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		<title>Elder Cactus Comics&#8230;</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Submitted by Guest]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2026 12:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/short-attention-span-stuff/elder-cactus-comics/">Elder Cactus Comics…</a> courtesy of <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a><p>The strange humor of Elder Cactus Comics&#8230;the content is as weird as the name. Visit the site for more, ElderCactus.com!</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/short-attention-span-stuff/elder-cactus-comics/">Elder Cactus Comics…</a> by <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/author/guser/">Submitted by Guest</a> first appeared on <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a></p>]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>A World Without Bologna Hats</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Spamrider]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2026 12:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/lunatics/a-world-without-bologna-hats/">A World Without Bologna Hats</a> courtesy of <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a><p>I met a woman the other day. She said, “Bologna doesn’t curl up into a bologna hat when you cook it anymore.&#160; Tell me, what has become of this world?”&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/lunatics/a-world-without-bologna-hats/">A World Without Bologna Hats</a> by <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/author/spamrider/">Spamrider</a> first appeared on <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a></p>]]></description>
		
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		<title>The Journey To HR, Part 105!</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Stephen Johnson]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2026 11:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[<a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/lunatics/the-journey-to-hr-part-105/">The Journey To HR, Part 105!</a> courtesy of <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a><p>I found myself sitting at a desk. Across from me sat Bob. “Care if I talk? I pee myself a little when I take tests,” said Bob. “Sure,” I replied.&#8230;</p>
<p>The post <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/lunatics/the-journey-to-hr-part-105/">The Journey To HR, Part 105!</a> by <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com/author/stephen-johnson/">Stephen Johnson</a> first appeared on <a href="https://theweirdcrap.com">The Weird Crap</a></p>]]></description>
		
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