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If People Commit Su!cide Because

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:50:48 +0100

If People Commit Su!cide Because Of Too Many Problems,..When Will My.....Maths Book Commit Su!cide?It Has Tons Of Problem! :D

INDIAN CRICKET TEAM and a Licence

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:49:58 +0100

What is common between INDIAN CRICKET TEAM and a Licence?.........yeh dono videsh me kaam nahi aate! :P :D

If a girl dosen't talk 2u on facebook

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:49:14 +0100

Smart idea : If a girl dosen't talk 2u on facebook,Den Jus go 2 their f@cebuk W@LL write, Why did u send me 'I LUV U' msg in my Inb0x

Friends Aise hi hote hai :D

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:47:26 +0100

Boy: agar wo meri nahi huyi to main use kisi or ki bhi nahi hone dunga!!Friends: Aur agar teri ho gayi to sabki hone dega?? :-D :-P ;-)

1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 06:46:26 +0100

1 bed pe 3 sardar so rahe the.3no ko jagah kam pad rahi thi.Ek sardar uthke niche so gaya,To 2no sardar bole Wapas aaja ab jagah ho gai hai.

Mai Nadaan Tha Jo Wafa Ko Talaash

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:28:21 +0100

Mai Nadaan Tha Jo Wafa Ko Talaash Karta RahaAey Doston..Yeh Bhi Na Socha Ki Meri Apni Saans Bhi Ek Din Bewafa Ban Jayegi..!

Yun Nazar Ki Baat Ki Aur Dil Chura Gaye

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:27:20 +0100

Yun Nazar Ki Baat Ki Aur Dil Chura Gaye,Andheron Ke Saye Me Dharkan Suna Gaye...Hum Toh Samjhe They Ajnabi Unko,Par Woh Hume Apna Bana Gaye.

Gehrayi pyar me ho to bewafai nahi hoti

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:26:11 +0100

Gehrayi pyar me ho to bewafai nahi hoti,Sache pyar me kabhi tanhai nahi hoti...Pyar jara sambhal ke karna,Pyar ke zakhm ki koi dawai nahi hoti.

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:25:13 +0100

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi.Par Q?QkiDono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde GyeaurKehne Lage: Hum Ladki Walo k Taraf-Se Hai.

2 judwa bache...

Wed, 18 Jan 2012 05:24:15 +0100

2 judwa bache...1 Hans k Lot Pot ho Ra tha2nd Udaas ThaDad: Tum itna Q Hans Re HoSon: Mummy ne itni thand me Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.

ye Konsa TENSE Hai

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:05:57 +0100

Teacher:- ye Konsa TENSE Hai?? India Me Corruption Khatam Ho Jayega..! .!.!.!.!.!.Student:- Future ImpossibLe Tense..! ;-) :D

Latest PJ

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:05:06 +0100

Ussne jab toda mera dilTo maine khoob sharaab peeNashe mein usey phone kia aur bola Why this Kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di?

SANTA's 60th B'day

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:02:10 +0100

SANTA's 60th B'day.Banta: Ye Cake Pe BULB Q lagaya h.?..Santa: 60 Candls lagane Me Muskil ho Rahi thi.So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya.:-)

fundamentals of cool college life

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:01:16 +0100

Two basic only fundamentals of cool college life:1)walk like you'r the principal 2)walk like u don't care who is the principal

Babe, What r u Doing?

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 05:00:16 +0100

Bf: Babe, What r u Doing?Gf: Nothing! TiredJust going 2 sleep now Honey!what about u Sweetheart?Bf: In d Club, StandingBehind u. :P ;)

Santa mentioned 3yrs experience

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:56:49 +0100

Santa mentioned 3yrs experience in his resumeInterviewer: Can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs?Santa: In searching JOBS!

Car Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 04:56:00 +0100

Beta- Papa, Aapne Humari NayeCar Ka Naam Mummy Ke Naam Par Kyo Rakha Hai.?Papa- Beta, Kyo Ki YehBhi Mere Control K Baahar Hai.

U Look Exactly like my wife

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:55:56 +0100

Boy: U Look Exactly like my wife.Girl: Oh! Whats ur wife's name?Boy: I am not yet married.Moral: Learn new methods to propose. ;-)

If U Have Any Problem Tell Me

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:54:47 +0100

If U Have Any Problem Tell Me..I'll Help U..If U Dont Have Any Problen Tell Me..I'll Create Sum 4 U..After All Dost Hai Yaar.!

Respect D Old Wen U R Young

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:53:58 +0100

Respect D Old Wen U R Young;Help D Weak Wen U R Strong;4give D Fault Wen U R Right;Coz, One Day In Life U Will Be Old, Weak Wrong.!

LOve Happens AutomaticaLLy

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:52:36 +0100

'LOve Happens AutomaticaLLy'....).(.).(.).(.).. ManuaL WorKing OF It Is CaLLed FLirting..! ;P :D

Height of Bravery For GirLs

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:51:44 +0100

Height of Bravery For GirLs:..!..!..!..!..!..!..!.. Moving Out of House Without Make-Up..! :D ;P

What is the difference between Guilt and Shame

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:45:25 +0100

What is the difference between Guilt and Shame ??Its GUILT to sleep with another woman...But ... Its a SHAME to miss the Opportunity...

4 Stages of marraige

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:39:44 +0100

MAD for each other.MADE for each other.MAD at each other.MAD bcoz of each other.

In today's relationship

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:25:02 +0100

In today's relationship you can touch each other's private parts,but you can't touch each other's cell phone!because they are private?

Samosa or kachori me kya fark he?

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:12:54 +0100

Lady Techer - Bachho, batao Samosa or kachori me kya fark he?1 Saitan Baccha bola - Madam, Br@ pehenogi to Samosa dikhega,Nahi pehenogi to kachori....

Is saal me duniya ke samne sabse bada khatra

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:07:00 +0100

Is saal me duniya ke samne sabse bada khatra,Jab 12-12-12 tarikh aegiAur 12bj k 12min 12sec. pe Tab,12-12-12-12-12-12 Hoga.To lakho sardaro ko kon sambhalega???

Duniya ki saari biwio Ke naam

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 02:01:48 +0100

Duniya ki saari biwio Ke naambadal kar DON rakh do,kyon ki unhe khush karnamushkil hi nahi namumkin hai ;).

Beta sasural me agr bike mile to

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:59:11 +0100

Bap : Beta sasural me agr bike mile to car maangna.Cooler mile to AC maangna.TV mile to Computer Maangna.Beta :Agar wo ladki denge to uski MAA manglu... ?

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi Thi

Sat, 07 Jan 2012 01:58:04 +0100

Patni Pati Ko Maar Rahi ThiPadosi - Kyu Maar Rahi Ho?Patni - Inko Call Kiya To 1Ladki Boli,Aap Jisse Sampark Karna Chahate Ho,Wo Abhi Vyast Hai.