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<?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" media="screen" href="/~d/styles/atom10full.xsl"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/css" media="screen" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css"?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/" xmlns:georss="http://www.georss.org/georss"><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371</id><updated>2009-07-12T14:34:21.495-07:00</updated><title type="text">Sons of Steve Garvey</title><subtitle type="html">Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans.  With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.</subtitle><link rel="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/posts/default" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/" /><link rel="next" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25" /><author><name>Steve Sax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version="7.00" uri="http://www.blogger.com">Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4242</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><link rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sonsofstevegarvey" type="application/atom+xml" /><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-5810938810571447140</id><published>2009-07-12T14:18:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T14:19:05.464-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post-Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Post-Game 88 Thread: Sharing the Wealth</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlpTBBG0rJI/AAAAAAAAD7I/gieQiFkESf8/s1600-h/brewsters-millions.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 264px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlpTBBG0rJI/AAAAAAAAD7I/gieQiFkESf8/s400/brewsters-millions.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357685983652654226" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290712108" target="_blank"&gt;DODGERS 7, BREWERS 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Chad Billingsley may be the ace of this team, but Clayton Kershaw is the ace of right now.  The Dodgers have won Kershaw's past six starts, and he's gotten the victory in four of those games.  The only knock against him are the walks &amp;mdash; he issued five today &amp;mdash; that prevent him from going deeper into games.  But the Dodgers don't want to overburden this developing arm.  Kershaw has the entire second half to work on his pitch efficiency.

&lt;p&gt;Here's a list of Dodgers who hit at least one home run on this just-concluded road trip:

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Brad Ausmus
&lt;li&gt;Chad Billingsley
&lt;li&gt;Casey Blake
&lt;li&gt;Blake DeWitt
&lt;li&gt;Andre Ethier
&lt;li&gt;Rafael Furcal
&lt;li&gt;Orlando Hudson
&lt;li&gt;Matt Kemp
&lt;li&gt;James Loney
&lt;li&gt;Russell Martin
&lt;li&gt;Manny Ramirez
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;That's right: All eight starting position players are on that list.  Not that the team can't use some improvement, but the Dodgers &amp;mdash; at 24 games over .500 &amp;mdash; are in fine overall shape heading into the All-Star break.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-5810938810571447140?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/5810938810571447140/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=5810938810571447140" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5810938810571447140" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5810938810571447140" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-88-thread-sharing-wealth.html" title="Post-Game 88 Thread: Sharing the Wealth" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlpTBBG0rJI/AAAAAAAAD7I/gieQiFkESf8/s72-c/brewsters-millions.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-2913308750202315801</id><published>2009-07-12T12:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T12:00:03.030-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NBA" /><title type="text">Overjoyed</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlmXnHhtdnI/AAAAAAAAD58/OJ7rB_FrPzs/s1600-h/70bd0d6e7ebf278f8e254b799580ce95-getty-82875250.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 280px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlmXnHhtdnI/AAAAAAAAD58/OJ7rB_FrPzs/s400/70bd0d6e7ebf278f8e254b799580ce95-getty-82875250.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357479930025047666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen welcome Rasheed Wallace (with his daughter) to the Celtics.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo by Brian Babineau/NBAE via Getty Images&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-2913308750202315801?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/2913308750202315801/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=2913308750202315801" title="0 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2913308750202315801" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2913308750202315801" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/overjoyed.html" title="Overjoyed" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlmXnHhtdnI/AAAAAAAAD58/OJ7rB_FrPzs/s72-c/70bd0d6e7ebf278f8e254b799580ce95-getty-82875250.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-9122017521346685329</id><published>2009-07-12T08:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T08:00:03.610-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Game 88 Thread: July 12 @ Brewers, 11a</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slmbc7g0edI/AAAAAAAAD6E/Y4V_gQJKZ4E/s1600-h/brewers-mascot.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 235px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slmbc7g0edI/AAAAAAAAD6E/Y4V_gQJKZ4E/s400/brewers-mascot.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357484153047906770" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Clayton Kershaw (6-5, 3.27) vs. Yovani Gallardo (8-6, 2.95).

&lt;p&gt;The &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sausage_Race" target="_blank"&gt;Sausage Race&lt;/a&gt;?  Cool.  Playing &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuDjGpEU-QA" target="_blank"&gt;"Roll out the Barrel"&lt;/a&gt; after "Take Me Out the Ballgame"?  I could take it or leave it.  But &lt;a href="http://milwaukee.brewers.mlb.com/mil/fan_forum/bernie_brewer.jsp" target="_blank"&gt;Bernie Brewer&lt;/a&gt;?  The mascot who makes &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/search/label/Mr.%20Met" target="_blank"&gt;Mr. Met&lt;/a&gt; seem warm and cuddly by comparison?  Just creepy.  Those glassy eyes, that oversized, banana-colored (and -shaped) moustache &amp;mdash; and are those teeth?  A mouthguard?  Bernie Brewer approaches &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/01/diamondbacks-mascot-wreaking-havoc-in.html" target="_blank"&gt;D. Baxter&lt;/a&gt;-&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/01/mascot-madness.html" target="_blank"&gt;level creepiness&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;p&gt;Oh yeah, the Dodgers have been assured of the best record in the majors before the All-Star break.  Next time you see a regular-season Game Thread here, we'll know who will have home-field advantage in the World Series, and we'll be anticipating the return of Manny Ramirez to Dodger Stadium.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-9122017521346685329?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/9122017521346685329/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=9122017521346685329" title="107 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/9122017521346685329" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/9122017521346685329" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/game-88-thread-july-12-brewers-11a.html" title="Game 88 Thread: July 12 @ Brewers, 11a" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slmbc7g0edI/AAAAAAAAD6E/Y4V_gQJKZ4E/s72-c/brewers-mascot.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">107</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-6507582818217456021</id><published>2009-07-12T07:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T10:01:36.729-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="All-Star Game 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jonathan Broxton" /><title type="text">And Then There Were Two</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;From "Broxton to miss All-Star Game" from &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090711&amp;content_id=5823204&amp;vkey=news_la&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=la" target="_blank"&gt;Dodgers.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt; Dodgers closer Jonathan Broxton will miss the All-Star Game with discomfort in his right big toe, he said Saturday. He will also not pitch in the team's final game before the All-Star break.

