Sociopathologie

¡Ay Carajo en Caracas! Here's Hoping Your Shit Don't Stink...

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Sun, 19 May 2013 05:03:00 +0000

No, I mean it. Cuz what with the toilet paper shortage in Venezuela, you better hope the racing stripes in your BVDs aren't tainting up the bodega, pa' que sepa. I think this dude's expression...

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In Dickless Dumbass News: Moron Mangles Manhood

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Fri, 17 May 2013 03:22:00 +0000

It's a natural reaction, I suppose: Your girlfriend bitches cuz you drink too much so you lock your drunkass self in the bathroom and cut your cock and balls off. Weapon of Dong...

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In Dumbass Lawyer News: Beddable Hours?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Mon, 13 May 2013 17:59:00 +0000

Thomas P. Lowe | Photo: Opposing Views This guy Lowe is low. Not only does he have sex with his divorce client - professional ethics prohibit this - he sends her fucking bills for it?!...

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Wild Monkeys Gone Wild! ... Wait ...

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 16:52:00 +0000

Photo | © Sijori Images | ZUMAPRESS.com A Note From The Editor: We don't know why these monkeys attacked Indonesian villagers but we can guarantee they don't give a fuck about you. Because:...

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Say what now???

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 19:02:00 +0000

Not eem gon' tackle this, make snarky comment, nor nuffin: Notre Dame and Penn State: Two Rape Scandals, Only One Cry for Justice | The Nation That is all. Signed,

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So You Want To Secede, Do Ya?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:37:00 +0000

So, in response to to President Obama's glorious re-election, some twenty [yes, twenty] states have officially filed petitions to secede [yes, secede] from the United States of America. One...

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Last Tango In Port St. Lucie

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 15:04:00 +0000

So, Barbara Hall, of Port St. Lucie, Florida, hurled a bottle of olive oil at her boyfriend. They were having sex and she sent him to get the tasty salad dressing ingredient so they could use it as a...

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Do NOT Watch Puppy Cam!

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 20:54:00 +0000

Broadcasting live with Ustream Who are we kidding? WATCH Puppy Cam. After all, according to this article, it's good for you. Click the arrow to watch this 24/7 feed of adorable newborn pups...

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Masturbator Mires Motorway

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:47:00 +0000

I don't need no stinking panties! There's no point trying to explain it: The world is going to hell in a hand-basket. And this Ashley Lynn Holton lady might be at the helm. While the story of her...

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Oh.No.She.Didn't! Family Feud Hilarity Ensues

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 31 May 2012 14:52:00 +0000

H/T to our girl, Stedine (@SimplySassy1), for this one! Signed, CacklingMonkey Ed. Note: No comment on Kendra's hairline.

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Duck Taco, Anyone?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:48:00 +0000

Constable Pam Matranga [Duck taco not pictured] Everything's bigger in Texas, right? The hair, the heat, the harassment ... Wait, what? Well, according to the allegations made by Deputy James P....

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The POTUS With The Mostest!

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 10 May 2012 14:03:00 +0000

Unless you live under a rock [in North Carolina], by now you know US President Barack Obama recently publicly "affirmed" his belief that everyone should be allowed to marry anyone up in this bitch,...

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CNN and the Fucking 'N' Word

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:43:00 +0000

No, neither "News" nor "Network". That other "N" word. The one this CNN Reporter read on air.You know the word. The one we're not allowed to say out loud anymore cuz gawd fucking forbid our...

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Fired, Not Forgotten ESPN Reveals Details About JoePa's Ouster

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:12:00 +0000

Looks like someone finally took the time to delve into the murky depths of the Sandusky scandal and what JoePa DIDN'T have to do with it. Finally, someone is peeling back the multiple layers of that...

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Messy Monkeys Avoid Apprehension

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 19:39:00 +0000

This is NOT necessarily one of the suspects Photo: Levy County Sheriff's Office And the whiny residents of Levy County, Florida are complaining about the crafty critters. According to the Sheriff's...

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What's In A Name? Ask Courvoisier Winetavious Richardson

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 14:26:00 +0000

If you also follow us on Twitter, you're well aware of our fascination with the, let's call 'em, "unique" labels listed on certain folks' birth certificates. Indeed, we're quite fond of testing our...

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Just Want To Watch Penguins All Day?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 15:49:00 +0000

Behold the live-streaming Penguin Cam, part of Discovery channel's promotion of its upcoming, bound-to-be-epic series, Frozen Planet . Read more about the live stream and the show below. (For...

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Who CARES About Obama's Top 50 Accomplishments, FFS?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 02:55:00 +0000

We do, asshats. I just saw a bumper sticker with President Obama's picture and the caption: "We all hope you fail." How fucking stupid can the anti-Obama morons be? I mean, isn't it obvious that...

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Is An Extra 'X' Chromosome Ruining Your Life?

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 16:13:00 +0000

No point us trying to add anything to Jessica Winter's well-written, wily and witty article. Besides, the Sociopathologie Monkeys are hardly qualified to engage in debates about "personhood" and...

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For The Awwz: Baby Monkey And The Kitteh

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:57:00 +0000

Signed, HappyMonkey

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Marauding Monkeys Mooch Hooch

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 07:37:00 +0000

A Note From the Editor: Loyal Reader(s) -You are obviously aware of the mischievous Monkeys who contribute to this blog and, alas, their proclivity for marauding, especially if alcohol is...

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Bad Grammar Kills

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 16:25:00 +0000

There are some of us others call "Spelling & Grammar Nazis" and we know who we are. We know no shame and cheerfully expose the linguistic lapses of others, sharing egregious errors via retweets...

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Ode To Olga, My Ovarian Cyst [UPDATED]

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:59:00 +0000

Fuck off. Seriously. The end of afore-mentioned "ode". UPDATE: Had surgery on February 22. Turns out Olga wasn't attached to my ovary but to my fallopian tube. She's all gone now (all 3"...

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JoePa: More Than a Football Coach

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 18:01:00 +0000

Anyone who attends (or attended) Penn State University knows the man we affectionately call JoePa was way more than the "winningest" football coach in NCAA history. He didn't just support,...

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Only For The Awwz

noreply@blogger.com (BenJoBubble) — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 22:01:00 +0000

Sometimes, you just need a little cute in your life. And rules. H/T to @sc430girl for sharing!

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