Speak, Dog! Speak!

Enough...

2012-01-25T02:01:00.001-06:00

I couldn't bring myself to watch the Stuttering Clusterfuck in Chief give his SOTU address (aka campaign speech) tonight, but this video is enough to get the drift... It's the same old jibberish, he didn't even bother to wrap it in new paper. It's just the same old jibberish. The only difference is the jerk's tie. The video is 1:27 in length. Making it about 1:25 too long, if you ask me.

WTF...

2012-01-24T12:28:00.000-06:00

Hmmmm.... putting the dog into a canvas bag and attaching it to the ouside of the car with hooks? What could go wrong? © Jana Ogletree 2012

Appropriate...

2012-01-19T20:52:00.001-06:00

Where's the best place to spin a fairy tale? Why, Disney World, of course! ORLANDO, Fla. – Standing on Main Street USA in Disney’s Magic Kingdom, President Obama today promoted the need for a strategy to encourage international tourism and boost job creation in the battleground state of Florida, and across the country, ahead of the 2012 election. I'll be generous and rise above making the

Discovery...

2012-01-19T07:08:00.000-06:00

Over the course of the past couple of months, I have purchased quite a few dog toys. Balls, rope toys, rubber bones and various stuffed animals. I have discovered that the stuffed animals have been a waste of precious cash. Sloane had a lot of toys... she played rough with her rubber chicken and chewed on her rope toys. But, she loved her stuffed animals and tenderly carried them around with

Helloooooo??

2012-01-16T04:48:00.001-06:00

Is this thing on? Is anyone still listening? Yes, yes... I've been MIA for a couple of months. For anyone who cares, here's a quick recap: In early October, I lost my best girl, Sloane T. Dog. One morning, I put her and Groo out to play, and when she came in, she was acting very strangely. It turns out that she had a tumor on her spleen, and it burst... The vet said he could do surgery to

I know, I know...

2012-01-14T00:12:00.001-06:00

I've been gone for ages. I suck. But, this is funny! The Daily ShowGet More: Daily Show Full Episodes,Political Humor & Satire Blog,The Daily Show on Facebook

Ivy League, indeed...

2011-10-20T14:54:00.002-05:00

Ahhh, Moo-chelle Obama. I've spent quite a bit of time mocking her "fashion" sense, but I think it's time to turn our attention to how well-spoken, articulate and brilliant she is. Want an example of her fabulous speaking style? Here she is talking about the Secret Service: "People always ask what it is like to have Secret Service around," Mrs. Obama said. "It's like having family around. ..

Unimaginative...

2011-10-14T12:19:00.001-05:00

Maybe it's just me, but it seems really stupid and patronizing to take the Korean President out to dinner at a Korean barbecue place. Ahead of their official state visit Thursday, President Obama is having dinner tonight with President Lee of South Korea. Obama, perhaps trying to show Lee how it’s done in the U.S., is dining with Lee at Woo Lae Oak, a Korean restaurant in Tyson’s Corner, Va.

Grab some Kleenex...

2011-10-06T00:53:00.064-05:00

You'll need it. And, if you don't need it... well, I just don't know what to say to you. They told me the big black Lab's name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people were really friendly. I'd only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waved when I passed

Kinda sad...

2011-09-25T22:45:00.001-05:00

Jim Treacher reports that Barack's latest internet brainstorm, "Attack Watch", is no more. You know all about "Attack Watch", right? It was yet another snitch site for people who wanted to report their friends and neighbors to the government, should those friends and neighbors be so racist as to disagree with Good King Barry. Even though "Attack Watch" is gone, this fabulous video lives on.

Smile for the camera...

2011-09-21T11:47:00.001-05:00

Okay, everybody... Raise your hand if you're a huge clownshoe: Of course, there's a huge debate about whether this is photoshopped or not... I'll just say that it seems hard to believe that Getty would be offering a photoshopped image... It's not, however, difficult to believe that Obama is a clueless dimwit. © Jana Ogletree 2011

Denial...

2011-09-15T23:10:00.000-05:00

When I saw this headline, I thought I had accidentally wandered onto The Onion's website. Obama: Election Odds Better in 2012 Than 2008But, no... it was ABC's Political Punch. It gets better, though: “Over the last couple of months there have been Democrats who voiced concerns and nervousness about, well, in this kind of economy, isn’t this just — aren’t these just huge headwinds in terms of

Ten Years Later.... (updated with video)

2011-09-11T11:26:00.002-05:00

Ten years after the attacks, this photo still fills me with sorrow, and disbelief, and rage. I will never forget driving to work that morning, and hearing Howard Stern talking about what was happening in New York. Then, I walked into my office, went into the conference room, turned on the TV, and everyone in my office saw those buildings fall. It was so surreal, we literally could not

Ten Years Later...

