Sometimes we have cool things to say. And then we say them.noreply@blogger.com (Magical Me)Thu, 29 Aug 2024 03:21:27 -0400Blogger http://www.blogger.com106125http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/en-usnoaccidents,jeggings,college,professionalThe really fake podcast coming from Metro Detroit's best really fake media production company.Sorry, Wrong PantsAccidental Jeggings Productionsnoreply@blogger.comAccidental Jeggings Productionshttp://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/overheard-at-offices-of-jeggings-blog.htmlWed, 30 Nov 2011 15:31:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-1734168092153295469Scott: I don't care. I have spoken.<div><br /></div><div>Janelle: Fucktardigan University.</div><div>Scott: F.U.</div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: I don't usually eat things that are considered "slop."</div><div><br /></div><div>Charles (growling): I had orange juice for breakfast.</div><div><br /></div><div>[Facebook chat]</div><div>Rachel-2: I'm going to be that person that comes home from work and puts on sweatpants right away.</div><div>Janelle: I already am that person. Dan came over earlier and I'm wearing bright red LTU sweatpants, a giant "Party Like a Blue Devil" t-shirt that's too big for most men, a green zip-up hoodie from 8th grade that's too small, purple socks, moccasins, my hair on top of my head and my glasses.</div><div>Janelle: who wouldn't want to tap this?</div><div><br /></div><div>Janelle: I thought of that last night when I was in bed.</div><div>Scott: That's kinky.</div><div><br /></div><div>Rach: I sent Scott an e-card that said "I'm comfortable being friends with you."</div><div><br /></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/11/overheard-at-parties-that-no-one-comes.htmldisaster and hilarityoverheardFri, 25 Nov 2011 22:27:00 -0500tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-8966049411782399730Rachel-2: I'm just too tired to fucktion.<div><br /></div><div>Megan (Nicole's friend): Soooo many people de-friended me on Facebook because my status was, "despite being fat, Adele is killin' it."</div><div><br /></div><div>Rachel-2 (watching Newsies): This movie is filled with strong young jawlines.</div><div><br /></div><div>Janelle (to Nicole): You smell like poop.</div><div>Nicole: What? How do I smell like poop? What do you mean?</div><div>Mom: Get away from us. You smell like the morning after.</div><div>Nicole: The morning after what?</div><div>Mom: You smell like bad breath, alcohol, and B.O.</div><div>Janelle: I DON'T WANT TO BE BY YOU. You smell like a literal turd.</div><div><br /></div><div>Rachel-2: Wait, what happened to Miss Honey's dad? Did he kill himself?</div><div>Nicole: Well you know, you could just shut up and watch the movie, that's always an option. I'm just sayin'.</div><div><br /></div><div>Nicole: I'm going to take a shower!<br />Janelle: Come out smelling better!<br />Nicole: Come out smelly butter?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/10/overheard-as-of-oct-18.htmldisaster and hilarityoverheardThu, 6 Oct 2011 10:10:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-1483171354412033472Scott: Oh, I'm priceless!<div><br /></div><div>Janelle (to Charles): It it racist to think you're a good dancer?<br /><div><br /></div><div>Scott: This used to be a good song until they turned it into a penis commercial.</div><div><br /></div><div>Steve: I'll come when you go through it.</div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: I don't last that long at night. I get......fatigued.</div><div> </div><div><br /></div><div>Charles: That hot dog only used you for a one night stand.</div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: We need some shitty removal.</div><div><br /></div><div>(Talking to James Sharp)</div><div>Charles: Did you find the pot of righteousness?</div><div>Scott: DID YOU ENTER THE TEMPLE?!?!</div><div><br /></div><div>Jeff: So my sister commented on the Ohio thing and said: "Shit be lookin like Jumanji."</div><div><br /></div><div>Charles: Do you need some "feel better juice?"</div><div><br /></div><div>Janelle: I'm an awkward shield.</div></div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: My leg hurts. Like up here.</div><div>(points to a really high spot on his leg)</div><div>Scott: So basically my crotch is on fire.</div><div>Scott: OKAY NOT REALLY.</div><div><br /></div><div>Charles: Let me tell you about The Lust Factor.</div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: Ladies, we're having a special on Sensodyne.</div><div><br /></div><div>Rach: Does this make it weirder?</div><div>Janelle: What, when you lick your teeth and wink at me? Yes, yes it does.</div><div><br /></div><div>Scott: I went to Wendy's and asked for a "Hot'n'Juicy Burger." The lady asked me what kind. I said "umm, a Hot'n'Juicy burger?" I guess that there are several types of Hot'n'Juicy burgers.</div><div><br /></div><div>Rach: (to Scott) I don't know why you don't use this to your advantage [about cougars loving him]. If you had any sort of charisma . . . </div><div><br /></div><div>Janelle: That looks like a fetus.</div><div><br /></div><div>What an awkweird time.</div><div><br /></div><div>Janelle: My tongue is only two inches.</div><div>Rach: (to Janelle) You would make a terrible lesbian.</div><div><br /></div><div>Charles: Bathroom walls are terrible people...those people are perverts!</div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/09/overheard-at-parties-that-no-one-really.htmlSat, 10 Sep 2011 23:03:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-8460883022084765483Janelle: If I'm not there, no one puts it in. <div><br /></div><div><br /></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/sorry-wrong-pants-19-first-comes-cheese.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsTue, 23 Aug 2011 10:00:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-701331928624883996<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://aftercheese.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cheese-rushmore.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="206" src="http://aftercheese.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cheese-rushmore.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Cheese Rushmore</td></tr> </tbody></table>I've been sitting here for awhile now, trying to think of what to write. Usually it's some kind of nonsense that has nothing to do with the accompanying podcast. But I'm fresh out of ideas, preoccupied with other things in my head...<div><br /> </div><div>I'm moving to New York City TOMORROW. I have a paid apprenticeship starting next week working for <a href="http://vimeo.com/blog:423"><b>Vimeo</b></a>. It's going to be an adventure, to say the least. To say the most, extremely stressful for the next couple of days.</div><div><br /> </div><div>I'm going to miss my friends here at Accidental Jeggings, all my friends here around Detroit, and the city of Detroit herself. I've been working with these people for some time now, and they've kept things interesting, in a good way, during the past couple of years. You guys rock.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Sorry to get a little sentimental here. We talk about cheese, work, and occasionally mention poop jokes.<br /> <br /> <u><b>Today's Panel</b></u><br /> <a href="http://twitter.com/janelle_ohara"><b>Janelle</b></a>, Rachel,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/iCbreeze21"><b>Charles</b></a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://youtube.com/jwolka"><b>Jeff</b></a>,&nbsp;<a href="http://twitter.com/theslehman"><b>Scott</b></a>, <a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/"><b>Tommy</b></a>,&nbsp;and introducing <a href="http://vimeo.com/jsharp3"><b>James</b></a>.<br /> <br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a> and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2319%20-%20First%20Comes%20the%20Cheese.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!</div><div><br /> </div><div><br /> </div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/08/overheard-at-random-places.htmldisaster and hilaritylong hiatusoverheardThu, 18 Aug 2011 09:40:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-5041035014417803570We're back.<div> <br /> <br />(At Cedar Point)<div>Tommy: Scott, if you got an award, who would you thank?</div><div>Scott: My girlfriend.</div><div>Tommy: Well, I guess that's legitimate, because it's in a fictional setting.</div><div>Scott: I'm assuming the award is "Congrats on the Sex."