&lt;p&gt;Manager Joe Torre said he and third-base coach Larry Bowa noticed Broxton limping off the field after the Dodgers beat the Brewers, 12-8, in extra innings on Friday.

&lt;p&gt;"We interrogated him [Friday] night and finally got it out of him," Torre said. "It's been bothering him since Sunday, so he's not going to be available for us." &lt;/i&gt;[...]&lt;i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;To shore up their bullpen for the last two games before the break, the Dodgers recalled Scott Elbert from Triple-A Albuquerque. Los Angeles optioned Blake Dewitt to Albuquerque to make room for Elbert.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And from &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar09/news/story?id=4321266" target="_blank"&gt;ESPN.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;"&lt;/i&gt;[Broxton's]&lt;i&gt; mentality is, 'I'm not going to be a wimp, I'm going to go out and gut it out," Torre said. "We had a talk today about that, too. You have to be able to help your team when you do that. Even more important than that, you've got to make sure you don't hurt something else adjusting to doing something a little bit different."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Want more bad news regarding our pitching?  You got it.  From Dylan Hernandez at the &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodgers-brewers12-2009jul12,0,2097274.story" target="_blank"&gt;LA Times&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;[Jeff] &lt;i&gt;Weaver ventured out of the bullpen &lt;/i&gt;[yesterday]&lt;i&gt; to take the place of fifth starter Eric Milton, who could be headed for season-ending surgery to repair a herniated disk. &lt;/i&gt;[...]&lt;i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Milton was already on the disabled list with what some suspected might be a phantom injury designed to create a roster spot when he went out for a run in the outfield at Citi Field in New York on Thursday and came down with a real back problem. He underwent an MRI exam the next day, which revealed the herniated disk.

&lt;p&gt;The 33-year-old left-hander, who missed the previous two seasons recovering from an elbow operation, is to be examined in Los Angeles on Monday. Whether Dr. Robert Watkins recommends rest or surgery, Milton isn't expected back any time soon.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Oh, and &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-shaikin12-2009jul12,0,1039253.story" target="_blank"&gt;Roy Halladay&lt;/a&gt;?  That's a pipe dream.  Expect a trade for a fifth starter-type talent, and expect everyone to bitch and moan about losing the prospects it takes to get the deal done.  With so many teams still in contention, it's a seller's market.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090712&amp;content_id=5838032&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb" target="_blank"&gt;Hoffman subs for Broxton on NL team&lt;/a&gt; (MLB.com)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-6507582818217456021?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/6507582818217456021/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=6507582818217456021" title="5 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6507582818217456021" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6507582818217456021" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/and-then-there-were-two.html" title="And Then There Were Two" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-4223073925751247036</id><published>2009-07-11T22:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T22:35:15.557-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post-Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Post-Game 87 Thread: Playing Catch</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290711108" target="_blank"&gt;BREWERS 6, DODGERS 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I missed most of today's game, but I didn't mind because I spent the day playing catch with my five-year-old nephew.  We used the squishy foam ball the Dodgers gave out on &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/06/dodger-blue-fathers-day.html" target="_blank"&gt;Father's Day&lt;/a&gt;.  By the end of the day the kid had a pseudo-windup for his throws and was fielding grounders with two hands.  I was so proud!  Now all I have to do is teach him to throw left-handed.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-4223073925751247036?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/4223073925751247036/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=4223073925751247036" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/4223073925751247036" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/4223073925751247036" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-87-thread-playing-catch.html" title="Post-Game 87 Thread: Playing Catch" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-5310285515820757575</id><published>2009-07-11T13:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T13:00:01.368-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Game 87 Thread: July 11 @ Brewers, 4p</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlhSPDM4KmI/AAAAAAAAD50/lEIGIsLXU7Q/s1600-h/braunaffliction_fullsize_story1b.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlhSPDM4KmI/AAAAAAAAD50/lEIGIsLXU7Q/s400/braunaffliction_fullsize_story1b.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357122175268039266" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Ed Hardy?  Never heard of him.  Is he related to J.J. Hardy?"&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Jeff Weaver (5-2, 3.32) vs. Mike Burns (1-2, 5.57).

