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Three Wise Men Episode Six: Lockdown Woes and Carrot Evacuations

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 17:03:00 +0000

The Three Wise Men have returned! Pete D. Gaskell, Dave Bond & Andy Johannesen are back to update everyone of their whereabouts and what-fors, including getting lots of lockdown-related issues off their chests...and Andy takes the opportunity to describe stool samples in excruciating detail...
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Of Death By Surprise And The Unexpected Joys of Supermarket Car Parks

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sun, 08 Mar 2020 18:00:00 +0000

We’re back! Pete D. Gaskell is joined by Dave Bond, Adi Anhang, Amy Walker & Al Galpin with an all-new raw and uncut episode! Together, they:

- Find out more about our guests in Guest-ions
- Pete interjects with a very short new audio feature, Ho Hum
- Learn about medieval causes of death and bizarre remedies
- And rail against the state of the world in Higher or Lower!

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Of Anal Arachnid Attack and The Sad Bullseye Theme

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 15:14:00 +0000

It's time for some more crazy antics as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games in the new episode of our flagship show! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by guests Chris Haigh and Glenn Jakeman, and together they:

- Learn about the sad Bullseye theme and a marathon-running dog in Fact of the Day;
- Recoil in horror from stories involving penis bandits and bog-roll death spiders in Wankety Wank;
- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, which this week are 24 hours of Toto's Africa, and an all-can-you-eat buffet taken literally in The World of Weird;
- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!

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Three Wise Men: Episode Five: The Fantastical Future of Crazy Golf

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 15:11:00 +0000

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Andy Johannesen and Spindles - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!
In tonight's show, Andy goes overboard in his futuristic rebranding of the intricacies of mini golf, causing a meltdown from the other gentlemen, and Pete reveals his gentlemanly credentials at last, plus much more in the ways of madness...

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Smorgasbored Episode Two: Of Turkey Tickling And The Military Might of Pepsi

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Wed, 08 Aug 2018 12:19:00 +0000

Get ready for some more crazy antics as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games in the new episode of our flagship show! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by legendary guests Chris "Hellblazerbiz" Gordon, Chris Haigh & Andy Johannesen, and together they:

- Learn about Sean Connery's toupee and the miitary power of Pepsi in Fact of the Day;
- Recoil in horror from stories involving turkey fondling and the rampant activities of a Gareth Southgate lookalike in Wankety Wank;
- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the handheld B.O. detector and possibly the worst burglary attempt of all time in The World of Weird;
- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!

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Smorgasbored: Of The Perils of Portability And Exploding Sex Arses

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sun, 08 Jul 2018 22:14:00 +0000

We're back! The flagship show returns with a new format, but the same absolute madness as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by perennial favourite guests Adi Anhang, Dave Bond & Amy Walker, and together, they:

- Learn about ET & moustachioed toads amongst others in Fact of the Day;
- Recoil in horror from stories involving exploding sex arses and the annual Pool Balls Up The Bum contest in Wankety Wank;
- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the lifestory of the inventor of Neuticles and Pete finds out that portability isn't what he thinks it is in The World of Weird;
- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!

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Three Wise Men Episode Four: The Hidden Subtext of Werther's Originals

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:57:00 +0000

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Robert Haas & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!
In tonight's show, Robert reveals his astonishing multicultural background, Andrew revokes his Doctor's licence, and Dave falls down a Werther's Originals adverts rabbit hole amongst much, much more!

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Three Wise Men Episode Three: Erotic Cave Art for Emergencies

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sat, 19 May 2018 00:52:00 +0000

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Andy Johannesen & The Phranchize - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!
In tonight's show, Dave reveals his surprising confession regarding the song Renegade Master, Phranchize unveils his aversion to eating with his hands, and Andy attempts to record an entire episode without mentioning swimming amongst much, much more!

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Three Wise Men Episode Two: The Sock Vagina Substitute

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sun, 22 Apr 2018 18:44:00 +0000

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Spud Murphy & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they field questions on topics all and sundry!
In tonight's show, Dave reveals his unfamiliarity with sock masturbation techniques, Spud explains the perils of bus-based boners, and Dr. Corvero describes why you should wet yourself in an avalanche...amongst much, much more!

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Funny Old Game Episode One: Why Doesn't Phil Jones Morris Dance?

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sun, 01 Apr 2018 18:12:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Terry Duffelen & Spud Murphy as they discuss the weird week in sport!
Today, we dissect:
- Rolling substitutions and is offside in football really necessary?
- Floyd Mayweather: Moneybags Newcastle owner?
- Sports people crossing sports - Usain Bolt & Rio Ferdinand
- Transfer announcement videos/posters
- Bizarre own goals
- And #QOTW - what is the best sporting tradition?

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Smorgasbored Interviews...Kobi Omenaka!