</div><div> <br /></div><div>Tommy and/or Scott: Fun fact . . . </div><div> <br /></div><div>Tommy (later): So you never really answered my question about the awards.</div><div>Scott: Oh, who would I thank. </div><div>Janelle: Jesus Christ.</div><div>Scott: Yes, God. And my parents, for introducing me to God. And Jewish people for introducing me to Spaceballs.</div><div> <br /></div><div>(In Tommy's car)</div><div>Janelle: Is your finger really all the way up there?</div><div> <br /></div><div>(In the Man Magnet)</div><div>Janelle: Okay, Scott, you can copywrite my whore name.</div><div> <br /></div><div>(In the office)</div><div>Scott: I gotta dip into my "make it rain" fund.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Janelle: Did you give him the Scott Lehman Special?</div><div>Scott: "Things Golden Throat is not allowed to say."</div><div> <br /></div><div>Charles: The new kid is officially broken in.</div><div>Janelle: Grossssssss.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Rach: MY PIECE IS BENT?!</div><div> <br /></div><div>Rach: We learned about Chinese bars.</div><div>Janelle: And clubs in Shanghai.</div><div>Rach: Good idea.</div><div>Janelle: And squatter toilets.</div><div>Rach: Not a good idea.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Tommy: I've pooped in two countries this year.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Charles: Welp . . .</div><div> <br /></div><div>Janelle: Who's going to sexually harass me at work now?</div><div>Janelle: Don't answer that.</div><div> <br /></div><div>(Online)</div><div> <br /></div><div>Scott: my shit button is shifty</div><div>Janelle: oh is it?</div><div> <br /></div><div>Tommy: I'm 5% packed for New York . . . with a 5% margin of error.</div><div> <br /></div><div> <br /></div></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/in-shorts.htmlThu, 23 Jun 2011 14:05:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-3339481715104187806<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjbacVF0C1qzfya1o1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktjbacVF0C1qzfya1o1_500.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <ul><li>We really don't know what happened to Episode 17 of the podcast. I think we abandoned it. If you find it, please contact us.</li> <li>I made a few modifications to the blog. New header image? Nice. Uh oh, what's over to the side? A new sidebar WOOOAAAHHH</li> <li>Posts from us have slowed from a drizzle to a trickle, sorry about that, our loyal fanbase.&nbsp;</li> <li>Isn't the new header image REGAL? Like it would be on someone's desk nameplate. We should get on that.</li> </ul>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/sorry-wrong-pants-18-going-commando.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsTue, 21 Jun 2011 15:57:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-2488335329568291392<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibP6NAkCymRH4U8jeRwf5pzR4dNm86Z0hJ8CCHoICfgHgK7gcwBgXK4p_GNonTORj9mVY3gYWDDuC9Cco8KzlhekzSTZHYM8QcplofPSWIuNrosAWFdMxiHbu6r9fXYzaT-aWsBLc0swj8/s1600/Michael_Ironside_Starship_Troopers.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibP6NAkCymRH4U8jeRwf5pzR4dNm86Z0hJ8CCHoICfgHgK7gcwBgXK4p_GNonTORj9mVY3gYWDDuC9Cco8KzlhekzSTZHYM8QcplofPSWIuNrosAWFdMxiHbu6r9fXYzaT-aWsBLc0swj8/s320/Michael_Ironside_Starship_Troopers.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> I saw X-Men: First Class over the weekend, and it is now my favourite out of all the X-Men movies. Why? Because it didn't feel like a "typical" X-Men movie or a "typical" superhero/comic book movie. Instead, I daresay that First Class felt almost James Bond-ish in its presentation. No, seriously, the movie takes place in '68 during the Cuban Missile Crisis, and the social commentary on the world at the time is hilarious (and so sexist at times... and one blatantly racist&nbsp;edit.) Oh yeah, and mutant super powers, Kevin Bacon, etc.<br /> <br /> There were a couple of cameos in the movie that I thoroughly enjoyed ("Go f- yourself" was great), including a cameo/minor part by Michael Ironside, who plays a small role as a Navy Captain. I kind of equate Ironside as playing the even more manly and legitimate Ron Swanson. Where Ron Swanson (or, um, Nick Offerman) is manly man but over-the-top in execution, Michael Ironside and every part he plays is spot on <b>MAN</b>. He's always a military commander who takes charge of the situation, and his every entrance requires full orchestral fanfare.<br /> <br /> Not to mention he's played Naval officers (Top Gun, X-Men: First Class), submarine captain (SeaQuest 2032), squadron leader (Starship Troopers)... yeah he's badass.<br /> <br /> Also, his last name is <b>IRONSIDE</b>. Come on. The guy grew up knowing he&nbsp;could kick ass.<br /> <br /> <u><b>Today's Panel</b></u><br /> <a href="http://twitter.com/janelle_ohara"><b>Janelle</b></a>, Rachel, <a href="http://twitter.com/theslehman"><b>Scott</b></a>, <a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/"><b>Tommy</b></a>, <a href="http://twitter.com/iCbreeze21"><b>Charles</b></a>, <a href="http://youtube.com/jwolka"><b>Jeff</b></a>, and a special introduction from President Barack Obama*.<br /> <br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a> and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2318%20-%20Going%20Commando.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!<br /> <br /> *not actually Barack Obama.1noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/overheard-at-1-800-4-raftin.htmldisaster and hilarityoverheardRAFTIN'Sun, 12 Jun 2011 23:09:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-8490597676042349344<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZXBlRRd_TVo8aheHhQy7Hf48-2RW6oVuYbDol5xQleh4PMbKOr6ggmQIPRnPdNBOfH_N0GKCl7xphsIBrZaq_amDD5byChUNBYwv_tJ_X6UAai6aFmD1pbC0hFw2FbA7LzGYAU8aISzA/s1600/resize.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZXBlRRd_TVo8aheHhQy7Hf48-2RW6oVuYbDol5xQleh4PMbKOr6ggmQIPRnPdNBOfH_N0GKCl7xphsIBrZaq_amDD5byChUNBYwv_tJ_X6UAai6aFmD1pbC0hFw2FbA7LzGYAU8aISzA/s320/resize.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5617549771047876706" /></a><br /><div>Some inappropriateness . . . enter if you dare.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /></div>Shut up, Steve. (x 2345)<br /><br />F you, Janelle. (x 2345)<br /><br />Everyone's a slut.<br /><br />What d'you mean, reg-a-lar?<br /><br />I want the SHAREABLE size.<div><br /></div><div>Team Effing Horses.<br /><br />Ke-sal?<br /><br />I'm more likely to hook up with Janelle than hook up with Tommy, so I can share a room with him in China.<br /><br />Everybody pile into Big Sloppi.</div><div><br /></div><div>What would you do with 3 penises?</div><div>Wear a glove as a condom?<br /><br />Scott excels in van cramming.<br /><br />I'm sorry I punched you in your weiner.<br />I'm sorry I wrecked your face.<br /><br />We got some giant senators on the grill.<br /><br />Scottapotamus McHottamus, my lyrics are bottomless<br /><br />All ahead full! No homo.<br /><br />Pull out! No homo.</div><div><br /></div><div>Something something Steve and a full body condom.<br /><br />Don't cock block the Big Slop.<br /><br />Mother of pearl, we were woken up by a fart.<br /><br />I wish you would have farted, it would have been funny.<br /><br />What a way to wake up.</div><div><br /></div><div>STOP SAYING "MOIST!"</div><div>What, am I supposed to say "dampsturizer?"<br /><br />I already regret bringing the party tent.<br /><br />Ooohh good morning, Zefron!<br /><br />Did you seriously just throw all the toilet paper into the woods?<br /><br />I just want to learn how to dance like Scott.<br /><br />We'll put one person alone in a boat . . . (unanimously) STEVE.<br /><br />Can you play us a song on your guitar?<br /><br />(playing "What's Your Flavor/If That's What You're Into", in which we all write qualities we find attractive in the opposite sex on a piece of paper and then read them out loud and try to guess who said it)<br />"Not a whiny bitch."<br /><br />She's still a whore!<br /><br />"Wawaawawwawa" that's how you all sound collectively.<br /><br />GET OUT OF MY FACE!<br /><br />Can I have a Little Mac?<br /><br />That man is going to get you!<br /><br />I'm a gonna go to the car and get the buggy!<br /><br />Janelle was very concerned that people were doing drugs in this campground.<br /><br />She just started screaming in pain and then said we'll have "tent talk time."<br /><br />Is it sexy time in this tent?<br />Only if you come in, baby!<br /><br />I'm sorry if the schedule of my bowel movements offends you so much.<br /><br />Everyone get into Big Sloppi, we are taking a shit trip.