http://www.smthop.com/Comedy, satire, awesomeness.en-usWed, 06 Oct 2010 19:59:51 -0400 (UTC)Wed, 06 Oct 2010 19:59:51 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.comASP.net XML Writerkris@smthp.com (Kris Steele)kris@smthp.com (Kris Steele)http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/flRlcyJ37SI/article.aspxOkay, calm down...we know, we know...Sat, 18 Sep 2010 22:46:31 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1247http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1247http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/vr9lheXyzog/article.aspxEnough.Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:31:21 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1246http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1246http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/7KVZ1YKyn1Y/article.aspxIs Justin a Justina?!Sun, 18 Jul 2010 10:35:46 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1245http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1245http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/4WbcpASuKfQ/article.aspxphewie!Wed, 14 Jul 2010 18:26:38 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1244http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1244http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/cLeQM4e7Ga4/article.aspxInside sources in Washington reveal that Republicans will oppose whatever Democrats propose and support whatever they don't.Thu, 15 Apr 2010 14:00:55 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1242http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1242http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/ZTT8aeIlaFI/article.aspxConfusion reined supreme today as a well-respected Judge dismissed his usual even-keel behavior and donned the suit of a crazy lunatic.Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:26:18 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1241http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1241http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/emkQlaTisr0/article.aspxdon't even breath...Thu, 01 Apr 2010 20:28:57 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1240http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1240http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/XZi3RFoLBOs/article.aspxJust a few months into 2010 and already the latest dieting craze has begun, the zombie-inspired all brains diet!Fri, 19 Mar 2010 11:34:48 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1239http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1239http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/3x-uErj8tmA/article.aspxAfter four days of struggle, confusion, and a lot of stair climbing, long-time widow and part-time Walgreen's cashier Mary Barns was found alive and in good spirits.Thu, 04 Mar 2010 13:55:54 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1238http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1238http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/H26yZx9sh3o/article.aspxWorldwide Christmas icon Santa Clause was stood before a judge at a Sacramento courthouse earlier today and plead guilty to approximately 106 million counts of breaking and entering.Wed, 13 Jan 2010 11:12:00 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1237http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/u90Kp9Rl55c/article.aspx*sob!*Sat, 09 Jan 2010 16:10:35 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1236http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1236http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/4QHut3VU4MY/article.aspxSmthop.com legal news featureSat, 19 Dec 2009 21:49:46 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1235http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1235http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/PnBVGxDKoDM/article.aspxEvacuation of 50,000 Philippines living around the island's most active volcano begins after news that Tiger Woods would be taking an indefinite leave from golf.Tue, 15 Dec 2009 07:26:16 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1234http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1234http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/xKvEZJ-pYDo/article.aspxFreshly discovered Dino may have been Earth's first Casanova.Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:36:55 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1233http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1233http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/Gr6VMZCt1rw/article.aspxGardening in late November... how could this possibly go bad?!?Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:10:39 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1232http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1232http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/vSwbmRiJ1Kk/article.aspxThe Daddy Mac is going to take your order and the Mac Daddy is going to cook your food.Tue, 10 Nov 2009 08:04:30 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1231http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1231http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/ZAejKzUfZi4/article.aspxYou've seen them on the arms of today's hottest celebrities and on some of the richest and most influential people in the United States. Yet behind the cute faces lurks a situation about to explode and destroy all of America.Tue, 03 Nov 2009 13:41:24 -0500 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1230http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1230http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/5vrcOzd0_VY/article.aspxThe recent hoopla around the "Balloon Boy" has given rise to a new plan by top Democrats to rid themselves of conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh.Fri, 16 Oct 2009 07:50:44 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1228http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1228http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/tOlsQlNkSLc/article.aspxBubba huh?Sun, 27 Sep 2009 19:09:39 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1227http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1227http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/smthop/~3/0ddjCV_u4gQ/article.aspxOnce again, smthop.com fortells the future!Fri, 25 Sep 2009 19:16:14 -0400 (UTC)http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1226http://www.smthop.com/article.aspx?newsnum=1226