Segments

If I Were You: Swinging

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 08 Apr 2026 15:00:00 -0000

Back to dispense some wisdom about double dates, double names, and compliment sandwiches. And yes, you can watch this entire episode on our Patreon!

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Bonus IF I WERE YOU (from Patreon)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 25 Feb 2026 06:30:00 -0000

Back with another bonus advice pod! We're chatting blizzards, threesomes, and garbage...

And yes: you can watch this as a video over at http://www.patreon.com/JA

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Bonus Segment Story Time!

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 03 Feb 2026 15:00:00 -0000

Back from the great beyond (the paywall) with a sneak peak of our Patreon bonus segment this week in which we discuss this week's big wager, and last week's big fast... with Geoffrey James! For this episode on video, new episodes of Jake & Amir watch, and our new podcast "That's Funny" check out http://www.patreon.com/JA

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95: Final Episode

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

We go out with a bang, discussing poetry, wedding invitations, and guessing ages.

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94: Penultimate Episode

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

Enough memory lane, in this episode we look forward to next week… and beyond.

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93: Labor Day of Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Sep 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss the highlights and lowlights of our decade podcasting.

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92: Blind Rank

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss hot sauces, long pees, and Jake’s old hobbies.

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91: Rejection Notice

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about making money, making memories, and back pain.

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90: Random State of Mind

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode play a few games and stroll down the memory lane of various states.

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89: Italia-no

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Aug 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our show ending, our belly buttons beginning, and Italian restaurants.

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88: Top 100

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss popular websites, popular tourist attractions, and unpopular heights.

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87: Hardly Memorizing

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss being handymen, being smart men, and testing our memory.

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86: Poetry or No-etry Again

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we hop around Wikipedia and memory lane!

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85: I Really Don’t Care, Do You?

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss aging, lizards, and movie stars.

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Bonus: Funky Toenail (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our grandparents, our feet, and our weddings.

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84: Would You Rather

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pants, thongs, lizards and MORE!

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83: Weird Photo

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss peptides, dentists and Gengis Khan.

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82: Highs and Lows

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake’s absence, Amir’s dreams, and guess candle scents.

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81: Stand Up Comedy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about growing, changing, and why Amir almost quit comedy forever.

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80: Adam Di-Rankmo (w/Adam DiMarco!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, we catch up with an old friend, then make him rank 20 bad things. Catch Adam DiMarco on Overcompensating only on Amazon Prime.

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79: Report Card

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Jake grades Amir for some reason, then we play a rousing rendition of Truth or Date.

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78: DOUBLE RANKOR

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we draft embarrassing things, then discuss DND.

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77: Holistic Vet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 May 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss professional vets, amateur scalpers, and play another rousing edition of Maine Trail.

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76: Maine Trail 2 – Cecil’s Revenge

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss going east, then going west.

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75: Passover and Easter

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss old traditions, old emails, and playing matchmaker.

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74: Maine Trail

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss great states, great ranks, and everything in between.

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73: Jake's Substack

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk yards, blogs and RANKER.

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72: Scandalous Cancel

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, we discuss White Lotus, drugs, and getting on the same wavelength.

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71: March Madness 10

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we create a scandal and a few Jake and Amirs.

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70: Casey's Movie

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, fellow Headgum friend Casey Donahue joins us to play Jake or Amir and discuss his feature film! Donate to the Kickstarter here!

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69: If I Were You

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we wax about wax, and bring back some unsolicited advice.

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68: Jake & Amir Scripts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Mar 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we read writings and rank shamings.

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67: RANCOR

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we play a few games, remember a few movies, and share some embarrassing moments.

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66: 0 to 200

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we play some games, mock some interviews, and talk dairy.

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65: Role Reversal

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Feb 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we break down last week and look forward to the future.

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64: 0 to 100

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0000

In this episode we try to get on the same wavelength… and fail.

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63: Blind Karaoke

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we play three games, each better than the last.

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62: Calling Fans

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk to some listeners, and plan Amir's birthday.

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61: True or False Winter Break

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our time off and a few movies we saw recently.

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Bonus: Bread Sandwich (2020)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss country clubs, our first jobs, and high school crushes.

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Bonus: Happy Ending (2020)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss sensual massages, Craigslist roommates, and reading your partner’s text messages.

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60: So Sick

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we look back at 2024, and beyond to 2025 and all the way to the distant future: 2026.

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59: Brasil

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we call some fans, we call some bluffs, and recall some dates.

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58: Weird

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss dead celebrities, live ad reads, and whether it’s normal to order cereal at a diner.

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57: Let’s Get Personal

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we get invasive, we get up to date, and we add a new spin on an old classic.

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56: Phrontistery

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss fake tweets, real questions, and three equally amazing poems.

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55: Real vs Fake

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we play J&A trivia, picture detective, and another rousing edition of WOULD YOU DO THAT?

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54: Billboards

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our bet, our characters, and how Jake would rank things.

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53: Personality Test

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Nov 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we make taking tests for one another our whole personality.

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52: Segmenia

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

It’s been a wild year, and we’re trying to do all the segments all at once. Wish us luck.

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51: Musical

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss a new Jake and Amir episode, a new play, and next week's podcast.

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50: Wheel of Misfortune

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss scary trips, ant infestations, and reality TV.

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49: Raining and Complaining

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss days of the week, words of the year, and robots taking our jobs.

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48: iPhone Debacle

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss the future of technology, media, and pizza.

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47: Slice of Life

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we dissect photos, ads, and our inner voice.

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Introducing: Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 19 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Have a listen to Thanks Dad with Ego Nwodim, a new Headgum podcast! Raised by a single mom, Ego Nwodim may have daddy issues, but she suspects you might, too. On Thanks Dad, she invites guests like Bill Burr, Kenan Thompson, Adam Pally, Hasan Minaj, Tim Meadows, Andy Cohen, and many more to be her “Dad for the Day” and has funny, heartfelt conversations with them about their experiences with their own dads and as parents themselves. Each episode wraps up with her getting practical advice from her guests such as how to get the best deal when buying a house, how to know you’ve found “the one,” and how to perfect your jump shot.

Subscribe to Thanks Dad on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts and check out new episodes every Monday.

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46: Memory Lane

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss stories past, present, and future. And also the presidential debate.

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45: Cruisin' USA

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss boat travel, plane travel, and where we were the night of March 3, 2012.

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44: Six Degrees

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Sep 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss song lyrics, facial improvements, and Kevin Bacon.

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43: JV Dance

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss how we became fools of ourselves at Harvard, and then we answer questions off of Reddit. Plus, Verdle is back!

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42: Poop Fiasco

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our new soccer podcast, egg cracking, and the triumphant return of Poetry vs Noetry.

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41: Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we guess celebrity heights, french pastries, olympic events, Kendrick v. Drake, dog breeds, and how to make our faces red.

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40: Wallpaper

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Aug 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our origin story, our personal email, and our walls.

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39: Would You Do That?

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss hypothetical politicians, questions, and try to figure out whether or not Jake would do that.

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38: Old Food

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss live shows, classic scrolls, and transparent soup.

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37: The One Percent

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our shortcomings, our longcomings, and then try to guess who is 51.

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36: Hollywoodn't

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss European football and American movies. Then we read some pages from a movie we wrote.

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35: Weakened Weekend

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jul 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we stroll down memory lane, define words, and find out who had the better Father's Day.

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34: Prop Quiz

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pets, ages, and pets ages. Then we take a Jake & Amir test.

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33: Greater Britain

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Premier League Football, premier travel destinations, and premier Hardly Working episodes.

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32: Amir vs. Jill in Jake Trivia (w/Jillian Vogel!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000

Who knows Jake better? Let's find out together! Then let's try to spell some words.

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31: Violence

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Amir tries to guess some celebrities, and how hard Jake slaps him. Then we read the cold open to a pilot we never shot.

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30: Film Reviewers

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we play movie critics, wavelength, and quick characters.

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29: The Rankers

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Amir tries to pick out a fake poem, a fake J&A quote, and then rank a whole lotta things.

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28: Love and Basketball

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we flex our high NBA and Porn IQ, in a game of trivia-- then we spend a few minutes re-writing the national anthem.

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27: Show and Guess

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Jake has to name that photo, Amir has to name that Jake & Amir script, and then Jake takes a pop quiz.

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26: Tarot

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Jake discusses his favorite show, then looks into Amir's future.

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25: Cameos

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we try to guess Cameo prices, create new movies, and Jake reads some of Amir's new ads.

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24: Shakespeare

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode, Amir takes it back to the 16th Century trying to stump Jake with a poem so old, it has to be true.

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23: Would You Want That?

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss family trees, five letter words, and some light game strategy.

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22: Who Knows Amir Better (w/Avital Ash!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Avital and Jake play a rousing game of who knows Amir better. Then Avital reads a poem and discusses her one woman show, "Avital Ash Workshops Her Suicide Note" (tickets now available at AvitalAsh.com!)

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21: Quick Characters

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we try to come up with 50 characters and 49 states.

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20: March Madness

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Amir gives Jake a pop quiz, then they discuss food poisoning and workshop a Jake and Amir episode.

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19: Improv (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Geoffrey joins us to sing songs, play improv games, and move to Russia for some reason.

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18: 100 Like Tweet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode Jake fires off another Tweet, while we play Verdle and another rendition of Poetry or No-etry.

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17: Jake's Parents

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we get Mr. and Mrs. Hurwitz side of Jake's college history, then play a rollicking game of Hogwash or Ha Eun.

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16: Hot Hands

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we create a movie, remember a story, and slap each other a lot.

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15: Jake's Solo Weekend

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about virtual reality, current reality, and play the celebrity game.

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14: Mystery Guest Part 3

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we guess another guest, we poetry another test, and we get back to our advice giving roots!

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13: The History Boys

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss 1776, 2001, and 2019.

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12: Jake and Amir Pitches

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss D&D characters, cryptic crypto tweets, and being sick.

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11: Belt of Pain

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our failing bodies and the steps we take to heal them. Also, Amir sold some new ads for Jake to read.

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10: eBay Game Boy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's poetry, Jake's math skills, and Amir's singing ability.

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09: Mystery Guest Part 2

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss memory palaces, mystery guests, and who is 55?

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Bonus: Cheese and Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!) 2019

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Christmas break has us releasing a classic IF I WERE YOU from our Patreon, recorded in 2019. Friend and fellow comedian Billy Scafuri joined us to discuss his diet, surprise parties and JibJabs.

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08: Fifty Like Xeet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we stroll down memory lane, play a game, and revisit our old Jake and Amir idea list.

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07: Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry.

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06: Fake Ads

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss riddles, houses, and doggies.

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05: Mystery Guest

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000

This week we're guessing people, taglines, and songs.

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04: New Restaurant

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes.

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03: Jake's Poem

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A.

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02: Fifty Like Tweet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000

Five new segments, one great episode: We chat old photos, dead artists, and going viral.

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01: A New Hope/Podcast/Car

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000

We're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode.

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Bonus: Bruised Penis (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris.

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Bonus: New Catchphrase (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase.

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Bonus: Quiet Sex (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss angry parents and library books.

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Bonus: Monkey Butt (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road.

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Bonus: Ear Holes (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology.

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Bonus: Open Relationship (w/Jeff Rosenberg!) 2019

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname.

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Bonus: Worst Text Ever (2019)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever.

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Bonus: Pranks (w/Geoffrey James!) 2018

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks.

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Bonus: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!) 2018

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.

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Bonus: The Headbutt (2018)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements.

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589: The End Is Here

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You".

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588: Smoothies (w/Avital and Jill!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Our lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next.

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587: Leave Me Hanging (w/Allison Williams!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -0000

Friend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2.

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586: Modern Bar Mitzvah

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig.

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585: The End Is Near

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy.

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584: Near Death Experience

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza.

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583: Monopoly

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked.

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582: AOL Instant Messenger

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Mar 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Padel Ball, cheese puffs, and screen names.

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581: Born Rick (w/ Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss posture, bangs, and financial fitness with Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman of Exploration: LIVE!, a podcast joining Headgum Wednesday, March 8th. Listen to new episodes every week on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts!

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580: Kissing Cousins

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss driving alone, and building together.

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579: Worst Food City

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines.

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578: Birthday Blumenfeld

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss getting suspended, writing songs, and Amir’s ideal gift.

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577: Amir Is Yogurt

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss goatees, cacti, and get a surprise call from a friend.

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576: Nose Picker

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss cheeseburgers, smegma and tiny benches.

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575: Orthodontics

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our favorite bands, video game characters, and how to smile better!

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574: Condom Wrapper

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss golfing, bartending, and yes: WORDLE.

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573: Polar Plunge 2

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 03 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss New Years Eve, New Years Days, and suppressing your emotions.

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572: Polar Plunge

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss skipping parties, tweeting retirement, and eating garbage.