<br /><br />Oh hello, pitching a tent in a tent?<br /><br />What do you do if you have morning wood and there are other people around you?<br /><br />I pledge allegiance, to the flagpole, of the United States of America. And to the Republic, for which it stands up very straight and tall . . .<br /><br />I wish I had a detachable penis.<br /><br />Having a penis is NOT FUN because when you get a boner around an ugly girl it is so embarrassing. YOU CAN'T CONTROL IT.</div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/06/gang-takes-on-oregon-trail.htmldisaster and hilarityThu, 2 Jun 2011 10:44:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-3588005280498173234<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTZJEtqSTiv5Y6uGalQqsX-9BRo5VksUZnSQ3s1vcXdcgjJdrYJScKLtxYlXU_Qrf7ORTtuW4qBO-42fLhl3Ebidf9nm4vFp2h_Abt1W5jriIN-qxRT8XxPtFBTGUwQl8w_AySD-TxtI/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-06-02+at+10.19.07+AM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="271" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTZJEtqSTiv5Y6uGalQqsX-9BRo5VksUZnSQ3s1vcXdcgjJdrYJScKLtxYlXU_Qrf7ORTtuW4qBO-42fLhl3Ebidf9nm4vFp2h_Abt1W5jriIN-qxRT8XxPtFBTGUwQl8w_AySD-TxtI/s320/Screen+shot+2011-06-02+at+10.19.07+AM.png" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="271" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGwqLRwf2KW7KIsxoMLcobGTofr8UGaPtueWFkfBiy8hkoxVCDSoVFeGCQ_cbNFjsEKYMoNtYw89QXeeBCaMITKqmHwyOlIkksPRGQAq_YI8tSN2T_2-eofLL3YsqrrdQIHQBAkLqRzHY/s320/Screen+shot+2011-06-02+at+10.29.54+AM.png" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div>1noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/sorry-wrong-pants-16-who-is-shawty.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsWed, 25 May 2011 12:39:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-7161208777034746222<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj8-KpOUcq8_2K18-qjo_ewuDy5Z4oTLXMY9zAnHL90YDW1wgk4Ov0U4uI-8S0n4rpPXa8Zea70PhjsoJMqLFjxfDj2HbamjhaYpwgisdJJTiNMnD0srd2o0GgwQVqczA-JdXkcqRQ16U/s1600/shawtybieber.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj8-KpOUcq8_2K18-qjo_ewuDy5Z4oTLXMY9zAnHL90YDW1wgk4Ov0U4uI-8S0n4rpPXa8Zea70PhjsoJMqLFjxfDj2HbamjhaYpwgisdJJTiNMnD0srd2o0GgwQVqczA-JdXkcqRQ16U/s1600/shawtybieber.jpg" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The second result for the Google Image Search of "Who is Shawty?"</td></tr> </tbody></table>Ever run out of steam?<br /> <br /> Now that's a funny phrase "run out of steam". I know that it's referring to old steam locomotives, but when exactly did that cross over to mean that a person has run out of energy? When someone is tired, you never hear them say, "Oh man, I'm melting down" or "Somehow there's no water flowing through my turbines today" or even "My solar panels are covered in dust and are unable to capture the full potential of energy from the sun."<br /> <br /> In retrospect, yeah, it does make sense. Nevermind then, carry on.<br /> <div><br /> <u>Today's Panel</u><br /> <u></u><a href="http://twitter.com/janelle_ohara"><b>Janelle</b></a>, Rachel, <a href="http://twitter.com/theslehman"><b>Scott</b></a>, <a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/"><b>Tommy</b></a>, and special guest Pogo!<br /> <br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a> and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2316%20-%20Who%20is%20Shawty_.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!</div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/late-night-knickers.htmlYATTATue, 24 May 2011 00:42:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-6239219563977351839<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqrDSY8g_oqMAHv0_udoU8LB1F85B8uv_1eAx6DwlORZJslOhLZNmxxkpMylFry5nH3_2Tk6e3ZBBoYcmA90DadnK7pASPhZv8ySUkduR9Vm7sfDGvshHflrsdFzJV8mA-Nwdr7Fgt6Wf/s400/yatta.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="204" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxqrDSY8g_oqMAHv0_udoU8LB1F85B8uv_1eAx6DwlORZJslOhLZNmxxkpMylFry5nH3_2Tk6e3ZBBoYcmA90DadnK7pASPhZv8ySUkduR9Vm7sfDGvshHflrsdFzJV8mA-Nwdr7Fgt6Wf/s320/yatta.jpg" width="320" /></a></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Wrong Yatta.</td></tr> </tbody></table>Kids, I've been on the internet a long time. A long time. A very, very long time, from a century far far away. I remember watching viral videos before the term was coined. I remember watching video online before the proliferation of flash. RealPlayer, Shockwave, Quicktime plugins were all normal things to have installed in <a href="http://bieber.ly/70f8"><b>Firebird</b></a>. To share things with your friends, you'd remember a random combination of keywords to type into Google or Yahoo to find a specific hilarious item, and call your classmates to your computer to check out these hamsters dancing to crappy MIDI music. Back in the day, we didn't have a Facebook, Tweeter, Tumblr, Digg, Reddit, or any of these services to share these things. Our social network was shoe-powered.<br /> <br /> Props to Tumblr friend Pam for <a href="http://bieber.ly/529c"><b>posting a single frame</b></a> from one of the first "viral videos" I remember watching around 10 years ago or so. I don't know which one of my friends stumbled upon this, or even how, but it happened. Oh, did it happen.<br /> <br /> I present to you, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW6M8D41ZWU"><b>Yatta</b></a>.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/rW6M8D41ZWU?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>2noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/important-announcement.htmlThu, 19 May 2011 19:08:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-4521945345774022578<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-13-at-3-04-13-pm.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="205" src="http://tctechcrunch.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/screen-shot-2011-01-13-at-3-04-13-pm.png" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <br /> All links posted by <a href="http://bieber.ly/8971"><b>The Jeggings Blog</b></a> will now be shortened, for your <a href="http://twitter.com/oopsjeggings"><b>Tweeter</b></a> convenience, using the <a href="http://bieber.ly/"><b>bieber.ly</b></a> URL shortening service.<br /> <br /> Carry on.0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/men-choose-where-to-lunch.htmlThu, 19 May 2011 15:22:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-1564491384428278461<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px;"></span><br /> <ul class="uiList" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="MessagingMessage heavySeparator uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(170, 170, 170); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"></span></b><br /> <ul class="uiList" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="MessagingMessage heavySeparator uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(170, 170, 170); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-weight: normal;">Today, Scott and Tommy were trying to figure out what to do for lunch. For some reason, simply talking over the cubicle walls was too much work, so the discussion took place on Facebook. What actually happened could never have been predicted.</span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"><strong><br /> </strong></span></b></div><div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"><strong>Scott</strong></span></b></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="f8350d99900c4b32a05c9c764cae6603" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;">are you lunching or did you bring something?</span></b></div></li> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"> </span></b></ul></div></div></div></div></li> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:01:42 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:01am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="62ae3bdf6c1e4c3286d0e67dcd30f29e" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">i didn't bring anything</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:02:10 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:02am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="d42d7a80d87f43d29a0ea313f82d6c43" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">any preferences?</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="6b16191f371f4ed6b243492f4d5307d0" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">t-bell?