Southern Discomfort

Manwhore

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 03:04:01 +0000

Steven Seagal, Boston, and a big sack of mailness.

Southern Discomfort is now on Twitter

Southern Discomfort — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:40:40 +0000

Why? WHY NOT!? Follow us here on Twitter and we promise to follow you back. It’s like a Pyramid scheme except instead of making money, we make sarcastic remarks. Genius!

Kendra Exposed

Southern Discomfort — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 12:38:59 +0000

Summer movies, K-fed and the newest internet sex tape.

LOST!!!

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 19 May 2010 04:31:34 +0000

After a one year hiatus, the guys are back to their old tricks.

Hiatus

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 18:58:14 +0000

Loyal listeners, we have decided to take a hiatus for a while. When will we return? Hard to say. Please keep living the Southern Discomfort dream and check back in with us for more updates.

-Mike, Scott, & Dave

2008 Warmed Over

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 05:10:18 +0000

A rehash of some of the more memorable moments from Southern Discomfort in 2008.

SoDis Takes a Week Off

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:22:15 +0000

The guys are taking a much needed week off from the podcast but will return next Wednesday. Check out our Flickr feed (at right) for a group pic from our recent campout. Next week: your moustache questions answered.

The Bacon Explosion

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:13:45 +0000

Feast your eyes on the SoDis-famous Bacon Explosion: $20 of bacon and italian sausage, lovingly weaved together into a “meat burrito,” then coated in BBQ sauce and cooked to perfection. The guy who pulls this off on our next camping … Continue reading →

Recession-Proof

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:10:21 +0000

Shoutouts, the bacon explosion, and tips for the recession.

Wipeout

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 15:35:56 +0000

If you still haven’t seen Mike & Scotts favorite new show, check out this clip on Youtube. It will tell you all you need to know about the punchwall.

Longest PSA Ever

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 14:11:58 +0000

MotherF, internet video, and a few public service announcements.

Terry Bradshaw, patron saint

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:37:45 +0000

For more info on the Honorable Terry Bradshaw, Louisiana legend and friend of the show, check out his wikipedia page. What the page will not tell you is (a) he is a big Saints fan (b) everyone in Louisiana knows … Continue reading →

Superbowls

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 13:42:23 +0000

Nicknames, Richard in a box, and the Superbowl of football.

Eazy Duz It

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:53:16 +0000

Dave’s January music recommendation is Eazy-E’s “Eazy Duz It,” the greatest rap album of all time, in his estimation. Eazy brings the rhymes straight out of Compton, but Mike still prefers Sir-Mix-A-Lot’s SWASS.

The Great Ride

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 15:47:16 +0000

With the help of NASA, we’ve charted Mike & Dave’s infamous 4-wheeler ride from the safety of their campsite, through the wilderness, and onto Interstate 49. You can also follow their trip with the nice policeman in blue.

The Camping Trip

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:49:36 +0000

4-wheelers, bonfires, and rope bridges. Oh my!

Kookaburra Wings

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:59:19 +0000

Fireworks, felonies, and Outback’s world-famous wings.

Wednesdays

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 23:39:49 +0000

New episodes of Southern Discomfort will now come out on Wednesdays. We plan to crank out more episodes then ever in 2009, so stay tuned and let us hear from you. Feedback is often ignored, but still appreciated!

Quadralux Technology

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 18:25:30 +0000

Voicemail, handshakes, and the power of crystals.

Greenbacks

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:13:18 +0000

Homemade whiskey, Man School spokesmen, and why you should always carry cash.

The Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:38:18 +0000

Here is the link to the late, great George Carlin’s dissertation on the 7 words you can’t say on TV. Of course, you can say half of them on cable now and they say “tits” on Disney Family every half-hour.

Shocker

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 02:32:54 +0000

Here’s the link for George Bush’s presidential shocker. Special Thanks to fatcheeseguy for the long list of shocker euphemisms (scroll down).

Two in the Hayek, One in Menudo

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:00:18 +0000

Salma Hayek, Man School, and the Presidential Shocker.

Gold Fever

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 16:57:19 +0000

George W., celebrity rehab, and shiny nuggets of Gold.

Quiet Riot

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:26:23 +0000

Check out Latex Mask Central and scroll down to see Dave’s new Quiet Riot mask. “Old School metal fans will recognize this from the Quiet Riot 80s band. This was made by Halloween shop in 1985.”

