one dork's vendetta

UNbelievable

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 03:25:00 +0000

East Plano is down, 41 to 17 with 3 minutes left in the game. Can they pull off the most astounding comeback EVER???

my bucket list

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 05:11:00 +0000

no, i'm not being morbid, nor did i just watch the bucket list. i was merely thinking of things i wanted to do in life while i was driving home tonight.

things i want to do before i kick the bucket (not in order):

understand the inner workings of a car engine & transmission
understand how the human brain controls our motions & emotions
ride a Harley cross-country via Route 66
pilot an airplane across the world
have a full intelligent conversation in fluent Mandarin
unleash a wicked guitar solo worthy of Satriani
help build a school, home, well, ect. for someone who needs it
skydive
teach a child to love reading as much as i do
make a real, honest-to-goodness, difference in someones life
scuba dive on a coral reef
make a scientific breakthrough or discover something truly new
be perfectly happy with my job/career
100% "Through Fire & Flames" on expert in guitar hero

Scarface the Holiday Romantic

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:29:00 +0000

Scarface the Holiday Romantic by ~themie on deviant ART

ok, how fricken cute is that penguin? and good god, its a cake!!! i just want to eat him all up. this was Themie's final project for her Wilton cake class, and it's the cutest thing i've ever seen. the description on the deviantart page has a Portal reference! i think i'm in love.

fluteboxing... and more excuses

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:04:00 +0000

Fluteboxing? for a second, before i clicked the link, i thought it was going to be guys whacking each other with flutes. but this is way cooler. dude's name is Nathan 'Flutebox' Lee in case you wanna google him or something.

so my excuses for not blogging for 12 days include:

adding 30 more hours to my Final Fantasty XII total (i got through the whole Ritoran Cataract level yesterday, only took me 2 hours... i think i deserve a medal for not giving in to the temptation to cheat for that esper battle on the 80th floor (not the one with Dr. Cid or Gabronth)!)
enjoying Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog enough to have spent 4 hours of my life on it (that's watching the entire thing SIX times people...)(i hate you, Mat, for sending me the link)
lots of HogwartsLive, an online text based role-playing game (again, i hate you Mat)
actually reading Harry Potter (which probably, if you add up the entire time i spent physically reading the books, took 10.5 hours, being 1.5 hours per book.)(i read really fast and i know the HP books by heart already)
stressing out about (but not studying for) 7 exams i've taken this week, 3 of which could shape the face of my entire future by either propelling me straight into the depths of burger-flipping hell or getting me into FSU. im thinking i maybe should have studied...

ninja kitty

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:55:00 +0000

this is kinda old, but still. ive been on CuteOverload all night/morning so yeah.

also Metallica + 4chan + lolcats = EPIC WIN

ozzy is THE MAN

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:14:00 +0000

he can make fun of himself. he really doesnt have THAT bad a speech problem, they just kinda edit it so he sounds more retarded than he is. but yeah, he's the man. i like ozzy.

say it with me...

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:40:00 +0000

"Awwwwwwwwwwww....."

Shame Faced

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:14:00 +0000

i am ashamed. i know that nobody and their brother reads this (ok, maybe like 9 people on a REALLY GOOD day) but it still makes me feel all guilty when i dont actually put something up. particularly for such a long period of time, with no notice whatsoever. unfortunately, it happened and now im completely out of the swing of things. might take me a while to get back into said swing. but i owe and explanation to all 6 of you who don't already know.

i went to the one part of the country that still doesnt have wifi in any restaurants! for a whole week! and then i got back and figured out that i missed an insane amount of homework. and quarter tests are next week, and exams are coming up. im freaking out! i dont have time to parouse the internet for cool things to post. its kinda sad. so commence crappy bio moment *cringes*

Hiawassee, GA is incredibly boringly un-connected. I'm sure that's part of its appeal for the older set, but being a teenager, I was practically in a coma.
Portal: Still Alive (the video game) is a fricken amazing game!!! the credit song is also hilarious.
Rocky Horror is still funny on the 3rd time going! so a tradition has begun!
3 Doors Down put up a good concert last night! they didn't play Going Down in Flames, but thats a really kinda old song so it doesnt matter that much. but it IS one of my favoritest ever songs.
I'm flat broke already, even though i got my paycheck/allowance thing yesterday. stupid concert tees, food, and transportation! i debate getting a job at one of the new Publix springing up all over town. i have grocery store experience after all. but i might wait til late January when i turn LEGAL so i can get a job at the Starbucks down the street. i hear they pay well, and you get free stocks and a free pound of coffee every month!!!
An old lady rearended the back of my truck yesterday. results: one of my bumper stickers is kinda scratched a little. Her hood was totally crumpled and a headlight is completely cracked. I have a newfound affection for the Gas-Guzzling Beast.