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571: White Lotus (w/Adam DiMarco!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode Adam DiMarco (aka Albie Di Grasso) joins us to discuss public sex, private messages, and birds.

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570: Wrestling

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our pet peeves, fitness routines, and wanting to want an iPad.

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569: Vasectomy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Dec 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss soccer, football, and Norwegian Nerds.

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568: Body Hair

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 14:01:24 -0000

In this episode we discuss mouth breathing, polyamory, and laser hair removal. Shout out to Patrick.

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567: Amir Is Sick

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Nov 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss throat spray, law students, and Jake’s father.

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566: Blue Corn Moon

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad neighbors, infertility, and Amir's smoothie business.

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565: Party Pooper

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Nov 2022 17:20:59 -0000

In this episode we discuss breaking up, driving bad, and moving to Romania.

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564: Clam Hands

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss stretching, gifting, and why size doesn't matter.

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Introducing: Headgum Happy Hour

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 20:53:38 -0000

Consider this your official invite to hang with us in the Headgum backyard: it's the Headgum Happy Hour, our new monthly stand-up comedy show! Hosted by the Headgummers you know and (we hope) love, Amir Blumenfeld, Geoffrey James, and Danny Sellers!

In our inaugural episode, comedians Shelby Wolstein & EJ Marcus, Avital Ash, Liza Treyger, and Ian Karmel take us back to school for some stories to close out the summer. Along the way, the audience becomes an unwilling focus group for Geoff’s Shark Tank ideas.

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563: Demons

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss blockbuster videos and lackluster burritos.

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562: Athletic Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bicycling, tennis-ing, and everything in between.

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561: Bagels and God

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss destination weddings, car leases, and how to pronounce a baby name.

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560: Mile High Club

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Oct 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Dingos, UFOs, and getting went down on.

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559: Bad Art

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss, triathlons, Teslas, and finding new hobbies.

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558: Gamer Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss vacation romance, Twitch streamers, and National tragedies.

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557: Swashbuckler

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss todah's, tattoos, and teenage Jews.

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556: So Random (w/Emily and Sammy!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Sep 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode Emily Gonzalez and Sammy Smart from "Too Scary Didn’t Watch" are in studio discussing mass transportation crushes, extra sunglasses, and slowly moving into your boyfriend's apartment.

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Introducing: The Pit Wall [Pilot]

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 30 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -0000

Some of you asked for it; we needed zero excuse to record it. Have a listen to The Pit Wall, a Headgum original pilot!

Headgum's Jake Hurwitz, Geoffrey James, Marika Brownlee, Andrew Pile and Casey Donahue discuss and recap the latest Formula 1 Grand Prix and all the little boys who drive the little cars.

Join them as they recap the 2022 Belgian Grand Prix and discuss Lewis Hamilton's traipse through the Ardennes Forest, how Jake wants Toto Wolff to choke him, and where we think Daniel Ricciardo should go after this year.

If you want more episodes of The Pit Wall, let us know by subscribing to and rating the show on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

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555: Egg Tweet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss wet dreams, dry coworkers, and bible study.

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554: Wisdom

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 08:00:00 -0000

In this episode we try to lightning round answer as many questions as possible about marriage, finances, finger sandwiches, and Australia.

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553: Naval Massage (w/Chris Redd!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

Comedian Chris Redd joins us live on stage as part of Just for Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! We discuss sexy Facetimes, platonic massages, and performing in front of six people.

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552: Corked (w/Josh Ruben!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss kittens, impressions, and Headgum's newest podcast, "Corked!"

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551: God Mode

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Aug 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss raising children, playing ping pong, and paying it backwards.

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550: Amber Alert

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss smoking, sexing, and matching on Hinge.

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549: Dueling Vacations

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Amir's trip from hell, Jake's trip from heaven, and our problem with Airbnb.

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548: Fate on Shuffle

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss making music, sweating at home, and overnight spas.

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547: Walmart, Texas

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pillows, scrotums, and being a mayor.

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546: TV Dinner

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss luggage riding, songwriting, and baby naming.

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545: WHIMSY (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss jealousy, Only Fans, and musical theater.

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544: Summer Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our favorite athletes, our least favorite Marvel movies, and Jake's new Tik-Tok.

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543: Parking Ticket

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss old jobs, old email addresses, and new beginnings.

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542: Tiny Dab

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss broken dishwashers, broken hearts, and Jake's European vacation.

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541: Porn Ultimatum

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss the best states, the worst dates, and cheating in dreams.

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540: Nostalgia

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Home Improvement, Bar Mitzvahs, and texting for dummies.

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539: Slapping

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss surfing the web, surfing the waves, and dissecting dreams.

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538: Chess Lessons

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 May 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss mixing drinks, changing names, and checking mates.

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537: Ballad Of Hurwitz And Blumenfeld

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss covert tapes, overt favors, and Jake's fitness plan.

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536: Private Chef

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss best friends, bad music, and hot siblings.

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535: Baby Names

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Apr 2022 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss eating, cheating, and journaling.

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534: Chase Bieber

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Apr 2022 07:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss being rejected, acceptance, and tricking yourself into joy.

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533: Songs

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Mar 2022 07:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad relationships, good songs, and everything in between.

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532: Playing Hooky

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss skipping work, skipping school, and a six letter version of Wordle.

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531: Cool Professor (w/Evan and Andrew Gregory!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Mar 2022 10:00:00 -0000

A few Gregory Bros (Punch Up The Jam podcast) join us to discuss Swedish music, American teachers, and their Punched up Jam for Jake about Amir.

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530: Roommate Problems

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Mar 2022 11:00:00 -0000

We are live in the studio discussing good friends, bad roommates, and imaginary boats.

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529: Daily Banana

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

In this episode Jake shares his impressions on Amir's impressions. Then the guys call Jake's mom for advice.

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528: Failed Projects

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Feb 2022 05:44:11 -0000

This week we're answering as many questions as possible about movies we wrote, Wordle's we played, and everything in between.

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527: Bad Hair

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about combing your hair, quitting a game, and rowing across an ocean.

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526: Crawfish Boil

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Feb 2022 11:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss eating on dates, eating without plates, and having sex with pets in the room.

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525: Mic of Gold

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Jan 2022 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bathrooms, vinegar, and of course: Wordle.

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524: I Like Wordle

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Jan 2022 09:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss themed parties, fading away, and the greatest Wordle guesses of all time.

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523: Wisdom Teeth

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jan 2022 12:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss a dental procedure from hell... and a game sent from heaven.

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Introducing: 'History of Heat'

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 13 Jan 2022 09:00:00 -0000

Have a listen to History of Heat, one of our newest Headgum Originals! Yassir and Isaiah Lester are joined by comedians, artists, athletes, and experts to discuss the history, impact, and future of culture's favorite topics ranging from sneakers to video games.

In this episode, The Hype Portfolio (w/ Michelle Buteau and Amir Blumenfeld), comedian and actress extraordinaire Michelle Buteau joins the pod to flex her collecting prowess. Later, Yassir and Isaiah chat with Headgum co-founder Amir Blumenfeld about his trading card portfolio and the new economy of hype.

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522: Bike Riding

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Jan 2022 13:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss wisdom teeth, branded content, and the "Friend Zone."

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521: New Year

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jan 2022 20:35:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss kissing, climbing, and ringing in the new year.

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520: Ex-Mas

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Dec 2021 07:11:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss re-gifting, de-gifting, and Amir's really interesting NY Times piece.

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519: Follow Up Pups

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Dec 2021 03:08:00 -0000

In this episode we follow up with some pups, while discussing vomit, journalism, and cat puke.

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518: Succession

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Dec 2021 05:17:00 -0000

We are back and discussing stinky trains, strong baseball players, and, of course, Succession.

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517: Christmas Tree

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Dec 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss sandwiches, cold weather, and the best parts of one another.

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516: Thanksgiving Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Nov 2021 04:00:00 -0000

We are answering as many questions as possible in this Holiday Lightning Round Q&A Edition of our podcast.

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515: Gulp

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Nov 2021 06:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss building things, eating things, and writing things.

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514: Breakfast Smoothie (w/Negin Farsad!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Nov 2021 07:14:25 -0000

Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Negin Farsad joins us to discuss roommates, uncles, and her show, "Fake the Nation!"

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513: Gym Flirting (w/The Dumbbells!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters Erin McGown and Ryan Stanger are in the zoom room discussing getting sliced, drinking ice, and near death experiences.

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512: Be Clear

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Nov 2021 21:54:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss line cutting, fine cuddling, and fiber muddling.

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511: Shmuel's Rules

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Oct 2021 17:24:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss hangovers, Halloween, and Headgum Live!

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510: Jake and Amir Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Oct 2021 17:57:19 -0000

We're back and trying to answer as many of your quick questions as humanly possible. Some are about sandwiches, and some are about less important topics.

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509: Alarm Clock

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Oct 2021 17:32:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss new slang, bad cats, and Headgum Live! October 22 and 23 at Gramercy Theatre in NYC.

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508: A Good Cry (w/Michael Cruz Kayne!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Oct 2021 17:22:00 -0000

Writer and fellow Headgum podcaster, Michael Cruz Kayne joins us to discuss bedwetting, Canadians, and his new podcast: "A Good Cry!"

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507: Candles (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Sep 2021 09:03:00 -0000

Friend and host of the Headgum Podcast, Geoffrey James, joins us to discuss air conditioning, small towns, and our first live show in years! Tickets at headgum.com/live

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506: Toilet Porn

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Sep 2021 10:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss picky eaters, soft robes, and Jake's new office.

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Testing Testing: Vocabulary

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 16 Sep 2021 20:23:00 -0000

On this week's Bonus Thursday "Testing Testing," we discover how Jake would have done on his SAT's if he took them again today.

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505: Bad Haircut

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss teaching math, housewarming gifts, and Amir's trip to New York City.

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Testing Testing: Personality

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 10:00:00 -0000

Finally, Jake gives Amir a Myers-Briggs test to determine what kind of man he is/strives to be.

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504: First Date (w/Avital Ash!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Sep 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Writer/Actor/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss buying low, selling high, and punk covers.

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Testing Testing: Family Feud

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 02 Sep 2021 07:20:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday, surveying 100 people, top answers on the board... It's time to play the feud!

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503: The Greatest Height

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Aug 2021 03:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss dating apps, Dorito commercials, and White Lotus.

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Testing Testing: Game of Thrones/Kobe!

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 26 Aug 2021 06:30:00 -0000

Back with another test (or two) about some of our favorite things...

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502: Worst Pizza Ever

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Aug 2021 05:48:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss saving cash, spending cash, and becoming Seattle Kraken fans.

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Testing Testing: USA

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 06:30:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday and testing Jake's knowledge about his home country. Be careful, you may just learn a thing or two.

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501: Ya Boy!

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Aug 2021 05:49:26 -0000

Ya boys are back! In this episode we discuss broken vases, stolen mail, and your ex's sex's.

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Testing Testing: Fatherhood

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday and testing our ability/knowledge about bringing a human into this world (or not.)

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500: Memory Lane

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Aug 2021 22:37:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss some old bits, some new questions, and reminisce about the origin of this show. Thanks to all our Day 1's, Day 500's and everybody else in between.

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Testing Testing: Psychopath Test

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 06:30:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday and Jake is testing Amir's emotional IQ. Then a few ink blot tests to determine whether or not Amir is a psychopath so he can stay far away from him just in case.

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499: Olympics

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Aug 2021 05:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss telling the truth, keeping in touch with an ex, and celebrating life's little victories.

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Testing Testing: Porn

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 05:20:28 -0000

Back for another "Testing Testing" Thursday and Amir is administrating the hottest quiz of all. How well does Jake know his pornography? Let's find out.

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498: iCarly (w/Max and Ivan!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Jul 2021 05:30:00 -0000

Headgum's newest podcasters, Max and Ivan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, open relationships, and their new show "SOUND DEALS."

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Testing Testing: SCUBA

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday again, testing Amir's SCUBA Certification. Kind of a deep dive into Amir's expertise of diving deep.

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497: LA Trip

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Jul 2021 22:19:25 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's trip, Amir's disgusting morning, and shooting videos again!

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Bonus Thursday: Testing Testing

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 06:00:00 -0000

Back on a Thursday to launch a new limited-run weekly series, "Testing Testing" in which we quiz each other on different subjects. Today's test is... a Spelling Bee.

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496: Impressions

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Jul 2021 04:51:20 -0000

In this episode we discuss post quarantine horniness, and sleeping with a high school crush.

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495: Too Many Dates

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Jul 2021 07:23:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss basketball fans, charming babies, and wearing sunscreen.

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494: Accent Coach

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Jun 2021 06:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss growing your hair, playing tennis, and opening marriages.

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493: Cuddle vs. Huddle

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Jun 2021 05:42:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss stealing cats, drinking caffeine, and standing in the way of fantasies.

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492: Misunderstood

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Jun 2021 06:50:17 -0000

In this episode we discuss new grandmas, old lovers, and the perfect Jake and Amir tattoo.

