SMSIN

Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend ki

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:56:00 +0000

Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye
Na mukhe zamane se koi aas hai...

Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend ki pappi dilwa de
Mujhe us sachhey dost ki talash hai...

May Lord Rama always...

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 05:53:00 +0000

May Lord Rama always...
Keep showering his blessings upon you

May your life be prosperous and...
trouble-free throughout Happy Dussehra

Give Me Some  And

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:03:00 +0000

Whoever Says
'Money Can't Buy Happiness'
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile...

Jab me badi ho jaungi to mujhse shadi kroge?

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:02:00 +0000

Choti ladki dukandar se:Jab me badi ho jaungi to mujhse shadi kroge?
Dukandar(Haskar)-Ha krunga...Ladki-To apni hone wali patni ko choclate b nhi khilaoge?

i m sorry i have already 1 YAAR

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 06 Jun 2010 01:00:00 +0000

Mainu hoea c ISHQ!
oh kehndi "NO thiz is RISK"!
mai marya purpose pee ke WHISKY!
kehndi "naa tu ho gya RISKY"!
jad mai peeke aya BEER!
kehndi "Naa haje v gal ni bani DEAR"!
jad mai piti RUM!
"kehndi haje v teri gal ch hai ni dum!
mai keha mai ho gya tere piche sharabi!
"kehndi ahi tere ch hai kharabi"!
mai keha mainu hai tere nal PYAR!
kehndi "i m sorry i have already 1 YAAR"!...gud mrng

is pool me nahana mana hai

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:41:00 +0000

Watchman:
Madam is pool me nahana mana hai
Lady:Jab me kapde utar rhi thi tab kyu nhi bataya??
Watchman:
nhana mana hai kpde utarna nhi.

tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:40:00 +0000

Judge to santa: tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho. tumhe sharam nahi aati..?
Santa:janab tusi ta roz hi aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke mar jana chaida hai..

Hun Salio Ae Case b Mere Te Paa Do.,.,

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 05 Jun 2010 00:38:00 +0000

Police wala Thaaney Ch Ek Mujrim Nu Boht Maar Reha Si, Te Boht Saare Ilzaam La Reha Si..!

Udon He Police wale Nu Phone Aaya k Ohde Ghare Munda Hoya Va!
Ohne Apne Duje Policewale Saathi Nu Dsya!

Ae Sun k Mujrim Gusse Ch Chillaya- Paa Do Paa Do...
Hun Salio Ae Case b Mere Te Paa Do.,.,

Diffrnce B/W Love & Crush

gopal1035@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:49:00 +0000

Diffrnce B/W Love & Crush..Wen u like a person & u knw y u like her..its crush..bt wen u like a persn & u dont know why..Thats LoVe!

95 days after my birth, i knew who is my mom..

gopal1035@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:47:00 +0000

Awesum msg...must read...

95 days after my birth, i knew who is my mom..

90 days after my first syllable, i knew wat words are..

30 mins after my loved one left me, i knew wat tears are..

25 feet off the ground over the cliff, i knew what is it to be alive..

20 days after my dear ones death i knew that life must go on..

3 weeks after my friend left me i came to know how does it feel to b alone..

Every single fraction of time no matter however u divide, teaches u something..

Experience is the only way 2 get through this life.

Feel it. Face it. Live it.....

Points dat prov "U r a Norml Studnt"

gopal1035@gmail.com — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 02:45:00 +0000

Points dat prov "U r a Norml Studnt"
1)B4 Papr Unnecesry sms 2 frnds
2)Plan each day 2 stdy bt end of d day-"Kal se pkka"
3)U waste al ur tym in countng chaptrs instd of doing dem
4)u wnt brk aftr evry 2 pages
5)unnecesrily u strt feeling hungry
6)u evn strt liking durdrshn
7)abt evry hard topic u thnk "lgta ni k ye ayega"
8)b4 strtng stdy msg frnds "kitna pda?Me kya pdu?"
9)rght nw u r thnkng of 4wrding dis msg 2 ur frnds
10)on each point u smyld,coz u know its true & thought "hm pe to bilkul set hai";-)

andr Grmi Lg Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gay

gopal1035@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:01:00 +0000

Ek Aurat Kabr Pr Bethi Thi..Musafir Ne Pucha-Dar Nhi Lgta?

Aurat-Isme Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai..Kabr k andr Grmi Lg Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gayi.

''Dnt cheat d loveable heart"

gopal1035@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:00:00 +0000

2 golden lines of lyf
"Dnt love d cheatable heart"
''Dnt cheat d loveable heart"

2 best lines of lyf,
"Ice melts wen heated"
"Eyes melts wen hated".!

Mainu hoea c ISHQ! oh kehndi "NO thiz is RISK"! mai marya purpose pee ke WHISKY!

gopal1035@gmail.com — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 03:59:00 +0000

As u scroll down through your contacts in your mobile..

gopal1035@gmail.com — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:10:00 +0000

As u scroll down through your contacts in your mobile.. Each name u see pops up a different story in your mind.. And u miss a heartbeat at a few special ones.. U are confused with your own feelings.. And then u find yourself smilng at nothng.. U realise that u were cherishing all the good moments r regrtng d bad 1s with each one of them.. Without a second thought u end up sending a text or calling up.. But a year from now- Is it gonna be the same.? Will u atleast give a missed call for the ones that were once your dearst.? U feel a distance that u were unaware of and u wish u were closer.. I wonder.. What in the world can stop u from crying then.!
Strange, but very true..!! Send this to all your frndz wid whom u hope tym doesn't define frndship..

