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PTCL Introduces Public Cash Payment Machines

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 04:09:00 -0700

In a bid to enhance customers’ bill payment experience, PTCL has introduced Public Cash/Card Payment machines (PCPM).

These machines are self payment collecting kiosks which accept cash from the customers against the services provided by PTCL and provide receipt/SMS confirmation to their selected mobile numbers against the cash input.

By using the machines, the customers will be able to pay their PTCL invoices by visiting PTCL business offices.

By using the machines, Customers can themselves pay their PTCL bills without involving any PTCL staff.

Key Highlights:

Customer can pay while shopping at Metro and Malls.
Payment of PSTN ,BB,EVO, IPTV
Recharge of WLL and other prepaid services
It updates the customer account immediately .
Advance and partial are accepted.
The machines will generate receipts for customer in confirmation for the payment.
SMS will be sent to the customer in confirmation for the payment .
Automatic restoration of suspended lines on payment.
Machines are customer oriented easy handling touch screen mode feature having the dialect both in Urdu and English.

Is Telecom Sector Involved in Parchi System?

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:38:00 -0700

First of all, let me be clear that I am writing this after getting inspiration from Telenor’s Khamoshi ka Boycott campaign.

After reviewing their earlier advertisements and criticizing them hard (based on our own viewpoint), I must admit that their this particular TVC about parchi system is indeed something to look at.

Though, call it pessimism or maybe I am more realistic, I don’t find this campaign bringing a significant revolution in terms of changing the current parchi system in our culture, however, it indeed has triggered us to think the state of HR policies in various organizations.

And today, we will talk about Telecom sector!

I have spoken to more than a dozen telecom officials in last two days, and asked them about their HR policies, recruitment procedures and chances of being influenced by Parchi, references and the pressure from external sources in employing someone.

Public Relation departments of Mobilink, Telenor, Ufone, Warid and Zong were of the view that there is no ‘parchi system’, at all, in their respective companies, hence we can conclude from their conversations that Parchi System is something unknown to telecom sector.

Though, couple of of them, including Telenor PR Head, agreed to a point that they are at times asked and influenced by regulator, government officials, regarding jobs – but they never entertain such requests.

On other hands, when I spoke to other departments especially the HR officials in various organizations, they hinted us of parchi system, to some extent at least.

One of the official said:

Telecom companies are part of Pakistan ’s socio system. So we can’t separate this industry from the rest of the country. How can you think of a Telecom company not being influenced by regulator, government or those who have got higher stakes in management?

While I agree with this official, here is one more viewpoint from another unnamed official:

Parchi system was largely in-practice just few years back, when telecom sector was booming. I can give you names, examples, however, now – the situation is different. Every company is looking for best resource at best price so there are very little chances of hiring someone based on some external pressure.

After saying this, he agreed to following:

If someone has got a reference, and he is capable at the same time, then obviously the candidate has better chances to get the job.

From all this, I can safely say that evidences of parchi system are there in telecom sector too, maybe not as significant as in other industries/organizations.

Our readers, mostly being from telecom sector, we would like to request your input on this, to tell us “Have you seen anyone getting job in Telecom sector through Parchi System?”

Please share your personal stories, if any, in below comments or send us email here aamir [at] propakistani.com.

Based on readers’ input (in comments and emails), we will do a follow up story in coming days, with more facts.

Ufone & JazzJazba Secured 3rd Position in Pakistan Web Awards

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:31:00 -0700

The first Ever Pakistan Web Awards were given away, recently. These awards were organized by “The Xeptionalz” with the support of IT Ministry, Government of Sindh, Pakistan Software Export Board (PSEB) & City District Government Karachi (CDGK).

There were more than 130 websites nominated in 35 categories. Each Category Winner was given “Silver Award”.

The Diamond Award for the best website in Pakistan was granted to SATMAP TRG for 1st Position. The site, www.satmaptrg.com, was nominated under category “IT/ITeS”.

The Platinum Award was given to www.tribune.com.pk for 2nd Position in the category “Press & Media”.

Ufone and JazzJazba websites were conferred Gold Awards having tied-up for third position in the ceremony of first Pakistan Web Awards 2010 held here in Karachi.

The two websites: www.ufone.com & www.jazzjazba.com nominated under category of “Cellular/Telecom Companies” were qualified jointly for 3rd Position or Gold Award.

Special Award was granted to Pakistan Telecommunications Authority (PTA) for extraordinary creation of www.pakistan.pk, the National Rabta Informational Portal of Pakistan.

The Jury Panel was consisted of Mr. Arshad Khalil, CEO KTF Education, Arena Multimedia, Mr. Talib Syed Karim, Rector and Executive Director of Management Excellence Center, Institute of Business Management, Mr. Sohail Aziz, Council Member at Marketing Association of Pakistan and Representative of Messe Berlin in Pakistan, Bangladesh and Sri Lanka, Barrister Zahid Jamil, IT Law Expert, National Response Centre for Cyber Crimes, Pakistan and Mr. Atiq Ur Rahman, Head of Marketing, RAKCODS & Business Development Advisor at Riphah International University, UAE.

Sindh IT Minister Raza Haroon as chief guest of the event lauded the creative, informative and facilitation features of the websites.

He said the Web Awards may be made an annual happening in order to keep our websites ready to compete globally by this healthy competition.

The revamped look of Sindh Government Web Portal, http://www.sindh.gov.pk/, and Sindh IT Department’s websites,http://www.sindh.gov.pk/dpt/IT/index.htm, were also demonstrated at The Web Awards ceremony.

Following is the complete list of award winners:

Category	Winner
Advertising Agencies	www.magnuscommunications.net
Agriculture	www.imtiaz.biz
Automotive	www.pakwheels.com
Banks	www.kasb.com
Cargo Services	www.unitedamericanline.com
Cellular/Telecom Companies	www.jazzjazba.com
Cellular/Telecom Companies	www.ufone.com
Corporate	www.engro.com
E-Commerce & Online Shopping	www.beliscity.com
Education	www.ilmkidunya.com
Employment Web Portals	www.rozee.pk
Engineering	www.aeib.ae
Event Managers/Organizers	www.cherryontop.ae
Exhibitions & Conferences	www.itcnasia.com
Foreign Missions & Trade Offices	UKinPakistan.fco.gov.uk
Government Organizations	www.pta.gov.pk
Health	www.pakdonor.com
Hotels	www.avari.com/property/avari-towers
Industries & Production	www.shanplastic.com
Institutions	www.hup.edu.pk
Internet Service Providers	www.dsl.net.pk
Investment	www.vantage.ae
Management Consultants	www.trgms.com
NGO’s	www.lrbt.org.pk
Other IT/ITeS	www.satmaptrg.com
Personal	www.aafiamovement.com
Plastic, Packaging & Printing	www.cranberrymktg.com
Press & Media	www.tribune.com.pk
Real Estate & Developers	www.maymar.com.pk
Social Media	www.pakdesk.com
Software Development Companies	www.trgworld.com/trgtech
Web Designing & Hosting	www.a2zcreatorz.com

Telenor Pakistan Turns 6

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:29:00 -0700

Telenor Pakistan today celebrated its 6th anniversary by reiterating its commitment to bringing the benefits of telecommunications to people’s everyday lives, said a statement.