Breaking News: High School sucks! College is slightly more tolerable. If only i could get all the way out of the former and all the way into the latter. High school is getting so tedious and annoying... waking up so early for classes you have no say in taking or not... the busywork assigned to keep kids from socializing... the way gossip and rumors spread like wildfire, because the only thing interesting anymore is a made up scandal... the monotonous and unchanging learning atmosphere...
it could just about drive a poor impressionable teenage mind completely bonkers.

arguments you'll never win

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 05:31:00 +0000

Top 10 Arguments That Can’t Be Won

evolution or creation
nature vs. nurture
gun control
euthanasia
the death penalty
abortion or pro-life?
free will or destiny?
morals- relative or universal?
the chicken or the egg
does god exist

Bike Hero! This must have taken AGES to plan out and perform.

Roomba Cat

The New Fabia. Full of Lovely Stuff

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 19:00:00 +0000

things from the intertubes

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 05:55:00 +0000

Is your cat trying to kill you? Find out HERE.

ZombieHarmony, dating service for zombies.

A few (stolen) little things that make a me happy (not in order)

I have a new email. It could be a friend asking if I want to meet up for a drink later or a nigerian prince who has a financial proposition I simply can't refuse. Either way those few moments before I actually read the message always fill me with a bit of euphoria.
There's a leaf in my latte. I find it inexplicably joyous when a barista stirs my beverage so that it forms a little leaf shape at the top. I don't know why but this always gives me a tiny measure of happiness.
Seeing something in the real world that correlates to something in the geek world. Ever have a total ring up as 13.37 and enjoy a bit of silent amusement? Yeah, me too.
When the shipping status changes to "on truck for delivery." I buy a lot of stuff online, this is the final step before my package arrives and it pretty much makes me feel like I'm windsurfing on a sea of spectacular. Is work frustrating today? Did my upstairs neighbor keep me up all night by making noises that sounded like they were giving birth to an elephant? No worries, I've got some awesome shit coming in the mail - all is forgiven.
Someone posts a real comment on one of my blog entries. Hell yeah, I blogged and someone responded without trying to sell me ringtones. Fan-freakin-tastic.
Leveling Up
Bashing stuff into pieces with a crowbar in real life. Anyone who has ever bashed apart a few crates knows that this is the most satisfying feeling in the entire world.

November is Peanut Butter Lover's month. Worship George Washington Carver more than you usually do while scarfing down oreos or apple slices doused in the deliciousness. Or just finish off those Reese's Peanut Butter Cups you've still got from Halloween.

again with the mario theme?

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 04:42:00 +0000

just once this time, i swear

Also, happy belated Guy Fawkes Day!!

Remember, remember the fifth of November
the gunpowder, treason, and plot.
I know of no reason why the gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot.

Also, the election map, by county. I'm unfortunately deep in red territory (go team blue!!)

O.O.T.S.S.O.E.R.A.A.A.P

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 01:31:00 +0000

ORDER OF THE SCIENCE SCOUTS OF EXEMPLARY REPUTE AND ABOVE AVERAGE PHYSIQUE

It's like the Boy or Girl Scouts, but for university students in the sciences who are not opposed to ingesting "ethanol-based spirits". A club for nerds. A club for beer. It's got badges! The article/blog post that led me to this is Nerd Girl's "Nerds of the world unite! (in a club at least)"

My favorite badges so far are:

The “MacGyver” badge.
In which the recipient has demonstrated that his/her science communciation prowess was handy in simplifying a potentially challenging scenario. For example, was able to escape from unjustified prison term, with the clever use of a paper clip and WD-40. You know, that kind of thing. (Note that display of badge must be accompanied by explanation).

The “arts and crafts” badge.
Because you can’t have a bunch of badges without an arts and crafts badge. This one assumes the recipient has all manner of “craftiness” with a sciencegeek twist.

The “I may look like a scientist but I’m actually also a ninja” badge.
Lethal when in combination with the “destroyer of quackery” badge.

The “I’m a freaking rock star who sings about science!” badge.
In which the recipient has released music where a science concept has been broached.

The “has frozen stuff just to see what happens” badge (LEVEL III)
In which the recipient has frozen something in liquid nitrogen for the sake of scientific curiosity.

