Smooth Operator - Smthop.comhttp://www.smthop.com/Comedy, satire, awesomeness.en-usWed, 06 Oct 2010 19:59:51 -0400 (UTC)Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:59:51 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.comASP.net XML Writerkris@smthp.com (Kris Steele)kris@smthp.com (Kris Steele)Five Things You Should Never Do With Your Quranhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1247Okay, calm down...we know, we know...Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:46:31 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1247Astronomer: Universe Askew Because Eminem Won't Stop Acting Blackhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1246Enough.Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:31:21 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1246Justin Bieber Allegation Shocker: I am NOT a Teen Lesbian!http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1245Is Justin a Justina?!Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:35:46 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1245'Back in 5 Minutes' Sign Deemed Equivalent To 'Gone to Take a Shit'http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1244phewie!Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:26:38 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1244Republicans Admit Whatever Democrats Do is Wronghttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1242Inside sources in Washington reveal that Republicans will oppose whatever Democrats propose and support whatever they don't.Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:00:55 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1242Crazy Judge Bangs Gavelhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1241Confusion reined supreme today as a well-respected Judge dismissed his usual even-keel behavior and donned the suit of a crazy lunatic.Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:26:18 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1241Obama Health Care Package Success Hinges That Nothing Bad Ever Happens To America Againhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1240don't even breath...Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:28:57 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1240New All Brains Diet All the Ragehttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1239Just a few months into 2010 and already the latest dieting craze has begun, the zombie-inspired all brains diet!Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:34:48 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1239Woman Lost in Parking Ramp for Four Days Found Alivehttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1238After four days of struggle, confusion, and a lot of stair climbing, long-time widow and part-time Walgreen's cashier Mary Barns was found alive and in good spirits.Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:55:54 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1238Santa Claus Charged with 106 million Counts of Breaking and Enteringhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237Worldwide Christmas icon Santa Clause was stood before a judge at a Sacramento courthouse earlier today and plead guilty to approximately 106 million counts of breaking and entering.Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:12:00 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237Cold Weather Snap Makes Global Warming Liberal Girl Cryhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1236*sob!*Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:10:35 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1236Girl With Huge Tits Sues Boss For Staring At Her Huge Titshttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1235Smthop.com legal news featureSat, 19 Dec 2009 21:49:46 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1235Golf-loving Volcano Threatens to Erupt after Hearing Tiger Woods Newshttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1234Evacuation of 50,000 Philippines living around the island's most active volcano begins after news that Tiger Woods would be taking an indefinite leave from golf.Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:26:16 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1234Newly Discovered T-Rex Cousin Enjoyed Romantic Walks on the Beachhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1233Freshly discovered Dino may have been Earth's first Casanova.Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:36:55 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1233Man Sad After Garden Failshttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1232Gardening in late November... how could this possibly go bad?!?Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:10:39 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1232Kris Kross Reunites as Wendy's Employeeshttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1231The Daddy Mac is going to take your order and the Mac Daddy is going to cook your food.Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:04:30 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1231Released Baby Rhinos Could Spell Doom for North Americahttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1230You've seen them on the arms of today's hottest celebrities and on some of the richest and most influential people in the United States. Yet behind the cute faces lurks a situation about to explode and destroy all of America.Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:24 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1230Democrats to Place Cake in Balloon, Hope Rush Limbaugh Floats Awayhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1228The recent hoopla around the "Balloon Boy" has given rise to a new plan by top Democrats to rid themselves of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh.Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:50:44 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1228Bill Clinton : I Can Bend In Half and Blow Myselfhttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1227Bubba huh?Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:09:39 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1227Exclusive Interview With The Liberal Grocer: September, 2009 Reposthttp://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1226Once again, smthop.com fortells the future!Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:16:14 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1226