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491: The Pearl Thief

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Jun 2021 05:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss new music, sleep aids, and get a random phone call from Ben Schwartz!

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490: Game Night

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 May 2021 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss moms, games, and Headgum Internships!

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489: Cereal Mascots

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 May 2021 20:44:33 -0000

In this episode we are answering as many of your questions as possible in another Twitter lightning round edition of "If I Were You."

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488: Playstation

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 May 2021 05:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss selling gifts, owning "Jake and Amir," and the ghosts of ghosting past.

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487: Naptime

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 May 2021 08:01:30 -0000

In this episode we discuss Formula 1 racing, Instagram flirting, and what we think about when we think about sleeping.

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486: Horse's Ass (w/Jasper William Cartwright!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 May 2021 07:03:24 -0000

In this episode we are joined by Actor, Writer, and new Headgum Podcaster Jasper William Cartwright join us to discuss playing D&D, forgetting birthdays, and being a horses ass.

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485: Road Trip

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Apr 2021 06:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss cryptocurrency, cropping your ex out of photos, and Super League Football.

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484: Antisocial Distance (w/Avital Ash!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Apr 2021 04:30:00 -0000

Actor/Writer/Lover Avital Ash joins us to discuss nicknames, whistling, and her new web series, Antisocial Distance!

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483: Orion Dating App

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Apr 2021 06:46:59 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jewish dudes, catchphrases, and our new dating app: ORION.

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482: Easy Poetry

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Apr 2021 06:48:36 -0000

In this episode we discuss immature boys, comfortable chairs, our next project.

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481: Moonshine Passover

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Mar 2021 06:33:09 -0000

In this episode we discuss live shows, business ideas, and terrible tattoos. Check out our show and many hilarious other pods featured on Stitchers first ever Comedy week! In app or at Stitcherapp.com/comedy

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480: Erotic Fiction

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 06:41:50 -0000

In this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola.

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479: Scare Me (w/Josh Ruben!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Mar 2021 06:30:00 -0000

Actor/Director/Friend Josh Ruben joins us to discuss cursed roommates and blessed bathtubs -- as well as his movie SCARE ME which is on Shutter/iTunes right now!

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478: Exes in Texas (w/Kelcey Ayer!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Mar 2021 07:00:00 -0000

Musician and Headgum podcaster Kelcey Ayer joins us to discuss returning rings, playing Coachella, and his new show "The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio!"

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477: Live Show Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Mar 2021 07:41:32 -0000

We get to as many questions as possible that were asked during our virtual live show last week -- including our favorite whiskeys, our least favorite sauces, and whether it's ever okay to masturbate in the same room as a puppy.

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476: Pokémon Cards

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Feb 2021 08:50:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss vaccinations, NBA Top Shots, and operating on a hunch. We're also having a live show this Wednesday night! Tickets still available at JakeAndAmir.com.

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475: Growth Spurt

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad gifts, good weather, and our live show on February 24th! (Tickets at JakeAndAmir.com)

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474: Another Super Bowl Bet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss drinking tea, watching football, and judging rap battles.

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473: Fish and Chippendales

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss movie watching habits, food poisoning, and our upcoming virtual live show!

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472: Valentines Day Gift

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss snoozing an email, losing a lover, and using a recipe.

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471: Chef Jake

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Jan 2021 06:30:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday.

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470: Sex in the Dark (w/Caleb Hearon and Shelby Wolstein!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Jan 2021 07:26:15 -0000

Friends and new Headgum podcasters Caleb and Shelby are on the Zoom discussing hair loss, vegetarians, and having sex in the dark.

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469: Happy New Year

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Jan 2021 06:14:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve.

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468: Liquid Nice

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Dec 2020 05:01:03 -0000

In this episode we discuss XMas gifts, English Football, and living rent free.

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467: Staying Warm

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Dec 2020 04:58:36 -0000

In this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine.

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466: Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Dec 2020 08:35:25 -0000

In this special Hanukkah episode of our show, we are joined by an old friend to discuss wine, the holidays, and of course: Stickers.

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465: Physical Therapy (w/ Mystery Guest!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Dec 2020 07:43:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss turning 30, grandparent gifts, and Disney songs.

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464: Rat Car

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss standing desks, messy homes, and sixth grade math lessons.

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463: Ticklish

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Nov 2020 06:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our Thanksgiving plans, Zoom fatigue, and foot fetishes.

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462: Screen Time

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss smoothie bowls, nightcaps, and cellphone addiction.

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461: Morning After JOE

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 10 Nov 2020 03:23:01 -0000

Four years later, we can finally discuss where we were the morning after BIDEN got elected. Then answer as many questions as we can, lightning round style.

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Morning After the Morning After

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 05 Nov 2020 01:38:01 -0000

We're back! Four years after "The Morning After Trump" we discuss our election nights and our hopes for the (not too distant) future.

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460: Morning Before Election

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss army time, farting time, and VOTING TIME.

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459: Night Terrors

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Oct 2020 06:27:50 -0000

In this episode we discuss undecided voters, Zoom crushes, and infiltrating your roommates dreams.

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458: Flight Attendant

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Oct 2020 05:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss role playing, haircuts, and quitting the podcast if Trump wins the presidential election.

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457: Eames Toilet (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Oct 2020 06:30:00 -0000

Friend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona.

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456: VOTE

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 08 Oct 2020 03:34:21 -0000

In this Bonus Thursday episode we discuss moles, grind guards, and how to vote!

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455: Rubik's Cube

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Oct 2020 04:05:24 -0000

In this episode we discuss birds, hoops, and Tik-Tok in a lightning round fashion.

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454: Naked Neighbors (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Sep 2020 05:30:00 -0000

Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry.

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BONUS THURSDAY: The Headgum Podcast

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 24 Sep 2020 04:42:53 -0000

This is a special feed drop of THE HEADGUM PODCAST with us, Geoff, and Marika. A silly great time for your weekend listening.

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453: Telling Time (w/Finn Wolfhard and Billy Bryk!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Sep 2020 07:09:41 -0000

Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.

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452: Hawaii Time

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Sep 2020 03:03:08 -0000

In this episode we convince ourselves to move to Maui, then discuss Corona Bullies and iPhone aliases.

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451: Off the Grid

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 08 Sep 2020 06:16:58 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails.

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450: Reality TV (w/Karen Chee!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Aug 2020 03:53:51 -0000

Comedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship.

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449: Geoff and Reilly Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Aug 2020 03:29:05 -0000

Friends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue!

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448: Tourist Season (w/Miel!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Aug 2020 03:51:59 -0000

Friend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, "Tourist Season!"

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447: Roommate Switch

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Aug 2020 03:15:49 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride.

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446: Jake's Birthday Gift

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 04 Aug 2020 01:15:39 -0000

In this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old.

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445: Only Fans

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jul 2020 06:09:58 -0000

In this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine.

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444: Robe Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jul 2020 20:19:26 -0000

In this episode we answer as many questions as possible about waffles, acting, and international traveling.

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443: I THINK (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jul 2020 03:50:03 -0000

In this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names.

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442: Liquid Courage

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss lock down hangs, cool guys at bars, and Jake's family tree.

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441: Streamin' and Dreamin'

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 30 Jun 2020 01:50:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss stinky roommates, video games, and pranking creepy DM'ers.

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440: Sugar Father

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 23 Jun 2020 01:54:47 -0000

In this episode we discuss cheating, masks, and accepting cash from strangers.

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439: Song Titles

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jun 2020 23:48:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss saving plants, killing relationships, and playing videogames.

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438: Protesting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jun 2020 08:01:34 -0000

In this episode we discuss another inspirational week and answer some questions about demonstrating and donating.

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437: Black Lives Matter

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jun 2020 19:39:52 -0000

In this episode we try to get down some thoughts and feelings about these difficult, depressing times -- then do our best to answer some questions.

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436: Brotherly Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 May 2020 06:06:10 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID.

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435: The Mailman

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 May 2020 03:51:55 -0000

In this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi.

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Bonus: The Headgum Podcast

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 13 May 2020 07:30:00 -0000

We started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang!

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434: Animal Crossing

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 May 2020 07:14:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing.

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433: Zoom Flash

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 May 2020 07:47:29 -0000

In this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park.

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432: Suck My Stamp

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Apr 2020 07:23:08 -0000

In this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state.

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431: Scam Girls

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Apr 2020 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week!

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430: Dance Party

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Apr 2020 06:35:38 -0000

In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens!

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429: Quar-and-A Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 23:24:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions!

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428: Masks and Bananas (w/Jeff and Pat!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Mar 2020 07:58:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end...

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427: Quarantine Chat

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Mar 2020 07:14:08 -0000

We are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phone sex, of course!)

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426: Corona Calls (w/Geoff, Marty, & Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Mar 2020 08:12:37 -0000

In this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody!

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425: CoronaVirus

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Mar 2020 07:38:02 -0000

In this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19.

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424: Dead Eyes (w/Connor Ratliff!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Mar 2020 04:37:16 -0000

Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!"

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Bonus Patreon Sample

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 27 Feb 2020 07:30:00 -0000

This is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA

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423: Motion Sickness

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Feb 2020 07:10:36 -0000

In this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date.

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422: Worms (w/Rose McIver!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 03:02:47 -0000

Friend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger.

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421: Thick Chicken (w/Geoff and Reilly!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Feb 2020 05:30:00 -0000

Newest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult.

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420: Road Hand (w/Ana Nicolich!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Feb 2020 05:58:25 -0000

Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public.

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419: Stinky Penis

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jan 2020 07:46:04 -0000

In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

(Note: This was recorded before Kobe's passing. RIP!)

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418: Addiction

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jan 2020 06:34:28 -0000

In this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going.

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417: Hostel Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jan 2020 06:38:12 -0000

In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text.

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416: Foot For Thought

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 07 Jan 2020 04:33:59 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry.

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415: Hosting and Ghosting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Dec 2019 02:21:35 -0000

In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate.

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414: Amir on NADDPod

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Dec 2019 05:00:00 -0000

Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!

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413: Christmas Tree

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Dec 2019 06:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir.

Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam.

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412: Pissing in a Sink

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Dec 2019 07:26:35 -0000

In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee.

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411: Sick Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 03 Dec 2019 05:19:29 -0000

In this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream flavor.

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410: Airdrop Flirting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss commitment issues, flirting on a subway, and office Crocs.

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409: Secret Santa (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Nov 2019 05:26:24 -0000

Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.

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408: Cool Scar

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Nov 2019 04:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss gym crushes, flu shots, and the fastest growing cities in America.

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407: The Best Coffee

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Nov 2019 05:07:04 -0000

In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.

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406: Better Late Than Never

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 07:35:25 -0000

In this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween questions.

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405: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Oct 2019 04:35:08 -0000

In this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule.

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404: Soup to Nuts (Lightning Round)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Oct 2019 06:33:02 -0000

In this episode we discuss ovens, bedding, shoes, fantasy football, Twitter, and our favorite pasta shapes.

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403: Ass Shot

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Oct 2019 04:38:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss physical therapy, Succession, and Jake's goddaughter.

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402: Duck Butter

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Sep 2019 03:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss superheroes, our favorite smells, and whether or not we would be a toilet.

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401: The Godfather

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment!

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400: Memory Lane

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Sep 2019 05:08:55 -0000

In our 400th EPISODE we reminisce about our origin story and brainstorm future segments. Thanks to everybody who's listened to at least 350 of these! Including the live shows, of course.

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399: Singing and Acting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Sep 2019 06:16:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss pop punk, Sudoku, and acting cool at the gym.

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398: Alaskan Adventure

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Sep 2019 06:21:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss Brazilian waxes, renting apartments, and Jake's new career as a development executive.

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397: Cryotherapy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Aug 2019 03:04:47 -0000

In this episode Jake takes control as we discuss bad sex, bad friends, and good olympians.

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396: Ice Cream Girl

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Aug 2019 06:18:10 -0000

In this episode we discuss being newly single, high school crushes, and unrequited love.

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395: Panic Attack

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's mental health, high school, and dry spells.

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394: Jake's Birthday Barty

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Aug 2019 05:08:24 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways.

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393: Running Late

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jul 2019 05:25:48 -0000

In this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets.

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392: Blind Date (w/Julia Nunes!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jul 2019 04:30:00 -0000

Musician and friend Julia Nunes is in the studio discussing flirting, exercising, and laser eye surgery.

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391: Tongue in Cheek Kiss

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jul 2019 03:45:24 -0000

In this episode we discuss sexy tattoos, angry boyfriends, and kissing bosses.

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390: Shout Out Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jul 2019 06:00:45 -0000

In this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.

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389: Sexile Island

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jul 2019 04:41:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss casual sex with a millionaire, coworker crushes, and fantasy basketball drama.

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388: Drake's Wallet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Jun 2019 04:27:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs.

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387: Prison (w/Middleditch and Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jun 2019 03:02:11 -0000

Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.

Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!

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386: Circumcision (w/Nic Rad!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Jun 2019 03:27:08 -0000

Friend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders.

And if you see this in time, come hang out with us in Chicago! HeadGum Live is coming June 14-16 at Thalia Hall! Get your tickets here.

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385: To Doink or Not to Doink

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jun 2019 04:03:25 -0000

In this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors.

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384: The Roommate Switch

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 May 2019 04:14:33 -0000

In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself.

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383: Ticklish Vagina

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 May 2019 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award.

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382: Game Night (w/Hey Riddle Riddle!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 May 2019 19:05:53 -0000

Fellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop.

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381: Game of Thrones

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 May 2019 06:08:57 -0000

In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards.

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380: The Psychopath

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 03:43:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award.

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379: Golden Mic

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness.

Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake) by purchasing his very own shirt.

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378: Sing Along

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 02:35:03 -0000

In this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK.

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377: Shart and Dart (Live in DC!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 04:20:27 -0000

In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical.

Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!

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376: Skinny Condom

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 03:14:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.

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375: Home Schooled (w/Kevin Porter!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 08:11:48 -0000

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Kevin Porter joins us as we discuss dogsitting, candles, and his podcast "Good Christian Fun!"

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374: Pee Tasting (live in NYC!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 05:09:16 -0000

In this episode we discuss roller coaster pranks, tutor crushes, and art school threesomes -- Live at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC!

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373: Girls on Porn (w/Laura and Rachel!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 03:19:32 -0000

New HeadGum podcasters Laura and Rachel stop by to discuss their show "Girls on Porn" and answer as many porn-related questions as we can get through in a good old fashioned porn lightning round episode.

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372: Blanket Poop (w/Nicole Byer!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 04:53:31 -0000

Comedian and fellow HeadGum podcaster Nicole Byer joins us to discuss dating, flying, and dressing yourself.

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371: Power Move

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 08:37:57 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.

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370: Meth Boyfriend

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 06:27:19 -0000

In this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks.

Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on out and party with us.

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369: Long Underwear

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 05:05:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend!

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368: Small Spoon (w/Geoffrey James)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:05:07 -0000

Friend and resident dumbass is on the show to discuss puking, peeing, and eating ice cream.

Plus our Super Bowl bet!

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367: Nephew's Haircut

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 03:53:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.

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Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode: Flip Off

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 24 Jan 2019 07:44:00 -0000

A taste of our bonus video episode available in full over on Patreon.com/JA! We discuss book clubs, Vermont, and yes, joy.

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366: Unsolicited Advice (w/Jon Gabrus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 05:00:00 -0000

In this episode... 90 minutes of unsolicited advice with special guest Jon Gabrus! Plus, our history with guiding people out of sticky situations. Enjoy!

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365: Secrets Secrets

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 05:19:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss grinding, smoking, and our new found love of soccer! Happy 2019!

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English Premier League Podcast (w/Rahul Kohli!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Fri, 11 Jan 2019 07:02:00 -0000

The pilot episode of our newest series about EPL Football! Our first guest is actor and Liverpool fanatic Rahul Kohli--He is in the studio answering our questions about British Football and his favorite team. Episode 2 is online as well over at Patreon.com/JA. Enjoy!

The hunt to find our new favorite team... is on.

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364: Magic The Gathering

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 19:58:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss different types of nerds, national parks, and how threesomes are like fragile flowers. And, we cannot stress this enough, we are in the same room.

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363: New Years Eve

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Dec 2018 04:51:39 -0000

In this episode we discuss our cars, our holidays, and our New Years resolutions. Happy 2019, everybody!

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362: Christmas Eve

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 05:13:33 -0000

Ho, ho, ho! Enjoy this special Xmas episode with the family as we discuss when Jesus was born, and whether babies can be born with tattoos.

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361: Wingmen (w/Jake Weisman and Matt Ingebretson)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 03:49:22 -0000

The funny dudes behind Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss office holiday parties, investing wisely,, and of course: grapes.

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360: Footjob

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 04:51:00 -0000

The gameboy returns as we discuss pedicures, career advice, and our singing voices.

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359: Bisexual Ex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 06:17:04 -0000

In this episode we discuss traveling romance, dealing with maggots, and tea bagging soup. Of course.

For more advice... check out our bonus Thursday videos on Patreon.com/JA!

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Bonus Thursday Patreon: Tom Cruise

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 29 Nov 2018 22:07:38 -0000

Here's a taste of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon ep. As always you can watch or listen to the whole thing at Patreon.com/JA

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358: Bro Job (w/Grace Helbig and Mamrie Hart!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 06:04:09 -0000

Friends and fellow podcasters Grace and Mamrie join us to discuss wedding gifts, hotel safes, and watching movies at 9am.

For more Grace and Mamrie check out their podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD!

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357: Piece of Shit Car

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 05:11:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget.

For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA!

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Bonus Patreon Thursday: Bad Teeth (w/Reilly Anspaugh!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 15 Nov 2018 07:55:00 -0000

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.

NOTE: The entire episode is available in both video and audio format on Patreon.com/JA

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356: Grammar Nazi (w/Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 06:13:18 -0000

Friends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner.

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355: Fear the Beard

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 05:13:39 -0000

In this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now!

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Patreon Bonus Thursday Teaser (w/Megan Batoon!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 01 Nov 2018 05:43:00 -0000

A sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA .

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354: Hot Professor

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 03:59:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries.

For more "If I Were You" check out Patreon.com/JA for bonus video episodes.

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353: Irish Pool Party (w/Sean Clements and Hayes Davenport!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 03:49:00 -0000

Friends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens.

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Patreon.com/JA Teaser Mini Episode

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 18 Oct 2018 22:19:37 -0000

Here we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA.

Hope you all dig it!

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352: The Biggest Announcement

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 04:59:06 -0000

We're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA .

We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcast, as well as "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir."

We're excited. Hope you are too.

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351: Flaming Sock

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Oct 2018 03:16:03 -0000

In this episode we discuss crying, glasses, meeting Michael Chiklis, and Lonely and Horny Season 2, coming soon to CollegeHumor's DropOut!

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350: Dream Cheating (w/Yeardley Smith!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 04:00:00 -0000

Voice of Lisa Simpson, and podcaster Yeardley Smith joins us to discuss bullying, The Simpsons, and her new podcast "Small Town Dicks!"

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349: Savor the Sausage

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 03:54:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's new hobby and whether or not it's detrimentally odd.

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348: Escape Room

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 03:54:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss baldness, grayness, and stiff backs. Basically, how to get older without really trying.

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347: Instagram Stories

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 05:34:04 -0000

In this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend.

Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS!

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346: Dungeons and Dragons and Sex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 04 Sep 2018 23:54:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss fantasy, role playing, and what its like to cheat on a loved one with a mouse.

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345: Jake and Jill's Insane Wedding (w/Jillian Vogel!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Aug 2018 03:01:22 -0000

In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.

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344: Favorite Flavors

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 06:24:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss perfect weather, tattoos, piercings, accessories, cereal, lasik, football, futbol, and our favorite flavors in a Twitter Lightning round for the ages... with a little bit of sleet, though!

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343: Tom Cruise

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 04:58:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible.

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342: Fanny Pack (w/Sean Jost!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Aug 2018 03:41:00 -0000

Friend and lover Sean Jost joins us to discuss choking, strangling, and Hawaiian hot spots.

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341: Wiping (w/Jay Mohr!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Jul 2018 03:56:00 -0000

Comedian Jay Mohr joins us to discuss pissing, WhatsApp, and the greatest Chris Farley story ever told. For Mohr, Jay check out his podcast "Mohr Stories!"

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340: New Porn (w/Rose McIver!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 03:44:00 -0000

Friend, actor and voice of HeadGum Rose McIver joins us to discuss ultimatums, gardening, and how porn habits die hard.

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339: Bald Spot (w/Murph and Emily!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Jul 2018 03:57:00 -0000

Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.

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338: Class Clowns

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 04:38:16 -0000

In this episode, our favorite Game Boy returns to discuss funny students, mean teachers and Jake's wedding.

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337: Small Problems

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Jul 2018 04:47:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss the little things... social media, self awareness, and credit card information.

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336: Spanking (Live in London!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Jun 2018 04:24:06 -0000

In this episode we discuss natural disasters, horny mothers, and Australian Vloggers live at the Leicester Square Theatre in London!

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335: Euro Trip Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Jun 2018 05:09:37 -0000

In this episode we discuss travel tips, least favorite cities, and bad addresses in another Twitter Q+A lightning round.

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334: Hot Roommate (w/Megan Batoon!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 05:02:00 -0000

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Megan Batoon joins us to discuss flight attendants, affairs, and terrible blog posts.

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333: Memory Lane (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Jun 2018 03:57:00 -0000

Comedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down."

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332: Jake's Lasik

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 May 2018 06:45:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career.

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331: Ass Man (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 24 May 2018 06:42:00 -0000

Friend and Comedian Thomas Middleditch joins us live in Winnipeg! We discuss real butts, fake teeth, and sibling sex. If you like this live show, come see one for yourself! We'll be in Amsterdam on June 4, London on June 6, and Dublin on June 10!

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330: Vaping (w/Sugar Pine 7!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 May 2018 06:09:45 -0000

In this episode, Steve, Cib, and James of Sugar Pine 7 join us to discuss kissing, dissing, and car accidents.

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329: Instagram Jealousy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 May 2018 03:55:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Hollywood, DM's, and Simon & Garfunkel.

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328: Birthday Sex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 May 2018 03:51:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss anime, racism, and birthday sex! Also, if you're in Amsterdam, London, or Dublin, come see us in June!

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327: Ex Girlfriend's Birthday

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 02:55:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.

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326: Strip Clubs (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Vancouver!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 26 Apr 2018 05:32:00 -0000

Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!

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325: Jew Snacks and Life Hacks

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 05:59:16 -0000

In this episode we discuss ring foods, cities we've never been to, and how to meet your new best friend, in another rousing rendition of Twitter Lightning Round!

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324: Sexy Flashlight (w/Doughboys Nick Wiger + Mike Mitchell!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 03:58:00 -0000

Friends and New HeadGum Podcaster's Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join us to discuss procrastination, masturbation, and how to unclog a toilet.

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323: Pee Sex (Live in NYC w/Scott Rogowsky!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 03:40:00 -0000

Friend and host of HQ Trivia, Scott Rogowsky joins us to discuss ugly cats, beautiful farts, and natural lubrication.

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322: Hall Pass (w/Billy Scafuri!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Apr 2018 04:07:00 -0000

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss hip hop, long hair days, and Billy's new short film "Triple Kiss!"

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321: Bad German Boy (w/Thomas Middleditch live in Calgary!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 04:00:00 -0000

Comedian and friend Tommy Mids joins us to discuss Canada, groping, and a mean man named Oskar. Live at MacEwan Hall in Calgary!

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320: Prostitute Tips

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Mar 2018 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss mother nature, father time, and grandfather pillows.

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319: 6-Way Kiss (Live in Austin, TX!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 15 Mar 2018 06:06:42 -0000

Live from SxSW it's "If I Were You!" We discuss sexiling, sexting, and sexy potato chips.

Thanks to SiriusXM for sponsoring the digital release of this Bonus Thursday episode! Don’t forget to thank them by using the URL siriusxm.com/headgum where you can get two months free with no obligations.

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318: Is College Worth It? (with Miel and Demi!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Mar 2018 03:57:00 -0000

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Miel Bredouw and Demi Adejuyigbe join us to discuss private parts, living abroad, and learning how to cook for yourself.

And catch our episode of their podcast, PUNCH UP THE JAM, on HeadGum.

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317: Secret Honeymoon (w/Geoffrey and Davey!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Mar 2018 05:24:49 -0000

Friends and loved ones Geoffrey James and Dave Rosenberg join us to discuss pizza, live shows, and the great state of Ohio.

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316: Brotherly Sex (w/Dave Rosenberg!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Feb 2018 04:54:00 -0000

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Davey Rosenberg joins us to discuss arm wrestling, cologne, and unfollowing ex-girlfriends on Instagram.

See us all in Austin, TX live on March 10! Tickets at HeadGum.com/live!

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315: Wedding Planner

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Feb 2018 05:17:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss weird wine, plus ones, and hot professors.

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314: Dungeons and Dragons (w/Murph and Emily!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Feb 2018 05:02:00 -0000

Friends and lovers Brian Murphy and Emily Axford join us to discuss paying for sex, writing a book, and their new Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Not another D and D podcast" on the HeadGum network!

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313: Poopgate (w/Hayley Marie Norman!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 05:23:00 -0000

Friend and actor Hayley Marie Norman joins us to discuss pussy crystals and stinky roommates.

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312: Bad Voice

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jan 2018 06:48:09 -0000

In this episode we discuss European First Dates, tennis, and oral hygiene!

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311: Hidden Dildos

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jan 2018 05:15:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss mormon parents, annoying brothers, and Jake's Game of Thrones addiction.