</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="e9a5dcac1b3a451ca66de756b2838398" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">we haven't seen bossman in a while</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="491dbf2a18104bba83fa9ca8a04d6943" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">...and apparently, the spell checker doesn't find fault with the word, "bossman."</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:02:56 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:02am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="9a7385aefb4e49158eaa2afd0b9b859d" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">nice</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="addb081e5a3c4d29a1f9c3a59ee4e294" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">i'm not in a t-bell mood</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="7c1f56fc940c47eb87b2e998071459dc" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">but fast food is a go</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="3b70bd733def46e3b30f10c4fe325302" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">(gross)</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:03:29 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:03am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="22dab38241dc4dfc8fdc88bb6f366524" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">wendy's?</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:03:41 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:03am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="475598fc48814f56a89dba0dcb199777" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">maybe</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:03:52 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:03am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="253416f5b37f4a7faebed9e7f0851fd6" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">lqtm</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="144ea18ebe6c491e82c1df0f34d8ea8f" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">I almost typed lol, but it would be quite obvious that I was lying.</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:04:17 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:04am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="c58fc9ad9a7f4c14a34717fff02f9b10" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">the hell is lqtm??</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:04:23 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:04am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="e526d1aa4fb343359ec86f6edd67c1a5" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">laughing quietly to myself</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:04:30 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:04am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="9fdede1bedc641cfa5706fd70dfc5701" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">lol</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="bcf0670aa4544ddfa37cdae9d32d6153" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">f*** you</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:04:55 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:04am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="5a2d4240018e434295e792c9e2e89228" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">[low-level fist pump]</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:05:21 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:05am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="7205e55910274975b939c495d4a07d1b" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">maybe mcdonalds or bk</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:05:29 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:05am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="18c8a1e8c9a04281b5eaf419da61f423" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">I could go for McDick's (McDonald's)</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> </span></b></ul><ul class="uiList" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:05:44 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:05am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></span></b></div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"><strong>Tommy</strong></span></b></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="005a2b8b10b9471b985fe828b3b51494" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;">my standards are obviously quite low right now, but interestingly enough not inclusive of taco bell</span></b></div></li> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"> </span></b></ul></div></div></div></div></li> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:05:59 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:05am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="35f14b9c43bd4446b8a79ae341373a15" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">there's nothing wrong with that</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="14a5271fd2ab48c097acc211ca5b1bc3" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">it just means you have relatively high low standards</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:06:44 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:06am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="91e787f5befe41658526cd32fc53e37a" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">that's kind of like the phrase "upper lower michigan"</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:06:45 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:06am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="20865f0f3a174ad7bb5d50e563093531" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">you're in the "class mother fast food f****r" category of low expectations</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="d0227b147c3a495488d6faba08a58ab6" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">right.</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="4abbc320aa174e1eabab1fd4a721acf4" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">*classy</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:07:24 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:07am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="83e84baf801c4d6c8229c69e445cab6e" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">precisely</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:08:10 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:08am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="daa30f1eda2a4b56bbef0b4c09da5ef0" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">so...food then?</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:08:24 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:08am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="77ca9efadd2b40f999aa57c44ea0d194" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">maybe in a little while, let me finish this coffee</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:08:28 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:08am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="0357a83eaef842128bd6a97bb84536f3" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">sounds good</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:08:39 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:08am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="2bcceefdfef24784945acfaa7279e889" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">mcdicks?</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="80b601356e0c42d8af8c5cc2af387db4" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">is that McDicks or M.C. Dicks, like MC Hammer?</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:09:17 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:09am">4 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Scott</strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="a4a514abf68548648a9fa4a5aa05323f" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">how about MC Whopper?