wax rhapsodic about one of the greatest action-movies-starring-a-guy-who-later-went-bat-sh-- ever made.

SModcast 23: Good Vibrations

Monday, 6 August 2007 00:06:01 -0600

The re-return of the distaff, in which our heroes discuss Canadian lockdown & toilet hijinks, reminisce about coming for the first time and losing it in a small town, get all "Sex And The City", cross the point of no return, make note of body types and what city is best for them, decry the bane that is Star Tours, discuss how many kinds of wonderful the "Simpsons" premiere was, and find new lines to cross.

SModcast 22: Schwalcast

Monday, 30 July 2007 00:06:01 -0600

The return of the distaff, in which our heroes talk about the likelihood of running into former intimates at ComiCon, the bending of the space/time continuum in an effort to bed a younger version of your spouse, why divorce is not an option, inappropriate hugging of the famous, Marion Ravenwood: gender traitor, shame-shorts, insecurities both founded and unfounded, middle-aged proms, the world wide hairshirt, and Shecky...

SModcast 21: Little Outhouse on the Prairie

Monday, 23 July 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which the patriarchy is restored and our heroes discuss a wide range of topics like Flushable Moist Wipes, the triumphant advent of Flushable Moist Wipes, the historical significance of Flushable Moist Wipes, dry corncobs vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, magic ice boxes vs. Flushable Moist Wipes, and "Heroes".

SModcast 20: Here Comes the Bride

Monday, 16 July 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which the sausage party is crashed by a sausage patty, the feminine touch is heavily felt throughout, a de facto marriage counseling session ensues, uncomfortable sexual revelations are made, and made, and made some more.

SModcast 19: We Owe It All to Nook-Nook

Monday, 10 July 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes broadcast from a talking house, get their Trek on, briefly interrupt the proceedings to do some work, suss out why they never abused the casting couch, debate an indecent proposal, brag about oral proficiencies gone to waste, marvel over the frigid, define love, and hail the first cro-magnon sexual astronaut.

SModcast 18: White Flight

Monday, 2 July 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes get out of the office, debate purchasing a helper monkey, live free and "Die Hard", get cut off in one-mile-an-hour traffic, investigate three generations of road rage, delve into the casual racism of old-timers, go "prison" with ice hooks and baseball bats, reveal mob ties, identify functioning alcoholics, reveal their hill-people secret origins, drink in the parking lot, learn the difference between "blue collar" and "white trash", and get an iPhone.

SModcast 17: Doctor Poo

Monday, 25 June 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes accept the fact that they listen to "the oldies", reminisce about a non-dry "Strike Back" set, figure out how they got west, toy with the notion of buying their childhood home, prematurely bury Ed McMahon, pull a multi-person Matt Hooper, and wrap up with a lot of scat-chat.

SModcast 16: Bungpiece.com

Monday, 18 June 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes rock some poker in the back (and liquor up front), opt to talk about the previous SModcast in lieu of new topics, enter "Jaws" as a length of measurement, enjoy an impromptu visit from a cinematic stoner and discuss his spicey endorsement prospects, try to wheel and deal for a starring role as a gay hustler, and enjoy looking at underwear.

SModcast 15: The Pretty-Good Worker

Monday, 11 June 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which things go back to normal and our heroes discuss the passing of a bear-like legend, ruminate on the emotional and physical perils of pet ownership, confess to being cat people, fret over Weiners hunting weiners, become the Jolie of dog adoption, and incur the wrath of all right-thinking and decent people by spending nearly an hour trying to figure out whether Helen Keller was truly impaired or just party to an elaborate ruse.

SModcast 14: On Guard For Thee

Monday, 4 June 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes cross the border with a guest from the True North, analyze the "Loose Change" of UFOs, posit that even unidentified species worship the Devils, lament the loss of Bigfoot, question Nessie's diet, theorize how the Republicans can take the White House for the next one hundred terms, and reveal Canada's greatest shame.

SModcast 13: SFodcast (or SWodcast)

Monday, 28 May 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which a hero falls... and gets temporarily replaced by a guest host, one man's trash becomes another man's trash at the local flea market, life behind a comic book store counter is brought to life with tales of a questionable customer base, and the war against the aggressors from the stars gains a production assistant.

SModcast 12: A Fat Kenickie

Monday, 7 May 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes tread the boards and let loose their inner-gay via a prolonged discussion about their Broadway experiences, hold their "Damned" nut, show a lack of respect for tenth grade Thornton Wilder, try to put Snoopy in the pound, get "Grease"-y, dramatize comic books, prevent Mewes from shanking a non-comics fan with a somewhat legal stiletto, fret where the Fourth Reich will emanate from, sort out Kevindia’s geopolitical impact on the continent of Mosieria, and overuse the term "moxie".

