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Toad The Getaway Driver [Video]

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 04:09:51 +0000

Regular getaway drivers are so 2000 and LATE. We need a REAL driver to get the job done. Toad from Super Mario Bros takes on the role of The Transporter in this funny parody video from Robot Chicken. I’M THE BEST!

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6 Fictional Stores That Should Be Real

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 01:18:24 +0000

Have you ever seen a fake store on a TV show or at the movies and thought, “Wow, I would so much rather have that in my town than 16 Starbucks and the abandoned Blockbusters Video that now just smells of hobo pee”? Well, whether you’re looking for a nice place to eat or a weird place to pick up magical constipation powder, here is a list of fictional stores that would do any real shopping center proud.

7 Worst Cartoon Teachers

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 22:13:35 +0000

Watching a cartoon is supposed to be a fun escape from your real world problems. When I was in school, most of my real world problems involved having to deal with terrible teachers every day. It's really sad when you are 10 years old and regularly outsmart your adult teachers. I grew up in the South so the only requirement to teach was that you had to be able to read at a 5th grade level be able to count to numbers higher than the amount of fingers and toes you have. Here are the worst cartoon teachers.

6 Totally Wrong Early Predictions About The Internet

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 19:45:40 +0000

Before the Internet became everything for everybody, a lot of people thought it would be something else entirely. Here are just a few predictions of what a future (read: present) online world would look like...

The new Internet will maintain old gender roles

Funniest Pics Of Guns Replaced By Thumbs Up!

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 02:30:42 +0000

Violence’s natural enemy is positive reinforcement… and next to the hug, nothing is more postiive than the THUMBS UP! The blog THUMBS & AMMO replaces those nasty guns with the much more cheerful and friendly THUMBS UP. Everybody wins!

Kristen Stewart Wins An Award For Acting, Somehow

Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:40:56 +0000

The Nickelodeon Kid's Choice Awards are the only awards show where kids get to pick who wins.

Proving that kids are idiots, last year's best actor award went to "grumpy cat" and the best actress award went to, and I quote, "ice cream!"
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21 Images That Seemingly Defy The Laws Of Physics

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:02:17 +0000

Mind. Blown. Stop breaking physics, people!!

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20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets

Zach Ames — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 23:53:09 +0000

There are hilarious and awesome things being posted on Twitter all the time by celebrities. There are also some incredibly dumb tweets. The one thing that is important to remember is that everyone on this list has more followers than you or I will ever have. So that makes them better than us, right? Here are the dumbest celebrity tweets.

This Man Is A Better Dancer Than You

Desismosh — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 18:11:53 +0000

Don't let this guy's round belly fool you! He's got swagger. He's got moves like Jagger...whatever that means. He is a better dancer than you. Check it out and see!

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Punday: Nintendo

Desismosh — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 17:03:52 +0000

From the NES to the U, we spell out another round of Nintendo puns.

Celebrities I Would Want As My Mentor

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 20:30:14 +0000

Growing up to be a productive person is really hard. Like, really really hard. Teachers can tell you what to memorize, and parents can tell you what NOT to do, but if you have a specific dream, you probably could use a MENTOR. ACUVUE® has created the 1-DAY Contest featuring celebrity mentors like Demi Lovato, Joe Jonas, Dwight Howard & Shay Mitchell who will spend a day mentoring a teen and giving them the tools to get them one step closer to their 1-DAY dream!

Taturday! Cute Zelda Tattoos!

Mikey McCollor — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 17:02:17 +0000

Legend of Zelda hero Link has oscillated between being a cute little cartoon guy looking for his pal Zelda and a grown-up, mature badass looking to kill that SOB Gannon who took his girl. And that Link makes me uncomfortable, you know? It's like, chill out dude. You live in a world where hearts pop out of the ground and shopkeepers are cool with you coming in and breaking all their pots. Your life is pretty sweet. That's why today, we're focusing on the CUTE Legend of Zelda tattoos!

Mario's Castle Collaboration

Desismosh — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 18:52:45 +0000

An amazing animation collaboration that pays tribute to Bigfoot3290's Castle Calamity. Watch as Mario attempts to destroy the castle...unsuccessfully over and over again. D'OH!

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Smosh Schedule for PLAYLIST LIVE 2013

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 19:36:43 +0000

Hey everybody!

If you are going to Playlist Live this year, and are interested in meeting Anthony Padilla and Ian Hecox, here's the schedule below for their signings/meetups. Stop by, say hello, and try not to get lost in Ian's crystal blue eyes or Anthony's crystal dark hair.

6 Superpowers It Would Suck To Have

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 20:38:59 +0000

We've all dreamed about being a superhero when we were little kids. I know I did. I would wish that a truck full of radioactive waste would crash in to my house or I'd find a magic amulet lodged inside a tree. It never happened. I wanted a superpower so bad that I didn't even care what power it was. Now as an adult, I've come to realize that most superpowers would actually be really inconvenient and lame if you had to deal with having them all the time. Here are superpowers that would suck to have.

90's Toys That Are Due For A Comeback

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:48:52 +0000

If you’re anything like me, you’ve blocked out the vast majority of your childhood memories. The memories you’ve kept, however, probably all have something to do with either receiving or playing with a sick-ass toy. Not only did the sick-ass toys of our youths keep us from interrupting mom during Margarita Mondays with the gals, they taught us a few things about life – valuable lessons that the selfish little twerps of today could surely use. Straight up, these 90’s toys need to be brought back from the dead ASAP.

24 Funny Examples Of Video Game Logic

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 18:20:10 +0000

When you are playing a video game, you have to suspend your sense of disbelief a little. I mean, come on, if there really were dragons, would yelling “FUS ROH DAH” at them REALLY do anything? (I’ve tried it a pigeon and it did NOTHING.) However, sometimes things don’t make sense, even by the rules of the game you are playing. We call that VIDEO GAME LOGIC.

8 Jokes You Won't Believe They Got Away With On Drake & Josh

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 21:46:07 +0000

I've painstakingly documented the filthy innuendo in iCarly and Victorious, now it's Drake and Josh's turn! I'm like the premiere scientific researcher in the field of dirty jokes on TV aimed at teens. My mom must be so proud! Here's 8 naughty jokes you won't believe they got away with on Drake and Josh. Or maybe you will believe it, because you're already jaded and cynical at a very young age.

18 People Caught Lying On Facebook

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 23:34:43 +0000

Totally BUSTED!

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15 Extremely Emo Animals

Sat, 23 Mar 2013 03:07:16 +0000

What exactly is EMO? For most people, it’s angsty teens who are in touch with their own feelings, especially feelings of alienation and sadness. But there’s more to EMO than just sadness. There’s also the hair. (Although, according to YouTube, some people can rock an emo flap and not actually be emo. I bet this is true.) These funny animals are filled with angst, and they have the haircuts to match.