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Michael Jackson’s Kids Not Biologically His; Not Legally Adopted

Erin — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 02:11:04 +0000

Bombshell news is breaking tonight that Michael Jackson is NOT the biological father of his three children, nor were they legally adopted by him! Debbie Rowe, long thought to be the biological mother of Jackson’s oldest two children, was really just a surrogate mother who carried another woman’s eggs… fertilized by a father who was not Michael Jackson. Jackson’s youngest child was conceived by a different set of egg and sperm donors. TMZ is reporting that none of the three were ever legally adopted by Jackson.

This explosive news is sure to further complicate the already twisted legal consequences of the King of Pop’s death. He died with a 2002 will. We will update this story as more news becomes available.

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Michael Jackson’s Drug Destruction

Erin — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 12:45:58 +0000

Paramedics’ monitor shows Jackson, a “50 year old male”, was “not breathing at all’ when the 911 call was received. Photo credit: The Sun

In what is a sad but familiar story in Hollywood, another star has likely lost his life due to a prescription drug overdose…facilitated by doctors who function as “drug ATMs” for their clients. Life & Style reports that Michael Jackson was taking a cocktail of up to seven prescription drugs in the months before his death. He allegedly overdosed on Thursday morning after a Demerol injection, causing respiratory and cardiac arrest.

A Jackson family lawyer told CNN he “feared” the drugs could kill the pop star. The star had been taking prescription painkillers including anti-anxiety drugs Xanax, Zoloft and painkiller Demerol in recent months, according to sources close to Jackson.

Demerol is a powerful, morphine-like painkiller that is highly addictive. It is often reserved for hospital/surgery usage, but can be legally prescribed for pain. Why the Demerol injection? There are reports that Jackson had a broken bone in his leg, but was still rehearsing for his upcoming tour.

What is unclear is why his in-house physicians didn’t have (or use) reversal agents such as Narcan (for opiates like Demerol) and Flumazenil (for benzodiazepines like Xanax.) Jackson’s drug use was well-known, and, like Anna Nicole Smith, was facilitated by compliant health-care professionals.

The Sun is reporting that an emergency room source at UCLA Hospital said Jackson’s aides told medics he had collapsed after a Demerol injection. A Jackson source said: “Shortly after taking the Demerol he started to experience slow shallow breathing. His breathing gradually got slower and slower until it stopped.”

L.A. police would not confirm claims that Jackson had been administered the injection, but last night family spokesman Brian Oxman, alluded to “abuse of medications” while speaking to CNN minutes before Jackson’s death was confirmed.

Oxman confirmed Jackson’s leg injury, and said there were discussions that one day “he is going to be dead”. He went on to detail concerns about Michael’s drug use. He revealed that:

“This family has been trying for months and months and months to take care of Michael Jackson. I do not know the extent of medications he was taking but reports we are receiving from his family was that it was extensive.

“It is something that I feared and something that I warned about…it was something I warned people was going to happen and it has happened… there is no smoke without fire.

“It is a case of abuse of medications.”

Authorities have opened up an investigation into Jackson’s death. Was he another Anna Nicole? Snark Food will continue to update this tragic story as more details become available. TMZ’s coverage of the story is here.

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Michael Jackson, Dead At 50

Erin — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:56:39 +0000

The King of Pop, Michael Jackson, suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills, California home and paramedics were unable to revive him. TMZ is reporting that when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

Jackson was reportedly dead when paramedics arrived. Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but he was completely unresponsive. TMZ says that Michael’s sister La Toya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

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Snark Sightings

Erin — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:34:42 +0000

Did Lohan Pirate Some Major Bling? People

Really? Chase Crawford Is The Hottest Bachelor? Hollywood Dame

Victoria Beckham Deflates The Funbags: Celeb Gossipz

Does Katie Holmes Have Another Bot In The Oven? Babble

Mia Farrow’s Brother Found Dead: Backseat Cuddler

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Heidi Montag Is Scared Of Al Roker

Erin — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:39:09 +0000

Eternal famewhores Heidi Montag and husbutt Spencer Pratt spoke to Al Roker today about their ~~staged~~ riveting adventures on “I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!” Spencer thought Matt Lauer would be interviewing them instead, and told Ryan Seacrest:

“I’m still trying to figure out, was the weatherman asking us questions? I thought we were getting interviewed by Matt Lauer or something,” said Pratt of Roker who reports weather for the Today Show.

As for Heidi, she is incredibly distressed over the whole shebang, and whined:

“I was shocked at how rude he was - I was crying afterwards because I couldn’t believe I felt personally attacked,” said Montag. “I wanted to say to him, do you feel proud of how you’re talking to me right now? I’m just a young woman and you’re coming at me so aggressively and meanly and mean-spirited.”

“I just wanted to talk about the show and my experience there and how fun it was, and he just made it a very uncomfortable and awful experience,” said Montag. “I really would advise women especially to be careful around him because I feel like he definitely came and attacked me and I did not appreciate that at all.”

Al Roker: Ninja Muckraker. You’ve been warned, celebs.

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Crimes Against Fashion: Michelle Obama Edition

Erin — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 17:04:34 +0000

Rarely is Snarkista speechless, but today she’s pretty damn close. Behold Michelle Obama in London, one of the fashion capitols of the world. Unfortunately, Miss Thang appears to have run through the notions department at Fabrics-R-Us following a vicious glue-gun fight.