</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="53c4822480824d569dd1654da458a6d5" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">that sounds incredible</div></li> <li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="7f388778f84a499f8b9015628cfce2e9" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;">I could just picture a burger king guy walking around with huge sunglasses and a brass whopper on a gold chain</div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:11:02 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:11am">3 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></div><strong>Tommy</strong><br /> <strong><br /> </strong><br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strong style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img height="200" src="http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/MC_Hammer_-_Platinum2-vazandadon.jpg" width="200" /></strong></div></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: inline !important;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: inline !important; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: inline !important; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><blockquote class="webkit-indent-blockquote" style="border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 40px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><div style="display: inline !important;"></div></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></blockquote></div></div></div></li> </span></b></ul></div></div></div></div></li> <b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; font-weight: normal;"> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:12:51 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:12am">3 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></span></div><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Scott</span></strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="83ef40ab9a604a16ac71bafb725caded" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">well, I know what I'm doing today</span></div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:13:15 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:13am">3 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></span></div><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tommy</span></strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="0a763059b94f4730a3c2a6b731dca7ef" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">buying parachute pants and dancing hammer style?</span></div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> <li class="MessagingMessage uiListItem uiListLight uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-bottom-style: solid; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-left-style: solid; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-right-style: solid; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-color: rgb(233, 233, 233); border-top-style: solid; border-top-width: 1px; display: block;"><div class="clearfix main" style="display: block; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: -15px; margin-right: -15px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 15px; padding-right: 15px; padding-top: 8px; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock clearfix" style="display: block; zoom: 1;"><div class="UIImageBlock_Content UIImageBlock_SMALL_Content" style="display: table-cell; vertical-align: top; width: 10000px;"><div><div class="rfloat" style="float: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><abbr class="timestamp timestamp" data-date="Thu, 19 May 2011 08:13:42 -0700" style="border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; cursor: default; display: inline-block; vertical-align: top;" title="Thursday, May 19, 2011 at 11:13am">3 hours ago</abbr><i class="img sp_4z8w2j sx_db7871" style="background-image: url(http://static.ak.fbcdn.net/rsrc.php/v1/zq/r/ZzPGGwDB-9x.png); background-position: 0px -50px; background-repeat: no-repeat no-repeat; display: inline-block; height: 13px; width: 9px;"></i></span></div><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Scott</span></strong></div><div><ul class="uiList body contentListWidth" style="list-style-type: none; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 2px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><li class="uiListItem uiListVerticalItemBorder" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-top-width: 0px; display: block;"><div class="content" id="baff7ac5567241c88aae04f0b866411d" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">no...making an appropriate image composition</span></div><div class="content" id="baff7ac5567241c88aae04f0b866411d" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br /> </span></div><div class="content" id="baff7ac5567241c88aae04f0b866411d" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: small;">This was the result:</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3lf7IqJsyklZnZeYIX0JhBNdiU3EmuR_ztRc3eEacLKCmM0wmNNB8K4slz_8WQeFctr9NOn32jK2BnjpCeMuCLG4MOyw2AU8UphfdZalrk6L5rWxgMLQcox5jFJXJnC98O76Ruc7AzWA/s1600/Screen+shot+2011-05-19+at+11.35.22+AM.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><img border="0" height="186" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3lf7IqJsyklZnZeYIX0JhBNdiU3EmuR_ztRc3eEacLKCmM0wmNNB8K4slz_8WQeFctr9NOn32jK2BnjpCeMuCLG4MOyw2AU8UphfdZalrk6L5rWxgMLQcox5jFJXJnC98O76Ruc7AzWA/s200/Screen+shot+2011-05-19+at+11.35.22+AM.png" width="200" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br /> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white; font-size: small;">They actually ended up getting McDonald's.</span></div><div class="content" id="baff7ac5567241c88aae04f0b866411d" style="line-height: 14px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; padding-bottom: 1px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 2px; width: 350px; word-wrap: break-word;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"><br /> </span></div></li> </ul></div></div></div></div></li> </span></b></ul>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/sorry-wrong-pants-15-mancast.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsWed, 18 May 2011 18:33:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-6738025603426463794<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.mancavemarket.com/GameRoom.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="250" src="http://www.mancavemarket.com/GameRoom.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div><br /> </div><div>The ladies are out, and the MEN are in! Cars, sports, man caves, dens, and meat. Lots of meat.&nbsp;</div><div><br /> </div><div>Throw a steak on the grill, it's the all MALE podcast today... for the ladies.</div><div><br /> </div><u>Today's Panel</u><br /> <b><a href="http://twitter.com/theslehman">Scott</a>&nbsp;</b>and&nbsp;<a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/"><b>Tommy</b></a><br /> <br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a> and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2315%20-%20The%20MANcast.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!<div><br /> </div><div><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/28557103@N08/5681457847/"><b>For the ladies.</b></a></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/janelles-real-time-reaction-to-mancast.htmldisaster and hilaritySat, 14 May 2011 22:11:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-4684321422234808886I want that opening music all the time. It's so full of preposterone.<br /><br />Vibha got a shoutout. Amazeballs.<br /><br />Your attempt at manly sports talk was lame and needed estrogen.<br /><br />The Tigers won seven in a row so shut up, men.<br /><br />Excellent use of the word "fantabulous."<br /><br />Den vs. Man-Cave . . . CONTROVERSY.<br /><br />We have the mounted head of a buck at my cottage, does that make it a man-cave? People can't really press against it as in Scott's word picture.<br /><br />Old ass fish. I have never seen an old fish, but I would like to.<br /><br />I approve of the idea of table-top flat screens at the bar, a grill/deep fryer, and fog horns whenever someone scores.<br /><br />There should always be leather-bound books on the shelves and spelling bees televised in a man-cave.<br /><br />The Man-Cave Network sounds like a hit. As long as your fingers weren't sticky from the soda fountain of BWW sauces.<br /><br />Scott should get more mad about the waitress's first day on the job being on a Wings playoff game night.<br /><br />We need to have a bacon-fest one day.<br /><br />I like how Scott refrained from saying that he would have alcohol in his man-cave bar, even though we all know the answer.<br /><br />Also, I like how he needs to purposely have small glasses with lots of ice because he's afraid the conversation will be lacking.<br /><br />Nothin' but chicken. [restaurant name]<br /><br />Osama's man-cave = disappointing.<br /><br />The men of AJP are talking about how they don't like dry-rubs and they like saucy meats. Make your own innuendos.<br /><br />We totally have that mid-90s bottle of lemon juice in the O'Hara household.<br /><br />Tommy, I don't think you'll be the alcoholic of our group.<br /><br />Smart cars definitely take away your man-card, or your woman-card.