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310: Unsolicited Advice

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 05:31:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss nudes, dudes, and cryptocurrency!

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309: Two Jakes (w/Jake Weisman!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jan 2018 04:55:00 -0000

Friend and Co-Creator/Star of Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss camels, knives, and his new television show coming January 17!

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Episode 308: New Years Lightning Round!

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jan 2018 05:31:00 -0000

New episode for a new year! Ring in 2018 as we tackle as many questions as possible, while discussing our resolutions, favorite memories, and podcast ideas.

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307: Doodie Calls (w/Doug Mand and Jack Dolgen!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Dec 2017 04:17:00 -0000

Friends and fellow Poo-dcasters Doug and Jack join us to discuss clogging toilets, single ply tissue paper, and stinky sisters. PLUS You can hear our episode of their podcast "Doodie Calls" on HeadGum now!

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306: Dicklish Tick

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Dec 2017 06:01:19 -0000

The GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends!

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305: Masturbating on a Unicycle (w/Tim and Tom from Complete Guide to Everything!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Dec 2017 05:51:34 -0000

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters join us to discuss Hamilton, Disney Princesses, and prank calls.

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304: Why Won't You Date Me (w/Nicole Byer!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 04:00:00 -0000

Friend and Comedian Nicole Byer joins us to discuss rejection, dating apps, and her new HeadGum podcast!

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303: Wild Goose Chase

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Nov 2017 05:10:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss new phones, old habits, and Shakespeare, mother!

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302: Bachelor Party

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 04:54:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Alaska, awkward gifts, and alphabetical order.

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301: Baby Voice (w/Rob Huebel!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 04:42:00 -0000

Comedian, friend, and father Rob Huebel joins us to discuss loud sex, celebrity encounters, and his new show, "Do You Want To See a Dead Body?".

Check out Rob Huebel in Do You Want to See a Dead Body, 10/21 on YouTube Red.

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300: A Celebration (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Nov 2017 05:16:00 -0000

Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!

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299: Two Cats (w/Brian Murphy!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Oct 2017 03:59:00 -0000

Comedian and Friend Brian Murphy joins us to discuss dungeons, dragons, and flash mob break ups.

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298: Smoking Ferns (w/Megan Batoon!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 03:50:00 -0000

Dancer, YouTuber, and new friend Megan Batoon joins us to discuss airports, alcohol, and her delicious cookies.

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297: Lightning Round 4 (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 06:33:12 -0000

Friend, co-worker, and dumbass Geoffrey James join us to tackle as many questions as possible.

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296: F•R•I•E•N•D•S

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Oct 2017 04:02:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Snapchatting, obsessing, and going away to college.

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295: Dog Lover (w/Hoodie Allen!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 03:28:46 -0000

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss sex toys, trust issues, and ideas for an Australian rap/podcast tour.

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294: Drunk Texting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 04:03:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss pajamas, will power, and living with your ex.

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293: Step Sibling Sex (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad noises, good jelly, and our live show at UCB Theatre on September 27!

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292: Yoga Privates (w/Phil and Mike!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 14 Sep 2017 06:59:00 -0000

Co-creators of HBO's "Animals" Phil Matarese And Mike Luciano join us to discuss how jobs are like lovers, and the road to making their television show.

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291: Porno Game Shows

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 03:40:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss creepy dealers, German cheaters, and who should pay on the first date.

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290: Worst Best Man

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 04:56:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss boots, best friends, and birth control.

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289: Engaged

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Aug 2017 04:05:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss age, fiancés, and cross dressing.

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288: Butt Plug (Live in Montreal!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Aug 2017 05:32:29 -0000

We discuss urine, breast milk, and other bodily fluids live at Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! With special appearance by friend/comedian Jon Gabrus.

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287: Hypnosis (w/ Brian McElhaney & Nick Kocher AKA BriTANicK!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Aug 2017 03:59:00 -0000

Fellow comedy duo, BriTANicK joins us to discuss olives, little sisters, the Mario Bros.

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286: Lightning Round 3 (w/Geoffrey James + Interns!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Aug 2017 05:42:02 -0000

In this special episode we grab Geoffrey James and HeadGum Interns to discuss nectarines, flying, freshmen, basketball, hamburgers, wallets, masturbation, Tinder, showers, swearing, and Los Angeles! Thanks to Reilly, Nic, Saba, Santos, Eagle, Lauren, John George, and Dylan for stopping by.

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285: Sexiled Roommate (w/Gabrielle Elyse!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Jul 2017 03:56:00 -0000

Friend/actress Gabrielle Elyse joins us to discuss crushes, condiments, and online college.

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284: Jakes Moms Cookies

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Jul 2017 03:54:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies.

We're in Montreal for JFL this week! Get your tickets here.

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283: Prank Wars (w/Streeter Seidell!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jul 2017 03:59:00 -0000

Friend and lover Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss catfishing, dick pics, and old videos.

Come see our live show in Montreal! July 25 as part of JFL comedy fest.

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282: Is It Cheating If...

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Jul 2017 03:50:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss getting grossed out and turned on. Also, tennis.

See us in Montreal! Live "If I Were You" on July 25.

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281: Sex Party (w/Gaby and Allison!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jul 2017 04:01:00 -0000

Comedian and friends Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin join us to discuss polyamory, sexuality, and their book. Things get extra real.

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280: Broken Wiener (live in Portland!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Jun 2017 03:58:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss good relationships, bad shits, and ugly lovers. Recorded live at Mississippi Studios, in Portland, OR!

Brought to you by Spoke.

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279: Mona Lisa

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Jun 2017 05:28:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss pissing style, missing smiles, and kissing piles. Well, actually just the first one, but man it's fun to rhyme! Also, we talk about instituting some new segment ideas! Let us know what you think on twitter. Do people read these? Let's find out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

278: Street Fighter Sex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Jun 2017 03:59:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss class clowns, mad dads, and bad tats. Questions compiled by our new awesome summer interns! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

277: Instagram Girlfriend (w/Mike Karnell and Dave Rosenberg!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Jun 2017 04:43:36 -0000

Two Twinnovation boys join us to discuss dating apps, whipped cream, and snout outs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

276: Sweet Boys

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 May 2017 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss eskimo brothers, real brothers, and Duke Men's Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

275: Hangover Routine

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 May 2017 03:59:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bird names, Instagram games, and the rare F-Buddy Zone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

274: Butts and Butts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 May 2017 03:58:00 -0000

In this episode we talk about geography, flatulence, and the unbearable lightness of woke. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

273: Shallow Boyfriend (Live in Denver!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 May 2017 04:19:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss good friends, bad people, and ugly voices -- live at Comedy Works in Denver, CO! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

272: Return of the Game Boy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 May 2017 03:59:00 -0000

The Game Boy returns to discuss crushing, sweating, and Jake's feet. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

271: Two Cam Girls

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Apr 2017 18:01:54 -0000

In this episode we talk about airplane problems, Buzzfeed quizzes, and weed. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

270: Nipples

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss cats, threesomes, and terrible TV Etiquette. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

269: Mom on Blast

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Apr 2017 04:02:00 -0000

In this Twitter lightning round episode we discuss pigs, jeans, candy, beards, Los Angeles, ice cream, bangs, the kiekel, and the worst kind of person! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

268: Sex Diary

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:52:57 -0000

The Gameboy invites us to his house to play a round of his sick game. We discuss sex diaries, walking with your mom, and the most illegal things we've done. This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to http://www.article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Watch this episode at http://www.youtube.com/ifiwereyou See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

267: Nipple Hair (w/Hoodie Allen!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Apr 2017 04:00:00 -0000

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss pranks, jewelry and spatulas. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

266: Danish

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 30 Mar 2017 17:45:22 -0000

In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Video also available on youtube.com/ifiwereyoushow See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

265: VR Porn (live in Melbourne!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Mar 2017 04:00:00 -0000

We discuss hitchhikers, fleshlights and sticky showers at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, Australia! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

264: Seal the Deal

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Mar 2017 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

263: Outdoor Sex (w/Rhett and Link!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Mar 2017 03:29:50 -0000

Internet superstars Rhett and Link join us to discuss real friends, fake family, and the McDonalds menu. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

262: Passwords (w/Eliot Glazer!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 09 Mar 2017 09:28:32 -0000

Comedian and Friend Eliot Glazer joins us to discuss bad songs and good ideas for this BONUS Thursday Episode! Live shows in Austin and Australia this week! Come see us. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

261: Daddy (w/Tim Baltz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Mar 2017 04:59:00 -0000

Comedian and friend Tim Baltz joins us to discuss breakfast, fighting, and kinky dog whistles. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

260: Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Feb 2017 06:23:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss Hawaii, McDonalds, and how to flirt with a one-armed beauty. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

259: Secret Diary (w/Geoffrey James!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Feb 2017 06:38:29 -0000

Friend and resident dumbass Geoffrey James joins us to discuss sibling revelry, velcro wallets, and grilled cheese sandwiches. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

258: Sex Farts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Feb 2017 05:18:42 -0000

In this episode we discuss hot sauce, lasagna, and gas. The three major food groups. This episode brought to you by Dove Men+Care! Help us and our sponsors by taking this survey: http://wondery.com/survey/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

257: Netflix and Chill

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Feb 2017 05:27:43 -0000

In this episode we discuss Kanye's education, Lindsey Vonn's schedule, and our upcoming HeadGum podcast festival in Austin! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

256: Jew Trip

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Jan 2017 05:38:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss cousins, crushes, and commitment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

255: Smile (w/Billy and Adam!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Jan 2017 05:01:00 -0000

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Billy and Adam join us to discuss virginity, anxiety, and how to change the world. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

254: Topless Tuesday

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Jan 2017 05:46:34 -0000

In this episode we discuss new years resolutions, oral sex, and selfies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

253: Britney Spears

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Jan 2017 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss High School cliques and basketball tricks. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TrackR! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

252: eTemple (w/Laura Hurwitz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Jan 2017 05:00:33 -0000

Jake's mother joins us to discuss parenthood, religion, and Jake's biggest fears. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and Casper! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

251: Santa Clause

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Dec 2016 05:00:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss the holidays, New Years Eve, and student loans. Thanks for listening this year! This episode is brought to you by the HeadGum Store and Seeso! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

250: Going Down (w/Jon Gabrus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Dec 2016 05:00:48 -0000

Friend, Comedian, and Uncle Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss stress shitting, book returning, and oral sexing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Seeso! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

249: Snapchat (w/Gil Ozeri!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Dec 2016 05:02:04 -0000

Friend/comedian/lover Gil Ozeri joins us to discuss cousins, birth control, and his popular Snapchat account. Brought to you by BlueApron, TrunkClub, and the new HeadGum store! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

248: Facial (w/Mike Karnell!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Dec 2016 05:00:41 -0000

Mama Bear and friend Mike Karnell is back on the show to discuss losing weight and saying I love you. Episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Seeso, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

247: Unhinged

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Nov 2016 05:00:57 -0000

In this episode we discuss one night stands, team captains and when to delete dating apps. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Leesa! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

246: Hot Bully

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Nov 2016 05:00:50 -0000

In this episode we discuss the truth behind jokes and our new HeadGum store! This episode is brought to you by Seeso and Indochino! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

245: Weird Science (w/Dan Levy!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Nov 2016 05:42:19 -0000

Comedian/Friend Dan Levy joins us to discuss long distance relationships and college comedy shows. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Indochino! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

244: Female Condom

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 10 Nov 2016 05:00:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss safe sex, inheritance, and one night stands. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by Leesa.com and TrunkClub! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

243: Morning After Trump

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 09 Nov 2016 18:53:00 -0000

Bonus non-advice episode in which we decompress and discuss Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton to become the next president of the United States of America. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

242: Snoring

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Nov 2016 05:00:34 -0000

In this episode we discuss babysitting, sympathy, and home ownership. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Indochino! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

241: Cam Girls

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Oct 2016 04:00:12 -0000

In this episode we discuss gratuity, jealousy, and virginity. This episode is brought to you by DSTLD.com, MeUndies, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

240: Cavity (Live in Chicago!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Oct 2016 04:06:47 -0000

In this episode we discuss bleeding, tasting, and poisoning. This episode is brought to you by Leesa, ZipRecruiter, and Seeso! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

239: Cousins

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 20 Oct 2016 05:15:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss new names, new apps, and digital scales. BONUS THURSDAY Episode brought to you by Squarespace and PetNet! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

238: Evolution

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Oct 2016 04:00:59 -0000

In this episode the game boy returns and we discuss wrestling, religion, and playing with fire. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

237: Motorcycle (Live in Toronto!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Oct 2016 04:00:05 -0000

In this episode we discuss sexy cars and skinny dipping live at JFL42 in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by DSTLD jeans, BlueApron.com, and TrunkClub.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

236: Bad Laugh (w/Grace Helbig!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Oct 2016 04:00:48 -0000

Friend and comedian Grace Helbig joins us to discuss honesty, burping, and four minutes of unbroken eye contact. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

