tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-74427946619527581352024-10-07T09:35:55.265+05:00Latest SMS/Text Messages Urdu, Hindi, English | Question and AnswerLatest SMS / text messages (question and answer / islamic / love / urdu poetry / funny poetry / jokes / quotes / miss you).Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comBlogger6479125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-30565319775600991202022-09-10T13:16:00.001+05:002022-09-10T13:16:52.168+05:00Har Jaga Mention KarnaJudge:<div>Tumne apne dost ko kion qatal kya ?</div><div><br></div><div>Mulzim:</div><div>.</div><div>Har jaga mention kar k</div><div>Zaleel karta tha.. ððģ</div>Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-91969557088066719602021-07-18T11:30:00.001+05:002021-07-18T11:30:58.552+05:00Kya KhayegaKab Tak Ayega ?<div><br></div><div>Bas 30 Mins Mein Pohanch </div><div>Raha Hoon..</div><div><br></div><div>Good</div><div>Kuch Khayega ?</div><div><br></div><div>Han</div><div><br></div><div>Kya ?</div><div><br></div><div>Pizza ð</div><div><br></div><div>Good</div><div>Le Aana Sath Atay Huway ð</div>Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-83697947377552192772021-07-02T12:50:00.001+05:002021-07-02T12:50:00.791+05:00But I Saw Him Dancing YesterdayBoss:<div>Why isn't Mike here today?</div><div><br></div><div>John:</div><div>He's in the hospital</div><div><br></div><div>Boss:</div><div>But I saw him yesterday</div><div>Dancing with a girl</div><div><br></div><div>John: </div><div>His wife saw him too ððĪ</div>Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-47447190345784694592021-06-12T12:19:00.001+05:002021-06-12T12:19:11.648+05:00Covid 19 Vaccine Lagwani HaiInjection se qabl Nars se poocha:<div>Ma'am 2 saal wali baat </div><div>agar such nikli tou ?</div><div><br></div><div>Boli:</div><div>Bhai saari dunia lagwa rahi hai, </div><div>aap ne akele </div><div>dunia mein reh kar kya karna hai .. ðĪŠ</div>Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-63487988167192388912020-11-03T15:38:00.001+05:002020-11-03T15:38:46.693+05:00Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai Log Kehtay Hain <div>Piyar Karna Mushkil Hai </div><div>.</div><div>Lekin</div><div>Meri Zaati Raye Hai</div><div>K</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>Cotton Ka Suit Istri Karna </div><div>Ziada Mushkil Hai .. ð</div>Verrattihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15473420789527262118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-76485394709490494052019-03-13T15:10:00.001+05:002019-03-13T15:10:25.247+05:00Medical Fact<p dir="ltr">*MEDICAL FACT* </p>
<p dir="ltr">*Did you know that, if you bathe at least twice daily, avoid alcohol, avoid smoking tobacco and go to gym everyday for fitness, have sufficient sleep, eat fruits after each meal, avoid stress, stop using all sorts of drugs including caffeine found in tea and coffee, you will still die when your time comes* 😀</p>
<p dir="ltr">*Thank You for Your Focused Attention* 😉😂</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-3513914722008465232019-02-23T12:41:00.001+05:002019-02-23T12:41:43.690+05:00Jung Sir Par Hai<p dir="ltr">Jung Sir Par Hai</p>
<p dir="ltr">Or </p>
<p dir="ltr">Maine Abhi Tak Naye <br>
Kapray Bhi Nahi Silwaye<br>
KATRINA dekhe Gi Tou Kya Soche Gi 😉<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-58101164064624568172019-02-04T22:10:00.001+05:002019-02-04T22:11:01.098+05:00Is Mahinay Bohat Kharcha Ho Gaya<p dir="ltr">Shohar: Is Mahinay bohat kharcha ho gaya<br>
Biwi: Pata Nahi .. <br>
Khud list check kar len kahan kahan kharcha huwa</p>
<p dir="ltr">1500-       milk</p>
<p dir="ltr">900 -        AJKG</p>
<p dir="ltr">4000-       veggies</p>
<p dir="ltr">1100 -       AJKG</p>