<br /><br />Scott needs a car that will just roll over and crush all the cars on the road, that's the only way he will ever be happy.<br /><br />SHUT UP ABOUT HAVING TWO PHONES AND TWO COMPUTERS.<br /><br />STOP ABOUT THE SATURNS. I LOVE MY SATURN.<br /><br />I have a GPS for our rafting trip.<br /><br />You WOULD talk about meat.<br /><br />I have a book called "Opening a Bar For Dummies" so "The Orange Barrel/The Detour" is a viable option.<br /><br />I feel considerably less feminine after listening to this because I want a man-cave as described by you two manly men.0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/sorry-wrong-pants-14.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsThu, 12 May 2011 11:10:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-1215470103386672538<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/ba/f2/287344.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://image.com.com/tv/images/processed/default/ba/f2/287344.jpg" width="212" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><a href="http://www.blogger.com/"></a>Ben: What do you say, do you want to play?<div>Us: YEAH!</div><div>Ben: Let's take a ride on the CA$H CAB!&nbsp;What are your names?</div><div>Us: Janellerachelscottjefftommy!</div><div>Ben: And where are we heading?&nbsp;</div><div>Us: Nebraska.</div><div>Ben: Nebraska Avenue?</div><div>Us: No, the state.</div><div>Ben: Oh. Well I'm just going to drop you guys off here...</div><div>Us: We haven't even moved. We're actually further away from our destination!</div><div>Ben: I actually had to loop around and pick up Ron.</div><div>Us: Ron?</div><div><br /> </div><div>The taxi comes to a stop and the door slides open.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Ron Pitts: I'm Ron Pitts. And this is Destroyed in Seconds!</div><div>Us: YAAAAAAAYYYY!</div><div><br /> <u>Today's Panel</u><div><a href="http://twitter.com/janelle_ohara"><b>Janelle</b></a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/WolkaJ"><b>Jeff</b></a>, Rachel, <a href="http://twitter.com/theslehman"><b>Scott</b></a>, <a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/"><b>Tommy</b></a>, and special guest <a href="http://twitter.com/dfaes"><b>Dave</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a> and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2314%20-%20nobodylikestoplaywithmy.cat.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!</div><div><br /> </div></div><div><b><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KuGizBjDXo">Life hangs in the balance.</a></b></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/jeggings-mobile.htmlWed, 11 May 2011 09:31:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-4527718531173762047<div class="separator" style="clear: both;">Run with me here.</div><br /> My dad has worked for Chrysler longer than he's known my mom. Plus, we're from Detroit, so being a car guy is just sort of in the blood... and I will not reverse my apology for the love I have for my dear departed PT Cruiser.<br /> <br /> The notion of "what car would I love to own" has changed constantly throughout the years. I've narrowed it down to two new vehicles that, if I had the money, I would buy today.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://dodgecolors.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011-Dodge-Challenger-SE-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://dodgecolors.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/2011-Dodge-Challenger-SE-2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> Dodge Challenger. Power-to-weight ratio be damned, I want to drive this piece of sex and call her my own. There, I said it.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://carreleaseupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2012-jeep-wrangler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="173" src="http://carreleaseupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/2012-jeep-wrangler.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Jeep Wrangler. Mostly for camping trips and winter driving, but yes, I do want this vehicle in or around my... garage.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /> </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">But thinking about my personal preference for vehicles got me wondering what vehicle The Jeggings Blog would need to conduct our daily commute.&nbsp;</div><div><br /> </div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjnL3gupTYeCR0kJZ2m6J7iUGRQFV5HWNcmimQwLWvvVOQMzdD32EaBnOpUr-DSA-3sqi4OxnVp53Zq8mhK9qLfgEkcYs70s1Rup3vpOzrxJjDRMA1SHkkoSRAmrbNk4djQz5yQxouz4c/s1600/scooby-doo-mystery-machine-monster-trucks1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjnL3gupTYeCR0kJZ2m6J7iUGRQFV5HWNcmimQwLWvvVOQMzdD32EaBnOpUr-DSA-3sqi4OxnVp53Zq8mhK9qLfgEkcYs70s1Rup3vpOzrxJjDRMA1SHkkoSRAmrbNk4djQz5yQxouz4c/s320/scooby-doo-mystery-machine-monster-trucks1.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><br /> </div><br /> <b>The Scooby-Doo Mystery Machine.</b><br /> This I feel is an obvious choice for the gang to drive around in. Spacious, maneuverable, and impervious to ghosts and the supernatural. There's even a dog painted on the side of the van for Rachel.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.cfloridaww2museum.org/sitebuilder/images/VE10-530x400.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="241" src="http://www.cfloridaww2museum.org/sitebuilder/images/VE10-530x400.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <b>World War II DUKW (the Duck)</b><br /> For the uninitiated, the DUKW is a multi-purpose utility vehicle, both amphibious and drivable on land. It's what we would build if Scott's conversion van stopped running, and we took the conversion cap off the top of it, flipped it over, and built around it. Also, who worries about miles per gallon when you can simply just boat your way to work? See, this plan is flawless.<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://miafene.hu/wp-content/2009/06/tiv.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://miafene.hu/wp-content/2009/06/tiv.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <b>TIV (Tornado Intercept Vehicle)</b><br /> If there's one thing that The Jeggings Bloggers can agree upon, its going the extra stupid mile to get "the shot" (I refuse to state the term "money shot" here). On top of having a vehicle that could help us get every single stupid shot we could think of, the TIV would drive fear into the hearts of our enemies (pirates and black marketeers).<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.countywatchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/envirolet_smart_car_3_lot2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.countywatchers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/envirolet_smart_car_3_lot2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><br /> <b>Smart Car Fleet</b><br /> So they're not so smart... individually... but together what's the harm they could do? It could be awesome. A fleet of Smart Cars driven by The Jeggings Bloggers would be like a combination of The Italian Job and Fast Five, and I find nothing wrong with that. (Also, I have not seen these movies.)<br /> <br /> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.losangelesduiattorneyblog.com/ice-cream-truck-dui-los-angeles.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.losangelesduiattorneyblog.com/ice-cream-truck-dui-los-angeles.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><b>Ice Cream Truck</b><br /> Jeff's driving and always sells ice cream in the Ahhh-nold voice. I'm sure high school Janelle would purchase a Choco-Taco from this reputable family-run establishment on wheels.0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/overheard-in-office-of-jeggings-blog.htmlTue, 10 May 2011 15:56:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-7885824706476676560<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody> <tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_596530591"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://www.policymic.com/beta/sites/default/files/imagecache/nodefullsize/policymicarticle1.jpg" width="320" /></a></span></td></tr> <tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.policymic.com/beta/national-politics/slacking-or-studying-do-undergrads-really-learn-college">Who is this girl and why is she on our blog?</a></td></tr> </tbody></table>Amy: You know how they say life is short? Life is the longest thing we'll ever experience.<br /> <br /> Scott: Apparently, it's constitution day in Poland and Japan.