The “I work with way too much radioactivity, and yet still no discernable superpowers yet” badge.
…Although not for lack of trying…

The “I will crush you with my math prowess” badge.
Seriously, scary stuff.

The “knows how to collect semen from more than one species” badge.
That’s two species not including humans.

The “I know what a tadpole is” badge.
In which the recipient knows what a tadpole is. Basically, an easy way to get a badge that looks a little like the semen one above.

The “cloner” badge.
In which the recipient has cloned something or other. Rules to a drinking game concerning this badge will be forthcoming.
The “experienced with electrical shock” badge (LEVEL III)
In which the recipient has had experience with the electrical shocking of himself/herself.

The “I’m into telescopes astro” badge (LEVEL IV)
In which friends agree that the recipient spends so much time on a telescope, that he/she even kind of looks like a telescope.

The “I’ve set fire to stuff” badge (LEVEL IV).
In which the recipient has set fire to his or herself while performing experiments in the name of science. Cooking or drinking accidents do not qualify one for this badge.

The “has done science whilst under the influence” badge.
This can apply to both achieving moments of intellectual clarity or actual performance of an experiment whilst under the influence. It presumes talking about science under the influence a given.

The “I AM actually a freaking rocket scientist” badge.
For members who can utter the phrase “It’s not rocket science” with authority.
The “I build robots” badge (LEVEL IV)
In which, technically technically, the recipient is not in the business of world domination (as dictated by membership rules), but has built a robot that is.
The “I may look like a scientist, but I’m actually also a pirate” badge.
Drinks rum. Into pillaging and stuff. Soft spot for evolutionary biology.

The “I actually grew up AND became a paleontologist who studies dinosaurs” badge.
Out of the millions of children who aspire to work with dinosaurs, this recipient is actually someone who does precisely that.

Also, here is a really good essay about what I've been telling people for so long. Why nerds are unpopular and why school seems like a prison.

coolest commute ever

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:42:00 +0000

wisdom from the coffee cup

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 17:31:00 +0000

"If you've got a dollar and you spend twenty-nine cents on a loaf of bread, you've got seventy-one cents left. But if you've got seventeen grand and you spend twenty-nine cents on a loaf of bread, you've still got seventeen grand. There's a math lesson for you." Steve Martin

"The world bursts at the seams with people ready to tell you you're not good enough. On occasion, some may be correct. But do not do their work for them. Seek any job; ask anyone out; pursue and goal. Don't take it personally when they say "no"- they may not be smart enough to say "yes." Keith Olberman

"the third millinium starts now"

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 04:56:00 +0000

That's what Eddie Izzard said a few minutes ago on CNN, while waiting for Obama to arrive at Grant Park, Chicago for his acceptance speech. And i totally agree. "Change has come to America," indeed.

I can't believe I get to watch something as historic as this, even if it is just live on CNN from my laptop. This election is going to get written down in history books, and I get to watch the concession speech, the acceptance speech, and actually UNDERSTAND what's going on. Last election, I was in 8th grade, and election before that, I was in 4th. I had no idea what was going on, and said I would have voted for Bush. I didn't know any better. That's who my parents were voting for, after all.

Today would have been different, and for many people of my generation, it was. If I had been born only 3 months earlier, I would have been able to vote for Obama. That vote would have been against my entire family, against most of my schoolmates, and against my entire region of the country (historically at least). Because I could understand (most of) the issues and make my own decisions about them. This is a historic election, not just for me and my generation, but for the entire country. And I'm damn proud of us.

So here's to 4 years of Barack Obama. Let's hope we just made good history.

see Sarah Palin pictures

awesome-o-lanterns

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:01:00 +0000

unfortunately i was a grumpy teenager this halloween and therefore didn't participate in the candy-getting or pumpkin-carving. i'm a dumb grumpy teenager, thats for sure, because now im bumming sweettarts off my 8 year old stepbrother and looking longingly at flickrs of Vader and Jack Skellington and the Punisher skull.... i found Vader here.

clips from Rocky Horror

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 03:24:00 +0000

best costumes EVER

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 05:41:00 +0000

Transformers! Robots in disguise!

Richardson runs for 351

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 03:22:00 +0000

last night, Catholic High went up against our arch rivals, Escambia High. EHS has Trent Richardson, the number one high school running back in the NATION. *cue dramatic music here*. we got to listen to ESPN talk about how badly we were going to lose, which was pretty cool and really disappointing at the same time. our little 1A school up against a 5A with SuperRunningBack, but we only lost by 7! niiiiiiice!

Pensacola New Journal says:

Whether Escambia is ready for next week's do-or-die showdown with Pine Forest remains to be seen. But, clearly, Trent Richardson's legs aren't tightening up eight games into the season.

