On some random track that nobody particularly gives a damn about, Foxy Brown has emerged taking shots at Lil Kim once again.

Everyone open up your Hip-Hop 101 textbooks to page 374. It reads: This is why female rappers can’t anywhere!  Nobody is trying to hear you bring up beef from elementary school! When it’s all said and done, Lil Mama is hosting TV shows, while Kim danced with the stars and Foxy is rolling around on Rick Ross’ belly. They both lose.

Okay, so Chris Roundhouse has been catching a lot of flak for the cover to his next album, Graffiti — mostly because his pants look like they can transform his nuts into ovaries. Why won’t y’all let his leggings be great?

Honestly, the scrotum-huggers don’t bother me. The outfit shows off his figure and gives a very sexy and futuristic look to the whole photo. Plus, those chrome robot arms remind me of Jax from Mortal Kombat, and we all know that Chris packs a serious punch! Really, it was the odd little cartoon creatures that threw me off.

Rihanna Addams has dropped a new video on that ass! It’s basically a very grainy, sort of glamour piece to her single, “Wait Your Turn”. I hate to admit it, but I have grown to like this song — Lord, I’ve got the Bajan flu! I guess it’s just catchy, and although the video looks like her immigrant friends shot it on their Flipcams while dodging police, it isn’t awful.

Watch it for yourself at RihannaNow.com.

Oh, I love when the Lord provides simple blessings such as these! Our beloved Frankie somehow found herself on Judge Mathis after a hater of the pimp game sued her for $5,000. Suffice it to say, there were plenty of TV show plugs and ex-crackhead antics to make the heart burst in delight!

Lady Gaga is still deep in her monster phase…as you can see. The 2009 ACE Awards got a nice taste of her newest creature feature yesterday. It looks like she took Bobbi Kristina’s old hair, Aubrey O’Day’s clothes, and Gary Coleman’s elbow ash to make one big terrifying outfit. Are you not pleased? Gaga celebrates Halloween all year long!

The rising pop star is gearing up for The Monster Ball tour and album release later this month!

Elvira the Bloodsucker is pushing bitches to the side on her freshly leaked record. The song previously hit the Internet in snippet form to enchant the hearts of young humans under the title “The Wait Is Ova”. Well seems like it’s actually called “Wait Your Turn”, and now you can hear it in it’s entirety. 

Personally, I think the snippet was better. I’m sure the stans and witches around the world will enjoy this little ditty, though. I like the sort of reggae flavor Rihanna Mae serves at certain parts, but that’s about it. This sounds like an intro track for the album to me. Anyway, you all enjoy this Halloween gift.

The Grand High Honeysuckle Creole Queen (you will say all of it and you will like it) and her mother have recently opened their first retail store for the House of Very Wrong in Korea. It was an exciting time for The Royal Crawfish Dynasty, although some smart ass gave the Queen some faulty ribbon to cut. That bitch was promptly beheaded after the ceremony.

Well, Tyra is still stirring up a big pot of kookiness and I’m gonna lick the spoon every time I get a chance. On today’s Halloween episode of her talk show, Ms. Banks will be dressing up as Kim Kardashian AND her sisters. I’m wondering if this is all in good fun or if Tyra is shooting dark clouds in their direction.

Also, Wendy Williams is supposedly dressing up in some top secret costume on her show today. She’ll probably just snatch her wig off and let her balls drop down low and sweep the floor with it.

Kay-Treena recently paid a visit to Houston, TX and took in the excitement at Jazzy Girls Lace Wig Studio — where else would she be? Is that not the paradise of a “glamorest” women such as her? As you can see the Indian Virgin Remy was out and about for this Liberty City princess to run her fingers through. Please try to control your jealousy!

I will be going out to all the white neighborhoods this Saturday, just so I can see the people dressed up as Gaga for Halloween. You already know that kids and adults alike will be out on the streets in their looniest Lady outfits. I might take pictures.

That girl from that show is whining again.

“I got where I’m at because of my work,” Rocsi insists. “I never had to lay on my back to get where I was. I come from a Latino background where family and the way we were brought up was very important. That’s how we conducted ourselves as ladies. And that’s a very important thing to my family, so yeah, when these blogs come out and they start talking shit — you’re messing with what my parents instilled in me. And I know it isn’t true. But I’m glad I have great family members who know that I wasn’t brought up that way, to not be blinded by this industry.” [ source ]

So, she lays on her back for fun? Oh, that’s a whole lot better! I thought she was just tricking and stealing husbands for neon leggings and trips to Claire’s. Good for you, girl! I totally respect you now!

Let’s just cut to the chase: Where the hell is this heffa’s album? I’m tired of seeing her upper-lip on everybody’s red carpet and Ustream footage. Don’t get me wrong, Teyana Taylor is one talented pooch — that’s partly why I want her to release some music…and maybe a bonus voguing DVD.

Anyway, these pretty pics are promo shots for Teyana’s new lip gloss line, Dope Lips. You can get more info at the official website, but Lord knows I don’t give damn.

More flicks over at Concrete Loop.

They are literally giving reality shows to any and everybody. Beetlejuice, the Howard Stern radio personality and all-around boogawolf, was bobbing around Times Square yesterday promoting his upcoming show “This is Beetle”. The program will premiere on Howard TV and The Good Lord only knows what they will show. I can hardly look at that twisted mug of his in a photo — to hell with television.

I already have a show featuring a crazy Negroe with no teeth and crackhead antics. It’s called Frankie & Neffe. You’ve been dismissed.

The King of Iron Fist performed at Power 105’s Powerhouse concert yesterday and the people are saying he put on a great show. There was most likely a lot of floor-grinding, moon-walking, and Kung Fu taking place during his set. Either way, the kiddies ate that shit up — I guess nobody cares about his Wolverine knuckles anymore. That boy’s good!