Since its launch, the company has shown consistent high growth by performing above industry average every year. According to the Pakistan Telecommunication Authority’s latest annual report, Telenor Pakistan showed the highest growth rate of 14% in 2009-10.

Speaking on the occasion, CEO Telenor Pakistan Christian Albech said:

On its sixth anniversary, Telenor Pakistan has already crossed the 25 million subscriber mark. It gives me great satisfaction to tell you that of the total number of subscribers in the country today, every fourth is a Telenor customer.

With the belief in building around people, we have established an open culture that continues to be one of our biggest strengths. By introducing easypaisa, we have brought the bank to the unbanked population of the country and are continuing to spearhead growth through our Karo Mumkin philosophy.

Easypaisa has been the recipient of ‘Best Mobile Money Transfer Entrant of the Year Award’ at the world’s first Mobile Money Awards and has also received a grant from the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation’s Mobile Money for the Unbanked Fund.

Among the numerous awards it has won, Telenor Pakistan has also received the Best Place to Work, Most Preferred Employer for HR Practices, Highest FDI Investor Award, and Superbrand of the Telecom Industry Award.

Is Telecom Sector Involved in Parchi System?

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:16:00 -0700

First of all, let me be clear that I am writing this after getting inspiration from Telenor’s Khamoshi ka Boycott campaign.

After reviewing their earlier advertisements and criticizing them hard (based on our own viewpoint), I must admit that their this particular TVC about parchi system is indeed something to look at.

Though, call it pessimism or maybe I am more realistic, I don’t find this campaign bringing a significant revolution in terms of changing the current parchi system in our culture, however, it indeed has triggered us to think the state of HR policies in various organizations.

And today, we will talk about Telecom sector!

I have spoken to more than a dozen telecom officials in last two days, and asked them about their HR policies, recruitment procedures and chances of being influenced by Parchi, references and the pressure from external sources in employing someone.

Public Relation departments of Mobilink, Telenor, Ufone, Warid and Zong were of the view that there is no ‘parchi system’, at all, in their respective companies, hence we can conclude from their conversations that Parchi System is something unknown to telecom sector.

Though, couple of of them, including Telenor PR Head, agreed to a point that they are at times asked and influenced by regulator, government officials, regarding jobs – but they never entertain such requests.

On other hands, when I spoke to other departments especially the HR officials in various organizations, they hinted us of parchi system, to some extent at least.

One of the official said:

Telecom companies are part of Pakistan ’s socio system. So we can’t separate this industry from the rest of the country. How can you think of a Telecom company not being influenced by regulator, government or those who have got higher stakes in management?

While I agree with this official, here is one more viewpoint from another unnamed official:

Parchi system was largely in-practice just few years back, when telecom sector was booming. I can give you names, examples, however, now – the situation is different. Every company is looking for best resource at best price so there are very little chances of hiring someone based on some external pressure.

After saying this, he agreed to following:

If someone has got a reference, and he is capable at the same time, then obviously the candidate has better chances to get the job.

From all this, I can safely say that evidences of parchi system are there in telecom sector too, maybe not as significant as in other industries/organizations.

Our readers, mostly being from telecom sector, we would like to request your input on this, to tell us “Have you seen anyone getting job in Telecom sector through Parchi System?”

Please share your personal stories, if any, in below comments or send us email here

Based on readers’ input (in comments and emails), we will do a follow up story in coming days, with more facts.

Mobilink Goes Offline in North

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Sun, 6 Mar 2011 22:08:00 -0800

Reportedly, Mobilink network is offline in North region at least, due to an infrastructure outage in company’s main network hub in Islamabad.

All Mobilink numbers in Islamabad, Rawalpindi, Peshawar and other cities in North region are showing no activity (SMS/Calls/GPRS), at any level.

Twitter feeds are claiming that Mobilink’s MSC 5 in Islamabad caught fire today evening, however, we couldn’t confirm this from Mobilink – as their numbers are not responding.

http://twitter.com/seodata1

It merits mentioning here that Mobilink lost its NOC in Islamabad, just recently when fire erupted in the building on one Sunday. This would be second time that Mobilink’s office has caught fire, that too on Sunday.

Just to let you know, all MSCs, Offices, BTSes, and other telco buildings are always insured.

We will update this post as we get more information on this.

Update:

We are told that DSL services from Link Dot Net are down in North region as well.

Update:

We can confirm the fire incident at one of Mobilink’s office in Islamabad, which is said to be the main hub or technically called main switching center of Mobilink.

No human loss reported so far, apparently due to Sunday’s holiday. Staff available on site told WE ARE that complete restoration of network can take from 12 to 48 hours at least.

This major damage in Islamabad’s MSC, has impacted Mobilink’s network through out the country.

Update:

Mobilink’s Network is (partially) back, and so is Link Dot Net.

April-Fools-SMS

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Fri, 4 Feb 2011 03:19:00 -0800

Everybody aware of upcoming 1st April, many of you would be handy with April fools pranks on April fools jokes / trick and several other practical jokes ideas for April fools day.
Here in this section we have a great collection of sms tricks / pranks / jokes suitable for April fools day. peoples search for English April fools sms jokes & text messages in variety of ways by using some keywords like below:-

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So enjoy sharing these April fools sms / text messages jokes in english with your friends, family and loved ones.

April Fool SMS

Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 2 Days
.
.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 2 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2011

April Fool SMS

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

April Fool SMS

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

April Fool SMS

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

April Fool SMS

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

April Fool SMS

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

April Fool SMS

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

April Fool SMS

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

April Fool SMS

SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate

April Fool SMS

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

April Fool SMS

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

April Fool SMS

Just a friendly reminder –

Relationships are precious,
do not hurt them by fooling
and lying on first April / April Fool.

April Fool SMS

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

April Fool SMS

31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. :)

April Fool SMS

Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623

April Fool SMS

Plz open this
after 2 days at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.

I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance

April Fool SMS

May this festival of zeal and verve
fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm
and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity
to you and your loved ones.
Happy Lohri to one and all!

Exam SMS

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Thu, 3 Feb 2011 21:07:00 -0800

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Exam SMS

Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best'

Exam SMS

Message Title

Eq.#1 Study=Don't fa

'Eq.#1
Study=Don't fail

Eq.#2
Don't study=Fail

Adding eq.1 & eq.2

=>Study + don't study
=
fail + don't fail.

Takin common on both sides

=>
Study(1+don't) = Fail(1+don,t)
=> Study = Fail
Then y waste time..???
Enjoy Ur life.........

Prof Waila
(Noble Prize Expected in 2011)@'

Exam SMS

'Ye exams k rishty bhi aajeeb hoty hain

Sab k apny apny naseeb hoty hain

Rehty hain jo nigahoon say dor

Saaly wohi question papr mein zaroor hoty hain..'

Exam SMS

'To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.'

Exam SMS

'koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)'

LOOSER !!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ....

Exam SMS

'Congratulations!
Good news for Karachi University students
Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
Joke ha yaar .... (:->)

Exam SMS

'eXams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!'

Exam SMS

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Exam SMS

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi :-)

EXAM SMS

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail! :D

EXAM SMS

Abhishek Bachchan get idea IDEA Cellular's

Friends Get Idea:

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.

Poetry SMS

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Thu, 3 Feb 2011 20:57:00 -0800

Collection of urdu poetry that is not just limited to funny poetry sms, friendship poetry, sad poetry, birthday poetry, free love poetry and much much more….