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;COMMENTS:&lt;/b&gt; According to &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=la&amp;ymd=20090711" target="_blank"&gt;MLB.com&lt;/a&gt;, Jeff Weaver has never faced the Brewers.  Whoops, &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?n1=weaveje02&amp;year=2009&amp;t=p#oppon" target="_blanK"&gt;wrong Weaver&lt;/a&gt;!  Burns, on the other hand, has faced &lt;a href="http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/sports/49981567.html" target="_blank"&gt;the wrath of Ryan Braun&lt;/a&gt;, who in turn faced &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4308312" target="_blank"&gt;the wrath of Brewers GM Doug Melvin&lt;/a&gt;.  Serves Braun right for making &lt;a href="http://www.afflictionclothing.com/" target="_blank"&gt;clothing for douchebags&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;p&gt;Earlier douchebag content at SoSG:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/01/things-i-dont-understand-ed-hardy-t.html" target="_blank"&gt;Things I Don't Understand: Ed Hardy T-Shirts&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/04/dan-neil-on-wine-for-douchebags.html" target="_blank"&gt;Dan Neil, on Wine for Douchebags&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2008/03/douchebag-has-jumped-shark-you.html" target="_blank"&gt;"Douchebag" Has Jumped the Shark, You Douchebags&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-5310285515820757575?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/5310285515820757575/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=5310285515820757575" title="124 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5310285515820757575" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5310285515820757575" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/game-87-thread-july-11-brewers-4p.html" title="Game 87 Thread: July 11 @ Brewers, 4p" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlhSPDM4KmI/AAAAAAAAD50/lEIGIsLXU7Q/s72-c/braunaffliction_fullsize_story1b.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">124</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-1893025197283171688</id><published>2009-07-11T10:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T10:00:00.507-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Brewers" /><title type="text">Miller Park: More Than Just Secret Stadium Sauce</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeMJEYQhI/AAAAAAAAD5U/ehTU5HBa1C8/s1600-h/054a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeMJEYQhI/AAAAAAAAD5U/ehTU5HBa1C8/s400/054a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357064950698754578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;It's not Broadway &amp;mdash; it's Milwaukee!&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeLP_Tc9I/AAAAAAAAD5E/Ur0B8THeSH8/s1600-h/039a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeLP_Tc9I/AAAAAAAAD5E/Ur0B8THeSH8/s400/039a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357064935376647122" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Chorizo wins the pennant!  Chorizo wins the pennant!"&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeLvPh96I/AAAAAAAAD5M/ZoNgfMp7e5E/s1600-h/048a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeLvPh96I/AAAAAAAAD5M/ZoNgfMp7e5E/s400/048a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357064943766206370" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;"Dude, Fielder's OPSing out of his mind."  "Yeah, but UZR hates him."&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeMRYc-eI/AAAAAAAAD5c/WPEuStUyLuU/s1600-h/056a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeMRYc-eI/AAAAAAAAD5c/WPEuStUyLuU/s400/056a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357064952930433506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Bonus gratuitousness.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-1893025197283171688?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/1893025197283171688/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=1893025197283171688" title="5 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/1893025197283171688" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/1893025197283171688" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/miller-park-more-than-just-secret.html" title="Miller Park: More Than Just Secret Stadium Sauce" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgeMJEYQhI/AAAAAAAAD5U/ehTU5HBa1C8/s72-c/054a.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-3867757501724054876</id><published>2009-07-11T07:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-11T07:00:01.810-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="NL West 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Giants" /><title type="text">Congrats, Jonathan Sanchez</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slg3XrIKr2I/AAAAAAAAD5k/6Fxlgh1QDmQ/s1600-h/c12fe4ab-033b-4f34-a3b6-07b24e341b8f.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 237px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slg3XrIKr2I/AAAAAAAAD5k/6Fxlgh1QDmQ/s400/c12fe4ab-033b-4f34-a3b6-07b24e341b8f.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357092636610703202" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Jonathan Sanchez celebrates after his no-hitter last night.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slg3hKVYPHI/AAAAAAAAD5s/vuqR6fPKcdw/s1600-h/ca4914b4-2dd1-4c02-8ce6-1ccd6d9625ae.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 333px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slg3hKVYPHI/AAAAAAAAD5s/vuqR6fPKcdw/s400/ca4914b4-2dd1-4c02-8ce6-1ccd6d9625ae.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357092799606439026" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Sanchez hugs his father.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I'm not the type of Dodger fan who finds it necessary to hate the Giants in order to love the Dodgers.  Don't get me wrong &amp;mdash; I still find the Giants annoying and wish they'd stop winning already.  But Jonathan Sanchez's &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290710126" target="_blank"&gt;no-hitter&lt;/a&gt; last night was a cool baseball moment that transcended the uniform he was wearing.

&lt;p&gt;Yes, it was also annoying in that it overshadowed Manny Ramirez's &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=290710108" target="_blank"&gt;historic home run&lt;/a&gt; and Matt Kemp's &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-86-thread-matt-kemps-fu.html" target="_blank"&gt;all-around awesomeness&lt;/a&gt;.  But who can't enjoy that on a pitching staff packed to the gills with Cy Young talent, it was the 2-8 starter demoted to the bullpen who, in a spot-start, threw the season's first no-hitter?  With his father in the stands, watching his son pitch in person for the first time?

&lt;p&gt;If it's been a magical season for the Dodgers, then it must be starting to feel magical for the Giants too.  In fact, it's gratifying to see the NL West &amp;mdash; home of &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/standings/index.jsp?ymd=20090710" target="_blank"&gt;three of the top five records&lt;/a&gt; in the NL &amp;mdash; getting some positive recognition.  No more "NL Worst" jokes &amp;mdash; except when it comes to the victims of Sanchez's no-hitter, the Padres.  

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photos by Ben Margot/AP&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-3867757501724054876?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/3867757501724054876/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=3867757501724054876" title="7 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3867757501724054876" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3867757501724054876" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/congrats-jonathan-sanchez.html" title="Congrats, Jonathan Sanchez" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Slg3XrIKr2I/AAAAAAAAD5k/6Fxlgh1QDmQ/s72-c/c12fe4ab-033b-4f34-a3b6-07b24e341b8f.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-3751029591021168643</id><published>2009-07-10T21:45:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T21:48:13.214-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Marriage" /><title type="text">Best Sponsor Ever</title><content type="html">Not to bite the Google Ads that keep myself and the rest of the Sons in the lap of luxury, but I came across this troubling little ad on the bottom of our page. &lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/SlgZUxDPsFI/AAAAAAAABik/tYP9uIkgMF0/s1600-h/Picture+5.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/SlgZUxDPsFI/AAAAAAAABik/tYP9uIkgMF0/s320/Picture+5.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357059601312231506" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt;  SoSG believes in the sanctity of marriage - except for that Heidi and Spence (whoever the F they are).&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-3751029591021168643?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/3751029591021168643/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=3751029591021168643" title="11 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3751029591021168643" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3751029591021168643" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/best-sponsor-ever.html" title="Best Sponsor Ever" /><author><name>Delino DeShields</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09624923150302413837</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11276833826504052652" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/SlgZUxDPsFI/AAAAAAAABik/tYP9uIkgMF0/s72-c/Picture+5.png" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-6782879190605226987</id><published>2009-07-10T20:42:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-12T01:28:21.926-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post-Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Post-Game 86 Thread: Matt Kemp's F.U. Moment(s)</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;object width="400" height="243"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xH83YoA7Z_M&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xH83YoA7Z_M&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;hl=en&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="400" height="243"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/center&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290710108" target="_blank"&gt;DODGERS 12, BREWERS 8 (10)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQzT0n2MI/AAAAAAAAD4M/usnxfxzoa3U/s1600-h/033a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQzT0n2MI/AAAAAAAAD4M/usnxfxzoa3U/s400/033a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357050230437566658" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQzHW6j9I/AAAAAAAAD4E/NU_iaR81rL8/s1600-h/037a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQzHW6j9I/AAAAAAAAD4E/NU_iaR81rL8/s400/037a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357050227091738578" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgJzyP6kRI/AAAAAAAAD30/ymSmQOk-GpQ/s1600-h/bb8bac9e-06aa-4101-b237-a1df17cac778.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 296px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgJzyP6kRI/AAAAAAAAD30/ymSmQOk-GpQ/s400/bb8bac9e-06aa-4101-b237-a1df17cac778.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357042542023708946" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Dear All-Star Selection Committee:

&lt;p&gt;Hi, it's Matt Kemp.  The one &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/revenge-of-werth.html" target="_blank"&gt;you passed over&lt;/a&gt; to replace the injured Carlos Beltran so Charlie Manuel could have his whole damn outfield in St. Louis?  Yeah, that's me.