235: Tobacco (w/George Basil!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Sep 2016 02:00:04 -0000

The friend, the myth, the legend George Basil joins us to dispense wisdom on mentors, soulmates, and cigarettes. This episode is brought to you by Harrys, FrameBridge, and Squarespace See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

234: Bar Mitzvah Kiss

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Sep 2016 04:00:48 -0000

In this episode we discuss pride, fax machines, and ghosting's ugly cousin: Benching. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

233: Baby Names (w/Pat Cassels!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Sep 2016 04:00:05 -0000

Emmy nominated friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss hot friends, terrible pets, and pregnant men. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and TrunkClub! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

232: Bad Kiss (w/Arielle Vandenberg!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Sep 2016 04:00:07 -0000

Friend and Comedian Arielle Vandenberg joins us to discuss sexting, cheating, and her new podcast (hopefully.) This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Harry's! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

231: Prostitution

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Aug 2016 04:59:26 -0000

In this episode we discuss parties, balloons, and sleeping with coworkers. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

230: Pride

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Aug 2016 05:22:05 -0000

In this here episode we discuss ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, and foliage. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

229: Trump

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Aug 2016 04:00:49 -0000

In this episode we discuss sisters, stalking, and our Eurotrip. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Tidal! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

228: Potato (live from Dublin w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Aug 2016 04:37:27 -0000

Comedian/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss childhood hobbies, Irish memories, and American references at the Vodafone Comedy Festival in Dublin, Ireland! This episode is brought to you by Casper and TrunkClub! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

227: Pokemon Go (with Travis McElroy!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Sun, 31 Jul 2016 23:36:20 -0000

We are joined by fellow advice podcaster Travis McElroy to discuss pain, pleasure, and the difference between a canoe and a kayak. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

226: Hot Tutor (w/Ramou Sarr!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Jul 2016 04:27:20 -0000

Friend/Fellow HeadGum Podcaster Ramou Sarr is in the studio to discuss dogs, boobs, and Bieber. This episode is brought to you by Framebridge.com and NatureBox.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

225: Good Guy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Jul 2016 06:45:37 -0000

In this episode we discuss being serious, being drunk, and being a supportive podcast listener. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

224: Role Play (Live in LA!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Jul 2016 04:00:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss belly button lint, STD's, and kissing your mother, live at Resident in Downtown LA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and BlueApron. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

223: Sports (w/Mike Karnell!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Jul 2016 04:00:11 -0000

Friend/Lover/Brother/Podcaster Mike Karnell joins us to discuss the thrill of victory, and agony of being punched in the face. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

222: Baton (w/Bo Burnham!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jun 2016 04:00:00 -0000

Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy." This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

221: Video Games (w/Sam Reich!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jun 2016 07:18:10 -0000

Friend and lover Sam Reich finally joins us! We discuss height, humanity, and stinky buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox (http://bit.ly/1idZxFp) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/ifiwereundies) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

220: Peeing Outside

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 04:00:43 -0000

In this episode we discuss teaching lessons, religious loopholes, and our trip to New Zealand. This episode is brought to you by Casper: http://bit.ly/ifiwerecasper BlueApron: http://cook.ba/1C7dsXK and Headspace: http://bit.ly/1YJfZmT See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

219: Olive Oil (w/Billy and Adam!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 04:00:14 -0000

Friends and Fellow HeadGum Podcasters, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick join us to talk about grinding, gaming, and garage doors. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

218: Choking

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Sun, 29 May 2016 20:28:37 -0000

In this episode we discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation and sibling lookalikes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, HeadSpace, and TheTracker! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

217: Let's Go! (w/Hoodie Allen!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 May 2016 04:00:29 -0000

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss gold diggers, summer camps, and whiskey dicks. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker, BlueApron, and Squarespace. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

216: Cool Snack

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 May 2016 02:36:20 -0000

In this episode we discuss coffeeshops, immortality, and partying with your dad. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and MeUndies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

215: Prom Season

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 May 2016 06:27:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss prom night, prom-posals, and prom-ises that were meant to be broken. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, Squarespace, and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

214: Sex Dream (w/Rahul Kohli!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 May 2016 04:00:28 -0000

Actor and friend Rahul Kohli joins us to discuss James Bond, astrology, and going dutch. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Trunk Club! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

213: Lactose Intolerant

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 07:12:55 -0000

In this episode we discuss perfect endings, new beginnings, and the loneliest places on earth. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, ScoreBig, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

212: Tampon (w/Ariana Madix!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 04:00:15 -0000

Actor/Friend Ariana Madix joins us to discuss fiancées, divorcées, and Vanderpump Rules. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies, and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

211: Phone vs. Wallet

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Tue, 12 Apr 2016 03:32:06 -0000

In this episode we discuss trains, shows, and highly gifted teens. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig.com, HeadSpace, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

210: Lonely and Horny

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Fri, 08 Apr 2016 01:00:55 -0000

In this episode we discuss anxiety, manners, and our new show! This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

209: Friend Group (w/Lauren Lapkus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 06:15:49 -0000

Comedian/Actor/Friend Lauren Lapkus joins us to discuss TV shows, long distance relationships, and Jurassic World. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TheTracker.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

208: Nerd Cave (w/Caldwell and Nathan!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Mar 2016 05:41:45 -0000

Friends/illustrators Caldwell and Nathan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, anime, and adultery. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig, Squarespace, and Headspace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

207: Beehive

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 04:08:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss unspectacular vernacular and when to hit on somebody. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies.com, and 2FFilms.net! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

206: Chex (Live in Austin w/ Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 06:38:59 -0000

Yes dude! Comedian and Friend Ben Schwartz joins us on stage to discuss honesty, self-esteem, and average penis size. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, Headspace, and Squarespace. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

205: Special Announcement

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 10 Mar 2016 14:05:28 -0000

No sponsors, no questions, no answers. Just a special message about our new project! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

204: Sexy Gift

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Mar 2016 05:00:55 -0000

In this episode we discuss protein bars, full disclosure, and dating apps. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

203: Thick Skin (w/Daren and Will!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 07:55:08 -0000

Friends, comedians, and fellow HeadGum podcasters Daren Von Girdner and William Haynes join us to discuss bad roommates, loud sex, and our upcoming shows in Austin! This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, Squarespace, and Ring.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

202: Mixed Signals

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 25 Feb 2016 05:00:50 -0000

In this episode we discuss traveling alone and partying with others. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

201: Search Terms (w/Shane Dawson!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 07:30:54 -0000

Actor/comdian/YouTuber Shane Dawson joins us to discuss porn preferences and pessimism. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and Soylent! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Yes Dude (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 05:00:22 -0000

Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms. This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

199: Homework (w/Brian Murphy!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 11 Feb 2016 05:00:27 -0000

Murph is back! And he joins us to discuss being a 90's kid and songs that will pump you up. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL, and NatureBox.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

198: Peyton Manning

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Feb 2016 07:41:29 -0000

In this episode we discuss being funny, being nine, and our Super Bowl billboard bet. This episode is brought to you by Soylent and ClubW.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

197: Mormon Mama (w/ Laura Hurwitz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 04 Feb 2016 08:11:26 -0000

Jake's mother joins us to discuss ex-girlfriends, gay boyfriends, and getting into Yale. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com, Squarespace.com and TrueGrowers.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

196: Don't Do That

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Feb 2016 06:00:38 -0000

In this episode we discuss tattoo removal, time travel, and the first HeadGum Podcast Festival in Austin, TX! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

195: Caviar

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 07:24:07 -0000

In this episode we discuss football, pseudonyms, and skeleton keys. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, NatureBox, and CreditKarma! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

194: Get At It (w/ iJustine!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Fri, 22 Jan 2016 01:31:41 -0000

Internet star and new friend Justine Ezarik joins us to discuss tattoos, calling dibs, and DJ Dogs. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com and BlueApron.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

193: Game Boy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 05:00:03 -0000

In this episode we discuss bacne, community college and Swing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

192: Surge Dude

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Jan 2016 04:07:33 -0000

In this episode we discuss flirting, the future, and 360 degree cameras. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, ClubW, and CreditKarma! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

191: The Emotionary (w/Eden Sher!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Jan 2016 05:00:31 -0000

Actress and friend Eden Sher joins us to discuss new movies, new words, and staying hydrated. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

190: Best of 2015

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 05:00:48 -0000

In this episode we revisit our favorite bits, answers, and theme songs from the last year. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, Skurt, and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

189: Silver Lining

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Sun, 20 Dec 2015 20:05:08 -0000

In this episode we discuss losing your virginity, breaking up, and our TV pilot. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and ClubW! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

188: Red Dot (w/Jonathan, Jerah, and James III!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Dec 2015 05:01:54 -0000

Friends and hosts of "Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood" join us to discuss ghosting, fading away, and unread texts! This one is a party. This episode is brought to you by SkurtApp.com, BirkSun, and ClubW! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bonus Episode: J&A on Twinnovation

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 10 Dec 2015 05:00:57 -0000

Our appearance on the "Twinnovation" Podcast! Hosted by Dave & Jeff Rosenberg, and Mike Karnell, "Twinnovation" is another show on the HeadGum network. If you've never heard their show, this is a good first episode. New episodes every Friday on HeadGum.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

187: Old Bully (live in Brooklyn!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 05:00:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss Serbia, Yu-Gi-Oh! and masturbation injuries. Recorded at "The Hall at MP" in Williamsburg, BK! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

186: Polyamory (w/Elliott Morgan!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 05:00:31 -0000

Comedian/Actor/Writer/Host Elliott Morgan is in the house to discuss butts, crushes, and love triangles. This episode is brought to you by BeekeepersNaturals, BirkSun, and ThrowBoy.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

185: Turtles and Honey

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 07:14:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss Nick Jonas, morality, and bees. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, Leesa, and Unroll.Me! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

184: Parental Love (w/Dannielle and Claire!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 06:38:02 -0000

Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and MeUndies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

183: Filet-o-Fish (w/Billy Scafuri!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 08:00:00 -0000

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss McDonalds, semen, and fighting. This episode is brought to you by Unroll.Me, ClubW, and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

182: Halloween

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Nov 2015 07:15:03 -0000

In this episode we discuss strippers, costumes, and hangovers. Brought to you by MeUndies and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

181: Flying Bull (live at the Irvine Improv!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 04:00:29 -0000

In this episode we discuss scary questions, terrible jobs, and solar decathlons. Plus a call from a friend. All live at the Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA! This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

180: Baldness

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 22 Oct 2015 04:00:06 -0000

In this BONUS THURSDAY Episode we discuss roommates, Rory, and the end of TextJake.com... This episode is brought to you by Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

179: Hickey (w/Laura and Angela)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 04:00:43 -0000

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Laura Lane and Angela Spera stop by to give advice on texting, flirting, and your sex number. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, Naturebox, and MeUndies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

178: Divorce (w/UTK!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 06:48:53 -0000

Friend/rapper/actor Utkarsh Ambudkar joins us to discuss threesomes, basketball, and being called "daddy." This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

177: Cocaine (Live From Toronto!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 05:09:17 -0000

In this episode we discuss drugs, fantasies, and the perfect man -- live from Just For Laughs comedy fest in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, MeUndies, and NatureBox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

176: Fantasy (w/Emily Gordon!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 05:15:56 -0000

Former therapist, current writer/comedy producer Emily Gordon joins us to discuss breaking up, farting, and her new book, "Super You!" This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub, and CreditKarma. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

175: Moon Facts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Sep 2015 04:13:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss droughts, jupiter, and geography. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Squarespace. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

173: Heroin

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 09 Sep 2015 20:36:25 -0000

In this episode we discuss facial hair, hard drugs, and party horns. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and NextIssue.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

172: Airplane Romance (w/Jon Gabrus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 05:18:03 -0000

Friend/comedian/fellow HeadGum Podcaster Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss friendship, fire, fitness, and flying. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

171: Soulmate (w/Julia Nunes!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Aug 2015 04:00:10 -0000

Friend and musician (and fellow podcaster!) Julia Nunes joins us to discuss true love, nude pics, and fanny packs. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks and NextIssue See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

170: Hairy Butthole

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Aug 2015 05:58:08 -0000

In this episode we discuss adultery, pornography, and being a man. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks, Squarespace, and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

169: Lightning Round

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 20 Aug 2015 04:00:10 -0000

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we try to get through as many questions as possible in one hour. It is our first (and perhaps last?) lightning round. This episode is brought to you by NextIssue.com and CreditKarma See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

168: Where's the Beef

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Aug 2015 04:00:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss prostitution, honesty, and being a doctor. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and MeUndies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

167: Secrets

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Aug 2015 07:55:29 -0000

In this episode we discuss privacy, virginity, and our pilot! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, BetaBrand, and Squarespace. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

166: HeadGum

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 03:47:43 -0000

In this episode we discuss cocaine and our new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BespokePost.com and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

165: League (Live from Montreal!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 30 Jul 2015 04:00:09 -0000