All poetry sms messages here are in urdu language, refering in roman urdu script, it would be as urdu shayari SMS, mazahiya shayari, dosti shayari, udas shayari, salgirah shayari, pyar / mohabbat ki shayari SMS.

Poetry SMS

Mera ik shook tha

berukhe ke teer khana be mera ik shook tha
dostoon ko azmana be mera ik shook tha
dard un ka apnay senay se lagaya is leay
k choot kha kar muskrana be mera ik shook tha

Poetry SMS

Mere dil ki talashiyaan

Apne Siwa batao tumhein Kuch MiLa Hai FARAZ ..
Hazar bar leen hain tumne mere dil ki talashiyaan

Poetry SMS

Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath

Kuch andhera b zaruri hai gham-e-yaar k sath,,,
ab diya koi na rakhe meri dewaar k sath,,,

mein jo ik umer masafat mein raha, tab jana,,,
rah b chalti rahi hai, meri raftaar k sath,,,

ham to yusaf nahi,bazaar-e-sukhan mein “FRAAZ”
yun hi chal parte hein,har ik kharidaar k sath.

Poetry SMS

Sun loo

PAS Aao, Ik Ilteja sun lo.
Pyar Ha Be-Panah sun lo

Ek Tumhi ko Khud sa Manga ha..
Jab b Koi Dua Mangi Sun lo.

Ibteda Ishq ki How Tum Sa.
Tum ko Chahat Ki Inteha Sun lo.

Bin tere je nahi sakunge main..
Lot Ao mere Sada sun lo.

Dekh lo Zindagi Adhuri ha..
Na Raho aur ab JUDA sun lo..

Poetry SMS

Hasrate Reh Jayegi

Hasrate reh jayegi apke bin adhuri,
zindagi na hogi apke bin poori.
Ab aur sahi jaye na ye doori,
Jeene k liye apka saath he bahut zaruri.

Poetry SMS

Hamare Anso Pocch

Humare Anso Pooch Kar Wo Muskurate Hain
Esi Ada Se Wo Dil Ko Churate Hain
Hath Unka Chu Jaye Humare Chehre Ko
Isi Umeed M Hum khud ko Rulate Hain.

Love SMS, Poetry SMS

Dekho Meri Aankhon

Dekho Meri Aankhon Mai Khawaab Kis k Hai,
Dekho Mere Dil Mai Toofan Kis k Hai,
Tum Kehte Ho Mere Dil Ke Raste Se Koi Nahi Guzra,
To Phir Yeh Pairon Ke Nishan Kiske Hain..

LOVE-DAY-SMS

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Wed, 2 Feb 2011 12:06:00 -0800

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LOVE DAY SMS

'Ek jazba khak hua dil ki gehrayion me kahin
ta’ajjub hai maut par uski koi roya tak nahin,
sahil se to chale the sath me hamsafar banker
sagar ne duboya?hum hi?ko unhe to bhigoya tak nahin,
ankhon me zinda khuwab thay ya khuwab me zinda ankhen,
tutne k bad hi jana ki unhone to sanjoya tak nahin,
nadani me jinki khatir sab lutane nikle the hum
dekho humare na rehne per bhi unka kuch khoya tak nahin.'

LOVE DAY SMS

'Gulab Rut main Haseen Chehro, Hamein Batao Udass Qiyon Ho??
Dilon Pe Beetin Sari Kahaniyan, Sub Sunao Udass Qiyon Ho??
Jo Ranjishain Dil main Pal Rahi hain, Munafiqat main jo Dhal rahi hain,
Bhula k Shikwe Mita k doori, Galey Lagao Udass qiyon ho??
Kitab_e_Dil k Tamam Safhon pe Humne likha hai Lafz "Muhabbat"
Humein Humari Wafa k aagay Saza Sunao Udass Qiyon Ho??
Fareb Khana b Mashghila hai, Fareb Dena b Mashghila hai,
To Dil K Lutne pe Kesa Maatam, Khusi Manao Udass Qiyon Ho??
Gulab Rut main Haseen Chehro, Humain Batao, Udass Q Ho??'

LOVE DAY SMS

'Mujhe Kisi Se Chahat Nahi Tumhare Siwa
Mujhe Kisi Ki Zarurat Nahi Tumhare Siwa

Jo Mere Dil Aur Meri Zindagi Se Pyar Kare
Kisi Ko Itni Ijazat Nahi Tumare Siwa'

LOVE DAY SMS

'When it comes 2 love,
its hard 2 know if u have d right 1.
Many lovers weep, and left in sorrow.y?
Bcoz Words cant immortalize emotions.'

LOVE DAY SMS

Written By A True LOver

"Whenever I See Her She Hate Me,

But Whenever She See Othr COuples,

She Really Miss Me-"!'

LOVE DAY SMS

Sumtyms Life Brings
Us To Such A Stage,
That
If Sum1 Asks Us...

..."What's D Best N Worst
Thing Happened To You?"

We Just Have 1 Answer

... LOVE ...'

Advice-SMS-Message-Collection

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Wed, 2 Feb 2011 04:04:00 -0800

Advice SMS Text Message / urdu Advice SMS, Hindi Advice SMS, English Advice SMS, New Advice SMS, Best Advice SMS, Latest Advice SMS

Advice SMS / Advice SMS Text Message / Hindi Advice SMS |Latest |New |Best

Advice SMS

'"COMPROMISING" Does Not Mean You Are Wrong And Your WIFE
Is Right,

It Only Means That The Safety Of Your HEAD
Is Much More Than Your EGO....!

Advice SMS

'' WAQT NAHI '
Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.
Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.........'

Advice SMS

'"KAL AUR AAJ"

Kal..Wo subha NAMAZ K Liye
Utha krtey thy.

Aj..Hum chai K Liye.

Kal..Wo subha QURAAN K Liye Utha krte thy.

Aj..Hum Akhbar K Liye.

Kal..Wo deen ki khatir jan dete thy.

Aj..Hum Dolat K Liye.

Kal..Un ki Ibtada ALLAH K Naam se hoti thi.

Aj..Movies Aur Music se.

Kal..Aurat Ghar ki zeenat thi.

Aj..Bazar ki

Kal..Aulad Maa baap ka kehna Maanti thi.

Aj..Maa baap Aulad ka.

Zara sochiye hum kis Raah pe chel Rahey hain.'

Advice SMS

'ye chahtain ye ronkain paband hai mere jeeny tk.......
Bina rooh k nahi rakhty ghar waly b jism ko.............!'

Advice SMS

'Aaj ki raat bhi mumkin hai na so'oon Yaaro,

Yaad phir aaey hein neendoon ko urranay waly...

== GUD NITE =='

Velentine SMS / Velentine SMS Text Message / Hindi Velentine SMS |Latest |New |Best

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Wed, 2 Feb 2011 02:41:00 -0800

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Happly Velentine SMS

'Here is my Heart,
it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently,
please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u. Happy Valentine's Day!'

Happly Velentine SMS

' JANTA HON K NAHI HO SAKTI SHEELA MERI.

WAH WAH .....

JANTA HOON K NAHI HOO SAKTI SHEELA MERI.

MAGAR PHIR BHI "LAB PE ATI HAI DUA BAN K TAMANA MERI".'