Gurudware wicho meri chapla fir gaib ho gye.

gopal1035@gmail.com — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:08:00 +0000

( ' , ')
<) )> yar gal sun
! !

Gurudware wicho meri chapla fir gaib ho gye.
Tu baaz ni aana..

I Love u

gopal1035@gmail.com — Mon, 31 May 2010 03:07:00 +0000

I Love u

I Love u.

I Love u ..

OH SHIT..
Oh shit..

RASNA Bolna To bhool hi Gayi...
I Love u RASNA:

we often bcome rude to people, Who

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:32:00 +0000

Fact of life: we often bcome rude to people, Who are gud to us, reason being- they are the only one who will, still b with us Even When we are rude to them..

Jado bebe ne bapu nal eh gal kholi,

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:31:00 +0000

Raah chalde chalde ik din nuksaan ho gya,
Mera dil ik sohni kudi te beyimaan ho gya.
Na din nu chain na raat nu neend,
Main tan pareshan ho gya.
Ghar vich kise nu na bulawan,
Eh vekh ke sara tabbar hairaan ho gya.
Jado bebe ne bapu nal eh gal kholi,
Tan bapu kehnda "kamliye! Munda sada jawaan ho gya."

Y do students always prefer local author dn prescribed author buks?

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sun, 30 May 2010 06:29:00 +0000

Y do students always prefer local author dn prescribed author buks?
Ans:

LOCAL AUTHOR says,

"Jack and Jill wnt up d hill 2 fetch a pail f watr
Jack fel down n broke his crown, Jill came tumbling after"

PRESCRIBD AUTHOR says,
"2 humans ascended a certain geological protuberance 2 collect hydride of oxygen whose quantity is nt specified.
1 member jack of rapid irregular disturbin movements encountr fatal logical gravitational error leading 2 complete disarray.odr membr whose scope lies within disarray,descends dwn d geographical proturberance at an acceleration whose magnitude is controlled

Most painful moments in life

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:45:00 +0000

MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN LIFE:-

1.Loving friend avoiding you without reason..

2.Dear 1 suddenly stop msging you..

3.Friend calling on birthday and not wishing..

4.d person whom u can never 4get in life 4gets u permanently..

5.attending d marriage of lover..

3 Reasons 2 give xams:

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:41:00 +0000

3 Reasons 2 give xams:
1.U cn spend3 hrs in self meditation..
2.U cn cmplte ur slep..
3. U cn c ur teachers getng bored who alwys bored u..

So dnt hate xams B-)

santa: Aj mujhe ek ajeeb sa msg aya

gopal1035@gmail.com — Sat, 29 May 2010 02:39:00 +0000

santa: Aj mujhe ek ajeeb sa msg aya fir mera mobile band ho gaya.
Banta: Aisa kon sa msg tha yar

Santa: battery low

Banta: Muje b bhej de.

dost toh mil jate hai har raste par lekin

gopal1035@gmail.com — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:08:00 +0000

"MUSKAN" ka koi mol nahi hota,
kuchh rishto ka koi tol nahi hota,
dost toh mil jate hai har raste par,
lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nahi hota...

rota to asma bhi hai,par log use barsat samajh lete hain..

gopal1035@gmail.com — Tue, 25 May 2010 01:06:00 +0000

Pyar karne wale ankho ki bat samajh lete hain,khawabon mein mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hain,rota to asma bhi hai,par log use barsat samajh lete hain..

SMSIN

Jo apna samajh kar apni girlfriend ki

May Lord Rama always...

Give Me Some And

Jab me badi ho jaungi to mujhse shadi kroge?

i m sorry i have already 1 YAAR

is pool me nahana mana hai

tum 3rd time adalat main aa rahe ho

Hun Salio Ae Case b Mere Te Paa Do.,.,

Diffrnce B/W Love & Crush

95 days after my birth, i knew who is my mom..

Points dat prov "U r a Norml Studnt"

andr Grmi Lg Rahi Thi To Bahar Aa Gay

''Dnt cheat d loveable heart"

Mainu hoea c ISHQ! oh kehndi "NO thiz is RISK"! mai marya purpose pee ke WHISKY!

As u scroll down through your contacts in your mobile..

Gurudware wicho meri chapla fir gaib ho gye.

I Love u

we often bcome rude to people, Who

Jado bebe ne bapu nal eh gal kholi,

Y do students always prefer local author dn prescribed author buks?

Most painful moments in life

3 Reasons 2 give xams:

santa: Aj mujhe ek ajeeb sa msg aya

dost toh mil jate hai har raste par lekin

rota to asma bhi hai,par log use barsat samajh lete hain..

Give Me Some  And

Mainu hoea c ISHQ! oh kehndi "NO thiz is RISK"! mai marya purpose pee ke WHISKY!