&lt;p&gt;You might want to know I hit a tenth-inning grand slam &amp;mdash; &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAN/LAN200904190.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;my third&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/LAN/LAN200905070.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;of the season!&lt;/a&gt; &amp;mdash; to help give the Dodgers an inspiring come-from-behind victory over the Brewers tonight.  Helped out my All-Star teammates, Chad Billingsley and Jonathan Broxton, who weren't so hot tonight.

&lt;p&gt;Anyhoo, have fun without me!  I'll be at home getting ready for our playoff run.

&lt;p&gt;Yours truly,&lt;br&gt;
The Bison

&lt;p&gt;P.S.: Oh yeah &amp;mdash; just for kicks, I ended the game like this:&lt;/i&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQ_Z0ZCKI/AAAAAAAAD4s/v30SULbWwzM/s1600-h/013a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQ_Z0ZCKI/AAAAAAAAD4s/v30SULbWwzM/s400/013a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357050438205638818" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQ0C1c0NI/AAAAAAAAD4k/P-dcmFTOeQU/s1600-h/019a.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQ0C1c0NI/AAAAAAAAD4k/P-dcmFTOeQU/s400/019a.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5357050243057504466" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photos 3 &amp; 8 by Morry Gash/AP&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-6782879190605226987?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/6782879190605226987/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=6782879190605226987" title="32 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6782879190605226987" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6782879190605226987" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-86-thread-matt-kemps-fu.html" title="Post-Game 86 Thread: Matt Kemp's F.U. Moment(s)" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlgQzT0n2MI/AAAAAAAAD4M/usnxfxzoa3U/s72-c/033a.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">32</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-2148186978919032102</id><published>2009-07-10T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T16:42:04.102-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jayson Werth" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="All-Star Game 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Matt Kemp" /><title type="text">Revenge of Werth</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;So much for &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/kemps-last-hope-injury-replacement.html" target="_blank"&gt;sneaking in at the last second&lt;/a&gt;.  From "Werth added to NL All-Star roster" at &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090710&amp;content_id=5802614&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb" target="_blank"&gt;MLB.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Phillies outfielder Jayson Werth has been added to the National League All-Star team as a replacement for the Mets' Carlos Beltran.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;And from &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/allstar09/news/story?id=4319506" target="_blank"&gt;ESPN.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;[Nelson] &lt;i&gt;Cruz was selected to replace injured Los Angeles Angels center fielder Torii Hunter. &lt;/i&gt;[...]&lt;i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Major League Baseball said Friday that Cruz was chosen because he received the next-highest number of votes for outfielders on the AL player ballot.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;But from the &lt;a href="http://www.phillyburbs.com/news/news_details/article/117/2009/july/09/victorinos-hopes-down-to-the-wire.html" target="_blank"&gt;Bucks County (PA) Courier Times&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://diamondleung.tumblr.com/post/138613253/congrats-to-matt-kemp" target="_blank"&gt;Diamond Notes&lt;/a&gt;):

&lt;blockquote&gt;[Phillies manager Charlie] &lt;i&gt;Manuel, who will manage the NL All-Stars, will pick Victorino if it’s his call, but he thought Dodgers outfielder Matt Kemp may get in because he finished higher in the players’ vote.

&lt;p&gt;"One of the things that the league office was kind of concerned about is Kemp had more player votes and that plays some kind of part in it,” Manuel said. “I have to wait and see."&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Unless Werth had more player votes than Kemp, I smell a rat.

&lt;p&gt;Earlier at SoSG:&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/05/post-game-34-thread-werth-steals-for.html" target="_blank"&gt;Post-Game 34 Thread: Werth Steals for the Cycle&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/05/what-jayson-werth-did-after-game.html" target="_blank"&gt;What Jayson Werth Did After the Game&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-2148186978919032102?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/2148186978919032102/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=2148186978919032102" title="6 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2148186978919032102" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2148186978919032102" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/revenge-of-werth.html" title="Revenge of Werth" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-991475103239133318</id><published>2009-07-10T14:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T14:00:01.199-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Game Thread 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Dodger Dogs" /><title type="text">Game 86 Thread: July 10 @ Brewers, 5p</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Chad Billingsley (9-4, 3.14) vs. Braden Looper (7-4, 4.78).

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbV3ezR8BI/AAAAAAAAD3c/pHUFKtsWdQ0/s1600-h/2588741034_1d847008ee.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbV3ezR8BI/AAAAAAAAD3c/pHUFKtsWdQ0/s400/2588741034_1d847008ee.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356703955941453842" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbZLtay9mI/AAAAAAAAD3k/ndH4jiKZuE4/s1600-h/brat.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px; height: 105px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbZLtay9mI/AAAAAAAAD3k/ndH4jiKZuE4/s200/brat.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356707601997559394" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Ah, the Brewers' Miller Park: home of friendly fans and &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Stadium_Sauce" target="_blank"&gt;Secret Stadium Sauce&lt;/a&gt;.  Although the &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/confessions-of-dodger-fan-cant-dodge.html" target="_blank"&gt;Dodger Dog&lt;/a&gt; will always be first in our hearts (and stomachs), a &lt;a href="http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/baseball/hotdogs/" target="_blank"&gt;Milwaukee Brat&lt;/a&gt; slathered in the good stuff can also bring one to baseball nirvana.  Highly recommended for the next time you're in the greater Milwaukee area.

&lt;p&gt;Gastronomical delights aside, this is Billingsley's last chance to become a &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=la&amp;ymd=20090710" target="_blank"&gt;ten-game winner&lt;/a&gt; before the All-Star break.  He's had some &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-82-thread-how-to-blow-five.html" target="_blank"&gt;hard luck&lt;/a&gt; lately and he may not be the National League starter &amp;mdash; that honor belongs to Tim Lincecum &amp;mdash; but Billingsley's trip to St. Louis is well deserved.

