Solid Game http://solidgame.co.za Real World Attraction and Charisma Wed, 22 Jun 2011 15:09:11 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Loyiso Gola Responds To Sipho Hlongwane – The Translation http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SolidGame/~3/MVAsiEjpddE/ http://solidgame.co.za/22/loyiso-gola-responds-to-sipho-hlongwane-the-translation/#comments Wed, 22 Jun 2011 10:37:47 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=1165 Yesterday I posted a translation of one Sipho Hlongwane’s lament (Read Where Are All The Good Comedians?) about the state of South African comedy and especially Loyiso Gola.

Here is my translation.

Well Loyi has responded -> here

I have translated this article too for those who dont have the ability to read between the lines….the subtext.


Loyiso’s reply.

ME AND MY WHOLE CREW….WE STARTED THIS SHIT.

YOU IGNORAMOUS.

PEOPLE RECONGNISE ME ON THE STREETS.

I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU, MAN!

Read comedian, Warren Roberston’s reply to Sipho’s column, here

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This translation is for those who cant read between the lines.

I hope it makes a lot more sense to you.

I recommend you read the original article first. You can find the original article here.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/21/where-are-all-the-good-comedians-the-translation/feed/ 8 http://solidgame.co.za/21/where-are-all-the-good-comedians-the-translation/ My Purgatory http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SolidGame/~3/wl21osgoYO8/ http://solidgame.co.za/23/my-purgatory/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:22:39 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=1043 It’s my purgatory really, dinner drinks whatever

Never really all that interested but I find myself telling her how beautiful she is anyway,

cause its true,

All women are in one way or another

There is always something about every damn one of you

A smile, a curve….a secret.

You ladies really are the most amazing creatures

My life’s work.

But, then there is the morning after

The hangover,

The realization that I’m not quite as available as I thought I was the night before

Then she’s gone.

And I’m haunted by yet another road untaken.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/23/my-purgatory/feed/ 1 http://solidgame.co.za/23/my-purgatory/ 3 Days In A Suit http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SolidGame/~3/1lsfIkgdU90/ http://solidgame.co.za/30/3-days-in-a-suit/#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:56:13 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=950 Yeap. Crazy weekend that.
I was busy with my Friday afternoon battery of phone calls. I get these calls every Friday evening after 7pm like clockwork. It’s usually my friends looking to find out where I’m at , where I’m going to be at, what’s going on at, who is going to be at, can they join me at….the list is endless. Needless to say it’s a rather busy time for me. Cleaning up, Suiting up, scenting up…

I was on one of these calls as I was on my way out the Boom Boom room (..That is the name my flatmate decided to christen our flat). Clearly distracted, I closed the door behind me and only realising that my keys were STILL INSIDE!

This was a problem because I don’t have a spare and my flatmate had gone off for the weekend with his girlfriend. DAMN!

Night 1 in my suit was great, but not out of the ordinary. Yeah, I did find a “couch” to crash in…she was more than happy to help me out.

The lesson here is simple. Make sure you bet yourself a comfortable suit, incase you are stuck in it for several days J.

Thanks to my friends and to my lady friend for allowing me to crash at their places. I would do the same for you of course.

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/30/3-days-in-a-suit/feed/ 0 http://solidgame.co.za/30/3-days-in-a-suit/ The Official SolidGame Soundtrack http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SolidGame/~3/w7uHNmxPlCg/ http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/#comments Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:00:19 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=940 I’m a huge Guy Ricthie fan. After months of searching I finally managed to get my hands on RocknRolla. The title track immediately got my attention. A band is called Black Strobe and the song is simply titled I’m A Man. I LOVE this tune, its raw! I loved it more when I read the lyrics. Listen to it and you will know what I mean. This ladies and gentlemen I present to you the Official SolidGame Soundtrack.

I was just thinking the other day about how music influences our moods. This tune just takes me back to that raw testosterony primal feeling of being the male of the species. Perfect for moments when you feel defeated, downtrodden and just plain low. It’s a musical reminder that I’m THE MAN. Get up! …shake it off…. Take it like a man.

Now, when I was a little boy
At the age of five
I had somethin’ in my pocket
Keeps a lot of folks alive

Now I’m a man
Turnin’ twenty one
You know, baby
We can have a lot of fun

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

All you pretty women
Standin’ in line
I can make a love to you, baby
In an hours time

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

Goin’ back down
To Kansas town
To bring back the second cousin
Little Johnny the Conqueroo

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

The line I shoot
Will never miss
The way I make love to ‘em
They can’t resist

I’m a man
I spell M-A-N
Woah, I’m a man

Woah, I’m a man

Black_Strobe-im_a_man(Official_SolidGame_Soundtrack)

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]]> http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/feed/ 1 http://solidgame.co.za/21/the-official-solidgame-soundtrack/ How Not to Leave her A Voice Mail http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/SolidGame/~3/zCzj_fcvkZg/ http://solidgame.co.za/18/how-not-to-leave-her-a-voice-mail/#comments Tue, 18 Aug 2009 07:55:30 +0000 Blade http://solidgame.co.za/?p=911 The story is this: a girl was out with friends having drinks on King St (in Toronto ). This guy approaches her and won’t leave her alone -saying how cute she is. She finally gives in and hands the guy her business card to get rid of him.

The attached is an MP3 file of not one, but TWO voicemails this guy left. This goes down in the history books – especially the second voice mail.

After hearing them you can clearly see why she didn’t call him back – instead she called in to the Z103.5 morning show & had them play this on the air.

Ladies: He is out there… :)

Dimitri-TheStud

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<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*

<Blade>  Why thank you mizz…

…..

<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up

<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.

<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense

<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.

And so began a legendary day.

International Suit Up Day

I woke up early, ironed my shirt. Picked out my tie. Assembled the killer combo. Strolled to work with a swagger only a dude with a suit can swing. Walked into the office..paused gave the receptionist a nod and a wink.

<Receptionist> Nice suit…? *smiling*

<Blade> Why thank you mizz…

<Colleague> didn’t think you ACTUALLY suit up

<Blade> …bro…if you think you can’t …the you are probably right.

<Colleague> …that doesn’t even make sense

<Blade> ….if you were suited up it would.

As so began a legendary day.

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Things to do on International Suit-Up Day
* Wear a suit to university
* Wear a suit to work
* Wear a suit in hospital
* Wear a suit to school (daring)
* Buy a suit
* If you see someone without a suit, tell them to go home and suit up, or convince them to watch How I Met Your Mother.
* Drink in a suit – if you can find a bar called McLarens, drink there.
* Party in a suit.

When does this happen? Thursday, 13 August 2009!

Get involved.

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The only movie one of my favourite actors of all time ever won an academy award for.

I was fooling around you tube when I stumbled upon these clips.

Women! What can you say? Who made ‘em? God must have been a fuckin’ genius. The hair… They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls… just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips… and when they touched, yours were like… that first swallow of wine… after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don’t care if they’re Greek columns… or secondhand Steinways. What’s between ‘em… passport to heaven. I need a drink. Yes, Mr Sims, there’s only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing: pussy. Hah! Are you listenin’ to me, son? I’m givin’ ya pearls here.

Women

The Tango Scene

The Big Speech

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I went on to the creators website. These guys are flippin funny.
Check them out at http://www.thedoghousediaries.com/ and on twitter @willrayraf

They certainly have an interesting perspective on dating and relationships. Nice one guys.

2009-06-03-3f68bd3bfab28ffd087276ba81fc9636

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