Happly Velentine SMS

"THE BEST WAY TO LOVE IS TO LOVE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HURT"

Happly Velentine SMS

APNI ZINDGI KA HAR IK PAL NAAM KR JAUN MUHABBAT K
YOUN BS IK DIN MUHABBAT ME BITANA BEWAKOFI HAI

Happly Velentine SMS

V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting

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'This is
a prezzy 4 u....
wanna see whats inside?
'v'
my heart
and
my luv (",)
hope the
friendship we
share
lasts forever!
---'

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if you were my valentine
I"d find the softest rose
to gently brush against
those sweetest lips, the angels chose
my heart is like a flower
craving for your morning kiss
mere words cannot pay homage
to a passion such as this

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'if you were my valentine
I"d treasure every day
the arms that open to me
and the tender words you say
I can"t imagine dreaming
of another soul so sweet
for, if your were my valentine
my life would be complete...'

Happly Velentine SMS

I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God"s Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears, My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears. But most important of all, I thank God when i pray bcoz u make every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.

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International-Dialing-Codes

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 1 Feb 2011 12:22:00 -0800

COUNTRY NAME	DIALING CODE
Afghanistan	93
Alaska	1907
Albania	355
Algeria	213
Andorra	376
Angola	244
Anguilla	1264
Antigua & Barbuda	1268
Argentine	54
Armenia Republic	374
Aruba	297
Ascension Island	247
Australia	61
Australian External	672
Austria	43
Azerbaijan	994
Bahamas	1242
Bahrain	973
Bangladesh	880
Barbados	1246
Belarus	375
Belgium	32
Belize	501
Benin (Dahomey)	229
Bermuda	1441
Bhutan	975
Bolivia	591
Bosnia & Herzegovina	383
Bosnia & Herzegovina	387
Botswana	267
Botswana	287
Brazil	55
Brunei Darussalam	673
Bulgaria	359
Burkina Faso	226
Burma (Myanmar)	95
Burundi	257
Cambodia	855
Cameroon Republic	237
Canada	1
Cape Verde	238
Cayman Islands	1345
Central African Republic	236
Chad Republic	235
Chile	56
China	86
Colombia	57
Comoros	269
Congo	242
Cook Island	682
Costa Rica	506
Croatia	385
Cuba	53
Cyprus	357
Czech Republic	420
Denmark	45
Diego Garcia	246
Djibouti Republic	253
Qatar	974
Dominican British	1767
Dominican Republic	1809
Ecuador	593
Egypt	20
El Salvador	503
Equatorial Guinea	240
Eritrea	251
Eritrea	291
Estonia Republic	372
Ethiopia (F.D.R )	251
Falkland Island	500
Faroe Islands (Denmark )	298
Fiji (Republic of )	697
Finland	358
Finland	352
France	33
French Polynesia	689
Gabon Republic	241
Gambia	220
Gayana	592
Georgia	995
Germany	49
Ghana	233
Gibraltar	350
Greece	30
Greenland	299
Grenade	1473
Guadeloupe	590
Guam	671
Guatemala	502
Guiana ( French )	594
Guinea Bissau Republic	245
Guinea Republic	224
Haiti Republic	509
Hawaii	1808
Honduras Republic	504
Hong Kong	852
Hungary	36
Iceland	354
India	91
Indonesia	62
Inmarsat (Atlantic Ocean)	871
Inmarsat (Atlantic Ocean)	874
Inmarsat (Indian Ocean)	873
Inmarsat (Pacific Ocean)	872
Iran	98
Iraq	964
Ireland	353
Italy	39
Ivory Coast, Côte d'	225
Jamaica	1876
Japan	81
Jordan	962
Kazakhstan	7310
Kazakhstan	7312
Kenya	254
Kirghistan	7319
Kirghistan	996
Kirghistan	733
Kiribati	686
Korea, South	82
Kuwait	965
Laos P.D.R	856
Latvia Republic	371
Lebanon	961
Lesotho	266
Liberia Republic	231
Libya	218
Liechtenstein	423
Liechtenstein	428
Lithuania Republic	370
Luxembourg	352
Macao	853
Macedonia	389
Malagasy (Madagascar)	261
Malawi	265
Malaysia	60
Maldives	960
Maldova Republic	373
Mali Republic	223
Malta	356
Marshall Islands	692
Martinique (French)	596
Mauritania Republic	222
Mauritius	230
Myanmar	95
Mexico	52
Monaco	3393
Monaco	377
Mongolia	976
Montserrat	1664
Morocco	212
Mozambique Republic	258
Oman	968
Namibia Republic	264
Nauru Republic	674
Nepal	977
Netherlands	31
Netherlands Antil.	599
New Caledonia	687
New Zealand	64
Nicaragua	505
Niger Republic	227
Nigeria	234
North Korea	850
Northern Mariana Is.	1670
Norway	47
Panama Republic	507
Papua New Guinea	675
Paraguay Republic	595
Peru	51
Philippines Republic	63
Poland Republic	48
Portugal	351
Puerto Rico	1787
Rwanda	250
Reunion (French)	262
Romania	40
Russia	7
Russia	712
Saint Kitts And Nevi	1869
Saint Lucia	1758
Saint Thomas	239
Saint Vincent	1784
San Marino Republic	378
Saudi Arabia	966
Senegal	221
Seychelles Republic	248
Sierra Leone	232
Singapore Republic	65
Slovak Republic	421
Slovenia Republic	386
Solomon Islands	677
Somalia	252
South Africa	27
Spain	34
Sri Lanka	94
Sudan Republic	249
Suriname Republic	597
Swaziland	268
Sweden	46
Switzerland	41
Syrian Arab Republic	963
Taiwan	886
Tajikistan Republic	7464
Tajikistan Republic	992
Tanzania	255
Thailand	66
Togo	228
Tonga	676
Trinidad and Tobago	1868
Tunisia	216
Turkey	90
Turkmenistan	7360
Turkmenistan	7363
Turkmenistan	993
Turks and Caicos Islands	1649
Tuvalu	688
U.K.	44
U.S.A	1
Uganda	256
Ukraine	380
United Arab Emirates	971
Uruguay	598
Uzbekistan	998
Vanuatu Republic	678
Vanuatu Republic	373
Venezuela Republic	58
Vietnam	84
Virgin Island (U.S.	1340
Virgin Island(British)	1284
Western Samoa	685
Yemen (P.D.R)	969
Yemen Republic	967
Yugoslavia	381
Zaire (Democratic Republic Congo)	243
Zambia Republic	260
Zimbabwe Republic	263

