Sons of Sam Malone

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:19:00 +0000

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Uganda Photos

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 23:46:00 +0000

Well, I've been back from Africa now for a few weeks, and I finally took the initiative to finish posting all of my pictures onto Flickr. So, loyal SoSM readers, and you have to be unbelievably loyal to be sticking around still, here they are. Thanks, SmittySeason Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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Who knew?

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sat, 03 May 2008 07:04:00 +0000

Is it weird that I thought Marvin Harrison was just a really tan white dude before yesterday? Don't judge me and I won't be so harsh when I judge you.Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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Scooter Love - REMIX

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:47:00 +0000

You can count a number of these over the next few days. Really, I'm going to do them until I stop laughing. I don't see that happening anytime soon. Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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Scooter Love

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Fri, 02 May 2008 20:22:00 +0000

A tribute to my freshman year roommate's self-photograhy skills and his penchant for cheesy R&B. Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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The Rocket: Total Douche or Total Player?

noreply@blogger.com (Sooze) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 01:46:00 +0000

A 28-year-old man, married with 2 children. Humping a 15-year-old future Country music star, who also happens to be kinda hot. Allegedly. So. Is that so wrong? Is Roger Clemens a douchebag? ( surveys)Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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Long Live Queen

noreply@blogger.com (THE DON) — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 14:44:00 +0000

Wow, it seems almost as though I am in unfamiliar territory because it has been so long since I have been able to write something and put it up here. But, today THE DON makes his triumphant return, and he's a little different than the last time he was here. As, Smitty has already said, The Sons of Sam Malone are no longer just about sports. While I will continue to write about sports, it will not...

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Aid Still Required | Kobe Speaks Out

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 00:15:00 +0000

Why can't more athletes be like this? I have a newfound respect for Kobe. Save Darfur!Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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Short Story

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 21:24:00 +0000

This is a short story I wrote for a creative writing quiz in my fiction class. It sucks. I know it. But, it's an easy way to get some content on the site. Keep in mind this was written with no prep work, a list of topic options given, and 30 minutes of brainstorming combined with writing time. Try to enjoy. (The premise, as stated on the assignment sheet: A man who thinks he's far more...

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Going to Uganda

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Mon, 18 Feb 2008 15:52:00 +0000

Just some quick information: I'm planning on spending a month in Uganda (May 15-June15), and I need your help. I will working with an NGO within a village in the Mukono District (20km from Kampala, the nation's capital). I've estimated the cost of the trip to be between $2,700 and $3,000, so I'm going to have to raise as much money as possible. I won't bore you with anymore details here in case...

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Yes, We Can!

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:38:00 +0000

I'm not going to waste anyone's time giving an explanation for a video of this magnitude. It would be done solely in vain, and really, this video speaks screams for itself. Barack the vote people.Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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The Diamond Vols' season is just around the corner

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:31:00 +0000

This is the first article I wrote for the Tennessee Journalist, the University of Tennessee's news website. As of posting time, it still hasn't been put up on the site. You can check the Tennessee Journalist out at TNJN.com The wait is almost over for Volunteer baseball fans. Kicking off against Morehead State on Friday, February 22 at 3 p.m., the Diamond Vols look to start off strong with a win...

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I'll Have Something Soon

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sun, 27 Jan 2008 17:25:00 +0000

I haven't forgotten about you. It's just that, simply put, my time is valuable. I will be back, and soon. So un-wad your women's undergarments and prepare yourself. You best be ready. -SmittySeason Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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"The Future of Fight Sport Journalism(TM)" Live Blogs The Mayweather/Hatton Fight

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:26:00 +0000

TONIGHT! at Epic Carnival. Beginning at 9 EST. Go there now. It should be fun. Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus.

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sun, 09 Dec 2007 01:14:00 +0000

THE BEER TENT: BOUNCING AROUND FOR THE HOLIDAYS This week I touch on multiple stories from the week that was. Included: LSU owes Erik Ainge something, Jason Whitlock is awesome, the Nationals hate to be wholesome, the Tigers add a fatty plus a pitcher, I challenge you to beat me, Samari Rolle is a boy, Travis Henry gets to come out and play, and Darfur needs your help. Head on over to Epic...