<br /> Rach: ...Prostitution day...?<br /> Scott: CONSTitution day.<br /> <div><br /> </div><div>Jeff: Scott, I need to see if my mic will fit in your shock mount. </div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach [to Scott]: I got her goin'. You're welcome.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach: Did you hear back from your guy about his thingee?</div><div><br /> </div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/mo-money-mo-problems.htmlmoney ca$hstuff we all getSWAGSat, 7 May 2011 00:35:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-7605493110537354821<div style="text-align: left;">Let's be real here - we at the offices of the Jeggings Blog are rolling in dough. Seriously, we throw money at each other every day. Does it matter if it's just $1 bills? No. It's still money that is raining down on us.</div><div> <br /></div><div>If someone wants to throw more money ca$h at us, here's what we would use it for:</div><div> <br /></div><div>1) <a href="http://www.red.com/">A RED camera.</a></div><div>None of us are really sure how to use one, we just know that we want one, and we want it to be red. As in, the color of it needs to be red.</div><div> <br /></div><div>2) <a href="http://www.bouncehousesnow.com/buy/pc/Bounce-Houses-c13.htm">A bouncy house.</a></div><div>This would be used primarily as Janelle's office, but other staffers would be allowed in occasionally.</div><div> <br /></div><div>3) <a href="http://www.epromos.com/misc/promotional-pill-boxes-medicine-dispensers/">Pill boxes.</a></div><div>We would like our fans to live forever. What better way than taking your medicine out of a pill box with a lemon and two balloons on it?</div><div> <br /></div><div>4) A second monitor for Slehman.</div><div>He gets really sad about not having one, and then resorts to grand larceny, which is just rude.</div><div> <br /></div><div><meta charset="utf-8"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGsxwUBpV-UWNxdoIuVu9g8f1dv77PQpe3cAPXioFtkHu7j16U6BtIsSsTIi7swkm1ldOQ0oeFEFahcju25Lpgtz2Zx1-Jrh1yi2PA6PuJo-BMf0YNVgTnz8_7Wxy1LBVf4Sd8N4BRKR8/s1600/photo.JPG" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGsxwUBpV-UWNxdoIuVu9g8f1dv77PQpe3cAPXioFtkHu7j16U6BtIsSsTIi7swkm1ldOQ0oeFEFahcju25Lpgtz2Zx1-Jrh1yi2PA6PuJo-BMf0YNVgTnz8_7Wxy1LBVf4Sd8N4BRKR8/s320/photo.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603830981955946146" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 239px; " /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >BossomeSAUCE</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" > <br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" >5) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Ergo-Star-CRYSTAL-Professional-Hydraulic/dp/B0018A9FQG">A hair cutting chair</a>.</span></div><div style="text-align: left;">This way, Rach doesn't have to call the barbershop and send Jeff home early from work to get a haircut.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">6) <a href="http://www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/739617-REG/Westcott_655H_uLite_Green_Screen_Lighting.html">A portable green screen</a>.</div><div style="text-align: left;">For Chromazones 2.0, but more importantly so we can recreate the Robin Sparkles "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF1b1pf9DRY">Let's Go To the Mall</a>" video.</div><div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">7) <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Motion-Metallic-Blue-Lava/dp/B000K1R8ZO">A lava lamp.</a></div><div style="text-align: left;">The one Janelle and Scott have in the Edgy Cube right now is . . . slightly too feminine for some people's taste. (meaning Janelle's)</div><div style="text-align: left;"> <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><meta charset="utf-8"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDZTgp0z1egJ1HZoBLoRPGGJPQBhutv0d5BrG628uy1Z7McGldM7azhablPARkLv1Wv1ZtAYC9r2Ddt2rEj9q54mVgCUx55J_JFfBvHTYxwt2Fbppyz-6tTEqGv9EdBhBQUspNw_8Frk/s1600/209372_527560248642_77101498_30698389_2168499_o.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLDZTgp0z1egJ1HZoBLoRPGGJPQBhutv0d5BrG628uy1Z7McGldM7azhablPARkLv1Wv1ZtAYC9r2Ddt2rEj9q54mVgCUx55J_JFfBvHTYxwt2Fbppyz-6tTEqGv9EdBhBQUspNw_8Frk/s320/209372_527560248642_77101498_30698389_2168499_o.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5603833663256883026" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 214px; height: 320px; " /></a></div><div> <br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Any other suggestions are welcome.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" > <br /></span></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/sorry-wrong-pants-13-this-is-blue-devil_02.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsMon, 2 May 2011 14:21:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-2760766618981705005<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi569Sdi84yb8UMgO-nDBmXIqj_seyGHqfXTFrnD38U4KWleJt2n7OUxvHLkJ2g4PhgltMlzedTFnDvDEg_1WEi5XJ4h1mIJB9F366ctV4_mbmH5d5ERvuVxC0qVybWSoz7smQd96_YF-w/s1600/205094_1914983147185_1020128359_3968905_2611032_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi569Sdi84yb8UMgO-nDBmXIqj_seyGHqfXTFrnD38U4KWleJt2n7OUxvHLkJ2g4PhgltMlzedTFnDvDEg_1WEi5XJ4h1mIJB9F366ctV4_mbmH5d5ERvuVxC0qVybWSoz7smQd96_YF-w/s320/205094_1914983147185_1020128359_3968905_2611032_n.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">(Technical note: This should be good now.)</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">You see, it starts over a year ago, when Scott went to a thrift store. Sargent Pepper left a frock behind, and Scott thought, "oh, I know half a t-shirt that this may match!"</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Scott labored, worked hard sewing, day and night, until he had it: the perfect hybrid between a long-sleeve frock and a short sleeve shirt. He wore it into the office one day (fun side story: instead of Accidental Jeggings Productions we were almost Short-sleeve Jacket Frock Productions) but he felt incomplete. There was something missing.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Scott then spent three months carefully cutting, chopping, and slicing up foamcore and cardboard to construct his own backup cardboard standee army. It was quite the ordeal, we didn't see him for months.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Then, one triumphant day, Scott returned, cardboard army in tow. He set them up in his cube, and around the office, proclaiming his victory and dominance over all. Yet still, this wasn't enough. In a shocking revelation, Scott discovered an entire thrift store comprised of clothing donated by Sargent Pepper.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Scott retired to his chambers, sewing frocks and shirts together to create a uniform fit for a battalion. He recruited and paid off men and women to have them join his cause. His plan worked, and dressed in these half-shirt-half-frock uniforms, Scott formed an army.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Finally, the day came, not too long ago. Scott's Army surged towards the campus, dominating and destroying all that came in his way. There was just one thing he wasn't counting on...</div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Subscribe to our podcast through&nbsp;<a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Copy&nbsp;<a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants"><b>this link</b></a>&nbsp;and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Click&nbsp;<a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2313%20-%20THIS%20IS%20BLUE%20DEVIL%20COUNTRY.mp3"><b>here</b></a>&nbsp;to download and listen to this episode directly!</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /> </div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><b><a href="http://laydownyourburdens.tumblr.com/post/5075146971/sirgoodtoaster-deer-god-what-have-i-done">Deer God</a></b></div></div></div>1noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/04/overheard-at-offices-of-jeggings-blog_19.htmldisaster and hilarityoverheardFri, 29 Apr 2011 14:59:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-7847958679785086423Scott: So-and-so called the hotline.<br /> <div>Rach: What line?</div><div>Scott: [seductively] My line.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach: Did she seriously have to chicken broth everything?</div><div><br /> </div><div>Janelle: [says something stupid]</div><div>Scott: Okay, Mom.</div><div>Janelle: WHAT?!</div><div>Scott: No, I'm reading an email. Not even a Freudian slip would make that happen.