<p dir="ltr">1800 -       washerman</p>
<p dir="ltr">500 -        AJKG</p>
<p dir="ltr">3500 -        maid</p>
<p dir="ltr">800 -       AJKG</p>
<p dir="ltr">6000 -     grocery </p>
<p dir="ltr">1500 -       AJKG</p>
<p dir="ltr">1800 -      electric & water</p>
<p dir="ltr">1000 -      AJKG<br>
..<br>
..<br>
..<br>
Shohar: Ye AJKG Kya Hai?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Biwi: ALLAH Janay Kahan Gaye 😂😂😜😛<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-21251061541070333672018-06-02T16:08:00.001+05:002018-06-02T16:08:07.877+05:00When You Feel Stressed<p dir="ltr">Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br>
Patient: I go to the mosque...<br>
Doctor : Good...and pray or do meditation there ?<br>
Patient : No... <br>
I mix-up all shoes kept outside the lockers <br>
and <br>
watch people more stressed than me.....<br>
and my stress goes away. 😂😂</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-52808560212615186492018-04-05T21:50:00.001+05:002018-04-05T21:50:10.606+05:00Shadi Ka Wazeefa<p dir="ltr">Pichly Ek Saal Se<br>
Jisay Main Shadi Ka <br>
Wazeefa Samajh K <br>
Parhta Raha Hon..<br>
Aj Ek Banday Ne Btaya<br>
K<br>
Ye Tou Saudi Arab Ka<br>
Qomi Tarana Hai..😣<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-7699059446567314292018-04-05T21:45:00.001+05:002018-04-05T21:45:06.583+05:00Aurat ka Dard<p dir="ltr">Ek Aurat he Dosray Aurat Ka<br>
Dard Samajh Sakti hai<br>
.<br>
Isi Liye<br>
Maine Soch Lya Hai K<br>
Dosri Shadi Kar Lon.. 😉<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-42229421056626366352018-04-01T22:37:00.001+05:002018-04-01T22:37:13.584+05:00What is your birth month<p dir="ltr"><b>Question</b>:<br>
What is your birth month?<br>
The answer will let you know<br>
what are you good at..</p>
<p dir="ltr"><b>Answer:</b><br>
January - Being Beatiful<br>
February - Spending Money<br>
March - Eating & Sleeping<br>
April - Making Jokes<br>
May - Arguing<br>
June - Being Lazy <br>
July - Caring for others<br>
August - Being Jealous<br>
September - Washing Dishes<br>
October - Earning Money<br>
November - Over thinking<br>
December - Insulting others<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-14439453987985852352018-04-01T22:26:00.001+05:002018-04-01T22:26:21.398+05:00Raat Kay 2 Bajay<p dir="ltr">Raat k 2 bjay <br>
Begum k mobile se roshni aayi<br>
tou Shoher ne Mobile utha kar dekha<br>
aut ghussay mein aa k begum <br>
se pocha 'kon hai jis ne<br>
aadhi raat ko beautiful kaha hai'<br>
Biwi ne heran ho kar mobile dekha<br>
aur boli<br>
Laanat tumhari pe jahil insan<br>
Beautiful nahi Batteryfull likha hai.. 😂😁</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-29284132726741024522017-09-07T13:31:00.001+05:002017-09-07T13:31:34.600+05:00Relationship with a good person<p dir="ltr">"Relationship with a g00d pers0n <br>
is like sugarcane,<br>
Y0u break it, <br>
crush it, <br>
squeeze it, <br>
even beat & grind it,<br>
.<br>
still u will get 0nly 'sweetness."</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-57845728952020850782017-02-23T07:28:00.001+05:002017-02-23T07:28:44.047+05:00Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack<p dir="ltr">Maa Betay K Paas Ghabrayi<br>
Huwi Aayi Aur Boli<br>
..<br>
Beta, Beta Jaldi Aao<br>
Bahu Ko Falidge Ka Attack<br>
Ho Gaya Hai,<br>
Moun Terha Ho Gaya Hai, <br>
Aankhen Bhi Ooper Ho Gayi Hain,<br>
Garden Bhi Ghoom Gayi Hai..<br>
Beta: Rehnay Den Ammi!<br>
Wo<br>
.<br>
.<br>
.<br>
Selfi Le Rahi Hai.. 😂😁<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-86654587049070971232017-02-14T07:43:00.001+05:002017-02-14T07:43:44.201+05:00Sardar In Computer Exam<p dir="ltr">Sardar In Computer Exam</p>
<p dir="ltr">Examiner: <br>
"What is Microsoft Excel?<br>
.</p>
<p dir="ltr">.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Sardar: It Is A<br>
