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2009-07-02T04:01:00.001-07:00

It's on again this fall. Football, beer, bratwursts, online poker and free mobneys. 100% Reload Bonus available now for existing players. 110% initial deposit bonus, up to $500 for new players. Get your game on.

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What the Best Online Casinos Have That Bad Ones Do Not

2009-07-01T01:03:00.000-07:00

It's impossible to surf the net without coming across online casino advertisements. The casino industry has taken the world wide web by storm. And the online casinos really know how to market! Some are even aggressive with their marketing tactics. Those who enjoy playing and gambling really don't...

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Aussie, Aussie, Aussie

2009-06-30T11:19:00.000-07:00

One of the biggest online poker rooms, 888 poker offers an online community for Australian players. Games include Texas Hold'em, Omaha hi/lo and Stud. Casino type games are also offered as well as bingo and sports betting. 888 offers a 100% initial deposit bonus up to $400. Live poker games are...

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Bodog 2009 Mini Series Starts July 3rd

2009-06-15T15:14:00.000-07:00

Special prizes will be awarded to the top 9 finishers on the tournament leaderboard for Bodog's annual online poker series. Prizes 1st place grand prize: One of the FIRST seats to the 2010 WSOP* Main Event and one of the first Team Bodog 2010 memberships (a prize package worth $12,000). 2nd and...

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Bodog Announces Service for Canadian Players

2009-06-02T04:13:00.000-07:00

Bodog recently announced service for players in the great white north coming this fall. I've moved my blog to PokerAffliction.com Redirect your readers, viewers and browsers there. Please update your blogrolls, PokerAffliction needs link luv. Thanks for reading.

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Register for this Sunday's Big Game Mulligan!

2009-05-26T13:40:00.000-07:00

The Big Game Mulligan starts 1hr after Don's Big Game (22:30pm ET/5-31) . Same structure, $40 buy-in. The asshat frat crew will be live on BDR. pw = vegas

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- 1 in the BBT4 TOC

2009-05-20T22:39:00.000-07:00

i got very lucky at the final table to pick up KK > QQ > JJ to triple up early. then later picked up AA > QQ. I coolered Bessin with KT vs K9 on a KK-x flop 3 handed, very next hand i pick up KJo vs Shabaz K6s and that was that. My 2nd mOokiement win during BBT4.

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In a helluva quandry

2009-05-20T03:12:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure if i've figured out how to play bloggaments or if i'm worse at pokah. Somehow i've donked my way to back2back2back final tables this week. I final tabled the BritDonkament Sunday, Riverchasers Monday and NoSkillz Tuesday finishing 2nd, 7th and 3rd respectively. Although respect/skill...

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Check Raising the Devil

2009-05-13T02:07:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I received my copy of Mike Matusow’s biography, “Check Raising the Devil”. I got through the first 6 chapters relatively quickly and look forward to finishing it this week. I’ve always admired Mike as a tournament player. He’s well known for his tournament blow ups but he’s had a lot...

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Mom and Dad...

2009-05-10T11:31:00.000-07:00

I put a few thoughts down here I wanted to share with you and Dad but never seemed to make the time. I've always been really bad about that. Although like most kids, I had some difficult times growing up. I still feel like I had the best childhood a kid could ever hope for. You and pops always...

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i seriously hate losing

2009-05-07T03:47:00.000-07:00

but 2nd isn't terrible, especially after coming into the final table 5th in chips.... and after this i got deepish in MiniFTOPS #1 too (over 14000 runners) pokah is ez sometimes.

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Do poker players really cry about a tuna jingle?

2009-05-03T23:04:00.000-07:00

apparently, the answer is yes but only on Celebrity Apprentice. Have you ever seen someone eat a hamburger with a fork? I took Tina to Tommy's Burger for the first time Saturday. Tommy's is well known for lopping a huge scoop of chili on their burgers making for a delicious mess. Unfortunately,...

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Durrr is a sicko and Lederer is a nit

2009-04-29T04:03:00.000-07:00

I've been watching some episodes of High Stakes Poker Season 5 on youtube and definitely enjoying it. Durrr is a beast but i still think he doesn't make it to the 2nd break in a bloggament since no one folds. I've also been playing more MTT's lately. I had a pretty bad cash game downswing in Feb...

