Did you get those pictures yet, Kev?

I never new this about u. Krazy.

I have a good friend I should introduce you to, Kevin (not as a love interest but as a grammar master kind of friend, who is just like you in making sure every instant message is grammatically correct and without spelling errors). He reminds me A LOT (allott - ROFL) of you.

I’m gonna send them on over into your dreams. Mmmkay?

Was the semi driver played by character actor Jerry Reed, and was the policeman played by the late Jackie Gleason?

If so, these could prove to be vital clues.

I hope you’re in the minority on that one. Otherwise, I might be in trouble.

Consider yourself lucky, once I have my degree I’ll be charging for this kind of analysis.

Congratulations! Can I have your autograph?

Kev Kev. brilliant. gives a whole new disturbing dimension to the “bad uncle” idea germans came up with… not that the “government” would be actually cutting open your chest and sticking grubby fingers in the corazon area, but let’s be clear, do we really want those people annoying the doctors who would be doing that?

when was the last time you came across people employed by the government who were happy with the level of oversight and excellence brought to bear on their positions by the government overlords anyway?

an i know healthcare costs are high, that it seems impossible to adequately treat everyone who’s sick and that in an economy like this one, it’s conceivable people are looking at paying credit card debt OR paying for their heart medication. But the answer to that is not handing our responsibility for our health over into the government’s hands. America’s ideals were intended to form the foundation of a free society where an unlimited market economy provided the impetus to be responsible and judicious in our lifestyles.

We already have too much intervention to protect people from the consequences of their decisions. We need less of that, not more. Let people rely on their desire for education and betterment rather than excuses and a victim sob-story to get ahead.
Otherwise our country will even more quickly drop in every conceivable standard used to measure success and growth, not to mention liberty and true happiness.

*APPLAUSE*

•Feels grandiose and self-important (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents to the point of lying, demands to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements)
•Requires excessive admiration, adulation, attention and affirmation - or, failing that, wishes to be feared and to be notorious
•Feels entitled. Expects unreasonable or special and favorable priority treatment. Demands automatic and full compliance with his or her expectations
•Firmly convinced that he or she is unique and, being special, can only be understood by, should only be treated by, or associate with, other special or unique, or high-status people (or institutions)
•Is obsessed with fantasies of unlimited success, fame, fearsome power or omnipotence, unequalled brilliance

•Arrogant, haughty behaviours or attitudes coupled with rage when frustrated, contradicted, or confronted

Or, you know, if you just wanted to check Websters, under “Narcissistic Personality Disorder” it will say See: Barack Obama

About the rap career, I hadn’t really thought about it seriously, but in retrospect, it might be a good idea. I already have the lingo down…”holla!”, “o-kayyy!” and “yeaahhh!” Forget the piano/indie singing. Lil’ Jon is my new inspiration.

Just sayin’

Word to your mother re: everyone wanting a shortcut. There are no detours to what’s worth having. Except maybe now having to take I-80 to I-26 to get to Columbia from Knoxville because the mountains will be closed for at least three months.

*sigh*

This latest issue of Prevention has a picture on the front of … you guessed it … Michelle Obama’s hips.

And they SCORE! Because that will certainly prevent me from reading Prevention.

Kev, once again you’ve knocked it out of the friendly confines, somewhere onto Waveland Avenue. Kudos, future Examiner!

*trots off to Twit this post*

Crap.

I was going to finish this comment by mentioning an insignificant success by our federal government, but I’m struggling to come up with one. The only thing I can think of is “Stamps,” but I don’t think that’s any sort of achievement, one way or the other.

I withdraw my comment.

@Audrey: Yes, I’m not sure where I got the name Sam. It just came to me.

I’ve never had them, but I doubt I’d like thumbtacks. Even Subway doesn’t offer them on their sandwiches. (Although they DO offer cucumbers, which I just find odd.)

Oh…there would definitely be thumbtacks in your sandwhich. You can take that to the bank.

…but…the comment about the sweat stain that resembles Michelle Obama was great.

@Audrey: I did my darndest not to look at that photo very well, but now that you mention it you’re right. Hmmm. Do you think there’s any chance she’ll just pull that belt all the way up to her face? It would make her much more photogenic.

As for the more pathetic photo, in my book it’s definitely balloon boy’s father. Of course, if MO had been photographed shedding a tear on behalf of children’s health, I’d change my vote in a second!

I can’t tell which picture is more pathetic…Mrs. O pretending to care about children’s health or the balloon boy “father” scooping his child up and trying to act like he didn’t know where Feather or Falcon or whatever his name is…was all along.

Good news! I can erase the mental image of Michelle Obama hula-hooping by jamming a screwdriver into my ear. Djlk8dhk4rgs.

But apparently not, if she would wield a hula-hoop in public while wearing one of the belts … especially one with metal studs in it.

My retinae are burning.

The rest of your post you should have saved for another time, Kev. Nobody can get past that picture of the cursed lady.

And anyone who would WATCH Wife Swap — not to mention be ON it — deserves whatever pathetic drivel of a life comes their way. The nuclear American “family” on display like a third-rate dog and pony show.

These Hiney people are SICK and those children should be removed from that home while there’s still a shred of hope that they could grow up to be decent people.

That time is long past for Mr. and Mrs. Hiney … unless they repent and beg God to transform their minds.

Can you tell I watched disgustingly indecent footage of those boys spewing filth, in a YouTube produced by their parents?

Which is three minutes of my life I wish I could have back … together with the 90 minutes I spent glued to Fox News yesterday, hoping and praying that the little boy was still alive inside the balloon.

P.T. Barnum was right: there’s a sucker born every minute.

HUZZAH for oddballs!