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Fri, 30 Mar 2018 14:59:00 +0000

In the first of a new batch of interviews with top podcasters, Pete sits down to grill Kobi Omenaka, host of Flixwatcher and The Wire: Stripped, in a way that only Smorgi can...

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Three Wise Men Episode One: The Latex Monster of Coniston Water

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Thu, 29 Mar 2018 18:49:00 +0000

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Chris Haigh & Andy Johannesen - as they field questions on topics all and sundry!
In tonight's show, Dave debates the correct office morning routine, Chris wonders what it is that attracts straight men to women, and Andy regales us on the perils of swimming in open waters...amongst much, much more!

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Smorgasbored Daily: 30/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Tue, 30 Jan 2018 17:45:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Jack Gawn & Brendan Gylee as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - ever-changing football badges/kits, self-checkouts (again), job site alerts & YouTube monetization
Weird News - hermaphrodog, cancer sex & Barney the sex dinosaur
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 25/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Thu, 25 Jan 2018 16:29:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Spindles as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - odd ringtones, online petitions, & adverts in videos
Weird News - positively worded weather forecasts, inaccurately cut bread rolls & a time traveller tells all!
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 23/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Wed, 24 Jan 2018 13:48:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Anhang & Dave Bond as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - energy drinks, mental health perception, and Dave goes meta!
Weird News - after-disaster porn, the woman who never showers, and finding the Goldilocks condom
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 19/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Thu, 18 Jan 2018 16:44:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Terry Duffelen & Glenn Jakeman as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - constant napping, proof is not in the pudding, and tourists on the Tube
Weird News - Cat sniffing, black puddings to the rescue & chicken nugget tasters
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link - microphones to male pattern baldness & GPs to X-rated films

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Smorgasbored Daily: 17/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Tue, 16 Jan 2018 23:56:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Rob Wade & Amy Walker as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - poisonous fandoms, shrinking chocolate bars & Facebook
Weird News - The portaloo hiding runner, the woman who loves Tetris and the recycled spit-wine industry
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

Smorgasbored Daily: 12/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sat, 13 Jan 2018 01:19:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Brendan Gylee & Peff Soulsby as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - buses, self-checkouts and automated ticket machines
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Stolen urinals, a new take on Noah's Ark, and a fart-o-meter
The Weirdest Link

Smorgasbored Daily: 10/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Wed, 10 Jan 2018 19:07:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen & Chris Byrne as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - Complaining about complaining about strikes and self-checkouts
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Coffee enemas, a man's naked Viagra-fuelled rampage in an airport, and a baby poo monitor
The Weirdest Link - DVDs to bingo & Dale Winton to cross-country running

Smorgasbored Daily: 9/1/18

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Tue, 09 Jan 2018 15:02:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Haigh & Adi Anhang in the first Daily show of the New Year as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - New Year date mix-ups, New Year New Me, and illness
Wankety Wank
Weird News - New Year's Eve celebrations to the max, someone else's drugs up the bum, and Hollow Earth Theory
The Weirdest Link - rubbish to autobiographies & toddlers to champagne

The Time Travellers: The Sensorites, Part Two

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Tue, 02 Jan 2018 17:23:00 +0000

This week, Pete D. Gaskell, Carolyn Forward, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Andy Johannesen conclude their adventure with the Sensorites!
Covers Episodes 4-6 of "The Sensorites".
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Smorgasbored Christmas Special 2017!

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Mon, 25 Dec 2017 13:52:00 +0000

Pete is joined by Dave Bond, Chris Haigh, Adi Anhang, Dr. Andrew Corvero, Amy Walker & Rob Wade for a feast of festive fun, including silly games, songs, panto and more!

Smorgasbored Daily: 17/12/17

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Mon, 18 Dec 2017 18:00:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Glenn Jakeman & Toffa from The Master Debaters as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - Which celebrity should never be allowed to rap?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Man flu is real, sky-diving Santa accidents, and more detail on the naked restaurant
Rather Palaver - lick peanut better from a hairy stomach or a dead cow?

Smorgasbored Daily: 15/12/17

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Sat, 16 Dec 2017 22:26:00 +0000

Pete D. Gaskell is joined by Liam & The Phranchize from The Happy Accident Podcast once again, and together, they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What would you train a monkey to do?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - handlebar moustache tattoo, kids working as Batman, and sex with ghosts
Rather Palaver - lose your testicles or half your penis?

Smorgasbored Daily: 12/12/17

smorgasboredpod@gmail.com (Smorgasbored) — Wed, 13 Dec 2017 14:15:00 +0000

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Ahnang & Fran Kilshaw as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best snack food ever?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Quorn's dodgy packaging, poo raining from the skies, and poo-powered astronauts
Rather Palaver - no fingers or no toes?