&lt;p&gt;Looper has had a &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braden_Looper" target="_blank"&gt;strange career arc&lt;/a&gt;, relieving for the first nine years of his career (including closing for the Marlins and Mets) until the Cardinals turned him into a starter in 2007.  As a result, he has started against the Dodgers only once, &lt;a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/SLN/SLN200708110.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;in 2007&lt;/a&gt;, when he got the win.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;top photo from Flickr user &lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/katherineofchicago/2588741034/" target="_blank"&gt;katherine of chicago&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-991475103239133318?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/991475103239133318/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=991475103239133318" title="341 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/991475103239133318" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/991475103239133318" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/game-86-thread-july-10-brewers-5p.html" title="Game 86 Thread: July 10 @ Brewers, 5p" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbV3ezR8BI/AAAAAAAAD3c/pHUFKtsWdQ0/s72-c/2588741034_1d847008ee.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">341</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-19700520987015722</id><published>2009-07-10T12:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T12:00:00.280-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Stan Conte" /><title type="text">Mientkiewicz Rehab Includes Pigskin</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Sla9gWmhroI/AAAAAAAAD28/HBBpKh-I-VQ/s1600-h/DSC05321c.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Sla9gWmhroI/AAAAAAAAD28/HBBpKh-I-VQ/s400/DSC05321c.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356677170324418178" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Stan Conte and Doug Mientkiewicz throw the football at Dodger Stadium before the Dodgers' July 1 game.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;From Eric Collins (presumably) at &lt;a href="http://psychollingy.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/07/citi-field-review.html" target="_blank"&gt;Psychollingy&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;I just saw Dodger Head Trainer Stan Conte throwing a football around with injured first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz.  What's that all about?&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I was wondering the same thing when I saw Conte and Mientkiewicz bust out the pigskin before a game earlier this month.  We can only assume throwing one-kneed passes has therapeutic properties.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo by Orel/SoSG&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-19700520987015722?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/19700520987015722/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=19700520987015722" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/19700520987015722" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/19700520987015722" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/mientkiewicz-rehab-includes-pigskin.html" title="Mientkiewicz Rehab Includes Pigskin" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/Sla9gWmhroI/AAAAAAAAD28/HBBpKh-I-VQ/s72-c/DSC05321c.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-8883139806997115351</id><published>2009-07-10T09:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T09:00:00.407-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mets" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Rob Flippo" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Matt Kemp" /><title type="text">A Farewell to Citi Field</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMxiYW-I/AAAAAAAAD3U/YQcGFN8gasA/s1600-h/Citi+Field_7-9-09.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMxiYW-I/AAAAAAAAD3U/YQcGFN8gasA/s400/Citi+Field_7-9-09.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356681232003914722" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Citi Field, under less &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/06/mets-playin-hell.html" target="_blank"&gt;Armageddon-like skies&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMtkSBWI/AAAAAAAAD3M/nCUBBPpYON8/s1600-h/Kemp_7-9-09.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMtkSBWI/AAAAAAAAD3M/nCUBBPpYON8/s400/Kemp_7-9-09.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356681230938146146" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Matt Kemp plays a game of shadows.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMGKCIvI/AAAAAAAAD3E/eXVgzgA_HyM/s1600-h/Borzello_Flippo_7-9-09.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMGKCIvI/AAAAAAAAD3E/eXVgzgA_HyM/s400/Borzello_Flippo_7-9-09.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356681220359070450" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Bullpen catchers Mike Borzello and &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/04/bullpen-glue-speaks.html" target="_blank"&gt;Rob Flippo&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photos by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-8883139806997115351?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/8883139806997115351/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=8883139806997115351" title="17 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/8883139806997115351" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/8883139806997115351" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/farewell-to-citi-field.html" title="A Farewell to Citi Field" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlbBMxiYW-I/AAAAAAAAD3U/YQcGFN8gasA/s72-c/Citi+Field_7-9-09.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">17</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-5051232160511596512</id><published>2009-07-10T06:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T06:00:05.363-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Ronald Belisario" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Jeff Weaver" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Albuquerque Isotopes" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Hong-Chih Kuo" /><title type="text">Pitching Updates</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;A Ronald Belisario update from Ken Gurnick at &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090709&amp;content_id=5790344&amp;vkey=news_la&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=la" target="_blank"&gt;Dodgers.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Belisario seemed to escape serious injury when his elbow came up tight this week, but he still figures to miss a minimum of a month. He will meet the club in Milwaukee for the weekend to be re-examined and discuss a recovery program for the All-Star break.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;li&gt;Hong-Chih Kuo's line for the &lt;a href="http://albuquerque.isotopes.milb.com/milb/stats/stats.jsp?t=g_box&amp;gid=2009_07_09_albaaa_mrbaaa_1&amp;did=t342&amp;sid=t342" target="_blank"&gt;Isotopes&lt;/a&gt; last night: 1.0 IP, 1H, 1 ER, 1 BB, 0K.