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Taylor's Murderers Charged This Afternoon

noreply@blogger.com (Sooze) — Sat, 01 Dec 2007 20:29:00 +0000

Four punk-ass kids were charged with unpremeditated murder in the slaying of Washington Redskins safety Sean Taylor Saturday afternoon. Apparently, police came to the conclusion that the shooting death was unplanned and arose out of a burglary at Taylor's home. The worthless pieces of crap were also charged with armed burglary and home invasion with a firearm. Among the charged are 18-year-old...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 21:11:00 +0000

THE BEER TENT: 'TIS THE SEASON FOR TROUBLE With Ole Miss' signing of Houston Nutt, I felt it was time to call out teams for completely lacking in ethics. Included in the rant: Ole Miss, Indiana, and the Miami Dolphins. Oh, and of course I had to at least throw Bama's name in there. Read more at Epic Carnival. -Smitty Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:53:00 +0000

THE BEER TENT: JUICE-STICE IS SERVED Finally, Barry Bonds must deal with the long dick of the law. It's been a long time coming, but I'm really relieved that I was able to see the day. In a perfect world, he'd be spending the next thirty years showering with Tulip, the 450 pound water buffalo of a man that thinks Mr. Bonds has a pretty mouth. But this world's far from perfect, and old Baroid...

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A-Rod = Sacrificial Lamb? Hardly.

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Fri, 16 Nov 2007 20:28:00 +0000

What does it take to be a hero? A lot of factors go into deeming one a hero, but an attribute that seems ever-present when talking of heroism is self-sacrifice. Firefighters and the 5-0 put their life on the line on a daily basis. The American GI is willing to fight and die for the freedom of his country. Humanitarians sacrifice the cushy life for the slums of the third world. And now, you can...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:16:00 +0000

WHY YOUR TEAM WON'T WIN THE SEC: THE SEC (OTHER THAN TENNESSEE) I run down each SEC team to try an explain to their respective fans why their team won't win the SEC. Simple fact is that there can be only one winner, and that's Tennessee. So, no dice! Read more at Epic Carnival. -Smitty Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 02:30:00 +0000

NATALIE GULBIS HAS NO PROBLEM WITH BEING HOT Natalie Gulbis wants everyone to know that the rumors of her adding a spoonful of wholesome to her image are completely false. I say, Thank. God. Read more at Epic Carnival. -Smitty Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on StubHub.com! Join www.sportsbook.com now and receive a generous sign up bonus. Season Ticket Holder? Sell your extras on...

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Shula Enjoys Being Lonely at the Top

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:58:00 +0000

It's not cheating until you get caught -- too bad for the Patriots, they did. New England was caught doing something everyone does, and they paid the price for their sins -- $750,000 in total fines and the loss of a first round draft pick. Sounds sufficient, right? Not according to Don Shula. The coaching legend told the New York Daily News that the Patriots' season will be tarnished by...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Mon, 05 Nov 2007 21:37:00 +0000

Well, the day and time has been decided for my new feature over at Epic Carnival, and with those decisions comes the first scheduled installment of The Beer Tent. You can expect to find the column every Monday at around 2 Eastern. So be sure to check it out. With that, here's a preview of this weeks TBT. THE BEER TENT: IS THERE REALLY PARITY IN THE SEC? The SEC is thought nationally to be the...

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As Seen at the Carnival

noreply@blogger.com (dswinder) — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 04:34:00 +0000

For those of you who give a damn (in the zero to none range), I'm starting up a weekly column over at Epic Carnival. The first installment went up on Friday, but you can look for it every Monday at ??:?? -- I'll get back to you on the time. As for Sons of Sam Malone, I'm not really sure on where it's going to go. Could it slip into oblivion? Possibly. Could it begin to thrive once again? There's...

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Holy Crap

noreply@blogger.com (Sooze) — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:10:00 +0000

First of all, let me say that I don't run unless I'm being chased by the cops. Seriously. So, I'll never understand the fascination with running at high speeds for a medal. On that note, a sad story comes out of NYC this morning, as U.S. Olympic hopeful Ryan Shay died after he collapsed during a marathon trial in the Big Apple Saturday. The 28-year-old Michigan native, a 2002 All-American...

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