Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms http://sms-jokes.net Sms Jokes Funny Sms Jokes Love Sms Adult Sms Jokes Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:35:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Sms-jokesnethttp://feedburner.google.com Police to Mujrim http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/5W6IJezInoI/police-to-mujrim-298.htm http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms-2/police-to-mujrim-298.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:35:44 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/adult-sms/police-to-mujrim-298.htm Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

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Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Screen Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/still-smiling-296.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/still-smiling-296.htm kitne haseen hai aap http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/h7XQwmWsY8Y/kitne-haseen-hai-aap-294.htm http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/kitne-haseen-hai-aap-294.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:32:55 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=294 kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,
gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/kitne-haseen-hai-aap-294.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/kitne-haseen-hai-aap-294.htm Fizao mai tum ho http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/G9f9bbkGHCk/fizao-mai-tum-ho-292.htm http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/fizao-mai-tum-ho-292.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:31:35 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=292 Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/fizao-mai-tum-ho-292.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/fizao-mai-tum-ho-292.htm Jab teri yad aati hai http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/vW12Ix64uao/jab-teri-yad-aati-hai-290.htm http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/jab-teri-yad-aati-hai-290.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:29:55 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=290 Jab teri yad aati hai,

to tera sms Pad leta hu.

jab tujhe dekhna ho

to ankhe band kar leta hu.

jab teri awaz sunnahi ho

to raste me kute ko laat mar deta hu.

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/jab-teri-yad-aati-hai-290.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/jab-teri-yad-aati-hai-290.htm 4 roses, just for you! http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/4_FLZo0C9X4/4-roses-just-for-you-288.htm http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/4-roses-just-for-you-288.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:28:32 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=288 4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/4-roses-just-for-you-288.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms/4-roses-just-for-you-288.htm Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/fJP9xeWNP30/ek-bar-body-ke-parts-ki-meeting-hui-286.htm http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms-2/ek-bar-body-ke-parts-ki-meeting-hui-286.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:27:44 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=286 Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui,
sabi aaye par Lun nahi aya sabi
hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya
bad may pata laga Lun to msg pad raga hai.

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms-2/ek-bar-body-ke-parts-ki-meeting-hui-286.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/funny-sms-2/ek-bar-body-ke-parts-ki-meeting-hui-286.htm Koi saheli nahi to na sahi http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/yog9p4MfiUE/koi-saheli-nahi-to-na-sahi-284.htm http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/koi-saheli-nahi-to-na-sahi-284.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:26:43 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=284 Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya…

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/koi-saheli-nahi-to-na-sahi-284.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/koi-saheli-nahi-to-na-sahi-284.htm No visits… no calls.. no sms… http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/5ktDUCA_svI/no-visits-no-calls-no-smss-282.htm http://sms-jokes.net/uncategorized/no-visits-no-calls-no-smss-282.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:25:02 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/uncategorized/no-visits-no-calls-no-smss-282.htm No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?

]]> http://sms-jokes.net/uncategorized/no-visits-no-calls-no-smss-282.htm/feed 0 http://sms-jokes.net/uncategorized/no-visits-no-calls-no-smss-282.htm Log kehte hain ke khuda ney aapko http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/Sms-jokesnet/~3/mPiDaXQDSX0/log-kehte-hain-ke-khuda-ney-aapko-280.htm http://sms-jokes.net/insult-sms/log-kehte-hain-ke-khuda-ney-aapko-280.htm#comments Thu, 22 Apr 2010 10:23:51 +0000 admin http://sms-jokes.net/?p=280 Log kehte hain ke khuda ney aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hoga…. ”
simple si baat hai,
faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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