&lt;li&gt;Jeff Weaver will start Saturday against the Brewers, according to &lt;a href="http://kengurnick.mlblogs.com/archives/2009/07/weaver_starts_saturday.html" target="_blank"&gt;Gurnick&lt;/a&gt;.
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-5051232160511596512?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/5051232160511596512/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=5051232160511596512" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5051232160511596512" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/5051232160511596512" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/pitching-updates.html" title="Pitching Updates" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-3182015402291557362</id><published>2009-07-10T01:25:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T09:24:38.940-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mr. Met" /><title type="text">The Sad, Sad Tale of Mr. Met</title><content type="html">My soon-to-be Year One son (a.k.a. DeBaby DeShields) recently received the kind of gift that could put him on the path of overpaid mediocrity.  &lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/Slb7Zf0jD-I/AAAAAAAABiM/5cdKRlY06iY/s1600-h/me+met.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/Slb7Zf0jD-I/AAAAAAAABiM/5cdKRlY06iY/s320/me+met.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356745222260985826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Actually, I might prefer him to be overpaid and mediocre than underpaid and awesome.  But I digress.  &lt;p&gt;Unfortunately, &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rusty_Staub"target="_blank"&gt;Rusty Staub&lt;/a&gt;'s kid book did not include the drug-, booze- and babe-fueled Mets of 1986.  And to quote everyone's who's seen it, it's a choking hazard in September.&lt;p&gt;  Out of curiosity, I looked up what other Mr. Met books are out there.  The results are a little disconcerting.&lt;p&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/Slb9qWx7yLI/AAAAAAAABic/WhkO3ddP9PA/s1600-h/Picture+3.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/Slb9qWx7yLI/AAAAAAAABic/WhkO3ddP9PA/s400/Picture+3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356747710915135666" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;p&gt; Hopefully the last book is merely a rumor - Mr. Met's the last Opening Day starter not on the DL.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-3182015402291557362?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/3182015402291557362/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=3182015402291557362" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3182015402291557362" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3182015402291557362" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/sad-sad-tale-of-mr-met.html" title="The Sad, Sad Tale of Mr. Met" /><author><name>Delino DeShields</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09624923150302413837</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11276833826504052652" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qGh6rUBexUk/Slb7Zf0jD-I/AAAAAAAABiM/5cdKRlY06iY/s72-c/me+met.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-2251460858660259507</id><published>2009-07-09T19:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T19:35:37.946-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post-Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Post-Game 85 Thread: Back to Beautiful</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlaoS9GYHNI/AAAAAAAAD2s/_Q8xv0hpHcQ/s1600-h/9d9d0d4d-ae3e-4b85-82d7-25558e77353f.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 263px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlaoS9GYHNI/AAAAAAAAD2s/_Q8xv0hpHcQ/s400/9d9d0d4d-ae3e-4b85-82d7-25558e77353f.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356653850396204242" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290709121" target="_blank"&gt;DODGERS 11, METS 2&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This game was almost the opposite of &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-84-thread-what-do-dodgers-and.html" target="_blank"&gt;yesterday's ugliness&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Rafael Furcal: 3-for-5, 3R
&lt;li&gt;Andre Ethier: 2-for-5, 2R
&lt;li&gt;Manny Ramirez: 2-for-2, 2R, 2 RBIs
&lt;li&gt;Juan Pierre: 1-for-2
&lt;li&gt;Casey Blake: 2-for-5, 1R, 1 RBI
&lt;li&gt;James Loney: 1-for-3, 1R, 3 BB
&lt;li&gt;Russell Martin: 1R, 2 RBIs
&lt;li&gt;Orlando Hudson: 1-for-3, 3 RBIs but a &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090709&amp;content_id=5792650&amp;vkey=news_la&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=la" target="_blank"&gt;boo-boo&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Juan Castro: 1-for-1, 2 RBIs
&lt;li&gt;Matt Kemp: 3-for-4, 1 RBI
&lt;li&gt;Randy Wolf: 6.1 IP, 2 ER, 3 Ks, 118 pitches.  Oh, and &amp;mdash; finally &amp;mdash; a WIN!
&lt;li&gt;James McDonald and Claudio Vargas: 2 2/3 scoreless innings
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Beautiful stuff.  On to Milwaukee!

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo by Frank Franklin II/AP&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-2251460858660259507?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/2251460858660259507/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=2251460858660259507" title="37 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2251460858660259507" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2251460858660259507" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-85-thread-back-to-beautiful.html" title="Post-Game 85 Thread: Back to Beautiful" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlaoS9GYHNI/AAAAAAAAD2s/_Q8xv0hpHcQ/s72-c/9d9d0d4d-ae3e-4b85-82d7-25558e77353f.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">37</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-2290722102440185579</id><published>2009-07-09T15:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T16:45:58.017-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="All-Star Game 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Matt Kemp" /><title type="text">Kemp's Last Hope: Injury Replacement</title><content type="html">&lt;p&gt;From " 'Bran-Torino' takes a ride to All-Star Game" at &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090709&amp;content_id=5787776&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb" target="_blank"&gt;MLB.com&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;Tigers third baseman Brandon Inge and Phillies center fielder Shane Victorino are your choices in the dramatic 2009 All-Star Game Sprint Final Vote, comeback survivors of the wildest overall balloting in the history of a four-day event that decided the 33rd and final roster spots for the 80th All-Star Game on July 14 at Busch Stadium.

&lt;p&gt;Fans smashed Final Vote records by casting 68.6 million votes at MLB.com and ultimately they decided on the two first-time All-Stars whose respective clubs forged a voting alliance after seeing Inge and Victorino in second place on the second day. The Tigers and Phillies called it "Bran-Torino" and that catchphrase would become a campaign sensation.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You're still #1 in our hearts, Bison!

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;UPDATE:&lt;/b&gt; From &lt;a href="http://diamondleung.tumblr.com/post/138613253/congats-to-matt-kemp" target="_blank"&gt;Diamond Notes&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;b&gt;Congats to Matt Kemp&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Matt Kemp has pretty much made the National League All-Star team, this after the fans picked Shane Victorino in the Final Vote over Pablo Sandoval. MLB was already pushing NL manager Charlie Manuel to pick Kemp over his own player Victorino even if Sandoval had won the vote.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-2290722102440185579?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/2290722102440185579/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=2290722102440185579" title="11 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2290722102440185579" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2290722102440185579" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/kemps-last-hope-injury-replacement.html" title="Kemp's Last Hope: Injury Replacement" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">11</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-9106225599028296415</id><published>2009-07-09T13:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-10T09:25:36.175-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Game Thread 2009" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mr. Met" /><title type="text">Game 85 Thread: July 9 @ Mets, 4p</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV530snaeI/AAAAAAAAD2k/xwMuWRi4buM/s1600-h/mrmet2.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV530snaeI/AAAAAAAAD2k/xwMuWRi4buM/s400/mrmet2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356321331772615138" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV53p46mrI/AAAAAAAAD2c/Gd6TGpWUEY0/s1600-h/Stan__Mr._Met.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV53p46mrI/AAAAAAAAD2c/Gd6TGpWUEY0/s400/Stan__Mr._Met.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356321328871414450" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV53fYKw5I/AAAAAAAAD2U/H5SHa6x7FbM/s1600-h/21vp2-253x300.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 253px; height: 300px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV53fYKw5I/AAAAAAAAD2U/H5SHa6x7FbM/s400/21vp2-253x300.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356321326049706898" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Randy Wolf (3-3, 3.49) vs. Livan Hernandez (5-4, 4.56).