SMS-Abbreveations

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 1 Feb 2011 11:58:00 -0800

ABBREVEATIONS	DESCRIPTION
0	Zero
1	One
10	Ten
10Q	Thank You
121	One to one
1337	leet or Elite
1457	Last
1CE	once
2	to, two
26Y4U	too sexy for you
2BONO	To be or not to be
2DAY	today
2MOR	tomorrow
2n8	Two and Eight (Right Old State)
2NITE	tonight
2U2	To you, too
3	Three
4	Four
4	for
411	Info
4EVER	Forever
4FRNFR	Forever and Ever
5	Five
6	Six
7	Seven
7K	Sick
8	Eight
86	"Out Of" or "Over" or "To get rid of"
9	Nine
:)s	Smiles
@TEOTD	At The End Of The Day
A3	Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
A41A14A	All For One And One For All
AAAAA	American Association Against Acronym Abuse
AAF	As A Friend
AAK	Asleep At Keyboard
AAMOF	As a matter of fact
AAMOI	As A Matter Of Interest
AAR	At Any Rate
AAR8	At Any Rate
AAS	Alive And Smiling
AATK	Always At The Keyboard
AAYF	As Always, Your Friend
AB	Ass Backwards
ABITHIWT	A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
ABRS	Abbreviations
ABT2	About To
ACD	Alt Control Delete
ACE	Access Control Entry
ACK	Acknowledgement
ADAD	Another Day Another Dollar
ADBB	All Done Bye Bye
ADIH	Another Day In Hell
ADIP	Another Day In Paradise
ADN	Any day now
ADN	Any day now
ADR	Address
AEAP	As Early As Possible
AFAGAY	A Friend As Good As You
AFAHMASP	A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
AFAIC	As far as I'm concerned
AFAICS	As Far As I Can See
AFAICT	As far as I can tell
AFAIK	As Far As I Know
AFAIU	As Far As I Understand
AFAIUI	As Far As I Understand It
AFAP	As Far As Possible
AFC	Away From Computer
AFDN	Any Fucking Day Now
AFIAA	As Far As I Am Aware
AFINIAFI	A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
AFK	Away From Keyboard
AFU	All fucked up
AFZ	Acronym free zone
AGKWE	And God Knows What Else
AIAMU	And I'm a monkey's uncle
AIH	As It Happens
AIMB	As I Mentioned Before
AIMP	Always In My Prayers
AISE	As I Said Earlier
AISI	As I see it
AKA	Also Known As
ALAP	As Late As Possible
ALOL	Actually Laughing Out Loud
ALTG	Act Locally, Think Globally
AMAP	As Many As Possible
AMBW	All my best wishes
AMF	Adios, motherfucker!
AML	All My Love
ANFAWFOW	And now for a word from our web sponsor
ANFSCD	And Now For Something Completely Different
AOAS	All of a sudden
AOB	Abuse Of Bandwidth
AOL	Army of lamers
AP	Apple pie
ASAFP	As Soon As "Friggin" Possible
ASAP	As Soon As Possible
ASL	Age, Sex, Location?
ASLMH	Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?
ATK	At The Keyboard
ATM	At The Moment
ATST	At the same time
ATW	All the Web or Around the Web
AWGTHTGT	Are we going to have to go through this again?
AWOL	Absent Without Leave
awtbgitwanim	Aliana was the best girlfriend in the world now I miss her!
AYK	As You Know
AYSOS	Are You Stupid Or Something?
AYTMTB	And you're telling me this because?
B	be
B4	Before
B4N	Bye For Now
B4U	Before You
B4YKI	Before You Know It
BAG	Bursting A Gut
BAK	Back At Keyboard
BAU	Business As Usual
BB	Bathroom break
BB4N	Bye-Bye for Now
BBBG	Bye Bye Be Good
BBFBBM	Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
BBFN	Bye-Bye for Now
BBIAB	Be back in a bit
BBIAF	Be back in a few
BBIAS	Be Back In A Sec
BBIAW	Be Back In A While
BBL	Be Back Later
BBN	Bye, Bye Now
BBS	Be Back Soon
BBSD	Be Back Soon Darling
BBSL	Be Back Sooner or Later
BBT	Be Back Tomorrow
BC	Because
BCBS	Big company, big school
BCNU	be seeing you
BCOZ	Because
BD	Big Deal
BDC	Big dumb company or Big dot com
BDN	Big damn number
BEOS	Nudge
BF	Boyfriend
BFD	Big fucking deal
BFF	Best Friends Forever
BFN	Bye For Now
BG	Big grin
BHOF	Bald headed old fart
BIF	Basis in fact or before I forget
BIOYN	Blow it Out Your Nose
BITD	Back in the day
BITMT	But in the meantime
BKA	Better Known As
BM	Byte me
BMOTA	Byte me on the ass
BMW	Be My Wife
BNF	Big name fan
BO	buzz off
BOHICA	Bend over, here it comes again
BOT	Back on topic
BR	Bathroom
BRB	Be Right Back
BRT	Be Right There
BS	Big Smile
BSF	But Seriously, Folks
BT	Byte This
BTA	But then again or Before the attacks
BTDT	been there done that
BTDTGTS	Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt
BTHOOM	Beats The Heck Out Of Me
BTOBS	Be there or be square
BTSOOM	Beats the shit out of me
BTW	By The Way
BTWBO	Be there with bells on
bugly	Butt Ugly
BW	Best Wishes
BWDIK	But what do I know?
BWO	Black, white or other
BYKT	But you Knew That
BYORL	Bring your own rocket launcher
C	see
C4N	Ciao for now
CB	Chat brat
CFD	Call for discussion
CFV	Call for vote
CIAO	Goodbye (in Italian)
CID	consider it done
CIS	CompuServe Information Service
CMF	Count my fingers
CNP	Continued in my next post
COB	Close Of Business
CofS	Church of Scientology
COZ	because
CP	Cross post
CP	Sleepy
CRAFT	Can't remember a fucking thing
CRAP	Cheap, redundant assorted products
CT	City
CTC	Choking the chicken
CTN	Can't Talk Now
CU	See You
CUL	See You Later
CUL8ER	See You Later
CUL8R	See You Later
CUL8TR	See you later
CUNS	See You In School!
CUZ	Because
CWOT	Complete Waste Of Time
CWYL	Chat with you later
CY	Calm Yourself
CYA	See Ya
CYL	See You Later
CYT	See You Tomorrow
DA	the
DAMIFINO	Damn, if I know
DARFC	Ducking And Running For Cover
DBAU	Doing business as usual
DD	Due diligence
DDD	Direct distance dial
DF	Dear Friend
DH	Dear Hubby or Husband
DIKU	Do I Know You
DILLIGAD	Do I look like I give a damn?
DILLIGAF	Do I look like I give a fuck?
DILLIGAS	Do I look like I give a shit?
DINK	Double Income No Kids
DIY	Do it yourself
DL	Download
DNC	Does Not Compute
DND	Do Not Disturb
DUST	Did You See That?
DWL	Dying with laughter
DWYM	Does what you mean
DXNRY	Dictionary
DYLM	do you like me
DYOFDW	Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
DYSTSOTT	Did you see the size of that thing?
E123	Easy as One, Two, Three
EAK	Eating at Keyboard
EG	Evil grin
EL	Evil Laugh
EM	Excuse Me?
EMFJI	Excuse me for jumping in
EOD	End of discussion
EOM	End of message
EOT	End of transmission
ESO	Equipment smarter than operator
EULA	End-User License Agreement
EWI	E-mailing while intoxicated
EZ	easy
F2F	Flesh to flesh or Face to face
F2T	free to talk
FAB	Features, attributes, benefits
FAI	Frequently argued issue
FAQ	Frequently Asked Questions
FAQL	Frequently Asked Questions List
FAWC	For Anyone Who Cares
FBKS	Failure between keyboard and seat
FBOW	For better or worse
FBUGLY	Fucking Butt Ugly
FC	Fingers Crossed
FE	Fatal error
FF	Friends Forever
FFPN	Fresh fields and pastures new
FISH	First in, Still Here
FITB	Fill in the Blanks
FIWDIM	Fuck It, We'll Do It Monday...
FO	fuck off
FOAD	Fuck Off And Die
FOAF	Friend of a friend
FOC	Free of Charge
FOCL	Falling off chair laughing
FOFL	Falling on Floor Laughing
FOTFLOL	falling on the floor, laughing out loud
FRED	fucking ridiculous electronic device
FRM	from
FSCK	File System Check
FTASB	Faster than a speeding bullet
FTBSITTTD	Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
FTFTFWMF	Fuck Them, Fuck Those Fucking Worthless Mother Fuckers
FTITM	First Thing In The Morning
FTL	Faster than light
FTMFW	For The Mother Fucking Win
FTMFWB	For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
FTTB	For the time being
FTTYYGTS	Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
FTW	For The Win
FUBAB	fucked up beyond all belief
FUBAR	fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
FUBB	Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUBIO	Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
FUD	Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt
FWD	Forward
FWIW	For What It's Worth
FYA	For your amusement