SModcast 11: A Fistful of Shame

Monday, 30 April 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk interstellar joyrides, hotel-stays of yore, the perils of travel abroad, plus-sized swimwear, the best "Jaws" documentary ever made, day trips to death camps, and being brat-deep in a jungfrau.

SModcast 10: Eating a Chicken's Soul

Monday, 23 April 2007 00:06:01 -0600

In which our heroes chat coiffure, get into some weight-y issues, hatch a seminal diet, order a dollar's worth of fish, fear the sea, pinpoint the indignity of shark attacks, and fear bears, dinosaurs, and the duplicity of the fowl.

SModcast 9: Red, White, But Never Blue, eh.

Monday, 9 April 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes pitch Canada on a new national slogan, suck off "Grindhouse", predict a world gone mad in which the deaf prey on the blind, figure out that "Planet of the Apes" was more than an hour long, delve further into Scott's home(s) and garden, revisit the skittish Wolfie, tell a tale of cross-breed passion betwixt a giant Yellow Lab and a miniature Dachshund, define the human cassolette, reveal dental hygiene as foreplay in the Smith household, pinpoint the time of day they're more likely to couple, brainstorm an exercise regiment that's predicated on murder, and find themselves troubled by the notion of fun.

SModcast 8: The Entirely Too Over-Long Episode

Tuesday, 3 April 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes puzzle over the merits of Rich Little and Danny Gans, review a foreign ruler's take on cinema, go on about Kev's "Reaper" stint for awhile, discuss working for The Man, assess whether or not they've become whores, touch on what it's like for Mos to be the Green Goblin's kid's henchman, talk about editing-for-hire on "Who's Your Caddy?", and wrap up about twenty minutes later than they should've.

SModcast 7: An Icelander Showing You Your Own Beating Heart

Monday, 26 March 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes marvel over the success of "Wild Hogs", discuss theater-jumping with parental consent, lament a child's lack of keys, talk about Scott's sister yet again, fear sleeping on a foreigner's couch, puzzle over the chicken-hawk compulsion to be featured on "Dateline", show no interest in sex with teenagers, and have fun but don't run.

SModcast 6: Inverted Nipples

Monday, 19 March 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes lament the death of a cinema legend, discuss the dead and other threats to the environment, analyze where billionaire authors' biggest nut comes from, catch up with Potise while constantly incorrectly referring to Arnold's as Al's, reminisce about scholastic achievements, search for insight into an ex-girlfriend's mother's motivation in penning a very damning note, and get steamy with tales of teenage heavy petting.

SModcast 5: Nipples You Can Hang a Coat On

Monday, 12 March 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk poker and casino etiquette, analyze Mos's frugality and greener instrincts as well as his corn-oil burnin' car, chat about their missed moment of Oscar glory, muse about the danger of mouth-breathers at a comic book convention, come clean with tales of unsolicited homoerotic escapades from their youth, and refuse to shower in gym.

SModcast 4: Can I Get a (Masturbatory) Witness?

Monday, 5 March 2007 00:12:01 -0600

In which our heroes talk results, regrets, and rejoicements in relation to the Academy Awards, name-drop Scorsese like it'll get 'em laid, struggle to remember Illeana Douglas's name, reminisce about celebrity sightings and marvel over the need of the famous to eat, crack on “Krull”, ruminate on the men they'd concede to being rump-wrangled by, reveal the secret origin of Mos's middle initial, talk mysticism, Indian fakirs and Jesus's junk, bitch about why “In Search Of…” would never work in the age of the internet, discuss Mos's directorial aspirations, and unmask Kev's deepest shame (of the week).

SModcast 3: Sex and Violence and Bathrobes

Monday, 19 February 2007 12:01:00 -0600

In which our heroes plot to bilk the innocent out of a buck a pop, reminisce about an over-crowded condo, spend far too much time dreaming up the ultimate guest list, finally reveal the horrifying tale (tail?) of the Dog Fight, relive their own bloodiest battles, make with talk of a first handy, and recall a homoerotic adventure that finds two teens partially disrobing, strictly for the sake of boyhood shenanigans.

SModcast 2: A Dubious Super-Power

Monday, 12 February 2007 12:01:00 -0600

In which our heroes ponder about C U Next Tuesdays, discuss the death of a human train wreck, compare amateur porn to Elmo, create a platform for Walt Flanagan's mayoral candidacy, contemplate dalliances with the famous, do bad Salma Hayek impressions, and discern exactly how spineless the fat one is as they relate tales of criminal victimization in major metropolitan areas.

SModcast 1: Fisting Flipper

Monday, 5 February 2007 12:01:00 -0600

In which our heroes primarily puzzle over when "Oriental" became a derogatory term, as well as touch on the following subjects: the very tall, “Pump Up the Volume”, parental groping, the detritus that gets washed off a newborn, the notion of a Birth-Day celebration, mobile units, bear bars, and Wolfie.