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;COMMENTS:&lt;/b&gt; Okay, so maybe, like Rafael Furcal, Mr. Met swings both ways.  The same could be said of the Mets themselves, &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-83-thread-citiwalk.html" target="_blank"&gt;disappearing Tuesday&lt;/a&gt; then &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-84-thread-what-do-dodgers-and.html" target="_blank"&gt;reappearing yesterday&lt;/a&gt; to take Hiroki Kuroda behind the woodshed.

&lt;p&gt;Which Mets team will show up today?  Impossible to know, and further complicating matters is Wolf, a &lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers.jsp?c_id=la&amp;ymd=20090709" target="_blank"&gt;Mets killer&lt;/a&gt; who also attracts no-decisions like burrs to pets.  The enigmatic Hernandez has lost his last three starts but pitched well against the Dodgers in May.

&lt;p&gt;So I'm as unsure about today's game as I was sure the Dodgers would win yesterday, which means...huh?  Where was I?  Oh yeah, Mr. Met sure gets a lot of action.  That dog.

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo 1 by &lt;a href="http://dmdcphotography.com/wordpress/?p=42" target="_blank"&gt;dMdC Photography&lt;/a&gt;; photo 2 from &lt;a href="http://www.tangerinemusic.com/Schedules%20%2707/Schedule%20for%20May%20%2709.html" target="_blank"&gt;Tangerine Music&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-9106225599028296415?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/9106225599028296415/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=9106225599028296415" title="253 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/9106225599028296415" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/9106225599028296415" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/game-85-thread-july-9-mets-4p.html" title="Game 85 Thread: July 9 @ Mets, 4p" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlV530snaeI/AAAAAAAAD2k/xwMuWRi4buM/s72-c/mrmet2.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">253</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-3541963537062523045</id><published>2009-07-09T11:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T11:00:01.909-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mets" /><title type="text">I Wonder What the Home Digs Look Like</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlRTbPuT9vI/AAAAAAAAD1k/5oIy4q6IMBA/s1600-h/Citi+Field_7-7-09.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 224px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlRTbPuT9vI/AAAAAAAAD1k/5oIy4q6IMBA/s400/Citi+Field_7-7-09.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355997584392713970" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Dodgers in the visiting clubhouse of Citi Field before Tuesday's game.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-3541963537062523045?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/3541963537062523045/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=3541963537062523045" title="2 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3541963537062523045" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/3541963537062523045" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/i-wonder-what-home-digs-look-like.html" title="I Wonder What the Home Digs Look Like" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlRTbPuT9vI/AAAAAAAAD1k/5oIy4q6IMBA/s72-c/Citi+Field_7-7-09.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-6521394518056245983</id><published>2009-07-09T09:00:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T09:00:02.591-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Mariners" /><title type="text">Seattle Memeriners</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/sea/ticketing/special_group.jsp?group=cheezburger" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlQfVwa-0LI/AAAAAAAAD0o/YN2WaK4qfoI/s400/lastpost.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5355940315486146738" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Although the Giants may be the &lt;a href="http://www.mlb.com/sf/ballpark/wifi.jsp" target="_blank"&gt;most technologically advanced team&lt;/a&gt; in the majors &amp;mdash; why do you think Pablo Sandoval is leading the All-Star Final Vote? &amp;mdash; the Mariners lead the league in combining technology and fun.  First they made Safeco Field &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2008/04/beachballs-and-wave-not-enough-for-you.html" target="_blank"&gt;Nintendo DS-friendly&lt;/a&gt;, and tonight they're celebrating &lt;a href="http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/sea/ticketing/special_group.jsp?group=cheezburger" target="_blank"&gt;Cheezburger Night&lt;/a&gt;.

&lt;p&gt;That's right: The Mariners are teaming with &lt;a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/" target="_blank"&gt;I Can Has Cheezburger&lt;/a&gt;, a.k.a. home of the LOLcat, for a special night.  Features include discounted tickets, a special T-shirt, "Happy Cat Hour" and the opportunity to meet "Chief Cheezburger" Ben Huh.

&lt;p&gt;The Mariners may be in third place, but credit them for giving their fans what they want.  For their next trick maybe the team can have players Twitter from the dugout.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-6521394518056245983?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/6521394518056245983/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=6521394518056245983" title="6 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6521394518056245983" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6521394518056245983" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/seattle-memeriners.html" title="Seattle Memeriners" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlQfVwa-0LI/AAAAAAAAD0o/YN2WaK4qfoI/s72-c/lastpost.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-6089011549782082987</id><published>2009-07-09T07:00:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T09:01:54.763-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="The Simpsons" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="steroids" /><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Manny Ramirez" /><title type="text">Diagnosis: Outrage Fatigue</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlTWKCDIPJI/AAAAAAAAD10/LFXbejg4FPY/s1600-h/b109ce331329c9b4f76384099b9ba99e-getty-85134192jm003_los_angeles_d.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 270px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlTWKCDIPJI/AAAAAAAAD10/LFXbejg4FPY/s400/b109ce331329c9b4f76384099b9ba99e-getty-85134192jm003_los_angeles_d.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356141324687391890" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;i&gt;Photographic evidence indicates there's been more Torre love than Manny hate at Citi Field so far &amp;mdash; and &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/mixed-messages.html" target="_blank"&gt;the same guy&lt;/a&gt; holding up all the signs.&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Early media coverage of fan reaction to Manny Ramirez's return focused on the cheering of Dodger fans.  Was it their forgiving nature of all things Dodger Blue &amp;mdash; even in light of the &lt;a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF07" target="_blank"&gt;delicious ironing&lt;/a&gt; of rooting for a Barry Bonds-like figure &amp;mdash; or was Manny not as polarizing as some had hoped?

&lt;p&gt;Early returns in San Diego were inconclusive, as Dodger faithful braved the slog down Interstate 5 to make their presence felt at PETCO Park.  (That effort, by the way, should be applauded &amp;mdash; as annoying as it is to constantly suffer the mass presence of opposing fans at Dodger Stadium, turnabout is fair play.)

&lt;p&gt;New York was supposed to be the real test.  &lt;a href="http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090627&amp;content_id=5569552&amp;vkey=news_mlb&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=mlb&amp;partnerId=rss_mlb" target="_blank"&gt;Joe Torre himself&lt;/a&gt; implied as much, and the mainstream media breathlessly awaited the &lt;a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=4305800" target="_blank"&gt;flinging of the ceremonial first syringe&lt;/a&gt;.  Certainly the birthplace of baseball bile wouldn't disappoint.