FYI	For Your Information
FYIFV	fuck you, I'm fully vested
FYIV	fuck you, I'm vested
FYM	For your misinformation
FYYSOS	Fuck you, you sack of shit
G	Grin
G2G	Got to Go
G9	Genius
GA	Go ahead
GAL	Get A Life
GALGAL	Give A Little Get A Little
GBH	Great Big Hug
GBTW	Get back to work
GDR	Grinning, Ducking and Running
GF	Girlfirend
GFC	Going for coffee
GFETE	Grinning from ear to ear
GFN	Gone for now
GG	Good Game
GGN	Gotta Go Now
GHP	Good hand partner (for online card games)
GIGO	Garbage in, garbage out
GJIAGDVYCN	Go jump in a god damn volcano, you fucking cave newt
GL	Good luck
GLLA	Great lovers love alike
GLYASDI	God loves you and so do I
GMBO	Giggling my butt off
GMTA	Great Minds Think Alike
GMTFT	Great minds think for themselves
GNBLFY	Got nothing but love for you
GR8	Great!
GRD	Grinning, running and ducking
GRMBL	Grumble
GRRRR	Growling
GSOAS	Go sit on a snake
GSOH	Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary, Own Home)
GTG	got to go
GTGB	Got to go, bye
GTGP	Got to go pee
GTH	Go To Hell
GTSY	Glad to see ya
GYPO	Get your pants off
H8	hate
HAB	Hot Asian babe
HACK	To use something not in its intended manner.
HAGD	Have a Great Day
HAGN	Have a good night
HAGO	Have a good one
HAK	Hugs and kisses
HAND	have a nice day
HB	Hurry back
hbtu	Happy Birthday To You
HD	Hold
HF	Hello, Friend
HH	Hold Hands
HHIS	Hanging head in shame
HHO12K	Ha ha, only half kidding (HHO1/2K)
HHOJ	Ha-Ha, Only Joking
HHOK	Ha ha, only kidding
HHOS	Ha-Ha, Only Being Serious
HHTYAY	Happy Holidays To You And Yours
HIH	Hope It Helps
HIOOC	Help! I'm out of coffee
HOAS	Hold On A Sec
HOHA	Hollywood hacker
HOT4U	hot for you
HTH	Hope this helps
HUA	Heads up ace
HUD	How You Doing?
HUGZ	Hugs
HUYA	Head up your ass
HW	Homework
I 1DR	I Wonder
IAC	In any case
IAE	In any event
IAITS	It's all in the subject
IANAC	I am not a crook
IANAE	I Am Not an Expert
IANAL	I am not a lawyer
IAT	I Am Tired
IAYL	In A While
IBRB	I Will Be Right Back
IBT	In between technology
IBTD	I beg to differ
IC	I See
ICBW	I Could Be Wrong
ICQ	I Seek you
ID10T	Idiot
IDC	I Don't Care
IDK	I Don't Know
IDL	Ideal
IDM	It Does Not Matter
IEF	It's esther's fault
IFAB	I found a bug
IFU	I fucked up
IGGP	I gotta go pee
IGTP	I Get The Point
IHAIM	I Have Another Instant Message
IHNO	I Have No Opinion
IHTFP	I Have Truly Found Paradise
IHTFP	I Hate This Fucking Place
IIIO	Intel inside, idiot outside
IIMAD	If it makes any difference
IIR	If I Remember or If I Recall
IIRC	If I remember correctly
IIWM	If it were me
ILICISCOMK	I laughed, I cried, I spat/spilt coffee/crumbs/coke over my keyboard
ILU	I Love You
ILY	I love you
IM	Instant messaging
IMCO	In my considered opinion
IMHO	In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMNSHO	in my not so humble opinion
IMO	In My Opinion
IMOW	In My Own Words
IMPE	In my previous/personal experience
IMS	I Am Sorry
IMVHO	In my very humble opinion
INMP	It's not my problem
INPO	In no particular order
IOH	I'm outta here
IOTTMCO	Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
IOU	I owe you
IOW	In Other Words
IPN	I'm posting naked
IRC	Internet Relay Chat
IRL	In Real Life
ISS	I said so
ISTM	It Seems to Me
ISTR	I Seem To Remember
ISWYM	I See What You Mean
ITM	In the money
IUM	If You Must
IUSS	If you say so
IYKWIM	If you know what i mean
IYKWIMAI	If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
IYO	In your opinion
IYQ	I like you
IYSS	If you say so
IYSWIM	If you see what I mean
JAD	Just Another day
JAFO	Just another fucking onlooker
JAM	Just A Minute
JAS	Just a second
JC	Just checking
JIC	Just in case
JK	Just kidding
JM2C	Just My 2 Cents
JOO	You
JOOTT	Just one of those things
JPYL	Just pulling your leg
JT	Just Teasing
JW	Just wondering (Wondered)
JYYC	Just yanking your chain
K	okay
KBD	Keyboard
KEWL	Cool
KFY	Kiss for you
KHUF	Know How You Feel
KIR	Keep It Real
KISS	Keep It Simple, Stupid
KIT	Keep in touch
KMA	Kiss my ass
KMRIA	Kiss my royal Irish arse
KOK	Knock
KOTC	Kiss on the cheek
KOTL	Kiss on the lips
KWIM	Know what i mean
KYPO	Keep your pants on
l33t	Elite (also "1337" - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
L8	late
L8ER	later
L8R	Later
L8RS	Laters
L8TR	Later
LAGNAF	Let's all get naked and fuck!
LAQ	Lame ass quote
LD	Long distance
LDR	Long Distance Relationship
LDTTWA	Let's do the time warp again
LIFO	Last in, first out
LLTA	Lots and lots of thunderous applause
LMAO	Laugh My Ass Off
LMFAO	Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
LMIRL	Let's meet in real life
LMK	Let me know
Lndn	London
LOL	Laugh Out Loud
LOL	Lots Of Love
LOLA	Laugh Out Loud Again
LOLERSKATES	Laugh Out Loud +Skates
LOLLERSKATES	Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
LOOL	Laughing Outragously Out Loud
LOPSOD	Long on promises, short on delivery
LQTM	Laughing Quietly To Myself
LRF	Little rubber feet
LTNS	Long Time No See
LTNT	Long time, no talk
LTR	Long term relationship
LULAB	Love you like a brother
LULAS	Love you like a sister
LV	love
LWR	Launch When Ready
LYL	Love ya lots
LYLAB	Love You Like a Brother
LYLAS	Love you like a sister
M8	Mate
M8 or M8	Mate or Mates
MFD	Multi-Function Device
MfG	Mit freundlichen Gruessen
MHBFY	My Heart Bleeds For You
MIHAP	May I Have Your Attention Please
MKOP	My Kind Of Place
MM	Market Maker
MMFU	my mate fancies you
MMHA2U	My Most Humble Apologies To You
MMS	Multimedia Messaging System
mo	Moment
mofo	Mother Fucker
MOMPL	One Moment Please
MOO	Mud, Object-Oriented
MOOS	Member Of The Opposite Sex
MorF	Male or Female?
MOSS	Member Of The Same Sex
MOTAS	Member Of The Appropriate Sex
MOTD	Message Of The Day
MOTSS	Members Of The Same Sex
MSG	Message
MTBF	Mean Time Between Failure
MTE	My Thoughts Exactly
MTFBWU	may the force be with you
MTFBWY	May The Force Be With You
MUBAR	Messed up Beyond All Recognition
MWBRL	More Will Be Revealed Later
MYOB	Mind your own Business
N00B	Noobie (New Person)
N1	Nice One
N2M	Not To Mention
NA	Not applicable or Not affiliated
NAK	Nursing at keyboard
NALOPKT	Not A Lot of People Know That
NAP	Not a problem
NAZ	Name, Address, Zip (also means NASDAQ)
NBD	No big deal
NBIF	No basis in fact
NC	No comment
NCG	New college graduate
NE	any
NE1	anyone
NE1	Anyone
NE1 ER	Anyone Here?
NETHNG	anything
NF	Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
NFC	No fucking clue
NFI	No fucking idea
NFW	No fucking way
NG	New gme
NH	Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
NIFOC	Nude in front of the computer
NIM	No internal message
NIMBY	Not in my back yard
NIMQ	Not in my queue
NINJA	No Income, No Job, or Assets
NM	NeverMind
NMP	Not my problem
NO1	no one
NOOB	New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; "Your such a noob!")
NOYB	None of your business
NP	no problem
NQOCD	Not quite our class, dear
NRG	Energy
NRN	No Reply Necessary
NSFW	Not Safe For Work
NT	No text
NTK	Nice To Know
NTYMI	Now That You Mention It
NUFF	Enough Said
NVM	Nevermind
NW	No Way!
NYCFS	New York City finger salute
OAUS	On an unrelated subject
OBTW	Oh, by the way
OEM	Original equipment manufacturer
OIC	Oh I See
OK	All Correct
OLL	Online love
OMDB	Over My Dead Body
OMFG	Oh my fucking God
OMG	Oh My God
OMIK	Open mouth, insert keyboard
ONNA	Oh no, not again!
ONNTA	Oh No, Not This Again
OOC	Out of character
OOF	Out Of Facility
OOI	Out Of Interest
OOO	Out of office
OOTB	Out of the box or Out of the blue
OOTC	Obligatory on topic comment
OS	Operating system
OT	Off topic
OTOH	On the other hand
OTP	On the Phone
OTT	Over The Top
OTTOMH	Off the Top of my Head
OUSU	Oh, You Shut Up
OWTTE	Or words to that effect
