<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:blogger='http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268</id><updated>2024-09-10T17:23:14.840-04:00</updated><category term="Entertainment"/><category term="Funny"/><category term="Music"/><category term="Politics"/><category term="Stupidity"/><category term="Affected"/><category term="Embarrassment"/><category term="GOP Idiots"/><category term="Homophobia"/><category term="Horehand"/><category term="Lance Armstrong"/><category term="Lance Smarmstrong"/><category term="Lindsay Lohan"/><category term="Madonna"/><category term="Nostalgia"/><category term="Obama"/><category term="PETA"/><category term="Prince"/><category term="Racism"/><category term="Tired"/><category term="Unfunny"/><category term="glbt"/><category term="we&#39;ll wait"/><title type='text'>A Smut-Filled Tome</title><subtitle type='html'>Celebrity News, Analysis and Other Stuff that Matters.  Really.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default?redirect=false'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>6</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-7339424924142672688</id><published>2008-12-16T08:05:00.040-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-17T12:56:41.307-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Affected"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Entertainment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Madonna"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Music"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Tired"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="we&#39;ll wait"/><title type='text'>Madonna Slip and Fall!</title><summary type="text">Still stinging due to a recent separation from her money, things just got worse for Vadge.Performing in Rio Sunday, she did embarrassingly sad, tired sexy nasty stuff to a guitar. Then she tumbled for ya on the slippery stage.Could retirement be imminent? Will Vadge soon ride off in the sunset to write more horrible children&#39;s books and perfect her fake British accent? We&#39;ll wait....</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/7339424924142672688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/7339424924142672688' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/7339424924142672688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/7339424924142672688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/12/madonna-slip-and-fall.html' title='Madonna Slip and Fall!'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-5988241325314707923</id><published>2008-11-18T12:27:00.043-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-19T08:17:27.588-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Entertainment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="glbt"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Homophobia"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Music"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Nostalgia"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Prince"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Unfunny"/><title type='text'>Prince is a Dullard</title><summary type="text">If you&#39;re of my generation, you may have fond memories of Prince. Sure, he’s kind of tired. Hell, he’s 50 now!He’s not the best lyricist and his stuff can be uneven. Still...I liked the idea that he was racy and openminded.Who knew that the person who wrote this:Now where I come fromWe don&#39;t give a damnWe do whatever we pleaseIt ain&#39;t about no downtownNowhere boundNarrow-minded dragIt&#39;s all about</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/5988241325314707923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/5988241325314707923' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/5988241325314707923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/5988241325314707923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/prince-is-dullard.html' title='Prince is a Dullard'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/urmomonacid/Prince/th_1981zh1.jpg" height="72" width="72"/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-2506190176380282845</id><published>2008-11-18T08:02:00.046-05:00</published><updated>2008-12-28T15:36:48.930-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Entertainment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lance Armstrong"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lance Smarmstrong"/><title type='text'>Lance Armstrong Has His Butt on his Shoulders</title><summary type="text">Lance Armstrong is jittery about his participation in the next Tour, which begins in July. The cycling star has come out of &quot;retirement&quot; (gross) to participate.Armstrong fears his frenemies in France might make mischief. He&#39;s probably worried they&#39;ll tamper with his samples again.I guess he doesn&#39;t realize there are plenty of detractors right here. And I&#39;m not talking about the Sheryl Crow fan </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/2506190176380282845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/2506190176380282845' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/2506190176380282845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/2506190176380282845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/lance-armstrong-has-his-butt-on-his.html' title='Lance Armstrong Has His Butt on his Shoulders'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-1228733924719316925</id><published>2008-11-16T14:33:00.041-05:00</published><updated>2009-01-11T13:38:44.946-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Entertainment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Funny"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Horehand"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Lindsay Lohan"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="PETA"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Racism"/><title type='text'>Fun With Flour (Special Lohan Series, Part One)</title><summary type="text">All morning I trawled the web, coffee in hand, reading the Lindsay Lohan fur story everywhere I could.A PETA activist dumped a bag of flour on the cracktress Friday night as she entered a Paris nightclub wearing a fur stole.I became angry as I read one account after another. No one had published the flour pics with their stories! So frustrating!I&#39;m not a fan of HoHan, and her stupid-ass &quot;colored </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/1228733924719316925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/1228733924719316925' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/1228733924719316925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/1228733924719316925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/fun-with-flour.html' title='Fun With Flour (Special Lohan Series, Part One)'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-3887577297568686207</id><published>2008-11-07T18:45:00.024-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-29T17:48:07.932-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="GOP Idiots"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Obama"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Politics"/><title type='text'>Another Reason to Gloat</title><summary type="text">I&#39;m not much of a gloater.But I do detest Brad Blakeman.He&#39;s so intent on mindlessly towing the Republican party line that he&#39;s unintentionally laughable; rendering himself ridiculous and completely useless as a panelist.A demonic alien descending from a space ship comes to mind when I see him, and I&#39;m reminded of &quot;Heavens Gate.&quot;How satisfying to think he&#39;s been at least briefly thwarted by </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/3887577297568686207/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/3887577297568686207' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/3887577297568686207'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/3887577297568686207'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/another-reason-to-gloat.html' title='Another Reason to Gloat'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4565390111844386268.post-1357051838234876554</id><published>2008-11-02T08:10:00.061-05:00</published><updated>2008-11-30T23:01:28.258-05:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Embarrassment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Entertainment"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Politics"/><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stupidity"/><title type='text'>A Valuable Lesson From Oprah</title><summary type="text">Everyone loves Oprah. Her accomplishments are legion.Though I&#39;ve seen some magazine covers in which she looked frighteningly like Star Jones, I almost believe she hasn&#39;t had plastic surgery.And I know the pleasures of daytime television.But Oprah is annoying as hell. Patronizing. Ingratiating. A trifle santimonious; interacting with her audience as if they&#39;re a bit dense. Are they? Isn&#39;t she?At </summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/feeds/1357051838234876554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment/fullpage/post/4565390111844386268/1357051838234876554' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/1357051838234876554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/4565390111844386268/posts/default/1357051838234876554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://smuttome.blogspot.com/2008/11/valuable-lesson-from-oprah.html' title='A Valuable Lesson From Oprah'/><author><name>Carly Dawn Kickslaw</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07446796305181450637</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='24' height='32' src='//blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi4z9Yao4y1a9oBZdDy2JKXmBib22ISbzJrS4IfZLavuUp0kG8tp6iTHwu5dmMUGe0bvJI0Fe4q_eLuUCtsCc1QYDpubdbDATTlZ3jvcJhxTW7MXl8I2HVMTxtni7UpFg/s220/cigad.bmp'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>