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Apples and Oranges

2009-04-24T13:51:00.000-07:00

chip counts at crash time (heisted from Al's blog). 1. Dr. Pauly - 104,891 2. veryjosie - 30,175 3. xXGetLuckyXx - 26,695 4. noollab - 24,849 5. ElSnarfGrande - 22,490 6. MaggieO - 20,720 7. Drizztdj - 19,180 Does anyone believe Pauly would want to chop for the TOC seat when he's got a 3.5x-1...

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Bonus offers

2009-04-24T13:47:00.000-07:00

If you are thinking about visiting Full Tilt Poker today, make sure you use a Full Tilt Poker Bonus Code in order to receive a $600 bonus with your first deposit. Full Tilt Poker is the top rated online poker room in the world. Come play with Phil Ivey, Mike the Mouth, and hundreds of other famous...

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the crack cocaine of tournament poker

2009-04-23T03:07:00.000-07:00

Call them what you want, super-turbo, hyper-turbo, ass-on-fire turbo. bottom line is you're playing push/pray poker from the get go. skill? only skill you need in this game is to catch cards early, shove and hope for the best cuz that pipe doesn't come around soon enough. less than 20 mins to...

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Bodog Poker Open III Series Starts Sunday April 26th

2009-04-20T00:38:00.000-07:00

Bodog is launching their biggest online series ever Sunday April 26th with 3 series’ running concurrently to fit everyone’s bankroll. Bodog Poker will kick off the third edition of its popular Bodog Poker Open Series (BPO III) with $75k added to the Championship Series prize pool. Bodog Poker has...

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Poker Tournament Overlays

2009-04-09T22:49:00.000-07:00

I recently came across a utility called "Overlay Notifier" which runs on your toolbar and notifies you when an upcoming tournament has an overlay. The screenshot above shows a tournament is about to start on Bodog Poker @ 10pm PST with a 44% overlay. It also shows the buy-in, gtd prize pool and...

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This helps the cause a little

2009-03-31T23:34:00.000-07:00

I've been deep in Bodog's 6k Guarantee a few times before, bubbling just before the final table. This time around I ran pretty hot when we got down to 3 tables and was able to carry it thru to a win. But it wasn't easy. I got HU against a maniac on my left that was giving me trouble at the final...

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what a crappy week

2009-03-30T21:00:00.000-07:00

I haven't done shit in BBT4 except tilt since my mOOkie win. in fact, i've been running pretty bad as of late. i decided to see if i could put together some profit by playing a bunch of $15+1 STT's after reading what this guy did. did i say guy? i meant machine. To say i'm in the middle of a...

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white belt or orange belt???

2009-03-24T04:04:00.000-07:00

although i found a way into the TOC, apparently i still like to torture myself in BBT tournaments and somehow the TOC is getting stacked. it's not gonna be an easy field to maneuver. i expect to get tilted at my table draw from the get go like last time around. question of the week: have you been...

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Mookie BBT4 win recap (uberpost)

2009-03-19T18:49:00.000-07:00

My starting table consisted of (going clockwise starting on my left) Iakaris, Scottc25, NZGreen, Kalspeed, Dueyv9, Muhctim, Bayne_s and SmBoatDrinks. It turned out to be a pretty tough table with NZGreen and Kalspeed on my left picking up some chips early and raising / reraising quite often. I bled...

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finally made my way out of BBT purgatory

2009-03-18T22:46:00.000-07:00

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some things change and some remain the same

2009-03-16T11:06:00.000-07:00

I drove down to Oceanside Saturday to try a few sats into Ocean's 11 30k guarantee on Sunday. That turned out to be a big waste of time. i whiffed 3 sats losing 4 out of 5 aipf races. I have not run good the last few trips down to O'11, not even avg. I'm starting to rethink the whole satellite...

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Back to my old donking grounds

2009-03-13T02:56:00.000-07:00

Ocean's 11 has a $30k guaranteed tournament this Sunday with satellites running Saturday. The direct buy-in is $300+30 with $60 single table satellites. The single table satellites start 10 handed with the top 3 spots getting paid ($330/$110/$90). I played my very 1st live tournament at Ocean's 11...

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