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People who like you more

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:24:59 GMT

People who like you more,,

Will always fight with you..
Its not that they startd to hate you,,

it means they always want ur Attention everytime....!!'

U take A blade

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:23:43 GMT

Height of Mess!!
U take A blade and write ur lover's name on ur arm..

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Never say I Failed 1000 Times

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:23:25 GMT

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
Say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Beghairat ho jana par apni ghalti nai manna. :]

Amazing home remedies

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:23:09 GMT

Amazing home remedies

A mousetrap, on top of ur alarm clock, wil prevent u from goin bak 2 sleep after u turn off the alarm.

-Hav a tooth ache? Smash ur thumb wid a hammer

Law Professor

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:22:45 GMT

Law Professor:
Which is the m0st iMportant LAW of finanCe for staRting a nEw bUssineSs..?

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Student:
Father In Law.:-D

WATS FRNDSHIP

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:22:28 GMT

WATS FRNDSHIP?

Whn u call a person by a stupid name

I am n0t a palm¡st

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:22:10 GMT

"I am n0t a palm¡st t0 tell u where ur paths w¡ll lead u..
I am n0t an astr0l0g¡st t0 tell u if ur stars w¡ll be lucky en0ugh f0r u..

I am n0t even gud en0ugh t0 take ur burden 0ver my sh0ulders..

But.. I can make a w¡sh f0r u..

A s¡mple w¡sh that..

May Allah lead u t0 the best path..

May He bless u w¡th the luck¡est stars..

May He gu¡de u, pr0tect u n help u thr0ugh everyth¡ng! Aameen....!

Doctor aisi medicine dijye

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:21:44 GMT

Patient:
Doctor aisi medicine dijye k marnay k baad phr se zinda ho jaon.

Doctor:

Is me mein apki HELP nhe kar skta.

U plz Contact.

(STAR PLUS)

SURPRIZE

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:21:27 GMT

SURPRIZE
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Qasam se mujhy b ayse hi aya tha.

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:08:16 GMT

Beth Kar Tanha Yeh Sochta Hun " WasSI"
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khatam Ho Gaya sal Par Larki Koi Na PhasSi...:-(

Wo jo sadion

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:07:30 GMT

Wo jo sadion sy khamosh tha kisi pathar ki trha
Faraz,

1 chamaat prne pr Achanak maa Behn ki galiyan deny lga...

GIFT OF NEW YEAR

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:07:13 GMT

GIFT OF NEW YEAR:
tmko LAPTOP Gift Krna Chaha,

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Pr
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IsLiye Ab Cancel

Love Letter By Engineer

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:06:39 GMT

Love Letter By Engineer... :-)

My Dear Love,
Yesterday i was passing by ur rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There i saw u with ur cute circular face, conical nose

1 admi TeleScope

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:05:38 GMT

1 admi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Rha Tha

PATHAN B Usy Dehaan Se Dekhne Lga

Achank 1 Tara Tuta

PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya:

"Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hy.

Silence is the fence around

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:05:23 GMT

Silence is the fence around wisdom.
if Ur foot slips,
U can always regain Ur balance.
But
if Ur tongue slips,
U can never recall the words..
G¤¤D M¤rn!Ng

I wish

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:05:01 GMT

I wish m()()n ÄlwÄys b full

Learning process

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:04:41 GMT

Learning process.

"Send me 1 good lesson that u have learnt from your life so far"
REPLY IS MUST

A man asked God

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:04:24 GMT

A man asked God "I Want Peace"

God replied "Remove the 'I',this is Ego"

"Remove the 'Want', Dat is desire"

Those Who Appear In Your

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:04:14 GMT

Those Who Appear In Your Life - Whether To Help Or To Harm - Are All Given By God..

Meet All Of Them With A Peaceful Heart But With A Warrior's Spirit.
You Will Fail Many Times, But In Failing, You Will Learn,
And
In Learning You Will Find Your Way..

Remember,

There Are No Mistakes In Life - Only Lessons..

And

Lessons Will Keep Repeating Themselves On Until Learned!

Tere raaste

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:03:24 GMT

* *(DUAA)* *

Tere raaste
mein khushiyon
ke khilein
kanwal,

Tere liye umer
Bhar koi kehta
Rahe ghazal,

Tu meri 'Duaaon'
mein sada rahe
Shamil,

tujh ko
(PARWARDIGAAR)
Ki rehmatein
rahien haasil,

Roshan tera
Muqaddar ho,

Tere liye
Kaamyabiyon ka
Samander ho,

Pare na tujh
Par kisi bad ki
Nazar,

Na ho tujh par
Kisi bad duaa ka
Asar,

Har lab per ho
Tere liye 'Duaa'

Tere sath rahe
umer bhar
{KHUDA}.
AAMEN.

Few absolutely fundamental

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:00:47 GMT

few absolutely fundamental Qualities of success.

John J. Mcguirk

Gud Afternoon :)
Have a wonderful wonderful day.ahead.

Mustafa Kamal ki girl friend

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 05:00:18 GMT

Mustafa Kamal ki girl friend ko kya bolein gey?
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Mustafa Kamal hi bolein gey.

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Aaap soch rahe honge kaise??

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wo aisey

"mustafa ka maal" ;:-)

if An Egg Breaks

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 04:59:55 GMT

if An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force!
"inside Life ENDs!
"if it Breaks from inside!
"Life Begins!
"GREAT Things Always Begin from Inside!
"So Try 2 Make ur inside Good!
And
"Always Have A Unique Character Like SALT!
it's Presence is Not Felt!
"But it's Absence Makes All Things Tasteless."

Bh0ot rat ko wirano me Q

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 04:59:30 GMT

Bh0ot rat ko wirano me Q ghumta he?
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Chalo Choro
Ye tumhara Personal Matter hai.
Jahan marzi ghomo yar:-D

I am going

Sat, 2 Jan 2010 04:59:04 GMT

Pathan : "I am going" Ka Kya matlab hota hai ?
Sardar: "Main Ja raha hun".

Pathan: aise to tera baap b nahi ja saKta Pehlay matlab bata...

johnny

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 09:52:16 GMT

The teacher of a first grade class gives instructions to the little boys on how to go to the bathroom.

The teacher tells them the following:
One - unzip your zipper
Two - pull your pecker out
Three - stroke the skin back
Four - take a pee
Five - stroke the skin forward
Six - put it away and zip up the zipper

So the boys go to do their thing and return a few minutes later. The teacher asks, "Where is Little Johnny?"

One of the boys replies "He is still in the bathroom."

The teacher goes down the hall to the boy's restroom and hears Little Johnny "Three, Five, Three, Five, Three, Five............"

lill johnny

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 09:51:23 GMT

Mother told her Little Johnny to go to bed and be sure to say his prayers and ask God to make him a good boy.

Little Johnny's father,passing by the bedroom, overheard his son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having fun the way I am."

lill johnny

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 09:50:24 GMT

Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

Little Johnny: Big hands!

lill johnny

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 09:49:54 GMT

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the ten commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat Little Johnny answered, "Thou shall not kill."

People

Mon, 7 Dec 2009 07:13:43 GMT

People close to my heart always get the last message for the day… gudnite! sweet dreamzzzzzz!!