“Lil B”

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:33:58 +0000

“Lil B” has 34 free music pages on his top friends! He holds the MySpace record Yessss! If you ever see him in person, he’s very rare! We’re not sure what all that means, but his MySpace page is here. NOTE: This does not appear to be the same “Lil Bourbon” that drank Dave’s stash and ate all the rice.

Busted

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:00:41 +0000

Quiet Riot, the A-team, and Dave getting busted.

The dreaded S-word

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:49:28 +0000

In this week’s episode, Dave worries that Scott’s mythical 3-year job program was paramount to the dreaded S-word: socialism. Shunned in today’s political lexicon with phrases like “new taxes” and “Washington elite,” the dreaded S-word has a long political history in the U.S. This article talks about the socialist views of Teddy Roosevelt, one of John McCain’s political heros.

Classy with a Touch of Taste

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:13:23 +0000

Scott’s thoughtful photo shows the frustrated underside of a GMC Sierra. One guy who’s never been frustrated is Hugh Hefner, seen here with his many playmate girlfriends. Check out Hef’s get-up in photo 6!

The Beauty of Cindy McCain

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 19:53:18 +0000

If you think Cindy McCain is hot, you’ve obviously never gotten a good look at her. I know Sarah Palin, madam, and you are NO Sarah Palin!

McObamanader

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 06:10:35 +0000

Wedding plans, job switching, and America’s next president.

The Missing Episodes

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:25:11 +0000

There was bit of a mishap at the Southern Discomfort studios last week. Two entire episodes were lost into the ether forever. Don’t worry listeners, we will soldier on. Our next episode “McObamanader” will drop Tuesday, Oct. 21.

Smell the Fall

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 06:45:32 +0000

Denver, Clay Aiken, and the fresh scent of autumn.

Best Man Duties

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:48:10 +0000

This link lists all the typical duties of a best man. There’s no mention of drinking Mind Erasers to protect the grooms’ honor: clearly an oversight.

Bachelor Party!

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 00:34:56 +0000

Paintball, tramp stamps, and the one party every man deserves.

Hank Plow drops some knowledge

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 22:47:49 +0000

We have no idea who Hank Plow is, but he drops some serious knowledge on the Jaw Harp in this YouTube video. If that doesn’t do it for you, check out this guy playing the Super Mario Bros. theme.

The Mouth Harp

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:46:25 +0000

Halloween, Ray Bradbury, and the worlds oldest musical instrument.

What Would Neil Patrick Harris Do?

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:17:35 +0000

Wondering if Neil Patrick Harris would ask out the cute new receptionist? Would NPH wear this shirt today? Wonder no longer. Live your live by the NPH code. Check out WhatWouldNPHDo.com.

InYourFacebook.com

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:20:43 +0000

Star Wars, Neil Patrick Harris, and the hottest new social network.

All the pretty pictures

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:59:43 +0000

Follow along with the guys as they check out “the Brazilian strategy,” otherwise known as volleyball players in bikinis. This photo clearly illustrates China’s strategy, while this one is not a porn photo. Finally, Dave asks, “What’s wrong with this picture?”

Olympic Gold

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 19 Aug 2008 06:04:58 +0000

This week the boys discuss dogs in China, 8 kinds of wings, and the Olympics.

Chevy Impala vs. Mercury Tracer

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 23:40:49 +0000

The last bracket of the JALOPY PLAY-OFFS pit the 70s-era Chevy Impala, with V8 engine and room for 10, against the unflappable Mercury Tracer, featuring a rigged-up fender and busted back-glass.

AMC Concord vs. Volkswagen Rabbit

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 00:39:25 +0000

The JALOPY PLAY-OFFS continue with the AMC Concord, featuring sporty wood paneling, vs. the Volkwagen Rabbit, with generous room for three. Who’s got the crappenin is the most happenin?

Pontiac Phoenix vs. Chevy Z-24

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 23:11:09 +0000

The JALOPY PLAY-OFFS have begun. Which clunker is the biggest POS of all-time? Our first two contenders are the Pontiac Phoenix (top pic) and the Chevy Z-24 (bottom). The Phoenix features a stylish 80s hatchback, interior wood paneling, and an overheating issue. The Z-24 boasts a collapsing passenger-side window, faulty electrical system, and a paddle supported hatchback. Which of these cars should pass to the next round of the JALOPY PLAY-OFFS?

An instantly classic clunker.

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Jalopies

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 07:19:22 +0000

Football, 7th-grade crushes, and the top five junk-wagons of all-time.

Corona the Bull

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 05:02:27 +0000

Early jobs, fooseball fights, and a bull calf named Corona.