New Branch Of Surf Excel <br>
To Clean The Computer.. :P :D</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-48034399326512754292017-02-11T23:56:00.001+05:002017-02-11T23:56:43.078+05:00Mian Biwi Ki Bol Chaal Band<p dir="ltr">Mian Biwi mein bol chaal<br>
kafi arsay se band thi..</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ek din shohar ne din ki roshni mein<br>
Mom Bati utha kar idher udher kuch <br>
dhondny ki adakari shru kar di.<br>
Biwi se raha na gaya tou tang aa kar poch liya:<br>
Kiya dhondh rahe ho..?</p>
<p dir="ltr">Tumhari Zuban dhondh raha tha<br>
shukar hai mil gayi.. 😛😂</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-19864128897203286582017-01-29T19:53:00.001+05:002017-01-29T19:53:11.376+05:00Modern Bay-Izzati<p dir="ltr">Modern Beizzati"<br>
Boy to Girl:<br>
I Love You & Want to Marry You<br>
Girl:<br>
Apni shakal dekhi he..?<br>
Boy:<br>
Dekhi hai to tere pas aya hon <br>
werna <br>
Angelina Jolie k pas na jata.. Churail.. ;) :P :D<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-15113107857410171222016-12-21T15:49:00.001+05:002016-12-21T15:49:51.949+05:00Please pray for me<p dir="ltr">Please pray for me. <br>
I will be going to <br>
the hospital tommorow. <br>
I think i have a problem <br>
with my eyes. <br>
Every time I look into <br>
my wallet, I see nothing..😕😭<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-85513815933997978172016-12-18T10:51:00.001+05:002016-12-18T10:51:17.228+05:00Zindagi ki Jang aur Bardasht<p dir="ltr">Woh Shakhs <br>
Zindagi Ki Koi Jang <br>
Nahi Haar Sakta,<br>
Jo <br>
Bardasht Karny Ka <br>
Hunar Janta Ho.<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-87204095959483764602016-12-15T22:54:00.001+05:002016-12-15T22:54:30.279+05:002016 K Aakhri Weeks<p dir="ltr">"""""""""""<br>
=2016=<br>
"""""""""""<br>
Khatam hone me kuch<br>
hee hafty baki Hein<br>
+<br>
Koi<br>
+<br>
Ghalti<br>
+<br>
Gustakhi<br>
+<br>
Koi khata<br>
+<br>
Waghera <br>
+<br>
Ho<br>
+<br>
Gaee<br>
+<br>
Ho<br>
+<br>
To<br>
+<br>
Plz<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
+<br>
Mujh se Maafi maang lo. <br>
Aj Mera mood achha hai ;)<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-6041443164929301392016-11-18T22:04:00.001+05:002016-11-18T22:04:31.246+05:00Shohar Aur Biwi Qabristan Mein<p dir="ltr">Shohar Biwi ko <u>Picnic</u> k liye<br>
<u>Qabristan</u> le gaya..<br>
..<br>
Biwi: Ye kiya bakwas hai..?<br>
..<br>
Shohar: Pagali, Log martay hain<br>
yahan aanay k liye.. -;) :-D<br>
</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-24004010614338434692016-09-24T13:00:00.001+05:002016-09-24T13:00:12.219+05:00Pagal Tanhai Mein<p dir="ltr">1 Sawal:</p>
<p dir="ltr">Pagal tanhai main <br>
kya Mehsoos karta hai?<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
,<br>
Zaruri nahi k abi reply kro. </p>
<p dir="ltr">Jab MEHSOOS karo to batadena..;-)<br>
...hahahaha...</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-33371179353197770992016-09-18T23:22:00.001+05:002016-09-18T23:22:13.934+05:00Mujhe Boys Pe Trust Nahi<p dir="ltr">ME : I Like U...  😘<br>
.<br>
She : Sorry Mjhy <br>
#Boys Pr Trust Ni...  😏<br>
.<br>
ME : OK Behan Apny Liye <br>
Koi Achi Si Larki Dhoond Ly ...😝<br>
😂😂😂</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7442794661952758135.post-16673324535706289822016-08-31T21:28:00.001+05:002016-08-31T21:28:22.844+05:00Dheery Dheery apna bana raha hai koi<p dir="ltr">Dheery Dheery apna bana rha hai koi,</p>
<p dir="ltr">Pyar k suhany sapnay dikha rha hai koi,</p>
<p dir="ltr">Ay khuda</p>
<p dir="ltr">Yeh Sachi mOhabbat hai<br></p>
<p dir="ltr">ya</p>
<p dir="ltr">(",)/*<br>
<) )<br>
//<br>
Choona laga rha hai koi:-)</p>
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com