OZ	Australia
PANS	Pretty awesome new stuff
PAW	parents are watching
PCM	Please call me
PD	Public Domain
PDOMA	Pulled directly out of my ass
PDQ	Pretty Darn Quick
PEBCAK	Problem exists between chair and keyboard
PIMP	Peeing in my pants
PITA	Pain In The Arse
PLS	please
PM	Personal Message
PMFJI	Pardon me for jumping in
PMIGBOM	Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
PMJI	Pardon My Jumping In
PML	Piss Myself Laughing
PMP	Peeing my pants
PMPF	Piss My Pants Funny
PO	Piss off
POETS	Piss on everyone, tomorrow's Saturday
PONA	Person of no account
POOF	Good-bye
POS	Parent over shoulder
POV	Point of view
PPL	People
PRT	Party
PRW	Parents Are Watching
PS	Post Script
PTB	Please Text Back
PU	That Stinks
pwnage	Ownage - The act of pwning
pwned	Owned - Much better; "He got pwned by the better player")
PZA	Pizza
QL	Quit Laughing!
QS	Quit Scrolling
QT	Cutie
R	are
RAT	Remotely activated trojan
RBAY	Right Back At Ya
RBTL	Read between the lines
RD	Research and development
RE	Regards or Hello Again
REHI	Hello again or Re-hi
RFD	Request For Discussion
RFR	Really fucking rich
RFS	Really fucking soon
RKBA	Right to keep and bear arms
RL	Real life
RLF	Real life friend
RLR	Earlier
RMLB	Read my lips baby
RMMM	Read my mail man!
RN	Right now!
ROFL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLCOPTER	Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies)
ROFLMAO	Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
ROFLOL	Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud
ROTFL	Rolling on the floor laughing
ROTFLMAO	Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
ROTFLOL	Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTM	Right on the money
RPG	Role playing games
RR	Rest and relaxation
RSN	Real soon now
RTBS	Reason to be single
RTDox	Read the documentations
RTFAQ	Read the FAQ File
RTFI	read the fucking instructions
RTFM	Read the Fucking Manual
RTFM	read the fucking manual
RTK	Return to keyboard
RTM	Read the manual
RU	are you
RUMORF	Are You Male Or Female
RUOK	are you okay
RUUP4IT	Are You Up For It
RX	Regards
RYO	Roll your own
S2R	Send To Receive
S4L	Spam For Life
SBIA	Stands Back In Amazement
SBTA	Sorry, Being Thick Again
SCNR	Sorry, Could Not Resist
SED	Said Enough Darling
SETE	Smiling Ear to Ear
SF	Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
SFAIAA	So Far As I Am Aware
SFETE	Smiling From Ear To Ear
sfw	Safe For Work
SG4IT	Search Google For It
SH	Shit Happens
SITCOMs	Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage
SITD	Still In The Dark
SK8	Skate
SLIRK	Smart Little Rich Kid
SMAIM	Send Me An Instant Message
SME	Subject Matter Expert
SMEM	Send Me E-Mail
SMPF	Shit My Pants Funny
SMS	Short Message Service
SNAFU	Situation Normal, All Fucked Up
SNAG	Sensitive New Age Guy
SNERT	Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
SO	Significant Other
SOHF	Sense Of Humor Failure
SOL	Shit Out of Luck
SOP	Standard Operating Procedure
SorG	Straight or Gay?
SOZ	sorry
SRO	Standing Room Only
SSDD	Same Shit Different Day
SSEWBA	Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms
STATS	Your sex and age
STFU	Shut The Fuck Up!
STM	Spank The Monkey
STR8	Straight
STYS	Speak To You Soon
SUM1	someone
SUYF	Shut Up You Fool
SWAG	Scientific Wild Ass Guess
SWAK	Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
SWALK	Sent with a loving Kiss
SWDYT	So What Do You Think?
SWG	Scientific Wild Guess
SWTDRMZ	Sweet Dreams
SYS	See You Soon
T+	Think positive
TAFN	That's all for now
TAH	Take a hike
TARFU	Things are really fucked up
TAS	Taking A Shower
TB	Text Back
TBA	To be advised
TBC	To be continued
tbh	To Be Honest
TCB	The Trouble Came Back!
TDM	Too Darn Many
TDTM	Talk dirty to me
TEOTWAWK	The end of the world as we know it
TFDS	That is For Darn Sure
TFH	Thread from hell
TFN	Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
tfr	Thanks For Reading
TGIF	Thank God it Is Friday
THANQ	thank you
THNX 1.0	Thanks a million
THX	Thank You
THX or T	Thanks
THX, THN	Thanks
THX40	Thanks For Nothing
TIA	Thanks in advance
TIAIL	Think I am in love
TIC	Tongue in cheek
TLA	Three letter acronym
TLGO	The list goes on
TLK2UL	Talk to You Later
TM	Trust me
TMA	Too many acronyms
TMB	Text Me Back
TMFA	Too many fucking acronyms
TMI	Too much information
TMIY	Take me Im yours
TMK	To my knowledge
TMTOWTDI	There's more than one way to do it
TNA	Temporarily not available
TNC	Tongue In Cheek
TNTLLAC	Try Not To Look Like A Cock
TNX	Thanks
TOM	Tomorrow
TOS	Terms of service
TOT	Tons of Time
TP	Team Player
TPC	The phone company
TPTB	The powers that be
TSR	Totally stuck in ram
TSWC	Tell someone who cares
TTBOMK	To the best of my knowledge
TTFN	Ta-Ta For Now!
TTG	Time to Go
TTS	Text to Speech
TTT	That's the ticket or to the top
TTTT	To Tell The Truth
TTUL	Talk to You Later
TTWIG	That's the way it goes
TTYL	Talk To You Later
TTYL8R	Talk to you later
TVN	Thank You Very Much
TW	Team Work
TWIMC	To whom it may concern
TWT	Twat!
TXS	Thanks
TXT BAC	text back
TY	Thank you
TYVM	thank you very much
U	You
U2	You Too
U4E	Yours For Ever
UI!	You Idiot!
UL	You Will?
unPC	unPolitically correct
UR	your
UR	You Are?
URAQT	you are a cutie
URAS	you are a star
URT1	Your are the one
URW	You are welcome
URWS	You Are Wise
URYY4M	You are too wise for me
VBG	Very Big Grin
VBS	Very Big Smile
VC	Venture capital
VEG	Very Evil Grin
VFM	Value for money
VM	Voice mail
VRBS	Virtual reality bullshit
VSF	Very Sad Face
W	with
W8	Wait...
WAD	Without A Doubt
WAG	Wild Ass Guess
WAI	What an idiot
WAMBAM	Web application meets brick and mortar
WAN2	want to
WB	Welcome Back
WBS	Write Back Soon
WC	Who Cares?
WCA	Who cares anyway
WDYS	What did you say?
WDYT	What do you think?
WE	whatever
we	Weekend
WEG	Wicked evil grin
WF	Way Fun
WFM	Works for me
WG	Wicked grin
WGAFF	Who gives a flying fuck
WIIFM	What's in it for me?
WIIWD	What it is we do
WISP	Winning Is So Pleasureable
WIT	Wordsmith in training
WITFITS	What in the fuck is this shit
WKND	weekend
WLUMRyMe	Will you marry Me?
WNOHGB	Were No One Has Gone Before
WO	without
WOG	Wise old guy
WOMBAT	Waste of money, brains and time
wrk	Work
WRT	With regard to
WT	Without Thinking
WT	What?
WTB	Want to buy
WTF	What The Fuck
WTFRU	Who the fuck are you?
WTFWT	What the fuck was that?
WTG	Way To Go!
WTGP	Want to go private?
WTH	What The Hell
WTMI	Way too much information
WTTM	Without Thinking To Much
WU	What is Up
WUD	what you doing
WUF	Where Are You From?
WUWH	Wish you were here
WWDWIIWD	When we do what it is we do
WWY	Where Were You?
WYCM	Will You Call Me?
WYGOWM	will you go out with me
WYP	What's your problem?
WYRN	What's your real name?
WYS	Whatever you say
WYSITWIR	What you see is totally worthless in real life
WYSIWYG	What you see is what you get
WYSLPG	What you see looks pretty good
WYT	Whatever you think
WYWH	Wish You Were Here
XI10	Exciting
XLNT	excellent
XME	Excuuuuse Me
XOXO	Hugs and Kisses
Y	why
YA	Yet another
YA yaya	Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
YABA	Yet another bloody acronym
YACC	Yet another calendar company
YAFIYGI	You asked for it, you got it
YBS	You�ll be Sorry
YCT	Your Comment To
YGIAGAM	Your guess is as good as mine
YGWYPF	You get what you pay for
YHM	You have mail
YIC	Yours in Christ
YKW	You Know What?
YM	Young man
YMMV	Your mileage may vary
YNK	You never know
YR	Why Are
YSYD	Yeah, sure you do
YTTT	You telling the truth?
YW	You are Welcome
YYSSW	yeah yeah sure sure whatever
ZOMG	Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)
ZZZ	Sleeping, Bored, Tired