“But,” you may say, “perhaps she was visiting Piccadilly Circus, and was tripped up by the ‘circus’ part?” No… sadly, this was Michelle’s pick to visit Westminster Abbey. Nothing says “reverence” like an homage to Bozo.

This getup makes the “black widow” election-night dress look positively regal. For those of you still hanging on to those “Jackie-O” comparisons, you may now let go.

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Lindsay Lohan Goes Cuckoo At Cuckoo

Erin — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:40:30 +0000

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay. Just when we think you’ve hit the bottom and MAY be headed back up for air, you pull a stunt that shocks even the most jaded among us. Not that Snarkista is jaded, mind you, but Lindsay Lohan is giving celebrities who behave badly good reasons to feel smug.

The freckled one decided to go clubbing the other night in London, and ended up at Cuckoo. Clearly, Lindsay took the club’s name as a green light to completely crack up in public. The Mirror reports that:

Linds sat with her straggly hair all over her face looking strangely detached from the world and mumbled: “I feel so, like, caged. Totally caged.”

Unfortunately, the creepy behavior continued as Lindsay and her posse visited the bathrooms.

My spy tells me: “She just wouldn’t stop saying she felt caged. She was just not all there and it really was like watching a broken girl in the middle of a complete breakdown.

Unfortunately, the meltdown didn’t stop in the powder room, as Li-Lo then proceeded to curl up in a fetal position on the dance floor. She’s a pro, though, as she managed to hang on to the vodka she’d been guzzling all night.

So much for sobriety…perhaps the tales of SamRo keeping Lindsay clean are true. Lindsay had followed her ex to London, and unsuccessfully texted her all night long. Sam didn’t take the bait, and must have had her fill of playing nanny to the firecracker. It’s hard to DJ when your hands are THAT full. Time to head back to rehab, Lindsay. Stay longer this time.

UPDATE: Apparently SamRo DID take the bait, as Lindsay is sporting a new “engagement ring” today. Good luck with that, Sam.

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Somebody Better Tell Brooke Hogan About This

Erin — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:06:34 +0000

No sooner had Big Brooke Hogan blabbed to the media that she was yes, indeed, dating OBVIOUS Jackie-O fan Sean Fox Zastoupil…than he was spotted exiting Britney Spears’ house around 3 A.M. this morning. Oops. Sean’s a bit of a man-ho, but do not turn your back on Britney for one SECOND!

Are they back together? Is Sean hiding from Brooke, or is he strictly about sharing Britney’s sunglasses? 3 AM is a bit late! Brit-Brit and Sean’s publicists had no comments.

Brooke is gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you, Sean. Better get some bigger sunglasses.

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David Carridine Apparently Commits Suicide In Bangkok

Erin — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 13:51:59 +0000

Sad news to report this morning: Kung Fu and Kill Bill star David Carridine apparently committed suicide yesterday in Bangkok. He was found hung in a hotel room, according to Thai police, who believe he committed suicide. His agent, however, is saying Carridine died of “natural causes.”

According to National Multimedia, however, the 72 year old Carradine, was in Bangkok to shoot a movie and had been staying at the Park Nai Lert Hotel.

Reportedly, the film crew noticed his absence when they went to dine out at a restaurant and Carradine did not show up at the dinner. The team could not reach him, and assumed that he was taking a rest.

A hotel maid who opened his suite today at 10 am local time found him in a closet. He was described as behind half naked. Police say that he hung himself with a rope, the kind that is used with curtains.

Police said he was dead for not less than 12 hours and found no sign of fighting or an assault. Time will tell what his cause of death really was, but it’s all very sad, indeed. R.I.P. David Carridine.

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It’s OVER For Brad And Angie Jo

Erin — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:47:55 +0000

Snarkista told you awhile back that there was trouble in Brangelina-land, but it seems the globe-trotting, baby-collecting duo of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are really kaput. And Stalker Aniston could be part of the problem?! The National Enquirer disclotheth:

Hollywood’s most glamorous power couple - who never married despite having six children - have grown tired of trying to gloss over their problems following five tumultuous years together, say sources.

Brad and Angelina are going their separate ways with the hope of reuniting in the future if they can repair their volatile relationship, disclosed an insider.

“They will make it official. It looks like Brad will be shooting two movies in California and in the Amazon, while Angelina is retreating to their French chateau with the rest of the family.

“It’s an official split.”

If the strong-willed couple can’t find a way to get back together, sources say the breakup could turn into an ugly court battle over their $200 million fortune and the custody of their six children.

The deciding moment for the pair came when they had strained words with each other while in Cannes, France, for the screening of Brad’s new movie Inglourious Basterds.

They put on a romantic show in front of the media, but Angie, 34, and Brad, 45, become frosty as soon as the spotlight was off, say friends.

A jealous Angelina was said to be incensed over the attention Brad was getting from other women, having argued recently over Brad’s continued contact with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston.

“Brad and Angelina will make appearances together from time to time, and he’ll meet up with the kids when he can. But make no mistake, this is a major split,” disclosed the insider.

We’re gonna need some major nannying here, STAT!

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