In this episode we discuss stupidity, pregnancies, and fantasies with a special friend, live from Montreal! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and MileIQ! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

164: Stinky Pets

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jul 2015 06:59:08 -0000

In this episode we discuss turtles, threesomes, and The Bachelor. This episode is brought to you by BetaBrand.com and CreditKarma! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

163: Ugly Hot

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jul 2015 04:00:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss inner beauty, outer beauty, and long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by BespokePost.com, NatureBox.com, and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

162: Anti Drug

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 04:00:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss investing, marijuana, and the best cities in America. This episode is brought to you by MileIQ, BollAndBranch, and BlueApron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

161: Honor (w/Dan Gurewitch!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 04:00:53 -0000

Friend and "Last Week Tonight" writer Dan Gurewitch joins us to discuss jealousy, office romance, and making jokes about the news. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, TrunkClub, and MeUndies! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

160: Memory

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jun 2015 04:00:42 -0000

In this episode we discuss Instagram, marijuana, and obviously Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by BollAndBranch.com and CreditKarma.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

159: Best of Australia

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 06:42:12 -0000

In this episode we share our best questions and answers from our shows in Australia! We also talk about Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

158: Matt Damon

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 00:06:25 -0000

In this episode we discuss eating habits, group sex, and Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by CreditKarma.com, MeUndies.com, and Squarespace.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

157: Tile and Ring

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Sun, 07 Jun 2015 16:32:39 -0000

In this episode we discuss new friends and old flames. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

156: Raven Nest

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 06:48:44 -0000

In this episode we discuss apologies, dream homes, and sloths. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and MeUndies.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

155: Carpets (w/Rose McIver!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 May 2015 04:00:54 -0000

Actress/Friend Rose McIver joins us to discuss dating down under and dangerous fish! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

154: Truth or Dare

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 May 2015 04:06:15 -0000

In this episode we discuss drinking alone, double dating, and our TV pilot! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TrunkClub.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

153: Mint (live at the Improv!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 May 2015 06:11:36 -0000

In this episode we discuss cool kids, calling cards, and guns. Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

152: Litmus Test

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 07 May 2015 04:00:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss when to break up, when to stay together, and demons. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Squarespace.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

151: Spicy (w/Alana Haim!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 May 2015 06:44:38 -0000

Musician Alana Haim joins us to discuss terrible people and awesome names. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

150: Prom

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Apr 2015 04:00:59 -0000

In this episode we discuss weddings, anniversaries, and high school dances. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

149: Orgy (Live at Duke U!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 23 Apr 2015 04:00:25 -0000

In this episode we discuss glitter, jealousy, and group sex. Recorded live at Duke University. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

148: Master

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Apr 2015 04:00:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss Instagram, accidents, and elders. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

147: Strangling (w/Jon Wolf!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 04:00:51 -0000

Jon "Global" Wolf joins us to discuss heights, bites, and fights. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, DraftKings, and DollarShaveClub! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

146: End of an Era

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 09 Apr 2015 06:26:40 -0000

In this episode we discuss emotional cheating, physical cheating, and the future. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Prosper.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

145: Stage Kiss

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Apr 2015 04:27:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss rebound relationships and masturbating in public. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, DraftKings.com, and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

144: Heart to Heart (w/Thomas Middleditch!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Mar 2015 03:01:00 -0000

Comedian/Friend Thomas Middleditch is back to discuss friendship, art, and video games! This episode is brought to you by DraftKings.com and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

143: Spelling Bee

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss tidy rooms, burner phones, and maneuverability. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, Squarespace.com, and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

142: Fake Sex (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 05:01:00 -0000

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss on screen romance. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com, RetailMeNot, and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

141: Chivalry (w/Ben Schwartz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 06:01:00 -0000

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy. This episode is brought to you by RetailMeNot.com, TrunkClub.com, and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

140: Australia

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 12 Mar 2015 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss terrible girlfriends and our tour down under! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

139: Get Weird (w/George Basil !)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Mar 2015 03:01:00 -0000

Friend/Actor/Comedian George Basil joins us to discuss attraction and parenting. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

138: Sitcoms

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 05 Mar 2015 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss hairy legs, double dates, and Jake's perfect porn. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

137: Shower Sex (w/ Lil Dicky!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 06:01:00 -0000

Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

136: Male Stripper

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 04:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to change your lover and dating Nicki Minaj. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, DollarShaveClub.com, and TaxAct.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

135: Attraction (with Laura Hurwitz!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 04:01:00 -0000

Jake's mama joins us to discuss protesting, parents, and her new novel! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, MeUndies.com, and TaxAct.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

134: Toothbrush

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 07:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss proms, raps, and apps. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Squarespace.com, and Berries.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

133: Bro-Job

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 08:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss bad Tinder dates and worse friends. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BlueApron.com, and Berries.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

132: Taylor Swift (Live from Austin!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 07:40:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss lawsuits, sexuality, and our SuperBowl bet -- live from Austin, Texas! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Vegas.com, and TaxAct.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

131: #GreenlightJakeAndAmir

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 29 Jan 2015 04:31:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our future, our past, and our present. Also, asexuality. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, BlueApron.com, and Audible.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

130: Sexual Training

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss leaving people, teaching people, and hugging people. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, Berries.com, and TaxAct.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

129: Especially You

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 05:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss making friends and breaking hearts. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, BlueApron.com, and TheBouqs.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

128: Herpes

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Jan 2015 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss ESP and STD's. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

127: Missing Dad (with Patrick Cassels!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 15 Jan 2015 04:30:00 -0000

Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by MottAndBow.com, SquareSpace.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

126: Platonic Cuddling

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 07:40:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss strippers, snap chatters, and cuddle buddies. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, and DraftKings.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

125: Get a Massage

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 08 Jan 2015 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss being cool, social media, and breaking up with your best friend. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TaxAct.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

124: Racism

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 09:15:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions and where to have sex. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

123: Best of 2014

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode, our favorite questions and answers from the past year. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

122: Gay Barber

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 04:30:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss honest assholes, jealous lovers, and desperate measures. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

120: Cucumber

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 11 Dec 2014 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss texting lovers and trusting others. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

119: The Wolf

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Dec 2014 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends. This episode is brought to you by Casper.com and DraftKings.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

118: Stinky

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Wed, 03 Dec 2014 22:45:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss hobbies, honesty, and prematurely breaking up. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, CombatGent.com, and BarkBox.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

117: Stomping

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss fetishes, farts, and falling out of love. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com and the movie Unfinished Business. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

116: Eat Your Heart Out (Live from the Hollywood Improv!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Nov 2014 06:32:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss being drunk in love and settling for second best, live at the Hollywood Improv! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, BarkBox.com, and DraftKings.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

115: Groupies

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Nov 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss/sing about jealousy and genital surgery. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com, and DraftKings.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

114: Hickey (with Streeter Seidell!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Comedian/friend Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss laundry, car accidents and the Beastie Boys. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DraftKings.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

113: Bad Skin (with Jon Gabrus!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Nov 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Comedian and friend Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss discuss acne, trinkets, and communes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Prosper.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

112: TextJake.com

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss our newest business: A website that allows Jake to make text suggestions for you! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

111: Clam Dip (with Dave Rosenberg!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

110: Lie Forever

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss threesomes, feline murder, and God. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

109: Military Men

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss army men, online dating, and anal sex. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

108: Park Sex

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss Instagram, cool kids, and public displays of affection. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

107: Farting (with Bobby Lee!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

Actor/Comedian Bobby Lee joins us to discuss passing gas, doing drugs, and the perfect Tinder profile. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Prosper.com, and DollarShaveClub.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

106: Phone Case (live from L.A. Podfest!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss frat parties, birthday gifts, and young love. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

105: Vibrator (with Milana Vayntrub!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 03:01:00 -0000

Comedian/Friend Milana Vayntrub joins us to discuss feminism, spirituality, and the future of masturbation. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com and Ting.com. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

104: Berlin

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss freshman year romance, saving yourself for marriage, and fantasy football. This episode is brought to you by Ting.com and Stamps.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

103: Psychic (Live from Manchester!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 03:31:00 -0000

We discuss street artists, house gifts, and sleeping with somebody you hate. Recorded at The Lowry in Manchester, UK! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and Brooklyn 99 on Fox! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

102: Plane Crash

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss dirty texts, safe sex, and peace in the Middle East. This episode is brought to you Ting.com for lower cell phone bills, and Stamps.com for post office avoidance. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

101: Bag of Poop (with Mike Schaubach)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 11 Sep 2014 03:01:00 -0000

Our wise friend Mike Schaubach joins us to discuss vengeance, marriage, and poop. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

100: Family Fiction (with Ben Schwartz and Thomas Middleditch!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and Squarespace.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

99: Violence (with Brian Murphy)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Sep 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Brian "Murph" Murphy joins us to discuss hurting people emotionally and physically. Mostly physically. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, MeUndies.com, and HuluPlus.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

98: Underwear (with Thomas Middleditch)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com, SlugBooks.com, and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

97: Break Up

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss making the band, breaking the band, and taking demands. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and HuluPlus.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

96: The Fly (w/ Sarah Schneider!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Aug 2014 06:30:00 -0000

Our friend Sarah Schneider joins us to discuss underwear, oral sex, and the fear of rejection. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, Slugbooks.com, and MeUndies.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

95: Minnesota

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 04:31:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss new love, old photos, and dealing drugs. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com -- comfortable, affordable underwear. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

94: Ex-Girlfriends

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Aug 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss weddings, parties, and inventions. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and SlugBooks.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

93: Weird Name

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss taking drugs and being yourself. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- Delicious snacks delivered right to your home! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

92: Cookies

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Aug 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss texting girls, swiping guys, and renting cars. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com and Harrys.com! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

91: Meddling

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Jul 2014 05:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss honesty, honestly. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The easiest way to create an awesome website. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

90: Nipple Ring

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Jul 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss body piercing, evil birds, and fleshlights. This episode is brought to you by TeePublic.com -- our home for official "If I Were You" t-shirts! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

89: One Less Problem (with Ben Schwartz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Jul 2014 04:02:00 -0000

Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and AVG Cleaner. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

88: Walmart (with Eliza Hurwitz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 04:31:00 -0000

Jake's little sister Eliza joins us to discuss texting and driving. But not at the same time. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

87: Racist Opinions

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Jul 2014 05:45:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss love in your teens and life in your twenties. Also racism. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com and AVG Cleaner. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

86: Instagram (with Hoodie Allen)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Jun 2014 04:01:00 -0000

Rapper/Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss social media, jealousy, and of course, prostitution. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com! An epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

85: Homophobia

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Jun 2014 04:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss tolerance, pseudonyms, and bro-gifts. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the best way to create a website, and LootCrate.com -- An epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

84: Everybody Snoops (with Allison Williams)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 19 Jun 2014 03:30:00 -0000

"Girls" star Allison Williams joins us again to discuss jealousy, pornography, and why dogs are good. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com -- an epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

83: Meredith

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Jun 2014 05:45:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss shaving, dying, and orgasms. While singing. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The best, easiest, simplest way to make a professional looking website. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

82: Baby Dick (Live at the Hollywood Improv!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Jun 2014 05:20:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss nicknames, premature ejaculation, and slam poetry. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- The best, most affordable way to create a professional looking website. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

81: Hot Pizza

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Jun 2014 04:11:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss whether you should sleep with somebody your friends have already slept with, and also pornography. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

80: Ultimatum

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 May 2014 09:32:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss marijuana, tattoos, and nude pics. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

79: Persistence

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 22 May 2014 03:01:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss the trials and tribulations of being attractive, and joining a new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! The best way to discover new music on your computer or iPhone. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

78: Steroids (with Rick Fox And Kyle Fox)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 May 2014 04:57:04 -0000

Three time NBA Champion Rick Fox and his son join us to discuss performance enhancing drugs, condoms, and canine theft. This episode is brought to you by Audible.com -- the worlds largest selection of audio books. Support our show and get your first book FOR FREE by clicking here: http://bit.ly/1jL8RLX See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

77: Mother's Day/Butt Plugs

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 May 2014 06:28:28 -0000

In this episode we discuss moms, ukeleles, and stinky situations. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest way to build a professional looking website! Check them out: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

76: Bowl Cut (with Streeter Seidell)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 08 May 2014 03:53:37 -0000

Our buddy Streeter joins us to discuss bisexual boyfriends and globetrotting girlfriends. Thanks to OurTunez for sponsoring this BONUS THURSDAY episode! An awesome free way to discover new music, on your iPhone or computer: http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

75: Harry Potter (with Dave Rosenberg)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 May 2014 04:31:00 -0000

Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

74: Ladies Night

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Apr 2014 09:00:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss crushes, pronunciation, and calling out the wrong person's name in bed. This episode is brought to you by CombatGent.com -- Tailored suits starting at $160! Use coupon code "jakeandamir" and get a free tie with any purchase: bit.ly/1ezhbTN See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