SMS-Emotions

muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Tue, 1 Feb 2011 11:20:00 -0800

SMILIE	DESCRIPTION
<3	A Heart
@}---\-	A rose
O :-)	An angel
:-\|\|	Angry
@	at
:-o zz	Bored
:^)	Broken nose
:-<	Cheated
<\|-)	Chinese
*<:o)	Clown
:-\|	Determined
\_/\_/	Drinks For Two
S:)	Elvis Smiling
<*((((<	Fish
8:-)	Glasses on head
:' )	Happy and crying
(-:	Happy Smile
:)	Happy Smile
:-~)	Having a cold
(_8^(!)	Homer Simpson
%-}	Intoxicated
:-*	Kiss
:-D	Laugher
:-{}	Lip stick
@@@@:)	Marge Simpson
<:-\|	Monk / Nun
:-\|/:-I	No face/poker face
:-X	Not saying a word
-6%	Not very clever
~(=@>)	Pig
-:-)	Punk
:-#	Razes
:-(	Sad
:(	Sad, without nose
:-9	Salivating
:-\	Sceptical
: @	Shouting
:-(0)	Shouting
(-.-)	Sleeping
\|-I	Sleeping
:-)	Smiley
:-)=	Smiling with a beard
#:-)	Smiling with a fur hat
:-)8	Smiling with bow tie
d:-)	Smiling with cap
&:-)	Smiling with curls
8-)	Smiling with glasses
{:-)	Smiling with hair
(:-)	Smiling with helmet
:-( )	Smiling with mouth open
C\|:-)	Smiling with top hat
[:-)	Smiling with walkman
:-?	Smoking a pipe
\|-O	Snoring
(_x_)	Sore Bum
:p	Stick your Tongue out
:-P	Sticking Tongue Out
B-)	Sunglasses
B:-)	Sunglasses on head
:-<>	Surprised
:-v	Talking
:-w	Talking with two tongues
}:-(	Toupee blowing in the wind
;-)	Twinkle
;)	Twinkle, without nose
:=)	Two noses
=\|:-)=	Uncle Sam
:-c	Unhappy
@:-)	Using a turban
>:-(	Very angry
:-{)	With a moustache
:-O	Wow

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muhammad.omor3@gmail.com (Homer Oston) — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 21:43:00 -0800

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