2011-09-10T19:00:00.000-05:00

Ten years after the attacks, this photo still fills me with sorrow, and disbelief, and rage. I will never forget driving to work that morning, and hearing Howard Stern talking about what was happening in New York. Then, I walked into my office, went into the conference room, turned on the TV, and we all watched those buildings fall. It was so surreal, we literally could not comprehend what

Labor Day...

2011-09-05T21:59:00.000-05:00

Of all of Barry's phony personas, I think I hate "Phony Southern Preacher Man" the most: It's pretty freaking rich listening to that jackass bray about Republicans putting "party before country", considering that the petty son-of-a-bitch childishly tried to upstage the Republican debate with yet another of his stupid speeches. Oh, and by the way, just out of curiosity, when has any

Just in case...

2011-08-25T00:14:00.001-05:00

I know how eager everyone is for September to arrive so that they can hear BamBam's big speech about jobs, jobs, jobs. So, for those of you (I estimate the number to be about 3) who are waiting for the speech with baited breath, here's a video of his previous speeches about jobs, jobs, jobs. Hopefully, it will tide you over until the big day. And, for those of you who can't stomach watching

For the love of God, WHY?

2011-08-17T15:25:00.001-05:00

ABC reports some good news (and when I say "good news", I mean "Dear God, why won't he just shut up?"): President Obama to Give Major Economy Speech After Labor Day President Obama will deliver a major speech on the economy shortly after Labor Day, White House officials tell ABC News. The president will propose a package to help boost the economy and to reduce the deficit. The speech will

Maybe I should run....

2011-08-04T12:30:00.002-05:00

Moo-chelle sent out an email today, and here's her great reason for re-electing Bambi: On the president’s 50th birthday, First Lady Michelle Obama says her husband’s ever graying hair is “proof” he’s handled the job well, and deserves re-election in 2012. “Every day, I see Barack make choices he knows will affect every American family,” Mrs. Obama said in an email blast to supporters. “That's

I'm so relieved...

2011-07-29T15:11:00.001-05:00

I just went to check the Political Punch blog, and found this headline: Obama 50th Birthday Party Still A Go The White House remains confident that a deal to raise the debt ceiling will be reached by next Tuesday, so much so, that the president is still scheduled to spend next Wednesday in Chicago, celebrating his 50th birthday at two DNC events.It's been almost a week now that Bambi hasn't

Who's the hypocrite, hmmmm?

2011-07-12T13:08:00.003-05:00

Over on Political Punch, the moonbats are livid that this has been reported as "news": Spotted: Michelle Obama Indulging In 1,556-Calorie Lunch Just hours after President Obama told lawmakers it was time to “eat our peas” and reach a deal on the deficit, the First Lady was spotted doing just the opposite. Mrs. Obama was seen indulging this afternoon in a colossal 1,556-calorie meal at the

Lurve...

2011-07-02T12:29:00.001-05:00

This guy is Teh Awesome... Articulate and handsome and charming... We need more *actual* Republicans like him, and fewer so-called "Republicans" like smarmy Mitt... His name has been bandied about as a Presidential candidate... Which would be great, but I don't think he'll run (this time). However, maybe he can put that charm to work and at least get the message out there and help

Ah, summer...

2011-06-27T23:05:00.000-05:00

Those hazy, lazy days of summer... so much to do, and blogging isn't at the top of the list. Here in Illinois, we have so few days to enjoy the great outdoors, one really has to soak in the sunshine whilst one can. Here's a video that's ridiculously cute... starring a kitten and a pit bull: There's only one thing I don't like about cute, cuddly little kittens. They turn into freakin' cats.

Glitter? Really?

2011-06-19T23:27:00.000-05:00

Liberals are always trying goofy ways to get their "message" across... Behold one of the lamest attempts seen to date: The fact that she may have a legitimate point is completely lost in her childish display of "glitter-bombing". (Which by the way, she totally missed... how is that even possible?) Perhaps she should go home and play with her "My Little Ponies", and let the grownups handle

Insomnia...

2011-06-11T14:52:00.002-05:00

Dare to be stupid....

2011-05-31T23:14:00.016-05:00

Guess who I saw tonight? This guy... Here's more awesomeness from the Great One: Ooh, la, la... that hair... gorgeous! And, he's talented... and funny... and, as it turns out, pretty damn hot... who knew? Sigh... I think I'm in lurve.... And, here's an old one, just because it's still freaking hilarious: © Jana Ogletree 2011