Somethin’ smells like teen spirit

Southern Discomfort — Sat, 02 Aug 2008 16:20:25 +0000

Were you too young (or old) to go grunge in the 90s? Throwing a Courtney Love costume party? Want to re-live your Mudhoney roots? Follow these simple tips and you’re good as gold. TIP: Buy some flannel.

Amway

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 06:57:11 +0000

Bluetooth, grunge girls, and a multi-level sales venture.

Basic Threesome Math

Southern Discomfort — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 21:43:45 +0000

Video Jug offers this informational clip about arranging a threesome.

The Great works of GNR

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:48:42 +0000

Appetite for Destruction rocks out. That much is a fact, but after that things get iffy. Mike has declared that GNR’s 1988 album Lies is a “pussy album,” while Dave thinks GNR went commercial on Use your Illusion (I and/or II). What do you think? For the record, Scott’s favorite GNR album is definitely NOT The Spaghetti Incident?

Battle of the Bands

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 22 Jul 2008 06:13:38 +0000

Company retreats, romantic triangles, and a 90s-rock battle royale.

Welcoming New Neighbors

Southern Discomfort — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:51:44 +0000

This useful article lists six ways to welcome new neighbors to your end of the cul-de-sac. However, none of them have the “kick” Dave is looking for to welcome his the yard-trashing folks that just moved into his hood. If you … Continue reading →

Airline Speak

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:19:29 +0000

Scott would like to remind everyone of this classic scene from Airplane! Now THAT’s airline speak.

Everything You Could Ever Want

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:30:00 +0000

According to their website, LA QUINTA INNS offer comfortable, attractive rooms at exceptional prices. Features include a variety of popular amenities:

Free high-speed Internet access at most locations
Complimentary continental breakfast
Televisions with premium channels, such as CNET-2
Free local calls and dataport phones with voice messaging
In-room hair dryers, coffee makers, irons and ice cream makers
Desks with well-lit workspaces and various sized drawers

Other exciting amenities include:

Sparkling swimming pools
Children stay free in their parent’s room (ages 18 and under)
Pets welcome but strongly discouraged
100% Guest Satisfaction Guaranteed

Whether you are here on business or pleasure, we guarantee a relaxing stay at La Quinta Inns. Each day, our friendly staff prepares a delicious complimentary continental breakfast in the lobby, where choices including coffee, pastries, yogurt, shrimp cocktails, fresh booze, and more. Most locations offer a refreshing swimming pool with plenty of outdoor seating on surrounding sundecks, great for kicking back after a long day of work or play. At night, our trained staff double as exotic dancers and business-class customers can order a special “relaxation performance” in their suite. We accept Diner’s Club and AARP discount cards!

Staycation LaQuinta

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 06:32:05 +0000

Drinking on airplanes, new neighbors, and a great vacation idea.

Murderous Ninja Epidemic

Southern Discomfort — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 22:05:49 +0000

Please take a moment to view the tragic faces of those souls whose families have been killed by ninjas. We can only hope that one of this year’s presidential candidates will demand that our government address this growing national crisis. Something … Continue reading →

Relive the Memories

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 23:41:47 +0000

Trying to remember when you first saw Vanna White’s Ts & A? Check out this Playboy Magazine archive. It lists the centerfold, cover girl, interview and celebrity pictorial (if any) of every bunny mag. (Answer: May 1987)

Playboys

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:08:11 +0000

Playboys, Southern Discomfort, and Ninjas vs. the Homeless.

You down with OPP?

Southern Discomfort — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 18:24:28 +0000

Dave would like to remind everyone that O.P.P. can stand for virtually anything. A quick Google search proves that this simple acronym is routinely used when discussing Online Presence Providers, Optimum Performance Products, Our Piece of the Pie, the Ontario Provincial Police, the Office of … Continue reading →

How to Style your Faux-Hawk

Southern Discomfort — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:53:27 +0000

As if having a Faux-hawk isn’t douchy enough, some people apparently need instructions on how to style one. Check out this video if you’re Lazy-hawk just isn’t cutting the mustard.

Table of Condiments that Periodically Go Bad

Southern Discomfort — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 19:07:47 +0000

Using this helpful guide, you can now determine if the Dijonnaise will outlast the Vegemite.

Condiments

Southern Discomfort — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 06:21:16 +0000

In our first episode, we explore the fridge, faux-hawks, and the lightsaber toothbrush.

Feel the Discomfort

Southern Discomfort — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 20:17:26 +0000

Welcome to the Southern Discomfort podcast. Hosts Mike, Scott, & Dave get together each week to talk about Radio Shack, condiments, zombies, and much more.