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Always…miss u

2009-11-12T23:36:00.000-08:00

if i would know that im gonna die tomorrow, i’ll spend
23 hours with u & if u wonder what about the last hour..
in that i’ll find someone
who can take care of u…love you always…miss u..

Nights

2009-11-12T23:31:00.000-08:00

When nights are long and friends are few…
I sit alone and think of you…With lovely heart
and silent tear…All I wish is
u to be here….miss you !!!!!

Wonderful

2009-11-12T23:30:00.002-08:00

I used to think that the world is so unfair,
that it gave me so many reasons to hate it.
But now, how can I hate such a wonderful
world that gave me u?

No Heart

2009-11-12T23:30:00.001-08:00

I have a heart n that is true, But now it has gone
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart & U have two.

Friend Forever

2009-11-12T23:29:00.000-08:00

When a person can find sorrow behind your smile ,
words behind your silence and love behind ur
anger ,you can believe you hve found
your “BEST FRIEND FOREVER”

loving

2009-11-12T23:28:00.000-08:00

I always thought loving someone is the greatest
feeling, bt I realized that loving a friend is even better.

Sadness

2009-11-12T23:26:00.000-08:00

When things go wrong… When sadness fills your heart…
when tears flow in your eyes… always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u… 2) Still with u… 3) Will ALWAYS b…

Heart

2009-11-12T23:21:00.000-08:00

I have a heart & that is true, Bt now it has gone
from me to you, So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.

One Day

2009-11-12T23:19:00.000-08:00

There Ws An Old Man Who Use 2 Park Vehicals For Others
Suddenly One Day Evry1 Startd Calling Him Spider Man
WHY?
His Name Ws Peter Park-Ker

Food & Health

2009-11-12T23:17:00.000-08:00

A Food & Health Forum speaker asked: What food causes
the most suffering 4 years, after u eat it?
After a long silence, an old man answered:
“Wedding cake”

Old man calling

2009-11-12T23:14:00.000-08:00

A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti,
Aak ladka bola uncle aap ab be apne biwi se utna pyaar kartay
hai jo unhay atne pyaaray naam se bola rahay ho.
Old man! Nahi darasal kambakat ka naam yaad nahi s leye atne
naam try kar raha hon.

70 years old man

2009-11-12T23:11:00.000-08:00

70 years old man : dil chahta he keh shadi kar loon.
Friend : kr lo
Old man : kisi Bewa se kr loon?
Friend : kisi kunwari se hi kar lo,Bewa wo apne ap ho jaegi

Girl asks

2009-11-12T23:09:00.002-08:00

Girl asks an old man:whats love?
Man said:Go To the garden & get the most beautiful flower.
Girl returned empty handed & told that I found
the most beautiful flower but I kept walking
in hope of a better one. And then I realised
I ignored the best one.I went back but could not
find it there.
Man ,,,,

Principal

2009-11-12T23:09:00.001-08:00

Old man school key principal sey:
Zara rizwan ko buladein
Principal: Aap kon?
Old man: Mai uska dada
Principal:
Wo chutti leker ap k janaze me sharik hone gaya hai

Buzurg Lathi Se

2009-11-12T23:08:00.001-08:00

1 Admi 11Bacho K Sath nkla jo Shor Kr Rehy They
1 Buzurg Lathi Se Tak Tak Krte guzra
Bap:Lathi pe Rubber Lga lo,Shor Nhi hoga
Buzrg:Ye Kam Tu Krta To Shor Na Hota

Kal Raat

2009-11-12T22:56:00.000-08:00

Kal Raat Meri DOST k Dada Uske Khawaab may aye or
kaha k Bachon DIL khol kar Gunah karo Kyon k DOZAKH
Main bilkul Jagah nahi hay
HUM khud Diwaron pe Bethy hian..

Halwai

2009-11-11T02:07:00.001-08:00

Pathan halwai sy
Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho?
Halwai bary fakhar sy
30 sal sy
Pathan: Bari sharm ki bat hy
Tum se aaj tak jlebi seedhi nahi bani,,,

American dinner

2009-11-11T02:06:00.000-08:00

ek pathan aur american dinner me paaye kha rahe the.
American k hath me bakri ki zabaan aagayi.
American bola: what is this?
Pathan bola: this is language.

CNG

2009-11-11T02:05:00.000-08:00

Ek pathan ko doctor ne ECG test krwane ka kaha
Pathan Lab pohncha to test ka naam bhool gya
Thori der sochne k baad kehne laga: Bhaijaan hamara CNG kardo,,,

Motor Cycle

2009-11-11T02:03:00.000-08:00

Pathan amrud bech raha tha. Aik admi aya bola khan sahb
amrud mei se keera nikla to?
Khan sahab:
bhai ye to tera kismat hy
kal ek admi ka moter cycle nikla tha”

Miss Thakur

2009-11-11T01:47:00.000-08:00

Miss thakur:ME nE AP sE kaha tha k apnE betay ko
meri naqlien utarnE sE mana krien!
Kya usay mana kia?
“Yes”.!mein ne usay mana kia k janwron jesi hrkat na kia karo.

Coffee Shop

2009-11-11T01:46:00.000-08:00

Ek aadmi Coffee Shop pr gya aur coffee ka order diya.
Waiter order lekar gaya Aur door ja kr kuch ishara krne laga.
Thori der baad usne BiLL la kr rkh diya
Pathan Admi: Ye kya….!!!
Meri coffee kahan hai..??
Pathan Waiter: Samajhdaar k liye ishaara hi COFFEE hai….

Insurance Agent

2009-11-11T01:38:00.000-08:00

Insurance agent: Khan sahib!will u don’t like that
ur wife & children get 10000000
At a time..
Khan(smile):
i’ll like bt plz tell me who will give me wife & children?
You or ur wife.

Machli Wala

2009-11-11T01:37:00.001-08:00

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?

Machli Wala

2009-11-11T01:37:00.000-08:00

Machli wala: Khan sab aj zinda machli laaya hun..
Khan: Dikhao, machli to waqai zinda hai
pr khocha mare ko ye batao ye taza bhi hai k nai?