73: Horoscope

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Apr 2014 02:36:59 -0000

In this episode we discuss nicknames, sex buddies, and how to hit a woman. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- bit.ly/17DIXqW. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website without knowing how to do anything! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

72: Gifts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Apr 2014 05:37:28 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to pleasure women physically, and men emotionally. This episode is brought to you by CombatGent.com -- Tailored suits starting at $160! Use coupon code "jakeandamir" and get a free tie with any purchase: http://bit.ly/1ezhbTN See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

71: Sim Cheating (with Thomas Middleditch)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Apr 2014 07:17:47 -0000

Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door. Use promo code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

70: One Word Texts

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 31 Mar 2014 04:41:01 -0000

In this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

69: Mom

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Mar 2014 04:31:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss dimes, mothers, and Dave Rosenberg. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out http://www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

68: Hemorrhoids

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 04:03:49 -0000

In this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

67: Howdy (with Dave Rosenberg)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Mar 2014 07:44:26 -0000

Our dear friend Dave Rosenberg, the master blaster, joins us to discuss wet snuggling, overprotective parents, and near death experiences. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- http://bit.ly/17DIXqW. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website without knowing how to do anything! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

66: Hoodwinked (with Jeff Rosenberg And Rose McIver)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 06 Mar 2014 15:20:38 -0000

Our friends Jeff "Rosie" Rosenberg and Rose "Rosie" McIver join us to discuss stealing, scamming, and sleepy sex. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com! check out LegalZoom.com for all your businessy problems... http://zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

65: Nice Guys Finish Last

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Mar 2014 06:18:58 -0000

In this episode we discuss ghosts, sneezing, and Seal. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

64: Cat Noises (with Rose McIver)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 27 Feb 2014 07:30:47 -0000

Friend/Neighbor/Actor Rose McIver joins us to discuss flowers, bigotry, and prostitution. This episode is brought to you by FlagLocate.com -- the best and easiest way to let your friends know where you are. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/1gDOmkV See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

63: Porn Browser

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 24 Feb 2014 06:47:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss clothing, computers, and colonics. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

62: Phone Thief

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Feb 2014 02:45:56 -0000

In this episode we discuss cafeteria crushes, Counting Crows, and terrible teachers... This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

61: Polyamory (with Josh Ruben)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 13 Feb 2014 07:53:53 -0000

Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

60: Butthole (with Thomas Middleditch)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Feb 2014 07:09:19 -0000

In this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

59: Preach

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 06 Feb 2014 09:01:41 -0000

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss whether or not books make for good gifts, and also anal sex. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- high quality socks, for very low prices. Do us a favor and check 'em out -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

58: Immune To Sex (Live At UCB Theatre in LA!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Feb 2014 05:11:27 -0000

In this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles! This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

57: Confidence

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 30 Jan 2014 07:29:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

56: Business Ideas

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 Jan 2014 06:04:55 -0000

In this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH89 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

55: Wet Dream

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 03:33:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, most affordable way to build your own website/portfolio/online store -- http://bitly.com/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

54: Rap Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 Jan 2014 05:03:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss hip-hop, haters, and taking somebody back. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Deliciously affordable snacks delivered to your home for just $20 a month! And for now you can click here for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

53: Shot Through The Heart (with Ben Schwartz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 05:08:05 -0000

Our buddy Ben Schwartz returns for another episode of discussing, advising, and of course, singing. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir -- Awesome socks. Cheap prices. Free shipping. Highly recommended. Check'em out! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

52: Steroids (with Ben Schwartz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 06:37:36 -0000

Comedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how to get your college textbooks for cheap this semester, simply check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for your answer! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

51: Stay Friends

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 09 Jan 2014 06:59:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

50: Swinging

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 08:07:09 -0000

In this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for the cheapest way to get college textbooks. (And awesome versions of us as cartoon logos.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

49: Jewish (with Micah Hurwitz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 05:39:33 -0000

Jake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Don't ever pay full price for college textbooks again -- just go to SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake to buy and save. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

48: Best Of 2013

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 07:41:02 -0000

In this episode we replay our favorite answers and theme songs from our first 47 episodes. Thanks to everybody who has ever tuned in to our show. Much love and happy holidays everybody! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

47: Cheating

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 06:43:53 -0000

In this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

46: Christmas Gift

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 07:29:07 -0000

In this episode we discuss second chances, sexy clothes, and the perfect gift. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Easiest way to build a website or online store, ever: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

45: Gotye

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 12 Dec 2013 07:22:12 -0000

In this episode we discuss best friends, worst gifts, and the art of being rejected. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

44: Awkward

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Dec 2013 08:20:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss study buddies, masturbating, and how to act normal. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- awesome eyewear for super low prices, and now they have gift cards! Use WarbyParker.com/Amir for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

43: Guys Suck

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 06:10:58 -0000

In this episode we discuss Christmas gifts, female roommates, and why guys are the worst. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quailty clothes: http://bit.ly/152P612 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

42: Paranoid

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 05:31:12 -0000

In this episode we discuss fianc�s, fugliness, and foreskins. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, make money, and win a trip to Bonnaroo, all in one magical website... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

41: Aunt

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 28 Nov 2013 06:23:44 -0000

In this episode we discuss embarrassing relatives, emotional cheating, and teenage love. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com -- http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw. Check 'em out for two free weeks of movies/ television shows/ and original content! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

40: Sugar Daddy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 25 Nov 2013 07:20:20 -0000

In this episode we discuss prostitution, first dates, and bad gift ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music all in one magical website... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

39: Facebook Official (with Streeter Seidell)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 08:29:58 -0000

In this episode we discuss masturbation, pornography, and Amir's driving skills. Or lack thereof. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for two free weeks of movies and televisions shows. That is, if you like TV and movies... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

38: Jealousy

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 05:01:51 -0000

In this episode we discuss envy, threesome, and vibrators. In that order. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music! Why the heck not... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

37: The FriendZone

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 14 Nov 2013 08:07:48 -0000

In this episode we discuss coincidences, confidences, and why the infamous "friend zone" doesn't actually exist. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

36: Snail Trail (Live At Littlefield!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 05:59:52 -0000

In this episode we discuss suspicious hair, suspicious lovers, and suspicious smells. Recorded in front of a live studio audience at Littlefield bar in Brooklyn, NY! This episode is brought to you by TouchOfModern.com -- cool modern products to upgrade your home: http://bit.ly/1iYurgK See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

35: Merkin (with Allison Williams)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 06:34:01 -0000

Star of HBO's "Girls" Allison Williams joins us to discuss manscaping, poking, and pornography. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "IfIWereYou." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

34: Dibs

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 04:10:32 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to text a crush, how to make a move, and a new app idea. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/17A8WkL. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

33: Tinder Talk

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 04:21:39 -0000

In this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

32: Jake's Mom (with Laura Hurwitz)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 04:14:31 -0000

In this episode, Jake's mom joins us to discuss text messages, ex-girlfriends, and if Jake was always like that. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "Jake." See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

31: Texting Casanova

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 03:59:18 -0000

In this episode we discuss texting, pornography, and ugly feet. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

30: Haehh! (with Patrick Cassels)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 03:59:40 -0000

CollegeHumor's Pat Cassels joins us this week to discuss Captain Kirk, counting calories, and couples costumes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/19QVjfj. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

29: Dick And Nipples

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 03:49:30 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to tell if somebody likes you, and how many sexual partners is too many. Also Tinder. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com. Create a website, even an eCommerce store, in minutes! And use coupon code "Jake" for 10% off your order in October. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

28: The Easter Bunny

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 23:46:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss MILFs, ugly ducklings, and Amir's grammar. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

27: Sex Is Sex (with Pete Holmes Live At ComicCon!)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 04:00:15 -0000

Comedian Pete Holmes joins us at NYComicCon for our first LIVE podcast recording. We discuss losing your virginity, getting a pet, and chasing your dreams. For more Pete, check out The Pete Holmes Show starting October 28th, midnight after Conan on TBS! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

26: The Richest Man

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 02:26:54 -0000

In this episode we discuss periods, police and... Shakespeare? This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- All natural food, delivered to you. Check out naturebox.com and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! Click here: http://bit.ly/1fJcW58 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

24: Braces

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 26 Sep 2013 03:58:23 -0000

In this episode we discuss whether or not it's ever okay to hide your flaws, steal money, or hit a woman. This Bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for a free trial of thousands of TV shows and movies. Every click helps! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

23: Scientific Study

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 04:05:04 -0000

In this episode we talk about imaginary girlfriends, real boyfriends, and the results of Jake's STD test. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- check out their awesome shaving kits, and use coupon code "ifiwereyou22" for a chance to win free blades for a year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

22: Threesome

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 19 Sep 2013 03:58:17 -0000

In this episode we discuss war, religion, and sexuality. You know, light topics. This bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir to show your appreciation... And to see thousands of TV shows and movies. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

21: The Weiner Game

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 04:03:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou and use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off. Offer expires at the end of September. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

20: Honesty

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 03:58:31 -0000

In this episode we discuss Burning Man, the merits of lying, and the truth about herpes. This special bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Watch hundreds of TV Show's and movies on your computer, TV, or mobile device. Get a free trial by going to HuluPlus.com/Amir: http://bit.ly/13OW2x4 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

19: Roller Coaster Of Love

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 09 Sep 2013 03:55:37 -0000

In this episode we discuss motion sickness, booty calls, and anal sex. (Not in that order.) This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- prescription eyeglasses and sunglasses for less than $150! Use coupon code "Jake" for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

18: Snapchat

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 02 Sep 2013 05:16:09 -0000

In this episode we discuss STDs, drinking tolerance, and the infamous "friend-zone." This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- the easiest way to make a website/portfolio/online store. Use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off in September! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

17: Batman vs. Porn

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 03:42:26 -0000

In this episode we discuss handjobs, Burning Man, and nursing baby birds back to health. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- cool glasses for less than a hundred bucks! Use coupon code "crosby" for free expedited shipping. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

16: Drunk

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 03:47:39 -0000

In this episode we get a little tipsy... then discuss homophobia, long distance friendship, and Jake's family vacation. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- Great shaving products, at a very inexpensive price. Check them out and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" to potentially win free blades for a year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

15: Trust

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 02:39:45 -0000

In this episode we discuss jealousy, trust, and the pros and cons of hooking up with your neighbor. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com! 20 dollar jeans. Because paying more is kind of dumb now. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

14: Sexting

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 03:57:19 -0000

In this episode we discuss sexting, cheating, and nearly getting arrested in Iceland. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com! Ever wonder what kind of glasses Amir wears? Wonder no more: "Crosby" by Warby Parker. Frames AND Lenses for $95! Check them out. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13: The Necklace

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 04:54:01 -0000

In this episode we discuss high school athletics, difficult graduation decisions, and how to clean jewelry. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com -- awesome jeans starting at... you guessed it... 20 dollars! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

12: Kick Ass Dad

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 03:20:11 -0000

In this episode, we discuss strong dads, brain surgery, and how to be a better person. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

11: Zero To D (with Allison Williams)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 04:00:28 -0000

In this episode, "Girls" star Allison Williams joins us to discuss sexting, shaving, and dead dogs. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

10: Grandma

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 08 Jul 2013 03:33:19 -0000

In this episode we discuss retroactively cheating on your wife, secretly moving out on your grandmother, and why apologies are actually the best way to start a relationship. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

9: Communism (with Streeter Seidell)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 10:55:53 -0000

In this episode, CollegeHumor's editor-in-chief and our friend Streeter stops by to talk about communism, friendship, and the lack of meaning in our bleak existence. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

8: Tinder

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 19:40:00 -0000

In this episode we discuss how to break the ice and the meaning of art. Then our friend Ethan stops by to talk about talking about cancer.

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7: YouTube

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 04:25:02 -0000

In this episode we discuss being a teenager, ducks, and whether or not you should YouTube that shit. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

6: Tattoos (with Ricky Van Veen)

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 04:06:30 -0000

Our first guest! CollegeHumor co-founder (and our boss) Ricky Van Veen stops by to talk tattoos, middle names, and how to tell if you've found your soulmate. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

5: Seize the Cheese

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 03:44:19 -0000

In this episode we discuss cool dads, nerdy friends, and foul balls. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4: Cheeseburger

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 27 May 2013 03:19:14 -0000

In this episode we discuss happiness, breaking up, and what heaven is like. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

3: Noodles

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Mon, 20 May 2013 04:22:29 -0000

In this episode we discuss cool kids, smelly food, and whether or not we should edit our terrible mistakes. (Spoiler alert: We don't.) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2: Bounce

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Thu, 16 May 2013 12:26:34 -0000

In today's episode we discuss long distance relationships, working out, and most importantly, cats. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

1: Starbucks

ifiwereyoushow@gmail.com (Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld) — Fri, 10 May 2013 00:01:44 -0000

Our first episode! We hope you like it. This episode includes advice on asking out your barista at Starbucks, and other sticky situations... See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.