The senior and newly minted Rivals.com No. 1 running back in the nation had what could only be described as a workmanlike 351 yards and three touchdowns on a season-high 39 carries to lead the Gators to a 21-14 win against Catholic.

The numbers put Richardson at 1,849 unofficial yards for the season, surging him much closer to the mythical 2,000-yard mark and showing that he can rack up huge numbers even when he looks almost bottled in.

Catholic (7-2, 2-0) was stacking eight or nine defenders in the box most of the night, and Richardson had 20 carries of 5 yards or fewer. But he also had seven carries of more than 20, including a 53-yard touchdown run that gave Escambia the lead for good with 9:44 left and a 32-yarder in the second half that helped set up the Gators' tying touchdown.

He wasn't showing any wear down the stretch from the season-high number of carries, and the Gators (5-3, 1-1) had every intention to ride him wherever he was going to take them, even when running up the middle didn't seem to be working.

"We put the ball in (Richardson's) hands; they were going to have to stop him," coach Jimmy Nichols said. "I don't care what they do, they're not going to stop us running the isolation play. If they do, then we can run a sweep. We're going to run those two plays, one way or another."

And they did. And, for the second time in three weeks, Pine Forest coaches had the night off to scout out what they'd be seeing in a big district game the following Friday.

What they saw was exactly what you expect from Richardson, a moderately effective Escambia passing game and a defense that had its moments.

Many of those came in the first half, when these two offenses that have plenty of scoring ability — Escambia entered the game averaging 31 points, and Catholic was averaging 28 — not only couldn't score until Catholic's touchdown with 24.9 seconds left in the half but could only combine for one trip inside the opponent's 20 during that time.

Nichols said the Crusaders came out in a defensive alignment that threw off the Gators' blocking schemes, and it took a halftime adjustment to move it forward. Richardson said there may have been another issue early as well.

"I was very surprised," Richardson said, of the low-scoring first half. "I think we were too ready for the Pine Forest game next week. But we got back on the right track in the second half."

To a certain extent, they did, gaining 79 more yards in the second half than the first. But it was still more about the defense, which settled down after Catholic's 11-play, 72-yard drive on its first second-half possession, forcing the Crusaders into two three-and-outs and stopping them on a crucial fourth down inside the Escambia 10 late in the fourth quarter.

The Gators overcame two 7-point deficits to win against one of the best Class 2A teams and, even with Richardson's 351 yards, they may have to thank the defense even more for this one.

"We had to come back and play it tough (Friday night); we were down," Nichols said. "We did, we handled that battle. We challenged them at halftime, and they came back out and did what we asked them to do. Defensively, they played way better than they've played all year, to be honest with you."

They'll need to with a trip to Class 5A No. 5 Pine Forest looming on the horizon, Escambia's playoff fate resting on winning this one game. Richardson says 2,000 yards means nothing if they don't win, but 351 and another defensive effort like this one certainly gives them a better chance to do so.

Escambia 21, Catholic 14

Vote plz?

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sun, 02 Nov 2008 02:48:00 +0000

Only 2 days left now guys! Put your vote in now, for all of us kids who can't.

38% Chance of Zombification

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 16:27:00 +0000

62%

Owning a gun and a crowbar helped me out there, as well as knowing how to make a Molotov cocktail if the occasion arises. However, going to find your loved ones across town is a bad move, but i couldnt leave my people behind!

infinite lives

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:59:00 +0000

Two Halloween-Themed Games!!

The Zombie Wars (use space to shoot, z to change weapons, shoot the barrels to blow them up)

Body Ladder

Mario Theme

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:47:00 +0000

Just gonna warn you, I haven't actually listened to any of these because I'm posting these during Philosophy class and it would be rude to start listening to like, 15 versions of the Mario theme.

The Heavy Metal Mario

Guitar Hero Mario

Mario Hymn

Jazz Band Mario

Tesla Coil Mario

2 Guitar Solo Mario

Marching Band

I am a Phone Booth

noreply@blogger.com (spackledorf) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:15:00 +0000

The Phone Booth

Your time machine is the Phone Booth.

For you, History is fixed and unchanging. But this is a actually very, very good thing. It means that you are free to mess around all you want without worrying about accidentally changing the wrong thing and permanently removing Oreo cookies from all existence. Sure, once in a while you'll be called upon to save the universe or defeat a villain or two, but there's nothing that says you can't do it in the silliest and most amusingly contrived manner you can think of.

Take the test HERE.