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        <description>Are you parched? Our ramblings on topics we have no real understanding on will be sure to quench your thirst.</description>
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      <title>#5 - Trump Tank</title>
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      <itunes:summary>You’re fired! And now that you have all that free time, why not check out this exciting episode of Water Buoys, which admittedly goes off the rails a bit as we pitch our own business ideas, and criticise the arguably better-conceived business ideas of others! Become the hero of the marketing department in James’ party game, frighten the folks in HR with Kai’s voyeur library, or do some other business-related thing at Lewis’ completely standard nightclub...</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#4 - Pet Hates of the Human Race</title>
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      <itunes:summary>A major rule of not looking like a dick is to avoid making long lists about the things you dislike... But in planning this episode, we decided that rules are meant to be broken, and are happy to present our list of some of the worst aspects of human behaviour; from being comfortably dumb, to the culture of swearing, to the everyday annoyances caused by the other humans we have to share our world with. Expect a part two…*Wink emoji*</itunes:summary>
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      <title>#3 - Sparkling Panino</title>
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      <itunes:summary>Whoa, I didn’t see you there! It’s episode three of Water Buoys, and this time we’ve decided to discuss various soft drinks, because we’re saving our better content for a later point in time. But if you’re curious about our opinions (as well as Lewis’ poorly researched facts) on anything from Coca-Cola to fruit smoothies, then this is the episode for you. DISCLAIMER: James knows nothing about Cuba.</itunes:summary>
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