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach: You know, if they hooked up, their couple name could be "Chip Clip."</div><div><br /> </div><div>Janelle: I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY MEDIUM-SIZED DOG!</div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach: Oh my God, you are Scott Lehman-ing that keyboard!</div><div><br /> </div><div>Scott: Why doesn't anyone keep this updated? It's most definitely a 5.</div><div>Rach: You're most definitely a 5.</div><div>Scott: That is an extremely untrue statement.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Scott: [drops 3 $1 bills on Janelle]: MAKIN' IT RAINNNNNNN!</div><div><br /> </div><div>Nicole's ex boyfriend: I just really want a hug, as gay as that sounds.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Rach/Scott/Janelle: You wanna fight?!</div><div><br /> </div><div>Janelle: Who's on the phone? Tell me now.</div><div>Rach: Don't worry about it. It's Tommy's mom.</div><div>Tommy: Aww, how's she doing?</div><div>Rach: Oh, she's doing <i>real</i> well.</div><div><br /> </div><div>Janelle: You furious?</div><div><br /> </div><div>Tommy: The deal of the day is for laser hair removal.</div><div>Rach: I need that . . . on the lip . . . of my face.</div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/04/sorry-wrong-pants-12-in-bowels-of.htmldisaster and hilaritypodcastsorry wrong pantsThu, 28 Apr 2011 14:45:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-7618214107004790031<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://betacache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/04/xlarge_img_0896_640x478.shkl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="http://betacache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2011/04/xlarge_img_0896_640x478.shkl.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div><br /> </div>Did anyone watch The Voice on NBC the other night? That show is SWEET. No sarcasm, really, I highly highly enjoyed the show. Within 30 minutes I could tell which artist would turn around and select the singer... Cee Lo was especially easy to figure out.&nbsp;Adam, the dude from Maroon 5, has the best team so far. That one kind of chubbier guy has a voice, damn. Country music dude Blake is kind of a douche, but at least he's a douche in an entertaining way. Christina Aguilera is looking beautiful as always, and her little rivalry with Adam that has formed already is entertaining.<br /> <div><br /> </div><div><div>And I love that Carson Daly is the host of the show. It's nice to see him on TV not at 3am. Can you believe he's had that super late night show on NBC for almost 10 years now? I've never watched it, to be honest. It's on too late. And when I am up that late, I'm usually out with friends or something of the like.&nbsp;</div><div><br /> </div><div>Nevertheless it's nice to see him and Christina Aguilera on TV together not on TRL. Those were the days, man.</div><div>We talked toilets at some point during the show. Don't hold your breath.</div><div><br /> Subscribe to our podcast through <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jeggings-blog/id420169343?uo=4"><b>iTunes</b></a>!<br /> <br /> Copy <b><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/sorrywrongpants">this link</a> </b>and paste it into your podcast listening device (iTunes/Zune/RSS) to subscribe that way!<br /> <br /> Click <a href="http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9689546/Sorry%2C%20Wrong%20Pants%20%2312%20-%20In%20the%20bowels%20of%20the%20toilet.mp3"><b>here</b></a> to download and listen to this episode directly!<br /> <div><br /> </div><div><a href="http://gizmodo.com/#!5792108/i-sat-on-a-6400-toilet-and-it-changed-my-life"><b>I sat on a $6,400 Toilet and it changed my life.</b></a></div></div></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/04/mouse-turns-30.htmlWed, 27 Apr 2011 12:06:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-8284917905524670883Hi. My name is Jeff Wolka, I don't mean to nerd out.... but I will.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div> I would like to talk about our good friend, the computer mouse. It was 30 years ago today that the first commercially available mouse was released. Since then there has been many innovations in mouse technology. Here are the top 3 mouses that I have ever owned.<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><b>3.) THE MAGIC MOUSE</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://reviews.cnet.com/sc/33783857-2-440-OVR-1.gif" style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 440px; height: 330px;" border="0" alt="" /></div><div>You see this thing? Yeah, that's a multi-touch surface (that means you can do some fancy things like scrolling without a mouse wheel/ball). Pretty fancy, right? OH it gets better. This guy is bluetooth. That's right. Wireless. This bad boy will set you back $<b><a href="http://store.apple.com/us/product/MB829LL/A">69</a>.</b> See, Apple is classy like that. Worth the money. Buy it. Now. </div><div><br /></div><div><b>2.) Logitech LX8</b></div><div><br /></div><div> <a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31bWncfwO6L.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 275px; height: 275px;" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31bWncfwO6L.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Do you like computers? Yes. Do you like games? Yes. Do you like computer games? YES. This mouse is, in my opinion, the best multipurpose wireless mouse on the market. It is comfortable due to the rubber grips on the side. It is also responsive, and that is a must for PC gamers such as myself. This guy will set you back around <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Logitech-LX8-Cordless-Laser-Mouse/dp/B000ZH7E5M">$19</a> on Amazon. </div><div><br /></div><div><b>1. The Nyko AirFlo Mouse.</b></div><div><br /></div><div><a href="http://c0.dmlimg.com/1fc1c1c2db5852e08ffc380475e2633647baf5958864df759017a6a29d660056.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 381px; height: 430px;" src="http://c0.dmlimg.com/1fc1c1c2db5852e08ffc380475e2633647baf5958864df759017a6a29d660056.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a>Do you suffer from sweaty hands like Janelle? Then this mouse is for you! I bought this mouse in 2003. It was marketed as a gamer mouse, because of those sweat inducing moments of tension in your games. Inside of this little guy is a silent fan that blows air out of the holes and onto your sweaty palms. Yeah, that's right. This mouse served me through Call of Duty, Call of Duty 2, and Battlefield 2 (and we're talking about the original Call of Duty for the PC, not that Xbox crap). Unfortunately, the only place to find this guy is on ebay. Buy it. Do it NOW. </div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)http://thejeggingsblog.blogspot.com/2011/04/overheard-at-offices-of-jeggings-blog_26.htmldisaster and hilarityTue, 26 Apr 2011 15:27:00 -0400tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-311023699046572378.post-2286892269766530751Janelle (to Scott): Your hair grows like weed.<div> <br /></div><div>Scott: Step right up and guess the weight of this penguin! </div><div>Tommy: The average weight of an emperor penguin is 88 pounds.</div><div>Scott: Damn-</div><div>Janelle: ...that's-</div><div>Scott: ....fat-</div><div>Janelle: Yeah!</div><div> <br /></div><div>Rachel2: I'm going to have some cake and be a fatty. Whatever. I already have a man.</div><div> <br /></div><div><meta charset="utf-8"><div>Janelle (to Scott): I was going to say you have a bad touch, and then I thought about how gross that song is . . . </div><div>Scott: Just, stop.</div></div><div> <br /></div><div>Scott: How did you make a 3D box?</div><div>Rach: Because I'm freaking magical.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Rach: Scott creatively services this department in several ways . . . </div><div>Janelle: . . . and we creatively service him right back.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Scott: Wow, that was not the right knob.</div><div>Janelle: What IS the right knob, Scott?</div><div> <br /></div><div>Scott: This went up quickly.</div><div>Janelle: [pause] I was going to make an innuendo . . . </div><div>Scott: NO.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Richard: That's the wrong color for something . . . ahh . . . how can I put it delicately . . . slightly phallic shaped.</div><div> <br /></div><div>Rach: I'm spitting on your cake and changing your Facebook status simultaneously.</div>0noreply@blogger.com (Accidental Jeggings Productions)