&lt;p&gt;Except, it did.  From the &lt;a href="http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-mets-fans8-2009jul08,0,5868285.story" target="_blank"&gt;LA Times&lt;/a&gt;:

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Dodgers' left fielder sparked some boos Tuesday night during an abbreviated appearance, but he mostly generated indifference from a Citi Field crowd that displayed something resembling SoCal cool.

&lt;p&gt;The heckling was especially mild among those seated behind Ramirez in left field during the 4 1/2 innings he played before being ejected for scattering his bat, helmet and arm guard on the field after a called third strike.&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/i&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Even by accounts of the New York press, the booing &lt;a href="http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/07/08/fans-in-citis-not-so-cheap-seats-rain-disdain-on-ramirez/" target="_blank"&gt;seemed token&lt;/a&gt;.  Which makes us wonder: Where is the hate?

&lt;p&gt;The answer is simple: It's evaporated.  We're just tired of it all.  What once was scandalous is now routine.  Manny, A-Rod, Clemens, Tejada, Giambi, Sheffield, Bonds, McGwire, Sosa....Simply taking in a game without worrying about who did what PEDs has become a challenge for the modern-day fan.

&lt;p&gt;So we offer apologies to the &lt;a href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/06/its-pretty-shaky-excuse-for-column-for.html" target="_blank"&gt;morally outraged members&lt;/a&gt; of the mainstream media.  We're sorry most of us don't have the energy to act freshly fed up with each new revelation of PED use.  It's just that we're too busy trying to enjoy the game of baseball.

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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090708&amp;content_id=5768182&amp;vkey=news_la&amp;fext=.jsp&amp;c_id=la" target="_blank"&gt;Time running out for LA fans to help Kemp&lt;/a&gt; (Dodgers.com)

&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-6005409784043828394?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/6005409784043828394/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=6005409784043828394" title="7 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6005409784043828394" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/6005409784043828394" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/seven-hours-left-to-vote.html" title="Seven Hours Left to Vote" /><author><name>Orel</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/01136247489970851448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="11013928639510823014" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlVmUzrt2ZI/AAAAAAAAD2E/aIuoknHToQE/s72-c/003a.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-2216577791050405982</id><published>2009-07-09T00:10:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-09T01:51:38.942-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Andre Ethier" /><title type="text">Post-Game 84 Thread, Part Two: There's Something Wrong With Ethier</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Oa_PoV6_LM/SlWCr49H5CI/AAAAAAAAB0c/nEU49XL8GZ0/s1600-h/something+wrong+with+ethier.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 310px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Oa_PoV6_LM/SlWCr49H5CI/AAAAAAAAB0c/nEU49XL8GZ0/s400/something+wrong+with+ethier.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356331022361814050" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Man, that was a disappointing GIDP, with runners on first and second, one out, and Mets closer Francisco Rodriguez flailing around like a fish on land after giving up a homerun to Manny Ramirez.  GIDP, game over, and the hapless Mets stumble into a win.  Andre Ethier ends the game 0-for-5 with 8 total LOB, and the Dodgers lose 5-4.

&lt;p&gt;Look, I know Ethier is our walk-off king this year.  But he is on a wicked 3-for-30 streak and has one multi-hit game in his last 10 games.  Maybe Joe should give Andre a day off, rather than sitting Loney (especially at the end, when we could have used Loney to PH rather than send up Ethier, as Erin pointed out in our GameThread).

&lt;p&gt;And maybe enough with the yoga thing, which hasn't helped Russell Martin at the plate this year, either.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/36360371-2216577791050405982?l=www.sonsofstevegarvey.com'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel="replies" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/feeds/2216577791050405982/comments/default" title="Post Comments" /><link rel="replies" type="text/html" href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=36360371&amp;postID=2216577791050405982" title="3 Comments" /><link rel="edit" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2216577791050405982" /><link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="http://www.blogger.com/feeds/36360371/posts/default/2216577791050405982" /><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2009/07/post-game-84-thread-part-two-theres.html" title="Post-Game 84 Thread, Part Two: There's Something Wrong With Ethier" /><author><name>Steve Sax</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00930320282262607468</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd="http://schemas.google.com/g/2005" name="OpenSocialUserId" value="05495211210439585235" /></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" url="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1Oa_PoV6_LM/SlWCr49H5CI/AAAAAAAAB0c/nEU49XL8GZ0/s72-c/something+wrong+with+ethier.jpg" height="72" width="72" /><thr:total xmlns:thr="http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0">3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36360371.post-6702441077894790992</id><published>2009-07-08T19:39:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T19:53:41.746-07:00</updated><category scheme="http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#" term="Post-Game Thread 2009" /><title type="text">Post-Game 84 Thread: What Do the Dodgers and e.e. cummings Have in Common?</title><content type="html">&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlVFeVN-hsI/AAAAAAAAD18/IVyOeIswR7Q/s1600-h/eecummings.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 305px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ki5EPOdCHyM/SlVFeVN-hsI/AAAAAAAAD18/IVyOeIswR7Q/s400/eecummings.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5356263719221233346" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

&lt;p&gt;They both failed to capitalize!

&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://espn.go.com/mlb/boxscore?gameId=290708121" target="_blank"&gt;METS 5, DODGERS 4&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;

&lt;p&gt;With the erratic Oliver Perez on the mound, this figured to be an eminently winnable game for the Dodgers, but they just nibbled and didn't bite.  The Dodgers received nine walks from the Mets but...

&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;1st inning: Left men on first and third.
&lt;li&gt;2nd inning: Left Matt Kemp at second.
&lt;li&gt;3rd inning: Left bases loaded.
&lt;li&gt;5th inning: Left men on first and second.
&lt;li&gt;6th inning: Left men on first and third.
&lt;li&gt;7th inning: Left Russell Martin on first.
&lt;li&gt;9th inning: Left Blake at second.
&lt;li&gt;total: 12 men left on base
&lt;/ul&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Hiroki Kuroda: 4 1/3 IP, 4R, 3 ER, 1K, 91 pitches.&lt;br&gt;
Vote for Matt Kemp: 3-